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(TMZ)   Cops raid Nelly's tour bus and make arrests after discovering illegal cache of guns, weed, heroin, and Band-Aids   (tmz.com) divider line 65
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2012-10-12 09:02:35 AM  

debug: I don't think you're allowed to have a loaded weapon inside a vehicle. Could be wrong though, I haven't really kept track of the firearm laws in each state.


Texas law on weapons in vehicles:

If it's a handgun, it has to be concealed. If it's a long gun it has to be in plain sight. Loaded is expected and legal.
 
2012-10-12 09:05:18 AM  

NannyStatePark: Probably got busted by a false alert command to the dog, too


Hang on a second here. He gets busted going through an extremely well known police checkpoint. He has ten frigging pounds of marijuana, heroin, and a g-damned pistol. And YOU want to blame this on police malfeasance?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found him. The world's biggest jackass.
 
2012-10-12 09:33:33 AM  

downtownkid: NannyStatePark: Probably got busted by a false alert command to the dog, too

Hang on a second here. He gets busted going through an extremely well known police checkpoint. He has ten frigging pounds of marijuana, heroin, and a g-damned pistol. And YOU want to blame this on police malfeasance?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found him. The world's biggest jackass.


1. you are correct in thinking NannyStatePark is stupid for blaming this one on the cops

2. you are correct in thinking that a huge jackass was found...world's biggest? that's a big claim...but indeed nelly, his tour manager, and the entire population of that bus, all fall under the category of jackass for carrying such things on tour
 
2012-10-12 09:44:45 AM  

bungle_jr: downtownkid: NannyStatePark: Probably got busted by a false alert command to the dog, too

Hang on a second here. He gets busted going through an extremely well known police checkpoint. He has ten frigging pounds of marijuana, heroin, and a g-damned pistol. And YOU want to blame this on police malfeasance?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found him. The world's biggest jackass.

1. you are correct in thinking NannyStatePark is stupid for blaming this one on the cops

2. you are correct in thinking that a huge jackass was found...world's biggest? that's a big claim...but indeed nelly, his tour manager, and the entire population of that bus, all fall under the category of jackass for carrying such things on tour


You are correct, the hyperbole was unwarranted when Nelly et al clearly took the title here.
 
2012-10-12 09:58:28 AM  
Texas is the new Sun City.
 
2012-10-12 10:11:15 AM  

bungle_jr: as i understand it, there is no good alternate route without going several hundred miles out of the way. if this is true, these tour managers need to get smart about their logistics.

let's face it, they're not going to completely ditch their drugs (and apparently guns) just so they can make safe passage thru a very short stretch of highway...so here's what they should do...the cops are looking for the tour buses. pay one of your guys to rent a camry, have them carry your illegal stuff thru the area...then if you get pulled over in the bus, you're CLEAN!


No, no. Well dressed white guy in a BMW or Benz with in state plates. He'll likely be waved through.
 
2012-10-12 10:36:14 AM  
Nelly and the Brian Keith Jonestown Massacre is an odd bill, but whatever. Like a mini Lollapalooza.
 
2012-10-12 11:01:49 AM  

ha-ha-guy: bungle_jr: as i understand it, there is no good alternate route without going several hundred miles out of the way. if this is true, these tour managers need to get smart about their logistics.

let's face it, they're not going to completely ditch their drugs (and apparently guns) just so they can make safe passage thru a very short stretch of highway...so here's what they should do...the cops are looking for the tour buses. pay one of your guys to rent a camry, have them carry your illegal stuff thru the area...then if you get pulled over in the bus, you're CLEAN!

No, no. Well dressed white guy in a BMW or Benz with in state plates. He'll likely be waved through.


yeah that would work too.
found out the hard way that does NOT work crossing the border from the netherlands to germany, though! i was in a white mercedes sedan, plain jane rental, and got stopped by german border guards. they explained that's the most common smuggler car! luckily i was clean (thank gawd my now-ex-wife's purse was the only thing they DIDN'T search!), and i was friendly and not showing nervousness. they quickly realized i was just an american military guy on a weekend vacation trip
 
2012-10-12 11:05:42 AM  

downtownkid: bungle_jr: downtownkid: NannyStatePark: Probably got busted by a false alert command to the dog, too

Hang on a second here. He gets busted going through an extremely well known police checkpoint. He has ten frigging pounds of marijuana, heroin, and a g-damned pistol. And YOU want to blame this on police malfeasance?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found him. The world's biggest jackass.

1. you are correct in thinking NannyStatePark is stupid for blaming this one on the cops

2. you are correct in thinking that a huge jackass was found...world's biggest? that's a big claim...but indeed nelly, his tour manager, and the entire population of that bus, all fall under the category of jackass for carrying such things on tour

You are correct, the hyperbole was unwarranted when Nelly et al clearly took the title here.


The use of the word "probably" during obvious smack talk while pissed off at people who want our papers, please, does NOT clearly indicate I believe the cops did not have legal cause to arrest Nelly. But I guess you can't read between those lines. Legal? Sure. Malfeasance? IDK? Justice? Not IMO.
 
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2012-10-12 11:08:28 AM  

bungle_jr: let's face it, they're not going to completely ditch their drugs (and apparently guns) just so they can make safe passage thru a very short stretch of highway...so here's what they should do...the cops are looking for the tour buses. pay one of your guys to rent a camry, have them carry your illegal stuff thru the area...then if you get pulled over in the bus, you're CLEAN!


IIRC from reading Keith Richards' autobiography, that's basically the approach they took, but still got busted.

What I want to know is why there are border patrol checkpoints inside the US.....
 
2012-10-12 11:20:52 AM  
This is where we get to see if Black stars get the same treatment that White stars do. Will Nelly get the Lindsey Lohan slap on the wrist or the punishment every other black man caught with heroin and guns would get?
 
2012-10-12 01:59:24 PM  

helghast: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x343]


My grandma's name was Nelle, and she loved Little House on the Prairie. She also hated being called Nellie. I think that little girl might be why. I also had a great-grandma named Nellie. Now my daughter's middle name is Nelle.

/Nelle story bro.
/Nelle
/Nellie
 
2012-10-13 05:16:20 AM  

helghast: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x343]


She's a dead ringer for that farking little prick Geoffry on Game of Thrones. Actually, vice versa...
 
2012-10-13 05:49:21 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Let me see that bong ba bong bong bong.



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Frowns on your shenanigans
 
2012-10-14 10:23:57 AM  
Nelly FUrtado!!
 
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