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(Daily Mail)   Cute 20-year-old denied job because she's smoking hot with huge boobs (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2012-10-12 06:09:56 AM
11 votes:
I hear they're hiring at the Tilted Gunt.
2012-10-11 11:54:32 PM
11 votes:
She's got the Denny's look. And if she's complaining about it in a news article, she's got the Denny's attitude too
2012-10-12 09:01:09 AM
8 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-10-12 06:43:13 AM
5 votes:

taurusowner: Her attitude is a great example of why America has taken a massive downward turn. Individuals no longer look at high standards as something to be achieved or sought after. They look at goals and standards as the enemy. We've taught an entire generation (and most of the next) that being mediocre is perfectly fine and anyone who says otherwise should be torn down. Yeah, it's just a bar and the "standard" is looking hot. But this isn't about what the standard is. It's about the fact that the business has a standard, and this fatty, instead of feeling a desire to work up to the goal, seeks to tear the business down to her level of failure. That attitude, seen nationwide, is how countries are ruined.


taurusowner complains of the acceptance of mediocrity. Irony dies a little more.
2012-10-12 08:05:18 AM
4 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com

Approves
2012-10-12 07:34:32 AM
4 votes:
there are other places she could get a job at.

squarenative.com
2012-10-12 07:01:38 AM
4 votes:
It wasn't her size. It's the fact she looks like Melissa Joan hart with downs.
2012-10-12 06:06:11 AM
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-12 08:34:49 AM
3 votes:
KILT IT WITH FIRE
2012-10-12 07:47:08 AM
3 votes:
She's more of a Waffle House girl.
2012-10-12 06:08:41 AM
3 votes:

brianbankerus: Would hit.

/but never admit.


Ahhh! She is a moped. Fun to ride until your friends see you on it.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2012-10-12 02:51:44 AM
3 votes:
'I couldn't wear the uniform. It's upsetting and I don't think anyone should have to go through that. Why should anyone have to look a certain way to work at a different place? It's not fair.'

I wonder what specific brand of lead-based paint her parents used in her nursery in order to give her the impression that life was fair. 

Also, let's get this thread rolling.

www.killingtime.com 

/image hot
2012-10-12 12:09:45 AM
3 votes:
She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.
2012-10-12 01:44:12 PM
2 votes:
Did anyone say that the Tilted Kilt is just as stupid as Hooters?

Or post this?

gotchamovies.com
2012-10-12 01:09:49 PM
2 votes:
'Why should anyone have to look a certain way to work at a different place? It's not fair.'

static.moviefanatic.com

/Agrees
2012-10-12 10:40:22 AM
2 votes:

Langdon Alger: Brett Butler?


Brett Butler.... which one???

Actress Brett Butler
www.biography.com

Baseball Player Brett Butler
www.directsportslink.com

Not to be confused with Rhett Butler...
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Then there is Evan Longoria
seattletimes.com

Certainly not to be confused with Eva Longoria
beautiful-pics.org

Who is dating Mark Sanchez...
a.espncdn.com

Who's about to lose his job to Tebow...
www.gq.com

And so on and so on...
2012-10-12 09:28:09 AM
2 votes:
First they came for the fat a$$es, and I did nothing.
2012-10-12 09:23:07 AM
2 votes:
ytrewq.com
2012-10-12 09:09:45 AM
2 votes:
Turned down by Kilt Girl?

cdn.dealbreaker.com

Don't feel bad.

Moo Moo's is hiring.
2012-10-12 08:58:31 AM
2 votes:
That's a hard 20.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/ Would hit it like a crackpipe.
2012-10-12 08:33:50 AM
2 votes:
They won't let me model panties at victoria's secret because I can't fit into the uniform either... DISCRIMINATION! If you're offended by my man parts flopping around, that's YOUR problem.
2012-10-12 08:29:49 AM
2 votes:
I think they should give her a job.... AS A GREASE TRAP!!

/amidoinitrite?
2012-10-12 07:59:14 AM
2 votes:

doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.


shiat man... I weigh 300 and I can carry a hose up 10 floors in sixty of gear while singing show tunes.

It ain't the fat, its the lazy.
2012-10-12 07:36:39 AM
2 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x565]
What Sub-virgin's idea of "smokin' hot" may look like.

/You're a sad, sad person, Sir and/or Madam.


I'd hit it. Sure, she wouldn't be the hottest woman I've had a date with in the past 24 hours, but she's not exactly "unattractive"

/it's surprisingly hard to write such a response while Pachelbel plays on the Panera speakers. Curse you Pachelbel!
2012-10-12 07:28:04 AM
2 votes:

MilkIt: I am never clicking on a "smoking hot" link ever again...subby is a dbag.


I said the very same thing three "smoking hot" threads ago....and yet here I am.
2012-10-12 06:38:38 AM
2 votes:

insano: hasty ambush: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 560x366] 

[red-hot-girls.com image 558x600]

[blogs.westword.com image 350x350]

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 386x500]

Lot of butter faces there, but I guess that's what they're asking for with these type of hiring policies.


