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(Daily Mail)   "So we all decided to walk past the barriers onto the restricted area past the security huts and basically onto Area 51"   ( divider line
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2012-10-11 06:46:54 PM  
6 votes:
All of the Area 51 guards are alien-human hybrids, programmed to sit quietly and pretend to watch tv until activated by a special knocking rhythm. If the British researchers had tapped "shave-and-a-haircut", they'd all be dead now.
2012-10-11 10:04:29 PM  
2 votes:
Mini skirts and high-heeled boots seem like excellent attire if you're trying to sneak into a secret base in the desert.
2012-10-11 08:20:54 PM  
2 votes:

Mazzic518: Send em to Gitmo Detroit

Fixed that for you.
2012-10-11 07:52:18 PM  
2 votes:
And let's just get this out of the way. 

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2012-10-11 06:54:57 PM  
2 votes:
Welcome to earf
2012-10-12 08:21:06 AM  
1 vote:

starsrift: Gotta say, if I worked there, I'd be real tempted to fark with them, let them eavesdrop on 'suspicious' conversations, and otherwise play into their delusions.

Because it'd be funny as hell.

That's kind of the way I'd go too. But, the thing is, when you're dealing with conspiracy types, even the most innocuous conversations they hear can set their imaginations off.

Guard 1: "Hey Dave! Betty and I are going to the fertility doctor today. Can you cover my shift?"
Foil Hatter: "ZOMG! Breeding with aliens!"
Guard 2: "You guys still trying, huh? I guess not everyone can be like Jenkins. They have what? Like five kids now?"
Foil Hatter: "OMG! They're already doing it. Yesyesyes!"
Guard 1: "Yeah. Five, but I think they're trying for another. Dude's a stud."
Guard 2: "I heard his oldest is about to start high school."
Foil Hatter: "They're in the population!!!"
Guard 1: "Man... I remember when she was just learning to ride a bike."
Guard 2: "They grow up so fast, don't they?"
Foil Hatter: "Mutants!!!"
2012-10-11 10:43:49 PM  
1 vote:

Akuinnen: If the Airman did say he could "disappear" the reporter as a joke, he's probably going to regret his shenanigans later.

As a guy who did air base ground defense in the southwest at an undisclosed location, I'm going to say we never told anyone they were going to disappear. They just did.One of my colleagues from the old days is mentioned on a lot of UFO blogs, to his chagrin. We're on FB as friends, but we never talk about the stuff we were debriefed on.

I've seen stuff you wouldn't understand, believe, or get over.
But I understood, believed, and got over it.
2012-10-11 09:04:26 PM  
1 vote:
1) Exotic aircraft in the skies around a top secret Air Force base is not exactly a paranormal phenomenon, and does not require aliens to explain.

2) If you know it's an alien spacecraft, it's not a farking UFO.
2012-10-11 08:38:39 PM  
1 vote:
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wanted for questioning....
2012-10-11 07:49:31 PM  
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2012-10-11 06:31:12 PM  
1 vote:
'So after a few more minutes and a few more picture taking and filming, one of the crew decided to speak to the guards and knocked on their hut door. All hell broke loose.'

Heh, they're saying that they were there for an hour and they only got caught when they disturbed the guards. If it's at all true then lulz will be had.
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