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(Daily Mail)   Cute 20-year-old denied job because she's smoking hot with huge boobs (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-10-12 06:51:33 AM  

Silverlock: taurusowner: Her attitude is a great example of why America has taken a massive downward turn. Individuals no longer look at high standards as something to be achieved or sought after. They look at goals and standards as the enemy. We've taught an entire generation (and most of the next) that being mediocre is perfectly fine and anyone who says otherwise should be torn down. Yeah, it's just a bar and the "standard" is looking hot. But this isn't about what the standard is. It's about the fact that the business has a standard, and this fatty, instead of feeling a desire to work up to the goal, seeks to tear the business down to her level of failure. That attitude, seen nationwide, is how countries are ruined.

taurusowner complains of the acceptance of mediocrity. Irony dies a little more.


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2012-10-12 06:51:50 AM  

Cyberluddite: I know a good optometrist, Subby. Would you like a referral?


Do you not read even the boobies before posting?
 
2012-10-12 06:58:00 AM  

uptownshaggy: Whoops.

Link


Crack is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-10-12 07:01:38 AM  
It wasn't her size. It's the fact she looks like Melissa Joan hart with downs.
 
2012-10-12 07:03:41 AM  

TheManofPA: She's got the Denny's look. And if she's complaining about it in a news article, she's got the Denny's attitude too


I think Denny's has better food than Hooters (which isn't saying much). I've never been to a Tilted Kilt.
 
2012-10-12 07:04:25 AM  
Smoking hot is Fark's new Rick roll,

/Why do I click on the link every time???
 
2012-10-12 07:07:11 AM  
Way to set your sights high, sweetie.

And now the world knows that you have low self-esteem so that will make dating a lot easier for you.
 
2012-10-12 07:10:35 AM  

brianbankerus: Would hit.

/but never admit.


Why not?
 
2012-10-12 07:10:52 AM  

skatedrifter: Headline should have been not smoking hot with huge boobs. My bad, sorry about that.


Haven't we all learned what to expect when "smoking hot" appears in a headline?
 
2012-10-12 07:13:02 AM  
The lack of a smile is more unattractive than the chubbiness. I was ready to come in here and say, "Eh, I'd hit it" but the attitude kills it for me.
 
2012-10-12 07:13:56 AM  
Now the whole internet knows your shame tubby, good job
 
2012-10-12 07:16:40 AM  

skatedrifter: Headline should have been not smoking hot with huge boobs. My bad, sorry about that.


"Smoking hot" in a Fark headline means "kill it with fire."

/DNRTFA
 
2012-10-12 07:22:43 AM  
Cute: BUZZ
Smoking Hot: BUZZ
Huge Boobs: BUZZ
Huge Hips: DING DING DING

Want to see her in a Tilted Kilt outfit: BUZZ
 
2012-10-12 07:23:15 AM  

hasty ambush: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 560x366] 

[red-hot-girls.com image 558x600]

[blogs.westword.com image 350x350]

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 386x500]


I'd tilt those kilts.
 
2012-10-12 07:24:39 AM  
I am never clicking on a "smoking hot" link ever again...subby is a dbag.
 
2012-10-12 07:28:04 AM  

MilkIt: I am never clicking on a "smoking hot" link ever again...subby is a dbag.


I said the very same thing three "smoking hot" threads ago....and yet here I am.
 
2012-10-12 07:31:33 AM  
I went to a Tilted Kilt for the first time last year while visiting Denver. Food was pretty good and the waitresses provided a great alternative to watching the ballgame.

However, I really felt sorry for the guys clearing and cleaning tables. It seems that they have to wear "kilts" too, made from all black fairly heavy material. Problem is that they obviously didn't know that what they were actually wearing was a skirt, not a kilt. And no, they were not utilikilts. They were low-waisted, and hung about 2-3 inches above the knee. Looked bad.

If the restaurant is going to force staff to wear them, at least have the decency to fit them out properly. 

/Then again, maybe some of the guys enjoyed wearing them
//...at least the one with the stockings and sussies seemed to.
/// .....NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-12 07:34:32 AM  
there are other places she could get a job at.

squarenative.com
 
2012-10-12 07:36:39 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x565]
What Sub-virgin's idea of "smokin' hot" may look like.