[studman69.jpg]

care to share pics of the supermodels you date?

/you're gonna be late for the gym
2012-10-12 06:32:50 AM
2 votes:
because the skirt was a size too small
Um, looks like maybe it's you who is a few sizes too big.

It's upsetting and I don't think anyone should have to go through that
I'm humiliated. Here, let me run to the press to make sure the world I'm a disgruntled fatty.
Life isn't fair. Get over it. No one wants to look at your fat gunt hanging over your skirt while they're trying to eat.
2012-10-12 12:54:28 AM
2 votes:
I know a good optometrist, Subby. Would you like a referral?
2012-10-12 12:30:46 AM
2 votes:

skatedrifter: Headline should have been not smoking hot with huge boobs. My bad, sorry about that.


Sure, but if you said not smoking hot, no greenlight!

So I'll take a look, against my own good judgment.....

www.reactionface.info

You win subby, you win. No bait here.
2012-10-12 12:10:52 AM
2 votes:
Can this thread just graduate to hot 20 year old pics already please?
2012-10-11 11:56:25 PM
2 votes:
Cute 20-year-old denied job because she's smoking hot with huge boobs ass.

FTFSubs.
2012-10-11 11:00:33 PM
2 votes:
Headline should have been not smoking hot with huge boobs. My bad, sorry about that.
2012-10-12 11:41:31 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 11:38:43 AM
1 votes:

bluefoxicy: KatjaMouse: Speaking as a fattie myself, I agree with you.

So if you're a fatty and fat isn't acceptable by rote, why not lose some weight? I notice you apparently have a man, so let's give him a vested interest in getting some weight off your fat ass so he doesn't have to drag it around everywhere. You could also go it solo and haul your own fat ass around.


Holy hell dude did a mobility scooter roll over your foot or something?
2012-10-12 10:59:43 AM
1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: Has anyone mentioned that they "have a job for her"? Because I have a job for her, you know what they say about heavier lassies. Always hungry and such. See what I am getting at?


Are you sure you'll get your wonderboy back in one piece there, farmboy?
2012-10-12 10:56:48 AM
1 votes:

doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.


I can't even carry my hose up 10 floors!
2012-10-12 10:32:01 AM
1 votes:

PallMall: EZ Writer: What a smoking hot 20-year-old might look like:

[assets.poponthepop.com image 400x572]

Look at her eyes. She has no soul. Probably got molested in her younger days.

Maybe you like that look.



She has eyes?

Also, know how I know you're gay?

/NTTAWWT
2012-10-12 10:17:09 AM
1 votes:

Prevailing Wind: [www.wtf-portal.net image 556x700]

I did not feel it was appropriate for a brestaurant thread to miss a chance to have at least one Danielle Houghton picture. Then I thought...why not three?

[img004.lazygirls.info image 479x640]
[img004.lazygirls.info image 481x640]


You've made six valid points I'll have to consider
2012-10-12 10:12:52 AM
1 votes:

GuyCaballero: The "smoking hot" meme still deceives me, EVERY TIME.


Nothing wrong with being an optimist my friend.
2012-10-12 09:54:27 AM
1 votes:

PallMall: [ytrewq.com image 306x448]


I see your ugly, and raise you a FUGLY!
www.vincegolangco.com
2012-10-12 09:47:12 AM
1 votes:

TheMysteriousStranger: doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.

A fireman needs to be able to lug heavy gear to do his job. A server can do his job if you give them a correctly-sized uniform.

I don't think there is any doubt that the young lady is capable of carrying an order to the customer. I don't think there is any doubt that a male could also do it. This restaurant is discriminating. It is unethical. Sadly there is no law that says you can't just fire people because they are not pretty enough.


I once auditioned for the part of Rosa Parks for a high-profile TV miniseries. They turned me down because I was white. And male. And too stupid to remember the lines. If that's not discrimination, I don't know what is.

/where's my money???
2012-10-12 09:41:44 AM
1 votes:

gravebayne2: there are other places she could get a job at.

[squarenative.com image 699x486]


Sadly there's no restaurant called Muffintops.
2012-10-12 09:31:24 AM
1 votes:
She is unreasonable. They can barely afford what little material they cover the other girls in and adding her to the payroll (and i do mean roll) would require a god damn circus tent of cost added to the budget and possibly need some other girls to be laid (and I do mean laid) off. Sure, I cried when I found out I could not be a jockey. But I wiped away my tears and got on with my life.
2012-10-12 09:07:09 AM
1 votes:

Prevailing Wind: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 499x407]
[www.heritageofscotland.com image 165x320]
[i01.i.aliimg.com image 400x639]

I'm sure that last pic is legit. She totally looks Gaelickable.

 

FTFM
2012-10-12 09:02:07 AM
1 votes:
Fatties should cover up. No one wants to see a thigh-sacks of cottage cheese rumbling around.
2012-10-12 08:50:03 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: ...you should probably develop some actual skills or go straight to anal pR0n.


