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(The Indy Channel)   Nude grandma offers sexual favors to police responding to welfare check. (w/ DO NOT WANT pic)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Human sexual activity, welfare, nude  
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13498 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Oct 2012 at 11:31 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-12 12:49:03 AM  

Gleeman: [ image 250x166]
Free for anyone clicking on the link. You'll thank me later...

Actually, I was thinking more of:
2012-10-12 01:21:51 AM  
Which end of the ugly stick do you suppose she pleasures herself with?

/I think she wore the whole damn thing down to a nub
2012-10-12 01:43:49 AM  

otto the bull: [ image 192x235]
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You did what I was thinking!!
2012-10-12 02:38:44 AM  
2012-10-12 02:47:45 AM  
Oh God! Why did I- it says it right in the headline!

2012-10-12 03:02:23 AM  
I just want to know how many times this has worked for her in the past. I mean, the recent past.
2012-10-12 06:03:30 AM  
Jake-eyed, mustachioed grannies are always wild in the sack. At least, that's what I've heard.
2012-10-12 07:00:08 AM  
Here's the ad I got served with that story

So very, very wrong.
2012-10-12 07:04:36 AM

*I dont know why I feel compelled to click these links.
2012-10-12 07:17:23 AM
2012-10-12 07:19:38 AM  
She most likely offered to blow them. Hey, it's most likely worked for her in the past.

2012-10-12 08:43:30 AM  
For the life of me I couldn't understand why the police showed up at this lady's house because she received government aid in the form of a welfare check.

Then I was like, oh...
2012-10-12 09:20:24 AM
2012-10-12 09:51:28 AM
2012-10-12 10:31:37 AM  

otto the bull: [ image 192x235]
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oh lawd!
2012-10-12 10:31:49 AM  
2012-10-12 12:03:34 PM  
tell the truth .... you were born a male.
2012-10-12 12:53:29 PM
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