/You're a sad, sad person, Sir and/or Madam.


I'd hit it. Sure, she wouldn't be the hottest woman I've had a date with in the past 24 hours, but she's not exactly "unattractive"

/it's surprisingly hard to write such a response while Pachelbel plays on the Panera speakers. Curse you Pachelbel!
 
2012-10-12 07:40:08 AM  
I dunno, I actually like the wings at Hooters and I'd go there occasionally even if it weren't for the "moderately attractive girls in tight tank tops and 70s gym shorts" gag. Maybe I'm alone in that.
 
2012-10-12 07:44:17 AM  
Oh for the love of hell. A fat girl tries to get a job at the tilted kilt for attention like once a month. Cant we just give them a donut and tell them to go away?
 
2012-10-12 07:46:01 AM  
W00t, little tartan skirts thread!

cache2.allpostersimages.com
 
2012-10-12 07:46:14 AM  

profplump: taurusowner: Yeah, it's just a bar and the "standard" is looking hot. But this isn't about what the standard is. It's about the fact that the business has a standard, and this fatty, instead of feeling a desire to work up to the goal, seeks to tear the business down to her level of failure.

I'm pretty sure it does matter what the standard is -- what if the bar's standard was looking unkempt? Would you say she was seeking "to tear the business down to her own level of failure" if she insisted on brushing her hair from time to time?

Just because some moron got enough money together to open a bar doesn't mean we should all strive to follow his brilliant leadership -- for all we know he's some 14th-generation rich slacker that won a bar in a poker game and operates it at a loss with the specific intent of humiliating women. I don't think that's what's happening here, but the idea that being an employer somehow makes you smarter/better/etc. than your (potential) employees is full-on derp.


what in the holy hell are you blathering about?
It doesn't mean we should all strive to follow his brilliant leadership? it does if we all want to work for him.

it's not about smarter or better - it's about economics. in order for a sale to occur, each party needs to rather have what the other party has than what they have to offer. In this case she is selling her labour and he is selling money. he has something she wants, she doesn't have anything he wants: no trade. it's as simple as that - and will remain that way until something changes like buyer/seller expectations or the nanny-state forcing him to hire her.
 
2012-10-12 07:47:08 AM  
She's more of a Waffle House girl.
 
2012-10-12 07:50:54 AM  
Is there any culture the US has not cheaply exploited for their themed bars and restaurants? As for the woman, she's just making a fool out of herself. For the record, I'd go there. I'd probably like it too. But these days, the drought is so rarely broken.
 
2012-10-12 07:52:58 AM  

doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.


Hit it dead on right there.
 
2012-10-12 07:54:38 AM  
She'd probably be cute enough face-wise if she lost a bunch of weight. She'd lose the boobs though and have to wear push up bras like the other stick figure girls at the bar.
 
2012-10-12 07:55:08 AM  

Happy Hours: TheManofPA: She's got the Denny's look. And if she's complaining about it in a news article, she's got the Denny's attitude too

I think Denny's has better food than Hooters (which isn't saying much). I've never been to a Tilted Kilt.


is that the place you have to pay a cover to get in then you eat whatever you want?
yeah - even the fruit will give you diarrhea there.
 
2012-10-12 07:55:12 AM  
She's built like an avocado.
Turned into guacamole.
And by guacamole, I mean cottage cheese.

Blarf!

Yrah, you stuff your lovely self into the too-small-to-wear outifts and keep kidding yourself, hefty, hefty, hippo.
 
2012-10-12 07:57:44 AM  
Tilted Kilt food is nothing to write home about, but at least it's a little more varied/thematic than Hooters. They also usually have pretty good TV coverage - nice, high-quality screens all around. Not at all bad for watching the game.

The waitresses, however, have always seemed incompetent/half-trained to me, but then again, I hear there's a lot of turnover.

Most aggravating of all, though, is this:
THEY DO NOT SELL PITCHERS.

Even if you and your five buddies are gonna camp out in front of the tv and watch the game, you each have to keep buying individual beers. I cannot fathom that concept.
 
