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(The Sun)   "Yo ho ho and a bottle of..." *thud*   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-10-12 12:11:12 AM  
"His mum Marina, 54, later demanded a ban on the "dangerous culture of binge-drinking" at Freshers' Weeks, which annually offer cheap booze deals to thousands of new students at UK campuses."


Yes, because it is the school's fault that your snowflake thought chugging an entire bottle of rum in 15 minutes was a good idea. Stupid lady.
 
2012-10-12 12:14:38 AM  
So it was a... stairway to heaven
 
2012-10-12 09:34:23 AM  
That picture was taken at the coroner.
 
2012-10-12 09:35:28 AM  
15 minutes? What size bottle? I think I've done that before, and it wasn't my first drink of the evening.
 
2012-10-12 09:37:22 AM  
He should have buttchugged it.
 
2012-10-12 09:38:40 AM  
"Timothy claimed he could drink one in 30 minutes - and did it in 15."

Told ya...
 
2012-10-12 09:38:47 AM  
www.videogamehouse.net
 
2012-10-12 09:40:43 AM  
This is a very sad story.

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2012-10-12 09:42:14 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So it was a... stairway to heaven


I though the stairway to heaven went up.

He fell down... so to hell I presume...

A bottle of rum in 15 mins? Amateur...
 
2012-10-12 09:45:14 AM  
Come on, rum? Try it with a gnarly gin and I might get impressed.

Stupid kids dying drunk give me a sad, though.
 
2012-10-12 09:48:38 AM  
So he didn't even die from alcohol poisoning he died from being a drunken fool who can't walk down steps.

Ok..
 
2012-10-12 09:49:09 AM  
Who does this kid think he is? Shoenice?
 
2012-10-12 09:50:20 AM  
Did his drunk buddy write TFA?
 
2012-10-12 09:51:43 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So it was a... stairway to heaven


www.mmaplayground.com

Seriously.
 
2012-10-12 09:53:51 AM  
Demitris Vachaviolos

...or at least that's how Timothy pronounced Danny's name, shortly before falling down the stairs...
 
2012-10-12 09:55:48 AM  
brass monkey

when my girl shakes her ass she sure gets funky
 
2012-10-12 10:00:00 AM  
Somehow I feel like this classic Demotivator is appropriate to the situation.
 
2012-10-12 10:00:16 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So it was a... stairway to heaven


aux-www.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-12 10:04:58 AM  
Maths?
Heard a fall?
Mum?

Jeese, Louise, Eedit. Dem Britts ol tawk weird over der.
 
2012-10-12 10:12:06 AM  
Silly me, expected this to be a thread about Prince Roy.
 
2012-10-12 10:16:20 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Can't really find anything funny about this.


Another case of tragedy in the classical sense: where our hero brings about his own downfall. It's only comedy when our hero survives to be mocked.
 
2012-10-12 10:18:20 AM  
So did he go out a winner?
 
2012-10-12 10:19:39 AM  
Do stupid things. Bad things happen to you.

My Give-A-Damn-O-Meter doesn't seem to be registering anything.
 
2012-10-12 10:24:10 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 10:25:28 AM  
Keep your chin up, kid.
 
2012-10-12 10:27:17 AM  
Take ALL THE MATHS!!
 
2012-10-12 10:32:16 AM  
dear lord you must be an absolute loser in life that you dont even know how to fall properly.

\not sure why I am still around after all the drunk stupid stunts I have done
\\fallen down stairs way more then once
\\at least I assume thats what happened since I woke up at the bottom of the stairs
 
2012-10-12 10:32:26 AM  
This was dumb for sure, but the real scandal here is that the kid was waiting at hospital for ninety minutes before being treated. I personally hope they sue.
 
2012-10-12 10:32:31 AM  
I would just like to say that this was not a genuine bottle of Thud. Genuine bottles of Thud do not kill you. If you have been killed by a fake bottle of Thud, please report it to my copyright lawyers. Thank you.
 
2012-10-12 10:32:48 AM  
One bottle?

Lightweight.
 
2012-10-12 10:42:41 AM  

wildcardjack: 15 minutes? What size bottle? I think I've done that before, and it wasn't my first drink of the evening.


Spirits are generally sold in 24 fl oz bottles in the UK.
 
2012-10-12 10:43:23 AM  
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of..." *thud*

Iocaine powder?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-10-12 10:46:48 AM  
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2012-10-12 11:03:32 AM  
Catchy headline. My next batch of homebrew double IPA will be called THUD.
 
2012-10-12 11:06:25 AM  
Doesn't surprise me. Brits are the most self-destructive drinkers I have ever seen. You find them all over the British Isles lying in gutters surrounded by vomit slicks. The guys are even worse.
 
2012-10-12 11:59:21 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Thud? BTw, just got through the latest Discworld book, Snuff. What a painful experience that was. I think I'm done for good w/ Pratchett.
 
2012-10-12 01:11:54 PM  

kvinesknows: \\fallen down stairs way more then once
\\at least I assume thats what happened since I woke up at the bottom of the stairs


Happened to me before too. Heavy drinking and I topped it off with two xanny bars. Blacked out 30 mins after the xanax kicked it, my bar buddies drove me home but didn't know where I lived. I don't even know how I managed to direct them to my address but I woke up the next morning at the bottom of my concrete steps (15 steps). I had cuts/scrapes on my arms and legs, bruised quite a few places in my back and I whacked my neck/head. Hell I wonder if I attempted the climb up my steps more than once.

/csb
 
2012-10-12 01:12:04 PM  

mortimer_ford: That picture was taken at the coroner.


Looks more like a mug shot. Thats the best pic they could come up with?
 
2012-10-12 09:06:06 PM  
Smoky Dragon Dish

I had heard that Alexander Broughton was a buttchugger. He also went by the name Xander. And he was a buttchugger.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 12:16:04 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Can't really find anything funny about this.



This. Not everything that's stupid and pointless is funny. In particular, needless untimely deaths generally cast a pall on matters, at least to people who have even the slightest ability to imagine themselves in the shoes of the people dealing with such a circumstance.

/yeah, yeah, I know, "[dawson.jpg]"
 
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