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(Mother Nature Network)   It's awesome if you're a single dad. As long as you're a daddy longlegs spider   (mnn.com) divider line 70
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2012-10-12 08:07:39 AM
i86.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 08:08:37 AM
 
2012-10-12 08:14:44 AM
Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.
 
2012-10-12 08:20:04 AM
What about long legged mack daddys?
 
2012-10-12 08:20:10 AM
FTA: "The spiders are able to avoid predators since they stay near eggs, and their more sedentary lifestyle means they consumer fewer resources."

*facepalm*
 
2012-10-12 08:21:32 AM
The spiders are able to avoid predators since they stay near eggs, and their more sedentary lifestyle means they consumer fewer resources.

did someone say "sedentary"??

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-12 08:24:26 AM

PallMall: FTA: "The spiders are able to avoid predators since they stay near eggs, and their more sedentary lifestyle means they consumer fewer resources."

*facepalm*


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-12 08:25:23 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com 


"Haters gonna haaaaaate!"
 
2012-10-12 08:31:51 AM

DrSieb: [i86.photobucket.com image 850x726]


In a burned out stump.
 
2012-10-12 08:33:16 AM
 
2012-10-12 08:36:57 AM
Ok, so is calling them "daddy long legs" the normal thing and calling them "granddaddy long legs" a southern thing?
 
2012-10-12 08:37:30 AM

vudukungfu: DrSieb: [i86.photobucket.com image 850x726]

In a burned out stump is what your moms area may look like.


FTFY
 
2012-10-12 08:38:07 AM

Hobo Jr.: Ok, so is calling them "daddy long legs" the normal thing and calling them "granddaddy long legs" a southern thing?


Yes.
 
2012-10-12 08:40:05 AM

StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.


There are spiders(order: Araneae) that they also call daddy longlegs but these are indeed harvestment (order: Opiliones). They're still arachnids but so are scorpions, pseudoscorpians, vinegaroons, wind scropions, etc...


(Nobody gives a shiat though.)
 
2012-10-12 08:42:18 AM
As a single father this disappointed me.
 
2012-10-12 08:43:22 AM

StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.


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2012-10-12 08:44:37 AM
SPIDER THREAD!!!!!

www.podenco.ch

/or web as it were.
 
2012-10-12 08:46:16 AM
stat.mobli.com
 
2012-10-12 08:47:11 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.

There are spiders(order: Araneae) that they also call daddy longlegs but these are indeed harvestment (order: Opiliones). They're still arachnids but so are scorpions, pseudoscorpians, vinegaroons, wind scropions, etc...


(Nobody gives a shiat though.)


I'd never heard of a vinegaroon, so I googled it and learned something. So, a shiat was given. Thanks buddy!
 
2012-10-12 08:47:26 AM

ChipNASA: SPIDER THREAD!!!!!


Whatever floats your boat:

static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-10-12 08:47:55 AM
So if I hang around and watch the kids I live approximately TWO PERCENT LONGER? Just put me out of my misery ... Oh, they get way more sex? SIGN ME UP!!!
 
2012-10-12 08:48:50 AM
gifstumblr.com
 
2012-10-12 08:50:21 AM
Actually, Subby, if you're a dude who's looking for a date, having a kid with you (and a well-prepared sob story) is a rarely-used and highly effective power move.
 
2012-10-12 08:55:15 AM
long legs daddy!

www.orangecoat.com
 
2012-10-12 08:55:58 AM

ChipNASA: SPIDER THREAD!!!!!

[www.podenco.ch image 850x680]

/or web as it were.


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-12 08:56:35 AM
This about sums up me and spiders.

farm9.staticflickr.com

Mister Kiwi knows whenever he hears me shrieking "KILL IT KILL IT" he has to come save me.
 
