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(Jacksonville.com)   Keep your friends close, but feel free to return your used enemas to your local CVS   (jacksonville.com) divider line 15
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2012-10-11 05:56:45 PM  
Now that's a new one. Inevitable, I guess.
 
2012-10-11 05:57:23 PM  
What the shiat.
 
2012-10-11 05:58:29 PM  
$ cat enema.waste > cvs
 
2012-10-11 05:59:12 PM  
*makes a note*
 
2012-10-11 06:00:59 PM  
Fark articles seldom manage to actually gross me out. Congratulations
 
2012-10-11 06:01:04 PM  
FTFA: "We fully cooperated with the authorities in their investigation of this matter and worked closely with the authorities to identify and contact any customer who purchased any of the potentially impacted enema products," he said in an email statement. "... We're not aware of any similar incidents in the past."

Ow.
 
2012-10-11 06:02:27 PM  
I love the old "Used enemas, me?' look on his face.
 
2012-10-11 06:03:18 PM  
Enema of the state?
 
2012-10-11 06:03:24 PM  
Wouldn't it have been simpler just to steal them?
 
2012-10-11 06:03:34 PM  
what CVS? my /usr/bin/local/CVS?? but i already ran my make file

lol
 
2012-10-11 06:04:58 PM  

Beowoolfie: Fark articles seldom manage to actually gross me out. Congratulations


I don't even want to know...
 
2012-10-11 06:05:00 PM  
I'm just imagining how he bought them all in the first place. "Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, twelve enemas, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky."
 
2012-10-11 06:05:14 PM  
"CVS said 21 customers identified as possibly purchasing any of the soiled products were notified."

Notified how, with a phone call? I would love to hear a recording of that phone call. Also, which employee gets to make the calls? Let's see, here's a list of the folks that buy enemas. Call them up and let them know that their product was up some dude's ass recently. Surely they will be understanding.

If I got a notification letter and had used the product the day before I'd be calling a lawyer.
 
2012-10-11 06:08:45 PM  
So much for a clean getaway. It'll be intestine to see how this turns out.
 
2012-10-11 06:22:29 PM  

dpaul007: I'm just imagining how he bought them all in the first place. "Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, twelve enemas, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky."



"Yeah, and I bet you're smart enough to get us some enemas."

"Enemas? "

"Yeah."

"Yeah, yeah right, enemas. Yeah, this place is too crowded anyway."
[starts the car, backs up and pulls out of Mel's Drive-in]
 
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