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2012-10-11 08:26:09 PM
If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.
 
2012-10-11 08:37:07 PM
They left out the bottle of Jack Daniels and a George Strait CD Type, they may not be the prettiest type but they are fairly reliable.
 
2012-10-11 08:40:23 PM

brap: If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.


"All about culture!"
 
2012-10-11 08:41:51 PM
I'm definitely an Attractor Type.

I know, no one asked, but there it is.
 
2012-10-11 08:49:24 PM

brap: If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.


Petra Dishes is my Anthrax tribute band name
 
2012-10-11 09:19:21 PM
To learn your arousal type, complete this highly personal survey and give us your email address. Never mind who "us" are.

AYFKM???
 
2012-10-11 10:03:59 PM
I didn't see the Buy Her Lots of Things So She Can Show Off Her Status attractor type on the list. Weird.
 
2012-10-11 11:53:06 PM
Nope. I'm a little bit of two of those. Myth busted.
 
2012-10-12 12:14:25 AM
Describe a real sexual fantasy that you have had in the past 4 weeks to increase arousal/orgasm. (Give as much or little detail as your feel comfortable)

Ya know, I was gonna do the test for the sake of this thread...but this question just creeped me out.
 
2012-10-12 12:23:47 AM
The one I am with is the cognitive type. D&D gets her happy and aroused. I could miss dinner because I was out too late with a female friend, and that's ok, but if I don't have plot for her character by the end of the week, I'm a dead man.
 
2012-10-12 01:00:16 AM
Obviously not written by a lesbian.
 
2012-10-12 01:06:04 AM
I'm confused.

With which of these four types does the bowling-ball-finger-grip come into play?
 
2012-10-12 01:44:45 AM

Makh: The one I am with is the cognitive type. D&D gets her happy and aroused. I could miss dinner because I was out too late with a female friend, and that's ok, but if I don't have plot for her character by the end of the week, I'm a dead man.


(O,O)
(^^^|
/.||.||....
..........

A wild owl appears. Wat do? Surprise, it was a taresque. Game over.
 
2012-10-12 01:50:25 AM
I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.
 
2012-10-12 02:52:10 AM

jaylectricity: Describe a real sexual fantasy that you have had in the past 4 weeks to increase arousal/orgasm. (Give as much or little detail as your feel comfortable)

Ya know, I was gonna do the test for the sake of this thread...but this question just creeped me out.


Sounds like they're just looking for people to write them free wank material.
 
2012-10-12 03:28:47 AM
If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

Now, after years of trying vainly to quantify their behaviour into some kind of logical pattern, I just roll with the punches. I know my wife and I have a broad understanding of what makes her tick. I know that when I pay attention to her, show her some affection and do things to make her life easier my actions will be reciprocated in kind. I know that if our relationship is in a healthy place, the chances for sexytime increase exponentially. That's all the information I need.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:14 AM

elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

Now, after years of trying vainly to quantify their behaviour into some kind of logical pattern, I just roll with the punches. I know my wife and I have a broad understanding of what makes her tick. I know that when I pay attention to her, show her some affection and do things to make her life easier my actions will be reciprocated in kind. I know that if our relationship is in a healthy place, the chances for sexytime increase exponentially. That's all the information I need.


Wow. I've never had to work so hard for her. Must be you. Have you just told her you want teh sexay-time and for her to put on the right panties so you can rip them off and throw them on the floor? I know she likes that.

/I keed. Have a great Friday!
 
2012-10-12 04:46:54 AM
Just how many "women are different from other women" articles need to be written?

This is Tigerbeat level, not even Cosmo.
 
2012-10-12 04:49:49 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


www.universetoday.com
 
2012-10-12 04:50:37 AM
DNRTFA but great headline, subby.
 
2012-10-12 04:54:40 AM
Why don't they have these articles for men?

Oh... yeah... right.
 
