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(Patch)   You ever have one of those days where you're just trying to snatch a purse, but one thing leads to another and before you know it you're dead in a ditch in a stolen car? No, me neither   (patch.com) divider line 27
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2012-10-11 03:58:32 PM  
 
2012-10-11 04:18:33 PM  
Well the good news is that you'll only have one day like that.
 
2012-10-11 04:34:47 PM  
I hate when that happens
 
2012-10-11 06:26:59 PM  
"...don't wind up dead in a ditch in a stolen car, switch from Cable to DirecTV."

(actually don't. direcTV sucks)
 
2012-10-11 06:27:02 PM  
It's happened to me twice this week.


/I got better
 
2012-10-11 06:30:15 PM  
I hope the truck didn't suffer too much.
 
2012-10-11 06:30:24 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well the good news is that you'll only have one day like that.


unless it's groundhog day, then it really sucks.
 
2012-10-11 06:31:27 PM  
well, that's that

www.tvparty.com
 
2012-10-11 06:32:08 PM  
FARK needs a Darwin tag.
 
2012-10-11 06:35:45 PM  

Rattlehead: I hope the truck didn't suffer too much.


It was put out of it's misery.
 
2012-10-11 06:43:08 PM  
The better news is, it was a great episode of COPS.
 
2012-10-11 06:43:30 PM  
Was his Obama phone OK?
 
2012-10-11 06:43:34 PM  
Sounds like a commercial for DirectTV
 
2012-10-11 06:50:51 PM  
www.ambilogo.com
 
2012-10-11 06:51:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well the good news is that you'll only have one day like that.


But boy what a day it'll be!
 
2012-10-11 06:55:13 PM  
Still alive!
 
2012-10-11 06:58:11 PM  
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right in the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon your gonna be dead

/John tried to warn you, biatch
 
2012-10-11 07:01:11 PM  
[well bye.jpg]
 
2012-10-11 07:07:57 PM  
www.bustedmugshots.com

You gonna get inconvenienced...
 
2012-10-11 07:10:11 PM  

Silly Jesus: Was his Obama phone OK?


-10/10
 
2012-10-11 07:14:34 PM  
Man Breaks Into House, Steals Car, Wrecks it, Dies

Now that's a headline. No fuss, No fancy, No cutsieness
Just straight to the point -FAIL
 
2012-10-11 07:24:24 PM  

Gyrony: Silly Jesus: Was his Obama phone OK?

-10/10


home.comcast.net
 
2012-10-11 07:54:12 PM  
Love the last line of the article.

"The investigation continues."

I'm pretty sure dude wrapped that one up all on his own.
 
TWX
2012-10-11 07:54:55 PM  
No, never had one of those days. I paid attention in school and got a good tech job, so I don't have to resort to that sort of thing.
 
2012-10-11 08:11:50 PM  

TWX: No, never had one of those days. I paid attention in school and got a good tech job, so I don't have to resort to that sort of thing.


Well aren't you special.
 
2012-10-12 02:08:30 AM  
Hey, at least it saved the state the money to send this idiot through the judicial system.
 
2012-10-12 09:47:40 AM  
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