2012-10-12 08:58:19 AM
CSB

My son is cute. and yes, all parents think their kids are cute but when I have had multiple women, friends and also (scary) complete strangers B-line to my son and just gush, "OMG he's SO CUTE!!" I know it's not just me.
I was in a Wegmans and my son was smiling at the bakery clerk and I said, he's just a big flirt (he's 3) and she came out from behind the counter and was all like OMG he's so cute and then FOLLOWED US DOWN THE ISLE to the front of the store yelling to her friend.."HEY MARGARET, You gotta check out this kid, he's SO CUTE!!" (I was kinda WTF) so not I have two of these women in the grocery store standing in front of me gushing and then the bakery chick said "You know, if you weren't married, you could TOTALLY WORK THIS...wink wink.." and I said to her...."Yeah, I know, women have been doing this since he was about 1 and 1/2 AND I happened to have that thought too, AND when someone *else* said the same thing to me, within earshot of Mrs ChipNASA, she was NONE too Amused!! LOL {;-D

Moral of the story....(I can't speak for guys with daughters...yet) but guys with cute sons = PUSSY MAGNET (and puppies too)

/end CSB
 
2012-10-12 08:59:43 AM

Marine1: Actually, Subby, if you're a dude who's looking for a date, having a kid with you (and a well-prepared sob story) is a rarely-used and highly effective power move.


I borrow my neighbor's kid. He looks like a younger version of the kid in Love Is All You Need.
He loves to pretend so I take him to the mall and when a good looking girl asks him his name he'll tell them, then look at me and say, "Can she be my new mommy, dad"? And you can just see the snail trail begin.
 
2012-10-12 09:02:55 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.

There are spiders(order: Araneae) that they also call daddy longlegs but these are indeed harvestment (order: Opiliones). They're still arachnids but so are scorpions, pseudoscorpians, vinegaroons, wind scropions, etc...


(Nobody gives a shiat though.)


arachnids, but they are not spiders...
 
2012-10-12 09:14:47 AM

vudukungfu: Marine1: Actually, Subby, if you're a dude who's looking for a date, having a kid with you (and a well-prepared sob story) is a rarely-used and highly effective power move.

I borrow my neighbor's kid. He looks like a younger version of the kid in Love Is All You Need.
He loves to pretend so I take him to the mall and when a good looking girl asks him his name he'll tell them, then look at me and say, "Can she be my new mommy, dad"? And you can just see the snail trail begin.


Wow....just wow.....(takes off his wedding ring, grabs kid and heads for the Mall to Forever 21.) {:-D
 
2012-10-12 09:16:27 AM
Spidey Friday?
 
2012-10-12 09:18:23 AM

ChipNASA: [gifstumblr.com image 288x288]


play me to the desk
cezl.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-12 09:21:27 AM

Subdue their bellies: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.

There are spiders(order: Araneae) that they also call daddy longlegs but these are indeed harvestment (order: Opiliones). They're still arachnids but so are scorpions, pseudoscorpians, vinegaroons, wind scropions, etc...


(Nobody gives a shiat though.)

I'd never heard of a vinegaroon, so I googled it and learned something. So, a shiat was given. Thanks buddy!


Great! I'll take your shiat.


protectyourlimbs: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.

There are spiders(order: Araneae) that they also call daddy longlegs but these are indeed harvestment (order: Opiliones). They're still arachnids but so are scorpions, pseudoscorpians, vinegaroons, wind scropions, etc...


(Nobody gives a shiat though.)

arachnids, but they are not spiders...


Wasn't that my point, precisely?
 
2012-10-12 09:23:16 AM

kiwimoogle84: This about sums up me and spiders.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 375x500]

Mister Kiwi knows whenever he hears me shrieking "KILL IT KILL IT" he has to come save me.


You did well to trap it. My wife would have just locked the room it was in until I got home.
 
2012-10-12 09:29:09 AM

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: This about sums up me and spiders.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 375x500]

Mister Kiwi knows whenever he hears me shrieking "KILL IT KILL IT" he has to come save me.

You did well to trap it. My wife would have just locked the room it was in until I got home.


Oh HAYYYELLL no. That wasn't me. I found that picture online and laughed since its so me. You kidding me? If that thing touched me, I would have burnt the house down with a flamethrower trying to nuke it from existence.
 
2012-10-12 09:40:47 AM

Hobo Jr.: Ok, so is calling them "daddy long legs" the normal thing and calling them "granddaddy long legs" a southern thing?


Only if they're interchangable.
 
2012-10-12 09:41:06 AM

Hobo Jr.: Ok, so is calling them "daddy long legs" the normal thing and calling them "granddaddy long legs" a southern thing?


I've only ever heard them called daddy long legs
/southern
 
2012-10-12 09:41:30 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Subdue their bellies: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.

There are spiders(order: Araneae) that they also call daddy longlegs but these are indeed harvestment (order: Opiliones). They're still arachnids but so are scorpions, pseudoscorpians, vinegaroons, wind scropions, etc...


