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2012-10-11 02:19:40 PM  
5 votes:
I put beans in my chili.

Deal with it.
2012-10-11 06:15:54 PM  
3 votes:

Almet: pasta


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2012-10-11 03:16:35 PM  
3 votes:

Sapper_Topo: moogrum: I don't even think you HAVE a recipe for chili.

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I can't read that. What's that at the bottom? Is it your chili recipe?
2012-10-11 02:28:25 PM  
3 votes:
countrystore.tabasco.com
2012-10-11 02:24:56 PM  
3 votes:

Shostie: DIE, HERETIC!


I suppose you drain the tuna before you put it in too?

Do you even know what chili is supposed to be?
2012-10-11 03:04:58 PM  
2 votes:

Epicedion: Sapper_Topo: Hmm do I post the recipe for "Southwest

This is going to be green or white and full of corn, isn't it?


Absolutely NOT! Its true chili... Chili is serious business. Every time I enter a chili cookoff and I see some jackhole with a "White chicken Curry Chili" I want to slam their head in a car door.
2012-10-11 03:03:31 PM  
2 votes:

Epicedion: EatenTheSun: No beans.

Fine. Barbecue is a noun. Stop calling grilling barbecue, and we're good.


What about hamburger barbecue made in a crock pot?
2012-10-11 03:01:12 PM  
2 votes:

EatenTheSun: Look, it's in the official rules. No beans.

http://www.chili.org/rules.html


You can't, like, "own" chili man.
2012-10-11 02:53:53 PM  
2 votes:

Lucky LaRue: Did you guys know that the whole "real chilli doesn't have beans" debate was started by a man who, after going to jail for murdering a cook-off competitor in a fit of rage, was tested with an 65 IQ?

/ True story


Bull puckies. Nobody in Texas has an IQ that high.
2012-10-11 02:20:46 PM  
2 votes:

Rev.K: I put beans in my chili.

Deal with it.


DIE, HERETIC!
2012-10-11 07:36:53 PM  
1 vote:
FARK CHILI

1 portion meat OR substitute (optional). Why? Because FARK YOU, that's why.
1 portion hot OR mild substance (optional). Why? Because FARK YOU, that's why.
1 portion beer (optional). Why? Because FARK YOU, that's why.
1 portion some kind of beans (optional). Why? Because FARK YOU, that's why.
any amount of any other ingredients (optional). Why? Because FARK YOU, that's why.

/ FARK YOU
// Yes, YOU
2012-10-11 07:10:44 PM  
1 vote:
That's odd...I see many recipes for bean soup, but none for chili.
2012-10-11 07:05:37 PM  
1 vote:
imageshack.us

NO beans you unclean infidels! NO spaghetti! NO rice! A fatwa on all of you!
2012-10-11 06:53:08 PM  
1 vote:
Just to troll a bit Cincinnati "Skyline" Chili

delicious-cooks.com 

Link
2012-10-11 05:46:03 PM  
1 vote:
www.tvgasm.com
2012-10-11 05:28:09 PM  
1 vote:

EatenTheSun: Look, it's in the official rules. No beans.

http://www.chili.org/rules.html


Lol, silly Texans.

No chili contestant may discharge firearms or use any pyrotechnics or explosives at a chili cookoff. Contestants discharging firearms and/or using explosives or other pyrotechnics will be disqualified from the chili cookoff.  

blogs.houstonpress.com
2012-10-11 02:55:49 PM  
1 vote:
I use lamb marinated in Lea and Perrins with a shake of white pepper.
2012-10-11 02:52:10 PM  
1 vote:
Did you guys know that the whole "real chilli doesn't have beans" debate was started by a man who, after going to jail for murdering a cook-off competitor in a fit of rage, was tested with an 65 IQ?

/ True story
2012-10-11 02:50:07 PM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: I put six different kinds of beans in mine - then laugh heartily at the thought of some Texan feeling a disturbance in the force (and sharting his britches).


I laugh about you calling that chili.
2012-10-11 02:28:45 PM  
1 vote:
My wife likes beans in her chili. I say that sh*t is just filler, meant to keep me from filling my body with meat.
2012-10-11 02:26:31 PM  
1 vote:
I'm here to evangelize for the CHILI UNIFICATION PROJECT.

It's a movement to recognize that all chili is equal under the eyes of the deity or non-deity of your choice.

Beans? No beans?

It doesn't matter.

What matters is that we have chili in all its wonderful forms.

And whatever they think that crap they eat in Cincinnati is, it isn't chili.
 
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