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(Huffington Post)   There are only four ways to arouse a woman. "Being a rich douchenozzle" surprisingly not on the list   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 107
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2012-10-11 08:26:09 PM
If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.
 
2012-10-11 08:37:07 PM
They left out the bottle of Jack Daniels and a George Strait CD Type, they may not be the prettiest type but they are fairly reliable.
 
2012-10-11 08:40:23 PM

brap: If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.


"All about culture!"
 
2012-10-11 08:41:51 PM
I'm definitely an Attractor Type.

I know, no one asked, but there it is.
 
2012-10-11 08:49:24 PM

brap: If I were that woman I'd title my blog, Petra Dishes.


Petra Dishes is my Anthrax tribute band name
 
2012-10-11 09:19:21 PM
To learn your arousal type, complete this highly personal survey and give us your email address. Never mind who "us" are.

AYFKM???
 
2012-10-11 10:03:59 PM
I didn't see the Buy Her Lots of Things So She Can Show Off Her Status attractor type on the list. Weird.
 
2012-10-11 11:53:06 PM
Nope. I'm a little bit of two of those. Myth busted.
 
2012-10-12 12:14:25 AM
Describe a real sexual fantasy that you have had in the past 4 weeks to increase arousal/orgasm. (Give as much or little detail as your feel comfortable)

Ya know, I was gonna do the test for the sake of this thread...but this question just creeped me out.
 
2012-10-12 12:23:47 AM
The one I am with is the cognitive type. D&D gets her happy and aroused. I could miss dinner because I was out too late with a female friend, and that's ok, but if I don't have plot for her character by the end of the week, I'm a dead man.
 
2012-10-12 01:00:16 AM
Obviously not written by a lesbian.
 
2012-10-12 01:06:04 AM
I'm confused.

With which of these four types does the bowling-ball-finger-grip come into play?
 
2012-10-12 01:44:45 AM

Makh: The one I am with is the cognitive type. D&D gets her happy and aroused. I could miss dinner because I was out too late with a female friend, and that's ok, but if I don't have plot for her character by the end of the week, I'm a dead man.


(O,O)
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A wild owl appears. Wat do? Surprise, it was a taresque. Game over.
 
2012-10-12 01:50:25 AM
I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.
 
2012-10-12 02:52:10 AM

jaylectricity: Describe a real sexual fantasy that you have had in the past 4 weeks to increase arousal/orgasm. (Give as much or little detail as your feel comfortable)

Ya know, I was gonna do the test for the sake of this thread...but this question just creeped me out.


Sounds like they're just looking for people to write them free wank material.
 
2012-10-12 03:28:47 AM
If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

Now, after years of trying vainly to quantify their behaviour into some kind of logical pattern, I just roll with the punches. I know my wife and I have a broad understanding of what makes her tick. I know that when I pay attention to her, show her some affection and do things to make her life easier my actions will be reciprocated in kind. I know that if our relationship is in a healthy place, the chances for sexytime increase exponentially. That's all the information I need.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:14 AM

elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

Now, after years of trying vainly to quantify their behaviour into some kind of logical pattern, I just roll with the punches. I know my wife and I have a broad understanding of what makes her tick. I know that when I pay attention to her, show her some affection and do things to make her life easier my actions will be reciprocated in kind. I know that if our relationship is in a healthy place, the chances for sexytime increase exponentially. That's all the information I need.


Wow. I've never had to work so hard for her. Must be you. Have you just told her you want teh sexay-time and for her to put on the right panties so you can rip them off and throw them on the floor? I know she likes that.

/I keed. Have a great Friday!
 
2012-10-12 04:46:54 AM
Just how many "women are different from other women" articles need to be written?

This is Tigerbeat level, not even Cosmo.
 
2012-10-12 04:49:49 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


www.universetoday.com
 
2012-10-12 04:50:37 AM
DNRTFA but great headline, subby.
 
2012-10-12 04:54:40 AM
Why don't they have these articles for men?

Oh... yeah... right.
 
2012-10-12 05:01:54 AM

God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]


You made me laugh so hard I literally ended up spilling my beer.
 
2012-10-12 05:17:28 AM
Women always say they like funny guys.

Maybe we should try that.
 
2012-10-12 05:19:18 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


Do you stand around in bars licking these eyebrows?
That would work
 
2012-10-12 05:26:29 AM
...tasting something erotic...

Chloroform?
 
2012-10-12 05:39:30 AM

God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]


What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?
 
2012-10-12 05:44:58 AM

jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.