(Nobody gives a shiat though.)

I'd never heard of a vinegaroon, so I googled it and learned something. So, a shiat was given. Thanks buddy!

Great! I'll take your shiat.


protectyourlimbs: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: StrangeQ: Daddy longlegs aren't spiders.

There are spiders(order: Araneae) that they also call daddy longlegs but these are indeed harvestment (order: Opiliones). They're still arachnids but so are scorpions, pseudoscorpians, vinegaroons, wind scropions, etc...


(Nobody gives a shiat though.)

arachnids, but they are not spiders...

Wasn't that my point, precisely?


Yes... but before coffee your there read as they... as a republican I blame you for causing my mistake... carry on...
 
2012-10-12 10:00:13 AM
Just so you know, Subby, a daddy longlegs is an arachnid, but not a spider.
 
2012-10-12 10:00:47 AM

PallMall: FTA: "The spiders are able to avoid predators since they stay near eggs, and their more sedentary lifestyle means they consumer fewer resources."

*facepalm*


missed one
 
2012-10-12 10:03:42 AM

blatz514: PallMall: FTA: "The spiders are able to avoid predators since they stay near eggs, and their more sedentary lifestyle means they consumer fewer resources."

*facepalm*

missed one


*doublefacepalm*
 
2012-10-12 10:14:05 AM
You're lucky I'm an easy boss...

oi39.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-12 10:25:18 AM

protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...


Accidentally the whole thing?
 
2012-10-12 10:29:57 AM

CapeFearCadaver: protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...

Accidentally the whole thing?


This reply is priceless.

/such as
 
2012-10-12 10:35:27 AM

kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...

Accidentally the whole thing?

This reply is priceless.

/such as


Caughtsayof?
 
2012-10-12 10:57:27 AM

kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...

Accidentally the whole thing?

This reply is priceless.

/such as


umm.. i admit it wasnt funny now I re-read but that was the joke... I read the post wrong, skipping over grammar and all and thought he was saying they were spiders...
 
2012-10-12 11:07:16 AM

protectyourlimbs: kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...

Accidentally the whole thing?

This reply is priceless.

/such as

umm.. i admit it wasnt funny now I re-read but that was the joke... I read the post wrong, skipping over grammar and all and thought he was saying they were spiders...


I was poking fun at Cape Fear Cadaver for missing a word in her own reply.
 
2012-10-12 11:12:38 AM

kiwimoogle84: protectyourlimbs: kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...

Accidentally the whole thing?

This reply is priceless.

/such as

umm.. i admit it wasnt funny now I re-read but that was the joke... I read the post wrong, skipping over grammar and all and thought he was saying they were spiders...

I was poking fun at Cape Fear Cadaver for missing a word in her own reply.


sorry, I assumed it was at me since I thought her reply mistake was an intentional one to poke fun at mine... which I was poking fun at myself in... anyway i can push reset on all this??
 
2012-10-12 11:24:21 AM

protectyourlimbs: kiwimoogle84: protectyourlimbs: kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...

Accidentally the whole thing?

This reply is priceless.

/such as

umm.. i admit it wasnt funny now I re-read but that was the joke... I read the post wrong, skipping over grammar and all and thought he was saying they were spiders...

I was poking fun at Cape Fear Cadaver for missing a word in her own reply.

sorry, I assumed it was at me since I thought her reply mistake was an intentional one to poke fun at mine... which I was poking fun at myself in... anyway i can push reset on all this??




Nope. You're too far down the rabbit hole now, buddy. ;)
 
2012-10-12 12:08:47 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: protectyourlimbs: kiwimoogle84: protectyourlimbs: kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: protectyourlimbs: Yes... but before coffee your there read as they...

Accidentally the whole thing?

This reply is priceless.

/such as

umm.. i admit it wasnt funny now I re-read but that was the joke... I read the post wrong, skipping over grammar and all and thought he was saying they were spiders...

I was poking fun at Cape Fear Cadaver for missing a word in her own reply.

sorry, I assumed it was at me since I thought her reply mistake was an intentional one to poke fun at mine... which I was poking fun at myself in... anyway i can push reset on all this??



Nope. You're too far down the rabbit hole now, buddy. ;)


in that case I might as well enjoy the tea...
 
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