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(XBIZ)   The porn industry has the weirdest boner for Obama while Romney is just flaccid in the poll   (newswire.xbiz.com) divider line 71
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2012-10-11 03:18:29 PM  
It is entirely possible that Romney is one of the few men in this country that has never seen porn. He probably whacks off to investment reports or his bank account statements.
 
2012-10-11 03:35:23 PM  

Lando Lincoln: It is entirely possible that Romney is one of the few men in this country that has never seen porn. He probably whacks off to investment reports or his bank account statements.


Um, you know which state in the nation uses the most internet bandwidth for porn, right?

The more squeaky-clean the guy looks, the more he's fap-fap-fapping it behind closed doors. Every time.
 
2012-10-11 03:35:56 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-10-11 03:36:41 PM  
It's a matter of business. Black dudes buy a lot of porn, mormons don't.
 
2012-10-11 03:37:04 PM  

Lando Lincoln: It is entirely possible that Romney is one of the few men in this country that has never seen porn. He probably whacks off to investment reports or his bank account statements.


Romney pays Chinese workers to whack off for him.
 
2012-10-11 03:39:15 PM  
Not Safe For Websense
 
2012-10-11 03:39:40 PM  
Los Angeles based porn industry backs Democratic candidate while at the same time fighting with Democrats in Los Angeles over the use of condoms in porn due to the fact that condoms ruin any return they make on porn, thus putting the entire industry in jeopardy.
 
2012-10-11 03:42:12 PM  
In before cheap shot about Obama's work also involving people being screwed.
 
2012-10-11 03:43:05 PM  

WTF Indeed: It's a matter of business. Black dudes buy a lot of porn, mormons don't.


The mormons download it.

It turns out that by every measure, the state of Utah is the highest per-capital consumer of online porn.

www.boxturtlebulletin.com
 
2012-10-11 03:43:36 PM  
B-b-but Jenna Jameson picked Romney~!

/Yeah Yeah Yeah
//She's been used more than a comode
///On and off-screen
 
2012-10-11 03:44:49 PM  

bhcompy: Los Angeles based porn industry backs Democratic candidate while at the same time fighting with Democrats in Los Angeles over the use of condoms in porn due to the fact that condoms ruin any return they make on porn, thus putting the entire industry in jeopardy.


Has anyone in the porn industry thought of just, I don't know, moving up the road to San Diego or something? Or at least shooting there?
 
2012-10-11 03:47:09 PM  
The last thing group would want in power would be the american taliban if you are a porn guy.
 
2012-10-11 03:48:52 PM  

Lando Lincoln: It is entirely possible that Romney is one of the few men in this country that has never seen porn.


If Mitt Romney watches porn, it's probably something pretty far out that involves the girl getting hurt. If you showed him standard faire, he'd probably get confused and wonder what the point is.
 
2012-10-11 03:49:52 PM  
Probably because Romney has promised to crusade against porn. Gee why would they hate him?

One of the same reason I do.

I think more people need to know about Romney's anti-porn pledge. An awful lot of those middle aged white men who support Romney rely heavily on porn because they are married and thus do no get laid.

Actually lots of people consume porn - including all the slackers who don't think there is any reason to vote.
 
2012-10-11 03:50:29 PM  

ox45tallboy: bhcompy: Los Angeles based porn industry backs Democratic candidate while at the same time fighting with Democrats in Los Angeles over the use of condoms in porn due to the fact that condoms ruin any return they make on porn, thus putting the entire industry in jeopardy.

Has anyone in the porn industry thought of just, I don't know, moving up the road to San Diego or something? Or at least shooting there?


I'm sure they have. The biggest benefit they get is that they have easy pickins from all the out of work actresses/models/waitresses that are trying to make it in LA, and they have all that real estate, contracts, etc in the SFV where they film, which makes it kind of isolated and inconvenient to other cities that might allow that kind of filming.
 
2012-10-11 03:51:30 PM  
FTFA: the majority of adult insiders side with the Democratic incumbent Obama over the Republican candidate Mitt Romney as the 2012 presidential election on Nov. 6 inches closer.

I laughed.

/don't feel good about the laugh
//still laughed, though
 
2012-10-11 03:51:56 PM  

ox45tallboy: WTF Indeed: It's a matter of business. Black dudes buy a lot of porn, mormons don't.

The mormons download it.

It turns out that by every measure, the state of Utah is the highest per-capital consumer of online porn.

[www.boxturtlebulletin.com image 300x275]


Subscriptions? Well, at least they're paying for it, you cheap bastards.

You cheap, dirty, filthy bastards.

I'll be right back.
 
2012-10-11 03:56:50 PM  
While I enjoy porn I think basing your vote on who the porn industry likes the most might not be the best way to go.

