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(Daily Mail)   Guy in prison complains that his wife has been ignoring him for two years, gets released and goes home to find her waiting on the couch. Mummified   ( divider line
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2012-10-11 02:50:02 PM  
3 votes:
How do you reach such a sad point in your life that a judge tells your neighbors the rotting corpse smell coming from your apartment is probably from your lack of hygiene, not an actual rotting corpse.

Also, how do you reach such a sad point in your life that you live in such a shiathole that the landlord doesn't forcibly evict tenants whose hygiene is so bad it smells like a rotting corpse?
2012-10-11 02:43:38 PM  
3 votes:
She was dead so long that bandages just started sprouting forth around her, and her organs hopped on out through various orifices and encasing themselves in clay jars?

Or, is it really me who doesn't know what the word mummified means, rather than TFA?
2012-10-11 03:18:31 PM  
1 vote:
With helpful picture of what a mummy might look like Full Size
2012-10-11 03:08:34 PM  
1 vote:
I can't believe Spain's privacy laws are so strict, no one could enter the place for a "Wellness Check" for over 2 years, and technically the husband did not have the right to enter the premises because he had been out of contact with her.
2012-10-11 02:52:34 PM  
1 vote:
It was not until her husband, on leave from prison,

you've been good. Take a weekend off. Just promise you'll come back
2012-10-11 02:51:11 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: I bet the make-up sex was...disturbing.

I'm disturbed that that is the first thing you thought of.
2012-10-11 02:49:14 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

Wow, she was even wrapped up like a mummy.
They find some cool treasure in there with her?
I'm so going to that exhibition when it comes to the states.
2012-10-11 02:47:08 PM  
1 vote:
Spanish prisoner comes home to find the mummified body of his wife inside

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Sounds like that criminal conviction and sentence long con

2012-10-11 02:43:18 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know if "mummified" really applies here. Mummification is sort of a special process or a result of unique conditions a corpse is kept in.
2012-10-11 01:23:36 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, what do ya know! Released from two prisons in one day.
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