2012-10-12 05:01:54 AM

God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]


You made me laugh so hard I literally ended up spilling my beer.
 
2012-10-12 05:17:28 AM
Women always say they like funny guys.

Maybe we should try that.
 
2012-10-12 05:19:18 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


Do you stand around in bars licking these eyebrows?
That would work
 
2012-10-12 05:26:29 AM
...tasting something erotic...

Chloroform?
 
2012-10-12 05:39:30 AM

God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]


What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?
 
2012-10-12 05:44:58 AM

jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?


Strange attractor attracts strange?
 
2012-10-12 05:50:56 AM

jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?


No, the women just gravitate towards him.
 
2012-10-12 05:52:00 AM

Ennuipoet: They left out the bottle of Jack Daniels weed and an April Wine 8-track George Strait CD Type, they may not be the prettiest type but they are fairly reliable.


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-12 05:53:27 AM
www.onlocationvacations.com

Hai guyz, whatz goin on in this thread?
 
2012-10-12 05:59:57 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


It probably has to do with your sense of humor, or lack of overblown ego. Just like high maintenance women, really good looking guys with no personality become a turn-off. Same with the guy who can't laugh at himself; go away, boy, you bother me.

There have been more than a few fantasies ruined for me, when a drop dead gorgeous actor, shows up on a talk show, opens mouth, and becomes completely unappealing. By the same token, somebody not all that noticeable becomes compelling the more time spent engaging in conversation or simply watching that person interact with others.
 
2012-10-12 06:08:52 AM
d1jrswlbjzkh1c.cloudfront.net
 
2012-10-12 06:12:56 AM
FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.
 
2012-10-12 06:13:59 AM

Public Savant: jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?

No, the women just gravitate towards him.


It's a fat joke Stephen Hawking told about yo mama once.
 
2012-10-12 06:15:07 AM

Disgruntled Goat: FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.


Just don't marry her.
 
2012-10-12 06:16:30 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: Disgruntled Goat: FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.

Just don't marry her.


I'ma do it.
 
2012-10-12 06:17:48 AM

dobro: DNRTFA but great headline, subby.


Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
 
2012-10-12 06:31:14 AM

elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.


So....stick it in her pooper?
 
2012-10-12 06:41:38 AM
I'm glad this is what decades of feminism have brought us: Instead of treating all women as a single, monolithic group, we've realized that all women are different, (just like us men-folk!) and we can now lump them into four groups instead of one. Step right up, ladies, we're recognizing you as individuals! Now find out what arouses you, based on this short questionnaire.
 
2012-10-12 06:43:10 AM

SkunkWerks: Pray 4 Mojo: Disgruntled Goat: FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.

Just don't marry her.

I'ma do it.


Fat smokers keep going down. Freud was right about oral fixations.
 
2012-10-12 06:54:48 AM
So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
 
2012-10-12 06:56:24 AM

SkunkWerks:
It's a fat joke Stephen Hawking told about yo mama once.



I couldn't help it.
He used the word "attract", mentioned his obesity, and even said he was oblivious of the force he exerted on them.

I'm only human!
 
2012-10-12 07:00:58 AM

fusillade762: I'm definitely an Attractor Type.

I know, no one asked, but there it is.


I'm totally an attractor...until the end. Then I'm cognitive. I need to fantasize and not think about how my partner is feeling at all or it's too distracting. I feel bad about that, but he doesn't seem to mind since he's the same.
 
2012-10-12 07:02:00 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

So....stick it in her pooper?


Lulz were had by me.
 
2012-10-12 07:02:57 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

So....stick it in her pooper?


Bingo.
 
2012-10-12 07:04:00 AM
Weddings and funerals strangely absent from the list.
 
2012-10-12 07:23:42 AM
i268.photobucket.com 

the ladies flock
 
2012-10-12 07:39:04 AM
Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.
 
2012-10-12 07:55:18 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


Maybe it's because slicing water bottles with a katana just turns them on.
 
