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		Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you can't have fun with your costume on Halloween (dailymail.co.uk)		44
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penthesilea		2012-10-11 08:34:58 PM

I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.

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Mugato		2012-10-11 08:50:07 PM

penthesilea: I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.

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Now that's comedy.

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-10-11 09:02:23 PM

Mugato		2012-10-11 09:20:02 PM

So no nun costume? I guess that's an old bit.

pizen		2012-10-11 10:08:32 PM

Last year I tried to convince my then-pregnant wife to go as the Kool Aid Man. She didn't go for it.

/Oh Yeah!

brianbankerus		2012-10-11 11:14:15 PM

I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!

jaylectricity		2012-10-11 11:51:16 PM

Noah_Tall		2012-10-12 12:10:19 AM

Loved the bun in the oven costume.

jaylectricity		2012-10-12 12:18:56 AM

brianbankerus: I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!

Punching Pregnant Women is the name of my new band.

brianbankerus		2012-10-12 12:36:33 AM

jaylectricity: brianbankerus: I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!

Punching Pregnant Women is the name of my new band.

My New Band is the name of mine.

ArtosRC		2012-10-12 02:09:16 AM

fragMasterFlash		2012-10-12 02:13:56 AM

Trick or treat!

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TRICK!

illannoyin		2012-10-12 02:14:35 AM

Pregnant prom queen.

To go with the classic...

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RancidSorbet		2012-10-12 02:15:23 AM

This is my favorite, although it won't work if you're actually preggo at the time.

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Cuthbert Allgood		2012-10-12 02:20:15 AM

That's just nasty

illannoyin		2012-10-12 02:25:23 AM

Almost forgot. I'd like to see this one IRL too...

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phrawgh		2012-10-12 02:40:52 AM

It doesn't mean you can either! Life begins at conception and the unborn should be protected from occult practices.

jebusfreak		2012-10-12 02:41:23 AM

"Bieberville" costume? I'm scared shiatless.

Ed Finnerty		2012-10-12 03:00:36 AM

BLEMDAR		2012-10-12 03:56:44 AM

Ed Finnerty: [static5.businessinsider.com image 746x481]

Casey anthony is gonna need that mask to hide who she is.

Neondistraction		2012-10-12 04:52:24 AM

Anyone else notice how completely half-assed the Juno costumes were? No wonder they edited out their faces.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-10-12 05:53:43 AM

This one take the cake...err, bun..whatever
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flamingboard		2012-10-12 06:18:15 AM

Congratulations. Someone ejaculated into you.

No Such Agency		2012-10-12 06:56:14 AM

In this link... guys who wanted to dress up as Bane or the guy from Assassin's Creed for Halloween, but were forced into a stupid pregnancy-themed couple costume thing by their wife.

namegoeshere		2012-10-12 07:32:06 AM

I went to a party with a friend of mine, eight months pregnant, who dressed as a cheerleader. Unfortunately, the party was at the house of a girl who had been a cheerleader, but had had to drop out of hs due to pregnancy. It was a big scandal at the time. We had no idea. Yeah, we didn't stay long.

/oops
//felt bad

satorivt		2012-10-12 07:41:38 AM

One of my co-workers was 7 months pregnant on halloween and she dressed up as a pregnant nun. I thought it was hilarious, but other's not so much.

Mandapants		2012-10-12 07:49:20 AM

bungle_jr		2012-10-12 07:51:36 AM

Neondistraction: Anyone else notice how completely half-assed the Juno costumes were? No wonder they edited out their faces.

i noticed that. could've at least gotten the COLORS correct!

Slaxl		2012-10-12 07:52:19 AM

Mandapants: [www.deathbymovies.com image 300x410]

That's where my mind went. As a result everything in the article was a disappointment.

66dude		2012-10-12 09:14:50 AM

Congratulations on the sex, ladies!

/Would tap them all.

Urinal Cake Mix		2012-10-12 09:20:35 AM

This is (and always will be) my favorite:

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If I end up having to go to a costume party preggers, you can bet your ass this will be my costume.

twomutts		2012-10-12 09:23:00 AM

My wife and I dressed up as characters from "Alien". I had the thing clinging to my face, and she had the chest burster coming out of her stomach. I suppose I should have come as the big alien, but those costumes were hard enough to make as it was!

/mine made it damn tough to drink beer, too...

unfarkingbelievable		2012-10-12 09:51:03 AM

pizen: Last year I tried to convince my then-pregnant wife to go as the Kool Aid Man. She didn't go for it.

/Oh Yeah!

LOVE IT! Aww, too bad she didn't go for it. That would have been riproariously funny!

reklamfox		2012-10-12 10:50:23 AM

brianbankerus: I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!

Someone beat you to it

Phins		2012-10-12 10:56:27 AM

I once dressed as a pregnant co-worker. She was a deadhead, so I wore tie-dye and stuff with a balloon under my shirt. She was good with it, loaned me some stuff to wear. We thought it was amusing but most of our co-workers seemed to find it odd or thought she'd be mad at me.

cefm		2012-10-12 11:21:05 AM

Nun costume and a bottle of liquor makes it extra funny.

rcuhljr		2012-10-12 11:31:32 AM

I was always a fan of my sisters matte black outfit with the death star on her belly.

Zombalupagus		2012-10-12 11:34:41 AM

Noah_Tall: Loved the bun in the oven costume.

Yeah I actually got a real LOL over that one.

plutoniumfeather		2012-10-12 11:49:00 AM

it was Hallowe'en when the Mrs. was about 8 months pregnant with our second child. as a recovering Catholic, OF COURSE she went to a party as a pregnant nun.

2KanZam		2012-10-12 11:52:03 AM

Anyone notice the surprisingly relevant "Baby decapitated during birth and shoved back into birth canal to hide it" story at the bottom of the page?

/Could turn that into a costume, right?

Deedeemarz		2012-10-12 02:07:57 PM

I had a great Alien chest burster costume planned out for trick or treating when pregnant with my son. But he came oct 30th, so we went trick or treating with my son as a ninja turtle and me without a costume, my dtr was a spider queen and her spiders glowed under black lights. It was a good Halloween though I was a little tired.

PsychoLaurie		2012-10-12 02:35:19 PM

2KanZam: Anyone notice the surprisingly relevant "Baby decapitated during birth and shoved back into birth canal to hide it" story at the bottom of the page?

/Could turn that into a costume, right?

Fits with the "Mama had a baby, but it's head popped off," theme...

jaylectricity		2012-10-12 07:20:26 PM

Urinal Cake Mix: This is (and always will be) my favorite:

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If I end up having to go to a costume party preggers, you can bet your ass this will be my costume.

I hope you watched the most recent episode of South Park.