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(Huffington Post)   There are only four ways to arouse a woman. "Being a rich douchenozzle" surprisingly not on the list   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2012-10-12 04:49:49 AM
13 votes:

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


www.universetoday.com
2012-10-11 08:40:23 PM
9 votes:

brap: If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.


"All about culture!"
2012-10-12 10:34:54 AM
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
farm4.static.flickr.com

What's the fourth one?
2012-10-12 10:01:50 AM
2 votes:
My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!
2012-10-12 06:54:48 AM
2 votes:
So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
2012-10-12 06:41:38 AM
2 votes:
I'm glad this is what decades of feminism have brought us: Instead of treating all women as a single, monolithic group, we've realized that all women are different, (just like us men-folk!) and we can now lump them into four groups instead of one. Step right up, ladies, we're recognizing you as individuals! Now find out what arouses you, based on this short questionnaire.
2012-10-12 05:26:29 AM
2 votes:
...tasting something erotic...

Chloroform?
2012-10-12 01:06:04 AM
2 votes:
I'm confused.

With which of these four types does the bowling-ball-finger-grip come into play?
2012-10-12 01:00:16 AM
2 votes:
Obviously not written by a lesbian.
2012-10-12 12:23:47 AM
2 votes:
The one I am with is the cognitive type. D&D gets her happy and aroused. I could miss dinner because I was out too late with a female friend, and that's ok, but if I don't have plot for her character by the end of the week, I'm a dead man.
2012-10-11 08:26:09 PM
2 votes:
If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.
2012-10-12 02:02:45 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.


What does she look like?
2012-10-12 10:11:46 AM
1 votes:
Hey, they mentioned 50 Shades of Grey in TFA. Can we turn this into a BDSM thread because of that?
2012-10-12 10:00:27 AM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)


Whew. For a minute there, I thought you meant real arcade games...

www.avians.net
2012-10-12 09:31:43 AM
1 votes:

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard


If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)
2012-10-12 09:03:21 AM
1 votes:
I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.
2012-10-12 08:36:34 AM
1 votes:

orbister: [www.shannons.com.au image 375x250]

/p j o'rourke


Author of "Eat the Rich Douchenozzle"
2012-10-12 08:31:55 AM
1 votes:
Subby almost got me. I was reading the second word of TFA when suddenly, why do I care?
2012-10-12 08:22:15 AM
1 votes:
img834.imageshack.us

Oh yeah, lets get some McDonalds, baby.
We can super-size it for reals.
2012-10-12 06:56:24 AM
1 votes:

SkunkWerks:
It's a fat joke Stephen Hawking told about yo mama once.



I couldn't help it.
He used the word "attract", mentioned his obesity, and even said he was oblivious of the force he exerted on them.

I'm only human!
2012-10-12 06:16:30 AM
1 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: Disgruntled Goat: FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.

Just don't marry her.


I'ma do it.
2012-10-12 06:13:59 AM
1 votes:

Public Savant: jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?

No, the women just gravitate towards him.


It's a fat joke Stephen Hawking told about yo mama once.
2012-10-12 06:12:56 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.
2012-10-12 06:08:52 AM
1 votes:
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2012-10-12 05:50:56 AM
1 votes:

jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?


No, the women just gravitate towards him.
2012-10-12 05:44:58 AM
1 votes:

jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?


Strange attractor attracts strange?
2012-10-12 05:19:18 AM
1 votes:

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


Do you stand around in bars licking these eyebrows?
That would work
2012-10-12 05:17:28 AM
1 votes:
Women always say they like funny guys.

Maybe we should try that.
2012-10-12 05:01:54 AM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]


You made me laugh so hard I literally ended up spilling my beer.
2012-10-12 04:54:40 AM
1 votes:
Why don't they have these articles for men?

Oh... yeah... right.
2012-10-12 04:34:14 AM
1 votes:

elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

Now, after years of trying vainly to quantify their behaviour into some kind of logical pattern, I just roll with the punches. I know my wife and I have a broad understanding of what makes her tick. I know that when I pay attention to her, show her some affection and do things to make her life easier my actions will be reciprocated in kind. I know that if our relationship is in a healthy place, the chances for sexytime increase exponentially. That's all the information I need.


Wow. I've never had to work so hard for her. Must be you. Have you just told her you want teh sexay-time and for her to put on the right panties so you can rip them off and throw them on the floor? I know she likes that.

/I keed. Have a great Friday!
2012-10-12 02:52:10 AM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: Describe a real sexual fantasy that you have had in the past 4 weeks to increase arousal/orgasm. (Give as much or little detail as your feel comfortable)

Ya know, I was gonna do the test for the sake of this thread...but this question just creeped me out.


Sounds like they're just looking for people to write them free wank material.
2012-10-12 01:50:25 AM
1 votes:
I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.
2012-10-12 12:14:25 AM
1 votes:
Describe a real sexual fantasy that you have had in the past 4 weeks to increase arousal/orgasm. (Give as much or little detail as your feel comfortable)

Ya know, I was gonna do the test for the sake of this thread...but this question just creeped me out.
2012-10-11 11:53:06 PM
1 votes:
Nope. I'm a little bit of two of those. Myth busted.
2012-10-11 10:03:59 PM
1 votes:
I didn't see the Buy Her Lots of Things So She Can Show Off Her Status attractor type on the list. Weird.
2012-10-11 09:19:21 PM
1 votes:
To learn your arousal type, complete this highly personal survey and give us your email address. Never mind who "us" are.

AYFKM???
2012-10-11 08:49:24 PM
1 votes:

brap: If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.


Petra Dishes is my Anthrax tribute band name
2012-10-11 08:41:51 PM
1 votes:
I'm definitely an Attractor Type.

I know, no one asked, but there it is.
 
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