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(Pravda)   Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to getting Jedi sword   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 79
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2012-10-12 09:43:52 AM  
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2012-10-12 11:13:05 AM  
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2012-10-12 11:22:44 AM  
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2012-10-12 12:59:23 PM  
Strike First!
Strike Hard!
Show no mercy!
 
2012-10-12 01:02:08 PM  
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And now, I shall dispose of these two children.
 
2012-10-12 01:03:08 PM  
But can he master Rex Kwon Do?

www.ikigaiway.com
 
2012-10-12 01:03:12 PM  
Run, Turkey, run!
 
2012-10-12 01:04:06 PM  
Not if Romney's elected.
 
2012-10-12 01:04:46 PM  
Whispers overheard during matches with Putin:


Andrei: "let him win comrad"

Alex: "Well no shiat"
 
2012-10-12 01:05:02 PM  
Boot to the head.
 
2012-10-12 01:05:25 PM  
Of all the world leaders, he is the one I wouldn't want to piss off. He kinda goes against the pasty faced, fat ass physique stereotype.
 
2012-10-12 01:05:34 PM  
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"Pooooooooootyyyyyy????? What did I tell you about fighting the kids?"
 
2012-10-12 01:06:26 PM  

Rip Dashrock: Of all the world leaders, he is the one I wouldn't want to piss off. He kinda goes against the pasty faced, fat ass physique stereotype.


The man's a buffoon.
 
2012-10-12 01:08:05 PM  
Putin's nothing. Everyone knows he's just a wimpy figur
 
2012-10-12 01:08:48 PM  
until he is competing against people besides from ones who will be killed for competing back, cant we just call them honorary dans....
 
2012-10-12 01:09:52 PM  

Ben Enya: Putin's nothing. Everyone knows he's just a wimpy figur


I assume this post ended abruptly because Putin came into this farker's house and punched their head clean off their body.
 
2012-10-12 01:10:25 PM  
Putin vs. Ronda Rousey for the Strikeforce belt
 
2012-10-12 01:10:49 PM  
So tough for a guy scared of a few women.
 
2012-10-12 01:12:40 PM  
All too easy.
 
2012-10-12 01:13:04 PM  
Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.
 
2012-10-12 01:15:21 PM  
Putin actually has a pygmy giraffe.
 
2012-10-12 01:16:33 PM  

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


Wow.
 
2012-10-12 01:17:21 PM  
"A weapon is a tool," she repeated, a little breathlessly. "A tool for killing and destroying. And there will be times when, as an Envoy, you must kill and destroy. Then you will choose and equip yourself with the tools that you need. But remember the weakness of weapons. They are an extension--you are the killer and destroyer. You are whole, with or without them."
 
2012-10-12 01:17:28 PM  

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


When was the last time you went outside and saw the sun?
 
2012-10-12 01:19:36 PM  

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


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2012-10-12 01:23:03 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.

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...and?
 
2012-10-12 01:23:15 PM  
"After carefully analyzing international law, we have come to the conclusion that putting the pirates on trial would not fall under the jurisdiction of Russia. We have therefore released the pirates in a liferaft 300 miles off the coast of Somalia"

I still LOL about that every time I think about Putin.
 
2012-10-12 01:25:54 PM  
Judo Dan and his jungle band.
 
2012-10-12 01:27:00 PM  
honorary member

So he doesn't really know judo? Is that like an honorary PhD?
 
2012-10-12 01:27:50 PM  
Sweep the leg, Vlad!
 
2012-10-12 01:28:04 PM  

abhorrent1: honorary member

So he doesn't really know judo? Is that like an honorary PhD?


Depends. Do colleges give out PhDs out of fear of being poisoned or indefinitely detained?
 
2012-10-12 01:31:22 PM  
little known fact: a young vladimir putin was an extra in "Gymkata"
 
2012-10-12 01:31:58 PM  

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


Wow, i didn't know anyone really cared that much about Star Trek.
 
2012-10-12 01:35:55 PM  

umadbro: Putin actually has a pygmy giraffe.


And he can show it in public, without getting arrested for indecent exposure
 
2012-10-12 01:36:50 PM  

stilldrawingablank: Booty Boot to the head.


GWBTFY
 
2012-10-12 01:39:13 PM  

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.REAL

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


i2.photobucket.com 

FTFY
 
2012-10-12 01:45:18 PM  
Putin isn't going to be holding any Jedi sword unless he gets made by the Presbyterian Church.
 
2012-10-12 01:46:55 PM  
Gun wins, Pooty Poot.

/Vlad is the Forrest Gump of world leaders.
 
2012-10-12 01:51:32 PM  
He sucks and thinks the old soviet union was cool. Russians are inherently bureaucratic, just like the Irish are drunken fighters.
 
2012-10-12 01:53:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.

When was the last time you went outside and saw the sun?


This morning, actually. When I went for a run around the neighborhood, thanks.


jfivealive: maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.

Wow, i didn't know anyone really cared that much about Star Trek.


No bloody comment.


Gonad the Ballbarian: maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.REAL

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.

[i2.photobucket.com image 80x80] 

FTFY


That's not nice. And of course it isn't real, but you'd get butthurt if someone called a three-pointer a "touchdown," wouldn't you?
 
2012-10-12 01:56:10 PM  

stilldrawingablank: Boot to the head.


And one for Sally and the Wimp.
 
2012-10-12 01:56:19 PM  

jfivealive: maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.

Wow, i didn't know anyone really cared that much about Star Trek.


HA! Bring on NERD RAGE!!!!!
/I salute you, good sir or madam!
 
2012-10-12 01:58:00 PM  
He's still an asswipe, a pimple on the cheek of humanity.
 
2012-10-12 02:03:25 PM  
of all Putin's photo ops and staged activities, I'm still waiting for the one that shows him as "the Most Humble and Deferent Man in Russia"
 
2012-10-12 02:12:13 PM  

Loadmaster: He's still an asswipe, a pimple on the cheek of humanity.


Bush?
 
2012-10-12 02:14:37 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Gun wins, Pooty Poot.

/Vlad is the Forrest Gump of world leaders.


If only we didn't have pictures displaying his proficiency with guns. Also, I think an army might beat a gun. You're acting like judo is the only way this man has to defend himself. That alone probably gets you polonium poisoning.
 
2012-10-12 02:16:08 PM  

ObscureNameHere: stilldrawingablank: Boot to the head.

And one for Sally and the Wimp.


Like Ed Gruberman before them, they should have learned the fancy moves of Ti Kwan Leap, so that they could have started trashin' bozos.
 
2012-10-12 02:28:55 PM  

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


Came here to say that.

/I shall enjoy reading you in a cool green color from now on.
 
2012-10-12 02:42:47 PM  
I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.
 
2012-10-12 02:47:44 PM  

Poorlytoldjoke: HotIgneous Intruder: Gun wins, Pooty Poot.

/Vlad is the Forrest Gump of world leaders.

If only we didn't have pictures displaying his proficiency with guns. Also, I think an army might beat a gun. You're acting like judo is the only way this man has to defend himself. That alone probably gets you polonium poisoning.


Which is why Putin needs a visit from a SEAL Team.
 
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