2012-10-12 08:08:05 AM
The women I've known become quite anxious in the presence of a douchenozzle. Even more so when confronted with an enema or speculum. Perhaps timing is a factor. Certainly none of these implements should be brought out before the end of dinner. But, no Subby, it surprises no one to find a douchenozzle far down on a list of things that arouse women. It's something to work up to. Don't you have an uncle to explain these things to you?
 
2012-10-12 08:22:15 AM
img834.imageshack.us

Oh yeah, lets get some McDonalds, baby.
We can super-size it for reals.
 
2012-10-12 08:29:56 AM
Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.
 
2012-10-12 08:31:55 AM
Subby almost got me. I was reading the second word of TFA when suddenly, why do I care?
 
2012-10-12 08:33:41 AM
make lots of drama

"one rule forrrr us" for u another!!!

do unto yourself as you see fit for you brothaaaahh

is that not written in your realm of understanding!!

a fifty second capacity of minds to demanding!!!

ooh aaah
 
2012-10-12 08:36:34 AM

orbister: [www.shannons.com.au image 375x250]

/p j o'rourke


Author of "Eat the Rich Douchenozzle"
 
2012-10-12 09:03:21 AM
I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.
 
2012-10-12 09:08:20 AM

Thisbymaster: I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.


FYI, all women are crazy. You've just gotta find the type of crazy that you can handle.
 
2012-10-12 09:15:49 AM
As a woman I must state that this article is the stupid.

What turns me on is this combination in a man:
- In person chemistry/spark/pheromones(?)
- He's confident and can be decisive.
- He's really into me & willing to break down his walls to show me that sometimes.

Simple!
 
2012-10-12 09:24:01 AM

kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.


Not true. Some arcade games are really hard
 
2012-10-12 09:31:43 AM

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard


If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)
 
2012-10-12 09:40:08 AM

KawaiiNot: As a woman I must state that this article is the stupid.

What turns me on is this combination in a man:
- In person chemistry/spark/pheromones(?)
- He's confident and can be decisive.
- He's really into me & willing to break down his walls to show me that sometimes.

Simple!


*wince* 2 and 3 have a lot of guys going "wtf does that even mean goddamn it". Just sayin.
 
2012-10-12 09:42:37 AM
Rub her clitoris?

/What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
//DRTFA
 
2012-10-12 09:43:53 AM

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)


If I use Raphael I can beat you but he's kinda cheesy. I find Xinghua more fun. But we're talking SC2 here because I'm a bit behind the times.
 
2012-10-12 09:45:31 AM

reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.


Strippers.
 
2012-10-12 09:53:33 AM
This is so full of shiat. Take the four types and mix and match them and you have what that individual needs to get his/her motor running. The next person you encounter will have a different mix. But I see that the questionnaire first needs your email address so that they can send you your type. Then the questionnaire is actually a marketing survey. What a scam.
 
2012-10-12 09:54:45 AM

Thisbymaster: I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.


Oh they all are.
Bat. Shiat. Nutzo.
 
2012-10-12 10:00:27 AM

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)


Whew. For a minute there, I thought you meant real arcade games...

www.avians.net
 
2012-10-12 10:01:50 AM
My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!
 
2012-10-12 10:11:46 AM
Hey, they mentioned 50 Shades of Grey in TFA. Can we turn this into a BDSM thread because of that?
 
2012-10-12 10:14:31 AM
WhippingBoy
kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)

Whew. For a minute there, I thought you meant real arcade games...



Who's to say what constitutes a REAL arcade game? If you play it in an arcade, usually two-player fighting games, it's an arcade game. I'm a pro at street fighter too. Is that not a real arcade game? Anyway, you're missing the point and splitting hairs.
 
2012-10-12 10:18:01 AM

Deman: Hey, they mentioned 50 Shades of Grey in TFA. Can we turn this into a BDSM thread because of that?