2012-10-12 07:59:14 AM  

doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.


shiat man... I weigh 300 and I can carry a hose up 10 floors in sixty of gear while singing show tunes.

It ain't the fat, its the lazy.
 
2012-10-12 08:02:57 AM  
Her face isn't great but I'd like to have fun with her anyway.

/Has a thing for chubby girls.
//She should have known that they wouldn't hire her.
///Find a different job. It's not the end of the world.
//Dunno why women would want to work there anyway.
/Well, I understand why attention whores would.
 
2012-10-12 08:03:30 AM  

taurusowner: Her attitude is a great example of why America has taken a massive downward turn. Individuals no longer look at high standards as something to be achieved or sought after. They look at goals and standards as the enemy. We've taught an entire generation (and most of the next) that being mediocre is perfectly fine and anyone who says otherwise should be torn down. Yeah, it's just a bar and the "standard" is looking hot. But this isn't about what the standard is. It's about the fact that the business has a standard, and this fatty, instead of feeling a desire to work up to the goal, seeks to tear the business down to her level of failure. That attitude, seen nationwide, is how countries are ruined.


3/10
 
2012-10-12 08:04:47 AM  
Oh come on. She's not that bad and her boobs would be fun to play with
 
2012-10-12 08:05:18 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

Approves
 
2012-10-12 08:05:33 AM  
And you know, the hilarious thing about this is: this is the WORST possible place for a girl like that to work. Waitress get crap wages, and she isn't likely to make much on tips, eh?
 
2012-10-12 08:10:30 AM  

thamike: Much like standards for grammar and syntax, personal hygiene and physical aesthetics are now fascistic and unreasonable expectations in American society. Standards are for bullies. Leave the fat stupid and lazy alone, Everything Else Nazi.


???? she's willing to work = Not Lazy.

Another Government Employee: She's more of a Waffle House girl.


First time i ever saw someone with a gold tooth was a Waffle House waitress. I was amused and repulsed simultaneously.

Fark Me To Tears: I think they should give her the job. That exposed doughy midriff would really go over well with the customers.

Seriously, ladies... Why do you put yourselves through this? If you have the body type they're looking for, then go for it. If you don't, then go get a job somewhere else. Why create all the drama and grief? Why bring that kind of attention (and scrutiny) on yourself? You're just making yourself into headline fodder...


meanwhile, there are millions of american women who watch TV soap operas on a regular basis. the absolute worst of fiction where the players are thieves, adulterers, murderers, liars, scumbags, embezzlers, sexual deviates, mentally ill, arsonists - you name it, the typical story lines are simply horrific. we have a country full of women who choose to immerse themselves in the most disgusting form of entertainment on a regular basis, as is their normal lives and not sordid and dramatic enough for their tastes.

these same women spend large amounts of time and money buying and using a wide range of products designed to alter their true appearances. like a clown preparing to amuse children under the big top, like a villain in a horror movie, like a lonely young Hispanic boy who prefers to parade about in womens clothing.

why indeed. i wonder why there are not waiting lines outside every psychiatrist and counselors office in america. there really should be.
 
2012-10-12 08:11:58 AM  
Winghouse has the hottest girls of any breastaurant here in central Florida. Hooters is trashy and the Kilt has sort of beginner girls with a mix of nerdy and goofy and SOME cute girls.

Winghouse, however, has those girls that are so incredibly sexy that its hard to imagine them going through life without men simply seeing them as a sex object. I know that sounds awful and sexist to say, but has anyone ever met girls like that? That's winghouse.
 
2012-10-12 08:12:40 AM  

doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.


Discrimination, indeed. I could be an Olympian if only I could run further than 50 feet and do more than 5 pushups.
 
2012-10-12 08:18:21 AM  
If this is some kind of life long ambition she might have a right to complain.

It's a waitress job, it's not like they're not a dime a freakin' dozen.
 
