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(Daily Mail)   Guy in prison complains that his wife has been ignoring him for two years, gets released and goes home to find her waiting on the couch. Mummified   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2012-10-11 01:23:36 PM  
Hey, what do ya know! Released from two prisons in one day.
 
2012-10-11 01:42:36 PM  
I bet the make-up sex was...disturbing.
 
2012-10-11 01:49:53 PM  
So the good news is, you weren't really cheating on her with all those guys after all.
 
2012-10-11 02:31:03 PM  
NORMAN!
 
2012-10-11 02:41:37 PM  
That's what happens when you have an affair with Imhotep.
 
2012-10-11 02:41:41 PM  
Cue up the "I waited for you" pics...
 
2012-10-11 02:43:07 PM  
Hope she had the decency to clean the house before she croaked.
 
2012-10-11 02:43:18 PM  
I don't know if "mummified" really applies here. Mummification is sort of a special process or a result of unique conditions a corpse is kept in.
 
2012-10-11 02:43:38 PM  
She was dead so long that bandages just started sprouting forth around her, and her organs hopped on out through various orifices and encasing themselves in clay jars?

Or, is it really me who doesn't know what the word mummified means, rather than TFA?
 
2012-10-11 02:43:52 PM  
The question is, did he still hit that?
 
2012-10-11 02:44:45 PM  
what have I, what have I,what have I, done to have her mummify
 
2012-10-11 02:44:58 PM  
Decay: The woman had been dead for so long her body had mummified (file photo)

Really, Daily Mail? Are you sure she wasn't just Egyptian, and planned things well in advance?
 
2012-10-11 02:45:45 PM  
They must not ever had children. She probably is a good mummy though.
 
2012-10-11 02:46:05 PM  
Since the court ruled that the husband had no right to enter the premises, does that mean that he goes back to jail?
 
2012-10-11 02:46:22 PM  
Lazy biatch.
 
2012-10-11 02:47:02 PM  
With a picture of what a mummy might look like...
 
2012-10-11 02:47:08 PM  
Spanish prisoner comes home to find the mummified body of his wife inside

content.internetvideoarchive.com

Sounds like that criminal conviction and sentence was....one long con

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-10-11 02:47:26 PM  
So, it's ok if his best friend dates her now, right?
 
2012-10-11 02:48:15 PM  
They used a "file photo" of a mummy? Not that's journalism!
 
2012-10-11 02:49:14 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Wow, she was even wrapped up like a mummy.
They find some cool treasure in there with her?
I'm so going to that exhibition when it comes to the states.
 
2012-10-11 02:49:22 PM  

serial_crusher: She was dead so long that bandages just started sprouting forth around her, and her organs hopped on out through various orifices and encasing themselves in clay jars?

Or, is it really me who doesn't know what the word mummified means, rather than TFA?


Well, a body can become "mummified" due to the climate it is kept in. Although that would be more accurately described as "dessication". It is unlikely that this woman's apartment was arid enough to make her corpse dessicated.
 
2012-10-11 02:50:02 PM  
How do you reach such a sad point in your life that a judge tells your neighbors the rotting corpse smell coming from your apartment is probably from your lack of hygiene, not an actual rotting corpse.

Also, how do you reach such a sad point in your life that you live in such a shiathole that the landlord doesn't forcibly evict tenants whose hygiene is so bad it smells like a rotting corpse?
 
2012-10-11 02:51:11 PM  

gopher321: I bet the make-up sex was...disturbing.


I'm disturbed that that is the first thing you thought of.
 
2012-10-11 02:51:51 PM  
a judge had refused to allow anyone to enter the home due to previous complaints about the woman's hygiene.


So basically the judge would not let anyone go in the house because she was so nasty? WTF am I missing here???
 
2012-10-11 02:52:05 PM  

Treygreen13: I don't know if "mummified" really applies here. Mummification is sort of a special process or a result of unique conditions a corpse is kept in.


Uhhh... yeah! Didn't you see the picture?! duh...
 
2012-10-11 02:52:34 PM  
It was not until her husband, on leave from prison,


you've been good. Take a weekend off. Just promise you'll come back
 
2012-10-11 02:52:36 PM  
So this biatch was so nasty, she smelled like death when she was alive? Excuse me while I hurl into this bucket.
 
2012-10-11 02:53:23 PM  

Gyrfalcon: gopher321: I bet the make-up sex was...disturbing.

I'm disturbed that that is the first thing you thought of.


Just be thankful the guy didn't come home to find his dog dead in front of a daycare center.
 
2012-10-11 02:55:00 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: It was not until her husband, on leave from prison,


you've been good. Take a weekend off. Just promise you'll come back


Doesn't matter. Had sex.
 
2012-10-11 02:56:42 PM  
Is he a descendant of Dr Count Von Cosel by any chance?
 
2012-10-11 02:57:07 PM  
it was argued that not even the husband had authorisation to enter the home


Well, better put her back and leave well enough alone then.
 
2012-10-11 02:57:33 PM  

Treygreen13: I don't know if "mummified" really applies here. Mummification is sort of a special process or a result of unique conditions a corpse is kept in.


Not so "unique". A body will be naturally mummified if the humidity is low enough and there's enough airflow that it's dessicated before it rots.

I'm sure forensic science has quantified the temperature / humidity curve for it to happen.
 
2012-10-11 03:00:10 PM  

serial_crusher: How do you reach such a sad point in your life that a judge tells your neighbors the rotting corpse smell coming from your apartment is probably from your lack of hygiene, not an actual rotting corpse.


If your rotting corpse is producing a rotting corpse smell, then you are probably beyond any "point" in your life, sad or otherwise.
 
2012-10-11 03:00:25 PM  
He was probably thinking, "finally, some butt secks."
 
2012-10-11 03:02:41 PM  
At least he's got an alibi.
 
2012-10-11 03:06:49 PM  
www.abload.de
 
2012-10-11 03:07:20 PM  

serial_crusher: Or, is it really me who doesn't know what the word mummified means, rather than TFA?


It's you.

Mummification can be accidental or intentional. If a body is preserved essentially intact without significant decay, it's considered a mummy. Natural mummies are occasionally found in arid areas (high altitudes, deserts), when buried/covered in dry soil, salt, or other natural desiccant or antibiotic, or in peat bogs where the oxygen level is so low that bacteria can't reproduce.

Decay requires heat