You bring the restraints; I'll bring the pliers and the Super Glue.
 
2012-10-12 10:26:29 AM
Having dated a lot of women and from having a ton of female friends I can tell you that you can't break it down to four types like the article states. I can tell you that it is really not that complex to turn a woman on. You treat her like a person, make her laugh and appreciate her thoughts and talents. Also a great many of the women I have known become aroused when you place your hand on them and just leave it there without rubbing or caressing them.
 
2012-10-12 10:34:54 AM
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farm4.static.flickr.com

What's the fourth one?
 
2012-10-12 10:39:44 AM

EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!


You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?
 
2012-10-12 10:42:52 AM
What kind of women are attracted to small penises and premature ejaculation?
I'm asking for a friend

a lonely, lonely friend
 
2012-10-12 10:49:14 AM

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?


He has a casserole on the stove.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:47 AM

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?


Here you go...
 
2012-10-12 10:54:54 AM
I pad my wallet with toilet paper.

Two can play that game.
 
2012-10-12 11:00:13 AM

spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.


For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?
 
2012-10-12 11:00:17 AM
Arianna Huffington would know all about this.

How's post-failed election/marriage life treating you, Michael Huffington, Douchenozzle Prince?
 
2012-10-12 11:05:05 AM

EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...


I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?
 
2012-10-12 11:08:17 AM

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...

I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?


Casserole's don't earn you any lunchtime lovin'... I have a turkey in the oven. Once she passes out from the tryptophan, it's game on!
 
2012-10-12 11:12:24 AM

EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...

I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?

Casserole's don't earn you any lunchtime lovin'... I have a turkey in the oven. Once she passes out from the tryptophan, it's game on!


If you weren't a favorite before, you would be now.

In fact, you're going from green to BLUE!
 
2012-10-12 11:16:10 AM

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...

I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?

Casserole's don't earn you any lunchtime lovin'... I have a turkey in the oven. Once she passes out from the tryptophan, it's game on!

If you weren't a favorite before, you would be now.

In fact, you're going from green to BLUE!


w00t!!!!
 
2012-10-12 11:33:44 AM
Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

static.artfagcity.com
 
2012-10-12 11:42:06 AM
Not on list, but yet sooo effective.
 
2012-10-12 11:43:20 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)


Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.
 
2012-10-12 12:00:16 PM

reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?


Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?
 
2012-10-12 12:10:11 PM

spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?


I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?
 
2012-10-12 12:38:07 PM

SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?


Because "I can make my own damn money! I don't need your charity. I'm a mans' man!"
 
2012-10-12 02:02:45 PM

kiwimoogle84: Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.


What does she look like?
 
2012-10-12 02:33:25 PM
WhippingBoy
kiwimoogle84: Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.

What does she look like?


Thank you for succinctly demonstrating my point. If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Thankfully, most reasonably attractive women also have brains, and won't settle for you just having money, because if you have nothing else to offer other than a paycheck, I certainly don't want you. I mean, I can't speak for any other woman, but I'll take a sense of humor over a douche with a big paycheck any day.
 
2012-10-12 03:22:16 PM

SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?


As my ex. He sure had a real problem with it, specifically me earning more of it than he does.
 
2012-10-12 03:49:49 PM

heili skrimsli: SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?

As my ex. He sure had a real problem with it, specifically me earning more of it than he does.


What a dumbass. I think that would be awesome.
 
2012-10-12 03:55:20 PM
Not that all women are the same, but I kind of think you can't go wrong with making her feel sexy, lightly kissing her on the back of the neck/ears, gently touching her all over her body in a sensual yet non-forceful way making her feel desired, and maybe letting your erection "accidentally" graze her back. Of course this only works if you are already in a relationship with her or you are on that level of intimacy to begin with. Also, she has to be in a good mood, but it is possible to put her in a good mood by doing these things assuming you don't make it seem like you're just trying to get some. Then again sometimes you just want to be thrown up against a wall, have your underwear ripped off, and your body handled aggressively. Again, only with someone who you are already intimate with as I would never advocate doing this to a stranger.
 