2012-10-12 08:18:30 AM  
I'm all for equal opportunity, but sometimes people are just farking WRONG, and this girl is one of them. Places like Hooters and Tilted Kilt base a large part of their revenue off the attraction of their servers, which in turns drives in the male customers they cater to with their sports-bar motifs and menus. It's a means to compete with the many other restaurants that serve similar menus and go for the sports-bar functionality. And of course the food has to be good, but as I've been to neither one of the aforementioned restaurants, I can't speak to their quality in that regard...though I've heard that Hooters is mediocre at best.

Let's assume that the girl fit every other requirement for being a Tilted Kilt girl; that's she's friendly, outgoing, hard-working, energetic...in other words, she'd be a great server at any other restaurant. If wearing the outfit is a requirement for the job and she couldn't wear it, OH FARKING WELL, sucks to be you, thanks but no thanks. She could've easily just sucked it up, walked out of there, and gone to any other of the many restaurants that could use decent servers and very likely gotten a job. And hey, I think she's attractive. It wouldn't be lust and love at first sight for me, but I would definitely consider her pleasant to the eyes.

But thanks to the continued pussification of our society, she decides to take her hurt feelings to the press and make a mockery of herself by crying "discrimination" at an establishment that has every legal right to enforce a specific dress code. And quite honestly, if I was the manager of another restaurant in her town, I'd be wary of hiring her now based on her actions. So she could very well have just screwed herself royally for future opportunities.

Oh, and let me say this about Tilted Kilt or Hooters girls: I don't care how sexy they think they are or how well their push-up bras are performing. If their service/attitude sucks, there isn't enough fake flirting in the world to keep me from skimping or skipping on a tip. Don't get me wrong; it's an ingenious gimmick. It's essentially the same sales strategy as strippers but with more clothing: show plenty of skin, pretend to flirt with your customers and get them to empty their wallets. But while they're pretending to be totally into me, they'd damn well better be making sure they're getting my order right and checking back regularly for refills or quality checks.
 
2012-10-12 08:26:09 AM  

doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.


A fireman needs to be able to lug heavy gear to do his job. A server can do his job if you give them a correctly-sized uniform.

I don't think there is any doubt that the young lady is capable of carrying an order to the customer. I don't think there is any doubt that a male could also do it. This restaurant is discriminating. It is unethical. Sadly there is no law that says you can't just fire people because they are not pretty enough.
 
2012-10-12 08:26:26 AM  
If she presses on "size discrimination" she might have a case here, but really.... She had to know she couldn't fit into the outfit at first-farking-glance. Was it not obvious? She's several sizes too big for what the Kilt is looking for. Not that she's a hippo, or anything; but she's not the dynamic they're after....They're trying to be another Hooters, but in plaid.
 
2012-10-12 08:28:36 AM  
The "smoking hot" meme still deceives me, EVERY TIME.
 
2012-10-12 08:29:49 AM  
I think they should give her a job.... AS A GREASE TRAP!!

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-10-12 08:29:57 AM  

theMightyRegeya: doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.

Discrimination, indeed. I could be an Olympian if only I could run further than 50 feet and do more than 5 pushups.


They lowered it to 5 now?? Sweet! Olympic kvetching team, here I come!
 
2012-10-12 08:33:50 AM  
They won't let me model panties at victoria's secret because I can't fit into the uniform either... DISCRIMINATION! If you're offended by my man parts flopping around, that's YOUR problem.
 
2012-10-12 08:35:54 AM  
Smoking hot is Fark's new Rick roll,

/Why do I click on the link every time???


I click them to laugh at the hose beast, on the rare occasion they are hot I'm torn between, Niccce, & Dang it.

//And laughing at those that still get duped by the ruse is kind of fun also.

///just saying, & slashing
 
2012-10-12 08:44:54 AM  
Tilted Kilt is one of those places between the college and the stripper pole. If you can't get in there you should probably develop some actual skills or go straight to anal pR0n.
 
2012-10-12 08:49:27 AM  

swahnhennessy: I've never understood the appeal of cleavage chains. They're all the corporate, suburban blandness of an Applebee's, with the added bonus of making you feel like a perverted tool just for walking in the door. "Let's go someplace where we can ogle the waitresses without worrying about decorum!"


It's your fault if you feel like a pervert.
 
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