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(The Indy Channel)   Nude grandma offers sexual favors to police responding to welfare check. (w/ DO NOT WANT pic)   (theindychannel.com) divider line 68
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2012-10-11 08:02:04 PM
Paging Swisgar. Swisgar please pick up the courtesy phone.
 
2012-10-11 08:02:29 PM
Winston knows this all too well ...
 
2012-10-11 08:17:12 PM
Poontang is poontang, amirite?
 
2012-10-11 08:26:06 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 08:28:54 PM
Lady, if you want to do me a "sexual favor" you'll put on a pair of footed full body footed pajamas and a bacalava.  I'd like to get an erection again sometime in the next decade.
 
2012-10-11 08:29:26 PM
Oh- wait. Subby was right. I was hoping it was one of those reverse "Smokin' hot" threads.
 
2012-10-11 08:46:23 PM
Police said Burse attempted to assault officers and she was quickly handcuffed.

According to police records, Burse then offered to perform sexual favors on the officers.


Sexual favors while in handcuffs? HAWT!


kev_dog: Oh- wait. Subby was right. I was hoping it was one of those reverse "Smokin' hot" threads.


I know, not a trap this time. I'm shocked.
 
2012-10-11 08:49:13 PM
cache.blippitt.com

"Nekkid Grandma!!"
 
2012-10-11 09:17:11 PM
HOLY SH*T!

/it should be illegal to take pictures of things like that
 
2012-10-11 11:35:23 PM
Got one word for ya.

Gumjob.

That is all. (I assume this is something one should not GIS.)
 
2012-10-11 11:36:20 PM
I see sexy cops up there
media.theindychannel.com
And also in front of me
 
2012-10-11 11:38:21 PM
OMG, it looks like a character from The Boondocks!
 
2012-10-11 11:38:30 PM
Gumjobs are the best
 
2012-10-11 11:38:56 PM
I bet if she looked like a Playboy model, the cops would have never written up a report on the 'offer'.
 
2012-10-11 11:38:58 PM
Shes got a pretty healthy 'stache going there
 
2012-10-11 11:39:53 PM
Looks familiar
 
2012-10-11 11:40:28 PM
"Burse then offered to perform sexual favors on the officer"

Surprised she wasn't charged with threatening a police officer
 
2012-10-11 11:40:39 PM
So... how was she neglecting her granddaughter?
 
2012-10-11 11:42:10 PM

LoneWolf343: OMG, it looks like a character from The Boondocks!


It' Maybelline, Attractive and Sucessful African American-gyuh!
 
2012-10-11 11:42:53 PM

Brick-House: Looks familiar


Try this again..

www.fireandreamitchell.com
 
2012-10-11 11:44:03 PM
"Sloth love Chunk!"
 
2012-10-11 11:50:13 PM
www.gotgist.com
 
2012-10-11 11:50:59 PM
So, granny was lying naked on the bed and her granddaughter was too? If this was grandpa people would be concerned that she had been molested.
 
2012-10-11 11:51:30 PM
...allegedly.
 
2012-10-11 11:52:28 PM
Meh. Sharp knees.
 
2012-10-11 11:52:40 PM

GoldDude: "Burse then offered to perform sexual favors on the officer"

Surprised she wasn't charged with threatening a police officer


This is why most cops become alcoholics. It's the only thing that lessens the pain of imagining that.
 
2012-10-11 11:53:53 PM
www.factzoo.com

Hot... like Gramma.
 
2012-10-11 11:54:50 PM
There are sexy grandmothers out there,but this ain't one.
Stick it back in the mud.
 
2012-10-11 11:57:53 PM
I'll thuck yo dick if you let me off dis shiat...
 
2012-10-11 11:58:47 PM
Yeah, I got the "DO NOT WANT" from the grandma part.
 
2012-10-11 11:58:53 PM
That's the face of experience lookin' at ya.
 
2012-10-12 12:00:23 AM
When you farkers, with your dead baby jokes and your supporting Obama the Antichrist die, that mouth will be waiting for your dick in hell.

Just think about that.

But it's not too late. Ya'll can turn to Jesus! Go to him and buy an orange. I think he calls it Naranja.
 
2012-10-12 12:03:30 AM
o_O
 
2012-10-12 12:06:40 AM
02e45bb.netsolhost.com
 
2012-10-12 12:14:24 AM
take out your false teeth momma, i wanna suck on yo gums

/she is the original Whammer Jammer
 
2012-10-12 12:17:59 AM
That is one hot chilito.
 
2012-10-12 12:18:16 AM
I wish I could grow a mustache like that.
 
2012-10-12 12:19:01 AM
A woman caring for her two-year-old granddaughter...

I wonder where the parents are?

i.imgur.com

THEY WENT THAT WAY, NO THIS WAY
 
2012-10-12 12:23:30 AM

BronyMedic: When you farkers, with your dead baby jokes and your supporting Obama the Antichrist die, that mouth will be waiting for your dick in hell.

Just think about that.

But it's not too late. Ya'll can turn to Jesus! Go to him and buy an orange. I think he calls it Naranja.


At least TRY to be clever.
Trolling requires effort.

// not sure if spanish is the correct language for a semite with a greek pseudonym, but ... your call 똥구멍
 
2012-10-12 12:23:41 AM

thisiszombocom: Gumjobs are the best


I prefer to call them The Grandma Smoothie
 
2012-10-12 12:26:50 AM
imageshack.us
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 12:28:48 AM

Badafuco: thisiszombocom: Gumjobs are the best

I prefer to call them The Grandma Smoothie


I'm pretty sure I have a case, now, to sue you both for erectile dysfunction.
 
2012-10-12 12:29:06 AM
It's sad the police showed up to take her welfare check.
 
2012-10-12 12:34:01 AM
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(No relation.)
 
2012-10-12 12:35:29 AM
But you know, come on Generation X and Generation Y, obviously retirement benefits are too high and you should take them away. desperation looks good on grandma. You must want these favours to be offered more readily, right? The lap dance is so much better when grandma is crying.
 
2012-10-12 12:39:34 AM
i.imgur.com
Free for anyone clicking on the link. You'll thank me later...
 
2012-10-12 12:40:00 AM
www.channel4.com
 
2012-10-12 12:40:58 AM
Kind of reminds me of an episode of NYPD Blue, but without the flour.
 
2012-10-12 12:41:57 AM
Charged with resisting law enforcement? The whole premise of the story was the fact she was doing the exact opposite. They're the ones that were resisting.
 
2012-10-12 12:45:15 AM
53?
 
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