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(Daily Mail)   Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you can't have fun with your costume on Halloween   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-10-11 08:34:58 PM
I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.

i470.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 08:50:07 PM

penthesilea: I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.

[i470.photobucket.com image 504x503]


Now that's comedy.
 
2012-10-11 09:02:23 PM

penthesilea: I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.


*Spits cheap wine*
 
2012-10-11 09:20:02 PM
So no nun costume? I guess that's an old bit.
 
2012-10-11 10:08:32 PM
Last year I tried to convince my then-pregnant wife to go as the Kool Aid Man. She didn't go for it.

/Oh Yeah!
 
2012-10-11 11:14:15 PM
I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!
 
2012-10-11 11:51:16 PM

penthesilea: I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.

[i470.photobucket.com image 504x503]


I hope the rest of the thread lives up to this comment.
 
2012-10-12 12:10:19 AM
Loved the bun in the oven costume.
 
2012-10-12 12:18:56 AM

brianbankerus: I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!


Punching Pregnant Women is the name of my new band.
 
2012-10-12 12:36:33 AM

jaylectricity: brianbankerus: I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!

Punching Pregnant Women is the name of my new band.


My New Band is the name of mine.
 
2012-10-12 02:09:16 AM

penthesilea: I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.

[i470.photobucket.com image 504x503]


I am a terrible person for laughing at this. And I'm okay with that.
 
2012-10-12 02:13:56 AM
Trick or treat!

img193.imageshack.us 

TRICK!
 
2012-10-12 02:14:35 AM

Pregnant prom queen.

www.worldcorrespondents.com


To go with the classic...

cdn.buzznet.com
 
2012-10-12 02:15:23 AM
This is my favorite, although it won't work if you're actually preggo at the time.

z-o-m-b-i-e-a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e.com
 
2012-10-12 02:20:15 AM
That's just nasty
 
2012-10-12 02:25:23 AM
Almost forgot. I'd like to see this one IRL too... 


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 02:40:52 AM
It doesn't mean you can either! Life begins at conception and the unborn should be protected from occult practices.
 
2012-10-12 02:41:23 AM
"Bieberville" costume? I'm scared shiatless.
 
2012-10-12 03:00:36 AM
static5.businessinsider.com
 
2012-10-12 03:56:44 AM

Ed Finnerty: [static5.businessinsider.com image 746x481]


Casey anthony is gonna need that mask to hide who she is.
 
2012-10-12 04:52:24 AM
Anyone else notice how completely half-assed the Juno costumes were? No wonder they edited out their faces.
 
2012-10-12 05:53:43 AM
This one take the cake...err, bun..whatever
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 06:18:15 AM
Congratulations. Someone ejaculated into you.
 
2012-10-12 06:56:14 AM
In this link... guys who wanted to dress up as Bane or the guy from Assassin's Creed for Halloween, but were forced into a stupid pregnancy-themed couple costume thing by their wife.
 
2012-10-12 07:32:06 AM
I went to a party with a friend of mine, eight months pregnant, who dressed as a cheerleader. Unfortunately, the party was at the house of a girl who had been a cheerleader, but had had to drop out of hs due to pregnancy. It was a big scandal at the time. We had no idea. Yeah, we didn't stay long.

/oops
//felt bad
 
2012-10-12 07:41:38 AM
One of my co-workers was 7 months pregnant on halloween and she dressed up as a pregnant nun. I thought it was hilarious, but other's not so much.
 
2012-10-12 07:49:20 AM
www.deathbymovies.com
 
2012-10-12 07:51:36 AM

Neondistraction: Anyone else notice how completely half-assed the Juno costumes were? No wonder they edited out their faces.


i noticed that. could've at least gotten the COLORS correct!
 
2012-10-12 07:52:19 AM

Mandapants: [www.deathbymovies.com image 300x410]


That's where my mind went. As a result everything in the article was a disappointment.
 
2012-10-12 09:14:50 AM
Congratulations on the sex, ladies!

/Would tap them all.
 
2012-10-12 09:20:35 AM
This is (and always will be) my favorite:

i45.tinypic.com

If I end up having to go to a costume party preggers, you can bet your ass this will be my costume.
 
2012-10-12 09:23:00 AM
My wife and I dressed up as characters from "Alien". I had the thing clinging to my face, and she had the chest burster coming out of her stomach. I suppose I should have come as the big alien, but those costumes were hard enough to make as it was!

/mine made it damn tough to drink beer, too...
 
2012-10-12 09:51:03 AM

pizen: Last year I tried to convince my then-pregnant wife to go as the Kool Aid Man. She didn't go for it.

/Oh Yeah!


LOVE IT! Aww, too bad she didn't go for it. That would have been riproariously funny!
 
2012-10-12 10:50:23 AM

brianbankerus: I'd have hit most of those.

/what? I would have!


Someone beat you to it
 
2012-10-12 10:56:27 AM
I once dressed as a pregnant co-worker. She was a deadhead, so I wore tie-dye and stuff with a balloon under my shirt. She was good with it, loaned me some stuff to wear. We thought it was amusing but most of our co-workers seemed to find it odd or thought she'd be mad at me.
 
2012-10-12 11:21:05 AM
Nun costume and a bottle of liquor makes it extra funny.
 
2012-10-12 11:31:32 AM
I was always a fan of my sisters matte black outfit with the death star on her belly.
 
2012-10-12 11:34:41 AM

Noah_Tall: Loved the bun in the oven costume.


Yeah I actually got a real LOL over that one.
 
2012-10-12 11:49:00 AM
it was Hallowe'en when the Mrs. was about 8 months pregnant with our second child. as a recovering Catholic, OF COURSE she went to a party as a pregnant nun.
 
2012-10-12 11:52:03 AM
Anyone notice the surprisingly relevant "Baby decapitated during birth and shoved back into birth canal to hide it" story at the bottom of the page?



/Could turn that into a costume, right?
 
2012-10-12 02:07:57 PM
I had a great Alien chest burster costume planned out for trick or treating when pregnant with my son. But he came oct 30th, so we went trick or treating with my son as a ninja turtle and me without a costume, my dtr was a spider queen and her spiders glowed under black lights. It was a good Halloween though I was a little tired.
 
2012-10-12 02:35:19 PM

2KanZam: Anyone notice the surprisingly relevant "Baby decapitated during birth and shoved back into birth canal to hide it" story at the bottom of the page?


/Could turn that into a costume, right?



Fits with the "Mama had a baby, but it's head popped off," theme...
 
2012-10-12 07:20:26 PM

Urinal Cake Mix: This is (and always will be) my favorite:

[i45.tinypic.com image 480x640]

If I end up having to go to a costume party preggers, you can bet your ass this will be my costume.


I hope you watched the most recent episode of South Park.
 
2012-10-13 10:11:54 AM

penthesilea: I offered to make a skeleton shirt similar to the one in the article for my sister during her last pregnancy. She had a great big sobbing breakdown when I text'd her a pic of the design.

Didn't know she was considering an abortion. Oops.

[i470.photobucket.com image 504x503]


So just re-do the design so that it had a red circle with a line through it over the baby. Perfect!
 
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