SirTanon: "We can't have pieces of chicken falling out of the sky"
Isildur: A pullet surprise?
Wild Eyed and Wicked: Several years ago, my trainer had a bunch of damned chickens in his barn. One night I was riding and, as my horse and I were coming around a corner on the far end of the barn, a chicken flew up - it was at eye level with the horse when we turned the corner. He jumped, spun around and kinda bucked at the same time my body kept making the turn, which slammed me into a stall and the onto the ground...damned chickens left after that incident. Oh, and no helmet and I was riding English.
zabadu: You know some idiot is putting raw chickens through a wood chipper somewhere out there.
jsteiner78: Riding horses is weird - riding any animal is weird. I mean, WTF -
SteelDraco: For my next trick... anvils!
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