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(Huffington Post)   There are only four ways to arouse a woman. "Being a rich douchenozzle" surprisingly not on the list   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 107
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2012-10-12 08:22:15 AM  
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Oh yeah, lets get some McDonalds, baby.
We can super-size it for reals.
 
2012-10-12 08:29:56 AM  
Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.
 
2012-10-12 08:31:55 AM  
Subby almost got me. I was reading the second word of TFA when suddenly, why do I care?
 
2012-10-12 08:33:41 AM  
make lots of drama

"one rule forrrr us" for u another!!!

do unto yourself as you see fit for you brothaaaahh

is that not written in your realm of understanding!!

a fifty second capacity of minds to demanding!!!

ooh aaah
 
2012-10-12 08:36:34 AM  

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/p j o'rourke


Author of "Eat the Rich Douchenozzle"
 
2012-10-12 09:03:21 AM  
I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.
 
2012-10-12 09:08:20 AM  

Thisbymaster: I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.


FYI, all women are crazy. You've just gotta find the type of crazy that you can handle.
 
2012-10-12 09:15:49 AM  
As a woman I must state that this article is the stupid.

What turns me on is this combination in a man:
- In person chemistry/spark/pheromones(?)
- He's confident and can be decisive.
- He's really into me & willing to break down his walls to show me that sometimes.

Simple!
 
2012-10-12 09:24:01 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.


Not true. Some arcade games are really hard
 
2012-10-12 09:31:43 AM  

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard


If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)
 
2012-10-12 09:40:08 AM  

KawaiiNot: As a woman I must state that this article is the stupid.

What turns me on is this combination in a man:
- In person chemistry/spark/pheromones(?)
- He's confident and can be decisive.
- He's really into me & willing to break down his walls to show me that sometimes.

Simple!


*wince* 2 and 3 have a lot of guys going "wtf does that even mean goddamn it". Just sayin.
 
2012-10-12 09:42:37 AM  
Rub her clitoris?

/What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
//DRTFA
 
2012-10-12 09:43:53 AM  

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)


If I use Raphael I can beat you but he's kinda cheesy. I find Xinghua more fun. But we're talking SC2 here because I'm a bit behind the times.
 
2012-10-12 09:45:31 AM  

reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.


Strippers.
 
2012-10-12 09:53:33 AM  
This is so full of shiat. Take the four types and mix and match them and you have what that individual needs to get his/her motor running. The next person you encounter will have a different mix. But I see that the questionnaire first needs your email address so that they can send you your type. Then the questionnaire is actually a marketing survey. What a scam.
 
2012-10-12 09:54:45 AM  

Thisbymaster: I can't speak about all women but the ones attracted to me are insane.


Oh they all are.
Bat. Shiat. Nutzo.
 
2012-10-12 10:00:27 AM  

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)


Whew. For a minute there, I thought you meant real arcade games...

www.avians.net
 
2012-10-12 10:01:50 AM  
My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!
 
2012-10-12 10:11:46 AM  
Hey, they mentioned 50 Shades of Grey in TFA. Can we turn this into a BDSM thread because of that?
 
2012-10-12 10:14:31 AM  
WhippingBoy
kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)

Whew. For a minute there, I thought you meant real arcade games...



Who's to say what constitutes a REAL arcade game? If you play it in an arcade, usually two-player fighting games, it's an arcade game. I'm a pro at street fighter too. Is that not a real arcade game? Anyway, you're missing the point and splitting hairs.
 
2012-10-12 10:18:01 AM  

Deman: Hey, they mentioned 50 Shades of Grey in TFA. Can we turn this into a BDSM thread because of that?


You bring the restraints; I'll bring the pliers and the Super Glue.
 
2012-10-12 10:26:29 AM  
Having dated a lot of women and from having a ton of female friends I can tell you that you can't break it down to four types like the article states. I can tell you that it is really not that complex to turn a woman on. You treat her like a person, make her laugh and appreciate her thoughts and talents. Also a great many of the women I have known become aroused when you place your hand on them and just leave it there without rubbing or caressing them.
 
2012-10-12 10:34:54 AM  
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What's the fourth one?
 
2012-10-12 10:39:44 AM  

EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!


You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?
 
2012-10-12 10:42:52 AM  
What kind of women are attracted to small penises and premature ejaculation?
I'm asking for a friend

a lonely, lonely friend
 
2012-10-12 10:49:14 AM  

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?


He has a casserole on the stove.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:47 AM  

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?


Here you go...
 
