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(Huffington Post)   There are only four ways to arouse a woman. "Being a rich douchenozzle" surprisingly not on the list   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 13
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2012-10-12 04:49:49 AM  
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MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


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2012-10-12 09:08:20 AM  
2 votes:

Thisbymaster: I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.


FYI, all women are crazy. You've just gotta find the type of crazy that you can handle.
2012-10-11 08:26:09 PM  
2 votes:
If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.
2012-10-12 09:53:33 AM  
1 votes:
This is so full of shiat. Take the four types and mix and match them and you have what that individual needs to get his/her motor running. The next person you encounter will have a different mix. But I see that the questionnaire first needs your email address so that they can send you your type. Then the questionnaire is actually a marketing survey. What a scam.
2012-10-12 09:40:08 AM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: As a woman I must state that this article is the stupid.

What turns me on is this combination in a man:
- In person chemistry/spark/pheromones(?)
- He's confident and can be decisive.
- He's really into me & willing to break down his walls to show me that sometimes.

Simple!


*wince* 2 and 3 have a lot of guys going "wtf does that even mean goddamn it". Just sayin.
2012-10-12 08:29:56 AM  
1 votes:
Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.
2012-10-12 07:00:58 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: I'm definitely an Attractor Type.

I know, no one asked, but there it is.


I'm totally an attractor...until the end. Then I'm cognitive. I need to fantasize and not think about how my partner is feeling at all or it's too distracting. I feel bad about that, but he doesn't seem to mind since he's the same.
2012-10-12 06:17:48 AM  
1 votes:

dobro: DNRTFA but great headline, subby.


Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
2012-10-12 06:12:56 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.
2012-10-12 05:59:57 AM  
1 votes:

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


It probably has to do with your sense of humor, or lack of overblown ego. Just like high maintenance women, really good looking guys with no personality become a turn-off. Same with the guy who can't laugh at himself; go away, boy, you bother me.

There have been more than a few fantasies ruined for me, when a drop dead gorgeous actor, shows up on a talk show, opens mouth, and becomes completely unappealing. By the same token, somebody not all that noticeable becomes compelling the more time spent engaging in conversation or simply watching that person interact with others.
2012-10-12 12:23:47 AM  
1 votes:
The one I am with is the cognitive type. D&D gets her happy and aroused. I could miss dinner because I was out too late with a female friend, and that's ok, but if I don't have plot for her character by the end of the week, I'm a dead man.
2012-10-11 10:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't see the Buy Her Lots of Things So She Can Show Off Her Status attractor type on the list. Weird.
2012-10-11 08:40:23 PM  
1 votes:

brap: If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.


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