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(Daily Mail)   Cute 20-year-old denied job because she's smoking hot with huge boobs (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 243
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2012-10-12 08:49:27 AM

swahnhennessy: I've never understood the appeal of cleavage chains. They're all the corporate, suburban blandness of an Applebee's, with the added bonus of making you feel like a perverted tool just for walking in the door. "Let's go someplace where we can ogle the waitresses without worrying about decorum!"


It's your fault if you feel like a pervert.
 
2012-10-12 08:50:03 AM

wildcardjack: ...you should probably develop some actual skills or go straight to anal pR0n.


Are you implying that anal pR0n is not an actual skill? *eyebrow*
 
2012-10-12 08:51:09 AM

Mr. Potatoass: I hear they're hiring at the Tilted Gunt.


Guffawed at work.

Thank you for my first laugh o' the day, laddie.
 
2012-10-12 08:52:15 AM
Ahhh fer fuhks sake! Git to de foookin picts ahlreddy.



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2012-10-12 08:53:27 AM

uptownshaggy: She has a future:

http://popcrush.com/topless-woman-dances-on-the-street-to-katy-perry- t rack/


That fat lady farked that poor car! Won't someone think of the Caprices?
 
2012-10-12 08:54:59 AM

wotthefark: They couldn't get a Scottish woman to do the voice over in that "ad".

It nut ruytttt.


"If it's not Scottish, it's CRRRRRRAP!"

/i don't go to places like TTK because I don't want to be The Sad Pathetic Middle-Aged Loser Who's There By Himself
 
2012-10-12 08:56:27 AM

reillan: Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x565]
What Sub-virgin's idea of "smokin' hot" may look like.

/You're a sad, sad person, Sir and/or Madam.

I'd hit it. Sure, she wouldn't be the hottest woman I've had a date with in the past 24 hours, but she's not exactly "unattractive"

/it's surprisingly hard to write such a response while Pachelbel plays on the Panera speakers. Curse you Pachelbel!


I'm sitting right behind you.

Hi!
 
2012-10-12 08:56:29 AM

AgtSmithReloaded: Oh, and let me say this about Tilted Kilt or Hooters girls: I don't care how sexy they think they are or how well their push-up bras are performing. If their service/attitude sucks, there isn't enough fake flirting in the world to keep me from skimping or skipping on a tip.


if that is your attitude, STOP GOING TO BREASTURAUNTS.

you aren't there to worry about their attitude, you are there to see attractive girls in skimpy clothes. the food at those places pretty much sucks regardless of actual service and is far overpriced.
 
2012-10-12 08:56:53 AM
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I'm sure that last pic is legit. She totally looks Gaelic.
 
2012-10-12 08:57:12 AM

CarrieWhite: Is there any culture the US has not cheaply exploited for their themed bars and restaurants? As for the woman, she's just making a fool out of herself. For the record, I'd go there. I'd probably like it too. But these days, the drought is so rarely broken.


Islam.
 
2012-10-12 08:58:04 AM
Dear Lord,

Yes, please.

Love,
EZ Writer

/I have EIP if you want to send me BIE (just in case this thread goes there - I have a meeting and don't want to miss out on any mammaries)
 
2012-10-12 08:58:31 AM
That's a hard 20.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/ Would hit it like a crackpipe.
 
2012-10-12 08:59:39 AM
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2012-10-12 09:00:29 AM
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2012-10-12 09:01:09 AM
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2012-10-12 09:02:07 AM
Fatties should cover up. No one wants to see a thigh-sacks of cottage cheese rumbling around.
 
2012-10-12 09:02:09 AM

TheMysteriousStranger:
This restaurant is discriminating. It is unethical. Sadly there is no law that says you can't just fire people because they are not pretty enough.


wut?

No, the restaurant has specific requirements for an entertainer position. An entertainer who happens to also serve food. Just like an 5'8" actress would not be hired to play an oompa loopa, or a gal that types 10 words a minute would not be hired as a transcriptionist, this gal will not be hired to show boobs, belly and thighs tableside.

Just like vicky would never hire me to be an underwear model, not even for their "plus size" line.

Sorry, but no discrimination. She's does not have the correct qualification for the job.
 
2012-10-12 09:02:31 AM
Poor special snowflake has her dreams shattered by harsh reality.

/I blame the parents.
 
2012-10-12 09:02:40 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 787x444]


Actually can you work your magic to make her more...palatable?
 
2012-10-12 09:07:09 AM

Prevailing Wind: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 499x407]
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I'm sure that last pic is legit. She totally looks Gaelickable.

 

FTFM
 
2012-10-12 09:09:45 AM
Turned down by Kilt Girl?

cdn.dealbreaker.com

Don't feel bad.

Moo Moo's is hiring.
 
2012-10-12 09:11:03 AM

TheMysteriousStranger: doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.

A fireman needs to be able to lug heavy gear to do his job. A server can do his job if you give them a correctly-sized uniform.

I don't think there is any doubt that the young lady is capable of carrying an order to the customer. I don't think there is any doubt that a male could also do it. This restaurant is discriminating. It is unethical. Sadly there is no law that says you can't just fire people because they are not pretty enough.


But taking a carrying an order isn't her job. Or more correctly, that isn't her main job. Her main job is attracting horny and lonely men to come into the restaurant and ogle her. She needs to look the part because the look is precisely why men pick that sports bar over any other. If she doesn't meet the "looks" standards then she cannot fulfill her primary duty, period. This is exactly why the restaurant advertises for "entertainers" and not waitresses. And frankly, if you've ever been to a Tilted Kilt you'll quickly realize that the entertainment part is heavily emphasized over the waitress part.
 
2012-10-12 09:13:30 AM

Prevailing Wind: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 787x444]

Actually can you work your magic to make her more...palatable?


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-12 09:13:35 AM
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2012-10-12 09:19:06 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: What Sub-virgin's idea of "smokin' hot" may look like.

/You're a sad, sad person, Sir and/or Madam.


I'd hit that over the pic of the kilt girl they have next to her in TFA.

/Silicone parts are made for toys.
//Likes em hippy
 
2012-10-12 09:21:32 AM
www.roflgirls.com
 
2012-10-12 09:21:35 AM

taurusowner: Her attitude is a great example of why America has taken a massive downward turn. Individuals no longer look at high standards as something to be achieved or sought after. They look at goals and standards as the enemy. We've taught an entire generation (and most of the next) that being mediocre is perfectly fine and anyone who says otherwise should be torn down. Yeah, it's just a bar and the "standard" is looking hot. But this isn't about what the standard is. It's about the fact that the business has a standard, and this fatty, instead of feeling a desire to work up to the goal, seeks to tear the business down to her level of failure. That attitude, seen nationwide, is how countries are ruined.


This. Thank you, kind sir or madam, for stating that so well.
 
2012-10-12 09:23:07 AM
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2012-10-12 09:24:13 AM
I've never been to a Tilted Kilt where the girls look like the ones in the pics posted here.

They always have dead eyes. If I wanted dead eyes I'd go to a strip club.

Seriously....something is wrong with the Tilted Kilts in my area. The girls are thin but not hot.

And I'm a girl who can appreciate a hot woman and will acknowledge it.
 
2012-10-12 09:27:35 AM

911Jenny: They always have dead eyes. If I wanted dead eyes I'd go to a strip club.


I was going to post a pic of a bucket of eyeballs, but I think the one I picked would be NSFL.
 
2012-10-12 09:28:09 AM
First they came for the fat a$$es, and I did nothing.
 
2012-10-12 09:31:24 AM
She is unreasonable. They can barely afford what little material they cover the other girls in and adding her to the payroll (and i do mean roll) would require a god damn circus tent of cost added to the budget and possibly need some other girls to be laid (and I do mean laid) off. Sure, I cried when I found out I could not be a jockey. But I wiped away my tears and got on with my life.
 
2012-10-12 09:31:45 AM
So, let's get to what's important. The decorations at Tilted Kilt are obviously acceptable, but how's the food?
 
2012-10-12 09:32:02 AM

TheMysteriousStranger:
I don't think there is any doubt that the young lady is capable of carrying an order to the customer. I don't think there is any doubt that a male could also do it. This restaurant is discriminating. It is unethical.