2012-10-12 10:54:54 AM  
I pad my wallet with toilet paper.

Two can play that game.
 
2012-10-12 11:00:13 AM  

spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.


For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?
 
2012-10-12 11:00:17 AM  
Arianna Huffington would know all about this.

How's post-failed election/marriage life treating you, Michael Huffington, Douchenozzle Prince?
 
2012-10-12 11:05:05 AM  

EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...


I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?
 
2012-10-12 11:08:17 AM  

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...

I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?


Casserole's don't earn you any lunchtime lovin'... I have a turkey in the oven. Once she passes out from the tryptophan, it's game on!
 
2012-10-12 11:12:24 AM  

EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...

I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?

Casserole's don't earn you any lunchtime lovin'... I have a turkey in the oven. Once she passes out from the tryptophan, it's game on!


If you weren't a favorite before, you would be now.

In fact, you're going from green to BLUE!
 
2012-10-12 11:16:10 AM  

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: My woman is aroused by a clean kitchen.

/I have to be there in 26 minutes
//Nooner!

You have to be in the kitchen in 26 minutes?

Here you go...

I'm not new here. I got the reference, silly. You just were unclear where you had to be in 26 minutes.

Checking that casserole, I take it?

Casserole's don't earn you any lunchtime lovin'... I have a turkey in the oven. Once she passes out from the tryptophan, it's game on!

If you weren't a favorite before, you would be now.

In fact, you're going from green to BLUE!


w00t!!!!
 
2012-10-12 11:33:44 AM  
Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

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2012-10-12 11:42:06 AM  
Not on list, but yet sooo effective.
 
2012-10-12 11:43:20 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)


Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.
 
2012-10-12 12:00:16 PM  

reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?


Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?
 
2012-10-12 12:10:11 PM  

spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?


I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?
 
2012-10-12 12:38:07 PM  

SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?


Because "I can make my own damn money! I don't need your charity. I'm a mans' man!"
 
2012-10-12 02:02:45 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.


What does she look like?
 
2012-10-12 02:33:25 PM  
WhippingBoy
kiwimoogle84: Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.

What does she look like?


Thank you for succinctly demonstrating my point. If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Thankfully, most reasonably attractive women also have brains, and won't settle for you just having money, because if you have nothing else to offer other than a paycheck, I certainly don't want you. I mean, I can't speak for any other woman, but I'll take a sense of humor over a douche with a big paycheck any day.
 
2012-10-12 03:22:16 PM  

SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?


As my ex. He sure had a real problem with it, specifically me earning more of it than he does.
 
2012-10-12 03:49:49 PM  

heili skrimsli: SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?

As my ex. He sure had a real problem with it, specifically me earning more of it than he does.


What a dumbass. I think that would be awesome.
 
2012-10-12 03:55:20 PM  
Not that all women are the same, but I kind of think you can't go wrong with making her feel sexy, lightly kissing her on the back of the neck/ears, gently touching her all over her body in a sensual yet non-forceful way making her feel desired, and maybe letting your erection "accidentally" graze her back. Of course this only works if you are already in a relationship with her or you are on that level of intimacy to begin with. Also, she has to be in a good mood, but it is possible to put her in a good mood by doing these things assuming you don't make it seem like you're just trying to get some. Then again sometimes you just want to be thrown up against a wall, have your underwear ripped off, and your body handled aggressively. Again, only with someone who you are already intimate with as I would never advocate doing this to a stranger.
 
2012-10-12 03:58:27 PM  

SuperChuck: What a dumbass. I think that would be awesome.


It's why he broke up with me.

His new girlfriend is unemployed and lives with her parents.

She's 30.
 
2012-10-12 04:02:12 PM  

kiwimoogle84: If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.


Yes! Win/win.
 
2012-10-12 04:05:09 PM  

WhippingBoy: kiwimoogle84: If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Yes! Win/win.


Oh good, that takes all sexual tension between you and I and throws it out the window.

I hope you and your blow up doll are very happy together.
 
2012-10-12 05:35:47 PM  

SuperChuck: spacelord321: reillan: spacelord321: reillan: Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.

Strippers.

For me, still no.

Have you ever had a stripper turn down your money?

Have you ever had a woman turn down your money?

I'm a guy but... why would you turn down money?


legitseo.com
 
2012-10-12 05:56:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: kiwimoogle84: If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Yes! Win/win.

Oh good, that takes all sexual tension between you and I and throws it out the window.

I hope you and your blow up doll are very happy together.


Wow, someone's grumpy today! :P
 
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