Maybe it is. Who knows.
 
2012-10-11 03:57:48 PM  
In the words of the great Thomas Jefferson, "As goes the porn, so goes the nation."
 
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2012-10-11 04:01:22 PM  

Rwa2play: B-b-but Jenna Jameson picked Romney~!

/Yeah Yeah Yeah
//She's been used more than a comode
///On and off-screen


She's been used AS a commode a few times.
 
2012-10-11 04:02:48 PM  
A2M poll.
 
2012-10-11 04:03:45 PM  

Kibbler: Lando Lincoln: It is entirely possible that Romney is one of the few men in this country that has never seen porn. He probably whacks off to investment reports or his bank account statements.

Um, you know which state in the nation uses the most internet bandwidth for porn, right?

The more squeaky-clean the guy looks, the more he's fap-fap-fapping it behind closed doors. Every time.





not only that but they are into the really freaky shiat like furries, lady-boys, and watersports.
 
2012-10-11 04:04:01 PM  

born_yesterday: ox45tallboy: WTF Indeed: It's a matter of business. Black dudes buy a lot of porn, mormons don't.

The mormons download it.

It turns out that by every measure, the state of Utah is the highest per-capital consumer of online porn.

[www.boxturtlebulletin.com image 300x275]

Subscriptions? Well, at least they're paying for it, you cheap bastards.

You cheap, dirty, filthy bastards.

I'll be right back.


What idiots still subscribe to porn?
 
2012-10-11 04:04:26 PM  

ox45tallboy: WTF Indeed: It's a matter of business. Black dudes buy a lot of porn, mormons don't.

The mormons download it.

It turns out that by every measure, the state of Utah is the highest per-capital consumer of online porn.

[www.boxturtlebulletin.com image 300x275]


You know what I learned from that chart?

Lots of people in Utah and Alabama don't have broadband service.
 
2012-10-11 04:04:59 PM  

hutchkc: Kibbler: Lando Lincoln: It is entirely possible that Romney is one of the few men in this country that has never seen porn. He probably whacks off to investment reports or his bank account statements.

Um, you know which state in the nation uses the most internet bandwidth for porn, right?

The more squeaky-clean the guy looks, the more he's fap-fap-fapping it behind closed doors. Every time.



not only that but they are into the really freaky shiat like furries, lady-boys, and watersports.


I really don't want to know what the WBC congregation is into >.>
 
2012-10-11 04:10:58 PM  

wildcardjack: Lots of people in Utah and Alabama don't have broadband service.


That's Mississippi.
 
2012-10-11 04:14:35 PM  
Other things that are absolutely true:

- Baptists don't drink alcohol
- Methodists attend service every Sunday without fail
- Lutherans don't have pot-luck dinners or play cards
 
2012-10-11 04:15:21 PM  
 
2012-10-11 04:15:28 PM  

Cletus C.: A2M poll.


Hey now, none of your fetishes~!
 
2012-10-11 04:17:13 PM  
ox45tallboy:
The mormons download it.

It turns out that by every measure, the state of Utah is the highest per-capital consumer of online porn.

I live in Salt Lake. There's at least one billboard offering help with pornography addiction on my commute home. "Save Your Marriage!" it says. "Treatment that Works!" right next to a photo of a happy white couple.I also see a lot of billboards advertising plastic surgery. Draw your own conclusions about the relationship between those.
 
2012-10-11 04:19:58 PM  

jayhawk88: wildcardjack: Lots of people in Utah and Alabama don't have broadband service.

That's Mississippi.


In Mississippi it's that the few who have service don't have any money left for premium.
 
2012-10-11 04:21:45 PM  

Rwa2play: B-b-but Jenna Jameson picked Romney~!

/Yeah Yeah Yeah
//She's been used more than a comode
///On and off-screen


I'm not sure how relevant this is, but IIRC, she has never done any inter-racial scenes. Coincidence???
 
2012-10-11 04:22:06 PM  
Obama will take all the boners he can get right now
 
2012-10-11 04:26:58 PM  
Makes sense, given how much the porn industry hated bush.
 
2012-10-11 04:27:34 PM  

wildcardjack: jayhawk88: wildcardjack: Lots of people in Utah and Alabama don't have broadband service.

That's Mississippi.

In Mississippi it's that the few who have service don't have any money left for premium.


Does not matter, they rely on cousins for nudity
 
2012-10-11 04:31:55 PM  

d23: Rwa2play: B-b-but Jenna Jameson picked Romney~!

/Yeah Yeah Yeah
//She's been used more than a comode
///On and off-screen

She's been used AS a commode a few times.


Yeah, goes with the territory I guess.
 
2012-10-11 04:33:29 PM  

EyeBallStu: Rwa2play: B-b-but Jenna Jameson picked Romney~!