Are you implying that anal pR0n is not an actual skill? *eyebrow*
2012-10-12 08:49:27 AM
1 votes:

swahnhennessy: I've never understood the appeal of cleavage chains. They're all the corporate, suburban blandness of an Applebee's, with the added bonus of making you feel like a perverted tool just for walking in the door. "Let's go someplace where we can ogle the waitresses without worrying about decorum!"


It's your fault if you feel like a pervert.
2012-10-12 08:35:54 AM
1 votes:
Smoking hot is Fark's new Rick roll,

/Why do I click on the link every time???


I click them to laugh at the hose beast, on the rare occasion they are hot I'm torn between, Niccce, & Dang it.

//And laughing at those that still get duped by the ruse is kind of fun also.

///just saying, & slashing
2012-10-12 07:50:54 AM
1 votes:
Is there any culture the US has not cheaply exploited for their themed bars and restaurants? As for the woman, she's just making a fool out of herself. For the record, I'd go there. I'd probably like it too. But these days, the drought is so rarely broken.
2012-10-12 07:46:01 AM
1 votes:
W00t, little tartan skirts thread!

cache2.allpostersimages.com
2012-10-12 07:44:17 AM
1 votes:
Oh for the love of hell. A fat girl tries to get a job at the tilted kilt for attention like once a month. Cant we just give them a donut and tell them to go away?
2012-10-12 07:31:33 AM
1 votes:
I went to a Tilted Kilt for the first time last year while visiting Denver. Food was pretty good and the waitresses provided a great alternative to watching the ballgame.

However, I really felt sorry for the guys clearing and cleaning tables. It seems that they have to wear "kilts" too, made from all black fairly heavy material. Problem is that they obviously didn't know that what they were actually wearing was a skirt, not a kilt. And no, they were not utilikilts. They were low-waisted, and hung about 2-3 inches above the knee. Looked bad.

If the restaurant is going to force staff to wear them, at least have the decency to fit them out properly. 

/Then again, maybe some of the guys enjoyed wearing them
//...at least the one with the stockings and sussies seemed to.
/// .....NTTAWWT
2012-10-12 07:22:43 AM
1 votes:
Cute: BUZZ
Smoking Hot: BUZZ
Huge Boobs: BUZZ
Huge Hips: DING DING DING

Want to see her in a Tilted Kilt outfit: BUZZ
2012-10-12 07:13:56 AM
1 votes:
Now the whole internet knows your shame tubby, good job
2012-10-12 06:44:09 AM
1 votes:
I guess it's easier to sue someone than it is to put the fork down.
2012-10-12 06:42:42 AM
1 votes:
I've never understood the appeal of cleavage chains. They're all the corporate, suburban blandness of an Applebee's, with the added bonus of making you feel like a perverted tool just for walking in the door. "Let's go someplace where we can ogle the waitresses without worrying about decorum!"
2012-10-12 06:40:35 AM
1 votes:
They couldn't get a Scottish woman to do the voice over in that "ad".

It nut ruytttt.

s.ecrater.com

Also fatty mcfat from fatterton Use this - it's like one of those weight belts people employees use at the Home Depot.

\ I hope they go full Scottish and go commando. "How did this pube get in my haggis???Well it's haggis so it's the best ingredient in there."

"Aye"
2012-10-12 06:23:45 AM
1 votes:
Gunt. Heh.
2012-10-12 06:07:51 AM
1 votes:
There should be rules against orange or leathery skin, too.
That shiat needs to end
2012-10-12 06:07:18 AM
1 votes:
Her attitude is a great example of why America has taken a massive downward turn. Individuals no longer look at high standards as something to be achieved or sought after. They look at goals and standards as the enemy. We've taught an entire generation (and most of the next) that being mediocre is perfectly fine and anyone who says otherwise should be torn down. Yeah, it's just a bar and the "standard" is looking hot. But this isn't about what the standard is. It's about the fact that the business has a standard, and this fatty, instead of feeling a desire to work up to the goal, seeks to tear the business down to her level of failure. That attitude, seen nationwide, is how countries are ruined.
2012-10-12 05:36:16 AM
1 votes:
One of those things is not like the other
2012-10-12 03:50:37 AM
1 votes:
Just like I should be able to be a Chippendale.

OUTRAGE!!!!
2012-10-12 01:36:03 AM
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: Seriously, ladies... Why do you put yourselves through this? If you have the body type they're looking for, then go for it. If you don't, then go get a job somewhere else. Why create all the drama and grief? Why bring that kind of attention (and scrutiny) on yourself? You're just making yourself into headline fodder...


Because Americans know that they can file a lawsuit and get a settlement, instead of getting an actual job.
2012-10-12 12:20:33 AM
1 votes:
Would hit.

/but never admit.
182
2012-10-11 11:19:11 PM
1 votes:
have some self-respect girl....go on a diet.
 
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