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(Daily Mail)   This is what a man who phoned people to tell them his manhood was stuck in a jam jar looks like, in case you were wondering   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
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2012-10-11 08:11:41 PM  
i was not.
 
2012-10-11 08:16:38 PM  
Jam jar?

Wow, he must be tiny.
 
2012-10-11 08:39:31 PM  
 
2012-10-11 08:42:37 PM  
 
2012-10-11 08:46:26 PM  
Jam up and Jelly Tight is one of my favorite sexually charged Tommy Roe tunes but I never took my fandom to that level.
 
2012-10-11 08:49:26 PM  
ibdp.huluim.com

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time."
 
2012-10-11 09:03:19 PM  
Hodorrrrr!!!!
 
2012-10-11 10:07:31 PM  
Disapproves

/never cry wolf
 
2012-10-11 10:13:20 PM  
Hi, yes, my Prince Albert is stuck in a can.
 
2012-10-11 10:27:19 PM  
Need help soonish?
 
2012-10-11 10:32:17 PM  
Who are we to judge.
Everybody has something wrong with them.
I've met a lot of people in my days.
Not one of them was perfect.
 
2012-10-11 10:34:17 PM  
Came for the Ballsack Conundrum, see it's covered. Carry on.
 
2012-10-11 10:36:29 PM  
Four posts in and 50% of responses reference the Chair Incident, complete with links.

/THIS is why you don't FARK naked

/your horrible butt tattoo is why you don't fark naked. context is case-sensitive
 
2012-10-11 10:36:30 PM  
So long as it wasn't a jelly jar.
 
2012-10-11 10:43:03 PM  
Who cares what he looks like? Whats his Fark login?
 
2012-10-11 10:51:27 PM  
*clicks*

*reads two paragraphs, blinks*

*closes tab*

Okay then.
 
2012-10-11 10:51:34 PM  
Wow, just wow.
 
2012-10-11 10:52:41 PM  
Dick in a jar, hand painted dick in a jar. Mexico's favorite toy for over 340 years. Take your dick out of the jar. Put your dick back in the jar. The dick is on a string and is attached to the jar. 

Clean-up is easy with dick in a jar. Why spend another day not putting your dick in a jar when you could be putting your dick in a jar?
 
2012-10-11 10:56:47 PM  
No matter which way he turns his head his eyes are still staring at you; it's like that Jesus painting in reverse.
 
2012-10-11 11:00:07 PM  
You know that one kid in elementary that had that one favorite obscene joke? It didn't even really make sense, but for some reason that kid really loved saying that one phrase and got kicks out of it all day long. This is that kid when he grows up.
 
2012-10-11 11:01:33 PM  
If I put on those clothes and grimaced I too could look exactly like him in a photo. People clean up nice. Thank being said. WHAT the fark is wrong with him calling people?
 
2012-10-11 11:04:24 PM  
Oh no, a Weenie in a Bottle (Youtube).

/First thing I thought of.
 
2012-10-11 11:07:39 PM  
And ladies... he's single!
 
2012-10-11 11:16:18 PM  
Frank and beans!
 
2012-10-11 11:21:48 PM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-11 11:23:08 PM  

Fano: Wow, just wow.


What, it wasnt a modified wooden toilet roller stuck in a jar.
 
2012-10-11 11:40:46 PM  
At least it wasn't a jar up his butt.
 
2012-10-11 11:42:11 PM  
Ah yes. Take us back to the Fark of yesteryear.
 
2012-10-11 11:44:55 PM  
What's a community order?
 
2012-10-11 11:53:32 PM  
What, no wood slat chair reference? Fark fail.
 
2012-10-12 12:06:05 AM  

swingbozo: What, no wood slat chair reference? Fark fail.


It was the third and fourth posts.
 
2012-10-12 12:18:11 AM  
When I looked it was the second and third from the bottom.
 
2012-10-12 12:18:15 AM  

swingbozo: What, no wood slat chair reference? Fark fail.


Can't read? Major fail.
 
2012-10-12 12:23:11 AM  

swingbozo: What, no wood slat chair reference? Fark fail.


i234.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 12:26:07 AM  

flyinghouse99: At least it wasn't a jar up his butt.


or a pickle
 
2012-10-12 12:28:03 AM  

brap: Jam up and Jelly Tight is one of my favorite sexually charged Tommy Roe tunes but I never took my fandom to that level.


dammit you're old. you probably had a bunch of 45's from Buddha stacked up on the console too, huh? 1910 Fruitgum Company? The Archies?
 
2012-10-12 12:38:56 AM  

KrispyKritter: brap: Jam up and Jelly Tight is one of my favorite sexually charged Tommy Roe tunes but I never took my fandom to that level.

dammit you're old. you probably had a bunch of 45's from Buddha stacked up on the console too, huh? 1910 Fruitgum Company? The Archies?


Don't forget Partridge Family. "Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque"

/My little brother liked it, okay?
//Some earworms are more annoying than others.
 
2012-10-12 01:41:32 AM  

Elegy: Disapproves

/never cry wolf


I've just gotta ask - what's the story on that pic??
 
2012-10-12 01:47:24 AM  
I'd just like to point out that at the age of 49, his occupation is noted as looking after his mum.
Great inconvenience would be caused if he were to do time.

And yeah, what's a community order?
 
2012-10-12 02:01:57 AM  

RealFarknMcCoy2: Elegy: Disapproves

/never cry wolf

I've just gotta ask - what's the story on that pic??


this
 
2012-10-12 02:02:32 AM  
Let's be clear- he DIDN'T get his penis stuck in a jam jar. That may be weird, but we've all been there at one time or another.

No, look, he call the emergency number 6,000 TIMES in 3 months PRETENDING his dick was stuck in a jar.

That's oddly much much weirder than actually getting your junk stuck in a jar...
 
2012-10-12 02:06:42 AM  
Now 6000 crank calls to Fleshlight's online customer support saying that you "accidentally a Fleshlight- the whole thing!!!", that worked as an Overly Long Gag- it was mildly funny at first, then stopped being funny, but if you keep it up long enough, suddenly it becomes HILARIOUS.
 
2012-10-12 02:25:06 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: RealFarknMcCoy2: Elegy: Disapproves

/never cry wolf

I've just gotta ask - what's the story on that pic??

this


Thanks. I think... wow, what a dumbass! lol!
 
2012-10-12 03:00:47 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-12 06:23:41 AM  
Why didn't he just call 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3?
 
2012-10-12 01:35:48 PM  
Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly?

everfreeradio.com
 
2012-10-12 03:22:44 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
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