[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?


Strange attractor attracts strange?
 
2012-10-12 05:50:56 AM

jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?


No, the women just gravitate towards him.
 
2012-10-12 05:52:00 AM

Ennuipoet: They left out the bottle of Jack Daniels weed and an April Wine 8-track George Strait CD Type, they may not be the prettiest type but they are fairly reliable.


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-12 05:53:27 AM
www.onlocationvacations.com

Hai guyz, whatz goin on in this thread?
 
2012-10-12 05:59:57 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


It probably has to do with your sense of humor, or lack of overblown ego. Just like high maintenance women, really good looking guys with no personality become a turn-off. Same with the guy who can't laugh at himself; go away, boy, you bother me.

There have been more than a few fantasies ruined for me, when a drop dead gorgeous actor, shows up on a talk show, opens mouth, and becomes completely unappealing. By the same token, somebody not all that noticeable becomes compelling the more time spent engaging in conversation or simply watching that person interact with others.
 
2012-10-12 06:08:52 AM
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2012-10-12 06:12:56 AM
FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.
 
2012-10-12 06:13:59 AM

Public Savant: jtown: God-is-a-Taco: MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

[www.universetoday.com image 640x480]

What the He...What is this? What is this some kind of gag?

No, the women just gravitate towards him.


It's a fat joke Stephen Hawking told about yo mama once.
 
2012-10-12 06:15:07 AM

Disgruntled Goat: FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.


Just don't marry her.
 
2012-10-12 06:16:30 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: Disgruntled Goat: FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.

Just don't marry her.


I'ma do it.
 
2012-10-12 06:17:48 AM

dobro: DNRTFA but great headline, subby.


Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
 
2012-10-12 06:31:14 AM

elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.


So....stick it in her pooper?
 
2012-10-12 06:41:38 AM
I'm glad this is what decades of feminism have brought us: Instead of treating all women as a single, monolithic group, we've realized that all women are different, (just like us men-folk!) and we can now lump them into four groups instead of one. Step right up, ladies, we're recognizing you as individuals! Now find out what arouses you, based on this short questionnaire.
 
2012-10-12 06:43:10 AM

SkunkWerks: Pray 4 Mojo: Disgruntled Goat: FTFA: "The Cognitive Type is head-oriented..."

I'll take one of those.

Just don't marry her.

I'ma do it.


Fat smokers keep going down. Freud was right about oral fixations.
 
2012-10-12 06:54:48 AM
So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
 
2012-10-12 06:56:24 AM

SkunkWerks:
It's a fat joke Stephen Hawking told about yo mama once.



I couldn't help it.
He used the word "attract", mentioned his obesity, and even said he was oblivious of the force he exerted on them.

I'm only human!
 
2012-10-12 07:00:58 AM

fusillade762: I'm definitely an Attractor Type.

I know, no one asked, but there it is.


I'm totally an attractor...until the end. Then I'm cognitive. I need to fantasize and not think about how my partner is feeling at all or it's too distracting. I feel bad about that, but he doesn't seem to mind since he's the same.
 
2012-10-12 07:02:00 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

So....stick it in her pooper?


Lulz were had by me.
 
2012-10-12 07:02:57 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: elementalogic: If I've learned anything in my time on this planet it's that you can't simply divide women into these narrow, strictly defined categories. Every single woman I've ever been with has been completely unique and has had any number of perpetually changing factors and variables that affect her mood and level of arousal. I stopped trying to create a standard roadmap to arousal a long time ago.

So....stick it in her pooper?


Bingo.
 
2012-10-12 07:04:00 AM
Weddings and funerals strangely absent from the list.
 
2012-10-12 07:23:42 AM
i268.photobucket.com 

the ladies flock
 
2012-10-12 07:39:04 AM
Attractor women don't exist.

In my experience.
 
2012-10-12 07:55:18 AM

MadSkillz: I can attract women, and god knows how, because i'm not handsome, and i'm most definitely obese, and half the time when i do attract them i am completely oblivious.

It must be charm? Or my commanding eyebrows? Dunno.


Maybe it's because slicing water bottles with a katana just turns them on.
 
2012-10-12 08:08:05 AM
The women I've known become quite anxious in the presence of a douchenozzle. Even more so when confronted with an enema or speculum. Perhaps timing is a factor. Certainly none of these implements should be brought out before the end of dinner. But, no Subby, it surprises no one to find a douchenozzle far down on a list of things that arouse women. It's something to work up to. Don't you have an uncle to explain these things to you?
 
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