2012-10-12 03:58:27 PM

SuperChuck: What a dumbass. I think that would be awesome.


It's why he broke up with me.

His new girlfriend is unemployed and lives with her parents.

She's 30.
 
2012-10-12 04:02:12 PM

kiwimoogle84: If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.


Yes! Win/win.
 
2012-10-12 04:05:09 PM

WhippingBoy: kiwimoogle84: If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Yes! Win/win.


Oh good, that takes all sexual tension between you and I and throws it out the window.

I hope you and your blow up doll are very happy together.
 
2012-10-12 05:35:47 PM

SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?


legitseo.com
 
2012-10-12 05:56:20 PM

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: kiwimoogle84: If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Yes! Win/win.

Oh good, that takes all sexual tension between you and I and throws it out the window.

I hope you and your blow up doll are very happy together.


Wow, someone's grumpy today! :P
 
2012-10-12 07:03:13 PM
Be funny
Be able to carry on a conversation about football

Be a great kisser. The kind of kisser that makes me weak in the knees.
Kiss the back of my neck and make the bones in my legs turn to jelly.

Know where to squeeze hard, touch gently, and be firm. Do not be afraid to push me gently to the bed, and pull my hair. Trust me. . .those are worth more than any amount of money.

Me? Suddenly single after 11 years.
 
2012-10-12 09:31:36 PM

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)


I met a girl at a party once who later kicked my ass at Bushido Blade. Can't believe I let that one get away...
 
2012-10-12 10:01:19 PM
As a woman I will tell how I am aroused.

By knowing the man wants to have sex with me and I will clarify that.

No it is not knowing he would just like to have sex and with anyone, but that he wants to have sex with me. The passion arouses me, the base animal feeling you get when a man really wants you.

Then touch. No it is not nice to say and I probably have conflicts because I am in many ways the traditional good girl but I like a man (who I am in a relationship with) to perhaps be a little touchy for want of a better word. I also like them to take a little bit of control and perhaps be a little bit aggressive (not abusive though).
 
2012-10-12 10:06:13 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

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I don't understand why that is not accepted with good grace. Women throughout most of human history have in many ways been reliant on men for survival and admittedly most of that has been perpetrated by men. That is through violence in the past of just taking and raping women, to laws that did not allow women to hold property or that raping them in marriage and beating them is fine. So it is conditioned in women to look for men who would be best to keep them and their children. A lot of money today is as good as the best hunter in the past. I would also say a woman who is conditioned towards looking for the best provider will probably pick a better partner and father than one who will just take anyone.
 
2012-10-12 10:24:53 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: Be funny
Be able to carry on a conversation about football

Be a great kisser. The kind of kisser that makes me weak in the knees.
Kiss the back of my neck and make the bones in my legs turn to jelly.

Know where to squeeze hard, touch gently, and be firm. Do not be afraid to push me gently to the bed, and pull my hair. Trust me. . .those are worth more than any amount of money.

Me? Suddenly single after 11 years.


WTF single? Another dumbass?

For me the trick was always getting to the part where I could be a great kisser.
 
2012-10-13 09:13:16 AM
Being a great kisser is individual to the person. I like slow, tender or passionate with tongue. It depends on the mood and where it is leading.
 
2012-10-13 03:44:33 PM

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy
kiwimoogle84: Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.

What does she look like?

Thank you for succinctly demonstrating my point. If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Thankfully, most reasonably attractive women also have brains, and won't settle for you just having money, because if you have nothing else to offer other than a paycheck, I certainly don't want you. I mean, I can't speak for any other woman, but I'll take a sense of humor over a douche with a big paycheck any day.


Maybe he does have something more to offer than a paycheck, but has realized that the paycheck is the thing that seperates him from the other guys with a sense of humor.
 
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