/Yeah Yeah Yeah
//She's been used more than a comode
///On and off-screen

I'm not sure how relevant this is, but IIRC, she has never done any inter-racial scenes. Coincidence???


Probably afraid of getting hollowed out.
 
2012-10-11 04:38:07 PM  

ox45tallboy: WTF Indeed: It's a matter of business. Black dudes buy a lot of porn, mormons don't.

The mormons download it.

It turns out that by every measure, the state of Utah is the highest per-capital consumer of online porn.

[www.boxturtlebulletin.com image 300x275]


Mississippi, too? Didn't they just get that thar fancy interwebs last week?
 
2012-10-11 04:43:14 PM  

monoski: wildcardjack: jayhawk88: wildcardjack: Lots of people in Utah and Alabama don't have broadband service.

That's Mississippi.

In Mississippi it's that the few who have service don't have any money left for premium.

Does not matter, they rely on cousins for nudity


You're thinking of Arkansas. Here in Mississippi we go for our sisters
 
2012-10-11 04:56:30 PM  

Headso: The last thing group would want in power would be the american taliban if you are a porn guy.


Au contraire. Remember the Meese commission? The porn industry does.

The only thing to come out of it was the requirement to keep ID/age records at a physical address, which had to be listed in the credits or otherwise with the content. That shut out million of (pardon the phrase) "mom and pop producers" and kept the porn industry intact.

Like abortion, they'll never be able to completely ban it, because SCOTUS. But they'll reduce the distribution and make it more expensive: nice gift to the industry.
 
2012-10-11 04:57:52 PM  
While I'm not female or gay, it kinda seems like Obama is more the kind of guy that people without a really specific kink might want to have sex with. Thoughtful, in good shape, gainfully employed, good with kids, always actually takes your concerns seriously, rich from writing a book instead of from firing people and other various evil....

Sorta provides a stronger basis for a roleplay thing with wide appeal, i.e. something worth more money to filmmakers.
 
2012-10-11 04:58:34 PM  
Why would this be a surprise to anyone? Romney has already committed to essentially destroying the porn industry. Obviously, the porn industry isn't a fan.
 
2012-10-11 05:04:50 PM  

born_yesterday: Subscriptions? Well, at least they're paying for it, you cheap bastards.

You cheap, dirty, filthy bastards.

I'll be right back.


No kidding. Who the fark pays for porn?
 
2012-10-11 05:06:25 PM  

wildcardjack: You know what I learned from that chart?

Lots of people in Utah and Alabama don't have broadband service.


So each state has like one guy with 2000+ subscriptions.

Makes sense, I guess.
 
2012-10-11 05:07:36 PM  

hiker9999: Mississippi, too? Didn't they just get that thar fancy interwebs last week?


It says "per thousand", so I guess if they have one subscription amongst all 50 broadband subscribers, it kind of screws up the average.
 
2012-10-11 05:08:43 PM  

flux: "Treatment that Works!" right next to a photo of a happy white couple.


Let me guess: they're above average in the looks department.
 
2012-10-11 05:13:20 PM  

MisterRonbo: "mom and pop producers"


www.lowbird.com
 
2012-10-11 05:18:30 PM  

bk3k: Probably because Romney has promised to crusade against porn. Gee why would they hate him?

One of the same reason I do.

I think more people need to know about Romney's anti-porn pledge. An awful lot of those middle aged white men who support Romney rely heavily on porn because they are married and thus do no get laid.

Actually lots of people consume porn - including all the slackers who don't think there is any reason to vote.


Yep, he'll take their money though.
 
2012-10-11 05:36:57 PM  
News flash: you can get lots and lots (and lots) or porn online for free.

So as best I can guess, the only reason you *subscribe* is that you're in to:

a) A really specific fetish, so you can get tons of content in one place (Garanimals-wearing albino midgets, anyone?)

b) Want it in HD/3D/Smell-O-Vision/etc.

Any other reasons I'm missing?

So it isn't that people in Utah watch more porn than everyone else. They're either much more likely to be in to some weird stuff (NTTAWWT) or they just really love putting it up on the big flatscreen in the living room.

Hmmm, which of those is more likely, hmmmm....
 
2012-10-11 05:37:18 PM  

Jim_Callahan: While I'm not female or gay, it kinda seems like Obama is more the kind of guy that people without a really specific kink might want to have sex with. Thoughtful, in good shape, gainfully employed, good with kids, always actually takes your concerns seriously, rich from writing a book instead of from firing people and other various evil....

Sorta provides a stronger basis for a roleplay thing with wide appeal, i.e. something worth more money to filmmakers.


You certainly proved you're not gay if you think those are important considerations for having sex. A relationship, perhaps.
 
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