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(BBC)   African country's crown jewels are long Ghana after being stolen from Oslo hotel   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 41
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2012-10-12 05:57:44 AM
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The guard was probably off busting some underage kids drinking without a permit.
 
2012-10-12 08:12:18 AM
Oman, that's bad news. I bet the police have Benin to question everybody. Wonder where they're going Togo next.
 
2012-10-12 08:20:59 AM
Kenya believe there would be someone Togo so low as to steal the jewels
 
2012-10-12 08:41:56 AM
I bet the Argentines did it, and they are going to hold them until Ghana releases their training ship, the A.R.A. Libertad.
 
2012-10-12 09:04:53 AM
Stupid Afrucans with their stupid names. Geez
 
2012-10-12 09:06:09 AM
Quick, someone get me some macaroni, glue and a black headband, ill fix this...
 
2012-10-12 09:07:33 AM
It was a Nigerian prince, in the parlor, with a pipe wrench.

/shut down EVERYTHING!
 
2012-10-12 09:09:09 AM
How hardhearted the perp must be to have committed this vile deed so close to Kwanzaa.
 
2012-10-12 09:11:36 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Oman, that's bad news. I bet the police have Benin to question everybody. Wonder where they're going Togo next.


Thread over. Kill the lights on the way out,my friend.
 
2012-10-12 09:12:59 AM
Who you ghana call? ...
 
2012-10-12 09:17:54 AM
What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

3.bp.blogspot.com 


/waissis?
 
2012-10-12 09:24:29 AM
When thieves get caught, they Ghana get raped!
 
2012-10-12 09:25:50 AM
No rWay!
 
2012-10-12 09:29:47 AM
Have they checked the local Sendero Clave?

/Too obscure?
 
2012-10-12 09:32:45 AM
I'm Ghana guess this was an inside job.....

/Sorry.
 
2012-10-12 09:35:27 AM
Damn you, Lupin! Inspector Zenigata will catch you one of these days.
 
2012-10-12 09:46:29 AM
This is why my wife makes me keep my family jewels in my pants.
 
2012-10-12 09:48:55 AM

protectyourlimbs: Quick, someone get me some macaroni, glue and a black headband, ill fix this...


ima turkey: Stupid Afrucans with their stupid names. Geez

tetsoushima: What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

/waissis?


HAAAWWW HAAAWWW Africans are poor savages and all their stuff is crap. Hey maybe they should steal a TV! They're different from us so that makes them uncivilized dirt people! Someone get them a banana!

Am I doing this thread right?
 
2012-10-12 10:02:10 AM
Now I'm Hungary. I'm Russian to Finnish this Turkey leg. I need another Canada soda to Washington it down though.

Stupid puns? AlaBAMa!
 
2012-10-12 10:07:07 AM

Flakeloaf: protectyourlimbs: Quick, someone get me some macaroni, glue and a black headband, ill fix this...

ima turkey: Stupid Afrucans with their stupid names. Geez
tetsoushima: What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

/waissis?

HAAAWWW HAAAWWW Africans are poor savages and all their stuff is crap. Hey maybe they should steal a TV! They're different from us so that makes them uncivilized dirt people! Someone get them a banana!

Am I doing this thread right?


Lighten up, Flakeloaf.
 
2012-10-12 10:08:52 AM
It makes me sad when a corrupt African monarch whose people live in poverty despite a massive influx of oil capital gets his priceless crown jewels stolen from a hotel in Oslo
(I'm playing a sad song on the world's smallest seperewa).
 
2012-10-12 10:10:00 AM
Pretty sure Obama stole them, to finance his re-election campaign.
 
2012-10-12 10:12:33 AM

tetsoushima: What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

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/waissis?


More like really farking stupid, considering 65% of the world's diamonds come from African countries, dontcha think?
 
2012-10-12 10:23:03 AM
Sir Charles Phantom the notorious Lytton?
 
2012-10-12 10:23:19 AM
If I were a thief who wanted to steal Ghana's crown jewels, a hotel in Oslo would be the last place I looked.
 
2012-10-12 10:26:42 AM
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Norwegians Don't Care About Black People


Actually, Kanye probably is thinking, "I got better bling hanging off my neck every day of the year."
 
2012-10-12 10:33:55 AM
So, how long till I get email asking to help get the money out of the country?
 
2012-10-12 10:38:50 AM

CheekyMonkey: tetsoushima: What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 424x283] 


/waissis?

More like really farking stupid, considering 65% of the world's diamonds come from African countries, dontcha think?


Which is why they are some of the wealthiest countries in the world.
 
2012-10-12 10:39:15 AM
I guess someone didn't get the memo that the safes in the hotel rooms were just for Grandmother's jewels.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-12 10:57:59 AM

Mentalenemasquad: Who you ghana call? ...


Niger, please.
 
2012-10-12 10:57:59 AM
Norway they're getting those back.
 
2012-10-12 10:59:13 AM

tetsoushima: CheekyMonkey: tetsoushima: What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 424x283] 


/waissis?

More like really farking stupid, considering 65% of the world's diamonds come from African countries, dontcha think?

Which is why they are some of the wealthiest countries in the world.


Don't be an idiot. The fact that Africa is a shiathole has nothing to do with lack of resources, and everything to do with corrupt governments and rapacious multi-national corporations.
 
2012-10-12 11:05:25 AM

CheekyMonkey: tetsoushima: CheekyMonkey: tetsoushima: What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 424x283] 


/waissis?

More like really farking stupid, considering 65% of the world's diamonds come from African countries, dontcha think?

Which is why they are some of the wealthiest countries in the world.

Don't be an idiot. The fact that Africa is a shiathole has nothing to do with lack of resources, and everything to do with corrupt governments and rapacious multi-national corporations.


So why do they eat so much watermelon and wear bones in their hair? That's not the multi-national corporations' fault is it?
 
2012-10-12 11:19:12 AM

Flakeloaf: protectyourlimbs: Quick, someone get me some macaroni, glue and a black headband, ill fix this...

ima turkey: Stupid Afrucans with their stupid names. Geez
tetsoushima: What an African country's crown jewels may look like:

/waissis?

HAAAWWW HAAAWWW Africans are poor savages and all their stuff is crap. Hey maybe they should steal a TV! They're different from us so that makes them uncivilized dirt people! Someone get them a banana!

Am I doing this thread right?


No.. but welcome to fark anyway...
 
2012-10-12 11:27:03 AM
On the case (again).
i259.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 11:42:50 AM
That would be hilarious if one of the zombie-like shuffling junkies in the park by the train station were walking around with crown jewels trying to score a hit.

"I neeeeeed a hit mannn...here, I'll trade you this diamond-encrusted scepter"
 
2012-10-12 11:46:28 AM

ImperialHazman: On the case (again).
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I i-i-i I want the kniiiiiiiife
 
2012-10-12 11:51:12 AM

busy chillin': ImperialHazman: On the case (again).
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I i-i-i I want the kniiiiiiiife


(spin)
....pleeeeeeeeeeeeassse
 
2012-10-12 12:15:01 PM

ImperialHazman: On the case (again).
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I was thinking this might have been a tribal thing.. but the case is all yours...

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2012-10-12 12:21:56 PM

protectyourlimbs: ImperialHazman: On the case (again).
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I was thinking this might have been a tribal thing.. but the case is all yours...

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Stand by. Trying not to spill the water.
 
2012-10-12 01:20:49 PM

ImperialHazman: protectyourlimbs: ImperialHazman: On the case (again).
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I was thinking this might have been a tribal thing.. but the case is all yours...

[lh4.ggpht.com image 512x218]

Stand by. Trying not to spill the water.


I'll be right outside the temple if you need me....

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