This issue has been taken to court many times with Hooters et al. In the court's view, they are entertainers. She didn't interview, she auditioned for the role of "thin, sexy waitress". In all fairness, she's not right for the role. Hey, Denzel Washington isn't right for the role of George Washington, nor is he right for the role of Kilt girl.
 
2012-10-12 09:32:58 AM
People want rolls with their dinner...not rolls with their waitress. That girl in the article would have her gut drape over the kilt like fresh pizza dough.
 
2012-10-12 09:33:31 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Prevailing Wind: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 787x444]

Actually can you work your magic to make her more...palatable?

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Not what I was expecting, but upon further review...s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-10-12 09:33:37 AM
I am sure she said the same thing about trying to be a Victoria's Secret model too.

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2012-10-12 09:35:26 AM
No one would want their order in a place like that from a girl like that...lose some weight biatch if that's what you want to do...that is not discrimination...that's a good recommendation...
 
2012-10-12 09:36:50 AM
Future Mr Mouse and I went to a Tilted Kilt after a really really lame night at Coyote Ugly (combination bachelorette/bachelor party). It was on the way back to our hotel an we hopped in for a night cap because the drinks at CU tasted like they hadn't cleaned their bar in a month or 6. Well, the girls at TK were awesome, fun without trying to hard and they were definitely the pick up we needed after having left the other place. Just saying, it seemed like a fun place.
 
2012-10-12 09:39:22 AM

JackieRabbit: So, let's get to what's important. The decorations at Tilted Kilt are obviously acceptable, but how's the food?


At least at the TK here....meh. Not bad, certainly nothing special. As another poster has stated though, they don't serve pitchers. That's just wrong.

Funny thing I've noticed about the folks here. Somehow, the overriding opinion seems to be that TK is "classier" than Hooters. Which makes me giggle. My best friend is the marketing/promotions director for one of our local liquor distributors, so I drop by promos at Hooters, TK, and several other sports bars fairly frequently because I drink for free. 3-4 of the girls that work at Hooters also work at TK, and 2 of those are also "Bud Girls". Apparently we are very short on attractive young women in the immediate area.
 
2012-10-12 09:39:23 AM

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Who knew Tara Reid was working at the Tilted Kilt.
 
2012-10-12 09:41:44 AM

gravebayne2: there are other places she could get a job at.

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Sadly there's no restaurant called Muffintops.
 
2012-10-12 09:47:12 AM

TheMysteriousStranger: doglover: She can't fit into the uniform.

Too bad. I can't get a job at the Fire Department because I can't carry a hose up 10 floors in 60 lbs of gear.

A fireman needs to be able to lug heavy gear to do his job. A server can do his job if you give them a correctly-sized uniform.

I don't think there is any doubt that the young lady is capable of carrying an order to the customer. I don't think there is any doubt that a male could also do it. This restaurant is discriminating. It is unethical. Sadly there is no law that says you can't just fire people because they are not pretty enough.


I once auditioned for the part of Rosa Parks for a high-profile TV miniseries. They turned me down because I was white. And male. And too stupid to remember the lines. If that's not discrimination, I don't know what is.

/where's my money???
 
2012-10-12 09:47:45 AM
Anyone else read that as the Titted Kilt?
 
2012-10-12 09:50:34 AM

indylaw: I actually like the wings at Hooters


I'm no foodie snob, but you need help.
 
2012-10-12 09:50:35 AM
Missing pics of red heads in kilt uniforms. (Or nothing)
 
2012-10-12 09:51:43 AM
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2012-10-12 09:53:17 AM
Good for them and she can go cry me a river. As a customer I would have an expectation when entering an establishment of that nature and would be extremely disappointed if my server was someone who does not meet the expected appearance. The simple fix for her is to not eat more food than is required by her daily activities.
 
2012-10-12 09:54:27 AM

PallMall: [ytrewq.com image 306x448]


I see your ugly, and raise you a FUGLY!
www.vincegolangco.com
 
2012-10-12 09:54:38 AM
The future is now. This is sort of bullsh*t but sort of understandable. I have mixed emotions about it. Go on a diet.

My wife can't get a job at the Kansas Turnpike Authority because I smoke....the future is now.
 
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