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(Deadline)   Michael Bolton cast in ABC sitcom. Yes, that Michael Bolton   (deadline.com) divider line 47
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2012-10-11 10:16:40 PM
No talent assclown?
 
2012-10-11 10:24:42 PM
Quick, someone call the Bobs.
 
2012-10-11 10:49:31 PM
He does have a certain intensity...

www.luminomagazine.com
 
2012-10-11 11:49:59 PM
Will he sing about Captain Jack Sparrow?
 
2012-10-11 11:53:30 PM
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks.
 
2012-10-11 11:55:48 PM
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!
 
2012-10-12 12:48:28 AM
I celebrate his entire catalog but it must be doubly tough for you
 
2012-10-12 01:16:11 AM
You know when whatever show this is gets cancelled, at least one of the actors will say this to the producers:

Why should I get blamed? He's the one that sucks!
 
2012-10-12 01:21:55 AM

NuttierThanEver: No talent assclown?


For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
 
2012-10-12 01:36:40 AM
Is it about a major cinephile?
 
2012-10-12 02:17:51 AM
www.mediabistro.com
 
2012-10-12 02:23:11 AM
Wow. This sounds terrible.
 
2012-10-12 02:28:40 AM
PC load letter?!?
 
2012-10-12 03:05:35 AM
acting isn't brain surgery. besides, maybe this will keep him out of the recording studio.
 
2012-10-12 03:09:35 AM
I think this is going to be better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."
 
2012-10-12 03:10:50 AM
The dude is aging backwards. It's like he's a male Demi Moore.
 
2012-10-12 04:54:27 AM

Great Janitor: I think this is going to be better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."


Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog.
 
Skr
2012-10-12 05:14:13 AM
The title of that sitcom is pretty unwieldy. Sounds like something that would be smashed between Hannah Montana and That's So Raven type of shows.
 
2012-10-12 05:18:46 AM
Additional Office Space comment!
 
2012-10-12 06:04:36 AM

NuttierThanEver: No talent assclown?


Thread ova....
 
2012-10-12 06:35:09 AM
He said he loved the show's concept, but he lied.
 
2012-10-12 06:43:03 AM
We need to number some of these replies. Plus make sure and put the new cover sheet on each one of them.
 
2012-10-12 06:48:38 AM
And those of you in Korea can see him live in concert on 17 October at Olympic Park. Meh, not worth the ticket price or the travel time for me, but I know a number of people who will be going.

/sidenote...Psy will be performing at Pyeoungtaek Stadium most-rickity-tic. Like about now. I don't like Gangnam Style so I'm not going to that either.

/Elton John on November 27th in Seoul is a different story...already got my tickets.
 
2012-10-12 07:09:07 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: We need to number some of these replies. Plus make sure and put the new cover sheet on each one of them.


I got the memo, I just forgot this time.
 
2012-10-12 07:10:31 AM
I could set the building on fire
 
2012-10-12 07:45:31 AM
What's up G?
 
2012-10-12 07:47:20 AM
Two chicks at the same time!

What?
 
2012-10-12 08:14:10 AM
When he sings When a Man Loves A Woman I imagine him being constipated in the bathroom and getting some relief at the end of the song.
 
2012-10-12 08:15:37 AM
Isn't he one of the four horsemen?
 
2012-10-12 08:23:42 AM

wiredroach: [www.mediabistro.com image 580x303]


Came for this picture. Leaving in a huff of impotent white collar rage.
 
2012-10-12 08:35:26 AM
Isn't this the singer who slept with Lundberg?
 
2012-10-12 08:41:35 AM
Unfortunately, Mr. No Talent Ass-Clown CAN actually be funny...

Link
 
2012-10-12 09:25:50 AM
I told those fudge-packers I like Michael Bolton's music.
 
2012-10-12 09:42:31 AM
Not having read the article, and definitely not a Bolton fan, I'm gonna make a wild-ass prediction - the show will be a critical and popular success.
You read it here first, folks!
 
2012-10-12 09:42:32 AM

Tarl3k: Unfortunately, Mr. No Talent Ass-Clown CAN actually be funny...

Link


Heck, he was even funny 21 years ago...
 
2012-10-12 09:58:07 AM
I never liked him before the Jack Sparrow bit. That impressed me.
 
2012-10-12 10:11:38 AM
On a side-note, as someone who wasted 5 years of his life working at a call-center, Office Space is NOT a fictional feature movie- it's a farking documentary.

/will never get those years back
 
2012-10-12 10:16:06 AM

darch: On a side-note, as someone who wasted 5 years of his life working at a call-center, Office Space is NOT a fictional feature movie- it's a farking documentary.

/will never get those years back


How was she in the sack?
 
2012-10-12 10:18:14 AM

NannyStatePark: The dude is aging backwards. It's like he's a male Demi Moore

from Ork.

nanuu-nanuu
 
2012-10-12 10:22:38 AM
In the credit of Hot Shots! Part Deux...

- In the list of songs, Michael Bolton is given credit for: "I Got A Lot Of
Hair For A Bald Guy And If I Wear It Like This You'll Never Notice."
 
2012-10-12 10:39:42 AM
If the show's producers would only team him up with Harry Connick Jr playing a serial killer, you would have an instant smash hit. 


/And of course Wayne Newton playing...Wayne Newton.
///because no one else could play Wayne Newton like Wayne Newton.
 
2012-10-12 11:14:11 AM
They don't call him the Jester of Tartuga for nothing...
 
2012-10-12 01:37:39 PM
It was a joke, you know, a pallendrome

NO it wasn't! The Pallendrome of Bolton is Notlob!
 
2012-10-12 02:05:25 PM
"In development" = "I Have An Idea And A Title But That's It"

I'm not a fan of his music, but Michael Bolton has always seemed to have a good sense of humor. He stole that Lonely Island short IMO.
 
2012-10-12 02:26:51 PM
Done in one.
 
2012-10-13 01:39:41 AM
Back in the 80s, when he was touring, he would allegedly request from the venue that someone taste his food, to insure it wasn't poisoned..
 
2012-10-13 05:42:35 AM

Solid Muldoon: PC load letter?!?


WTF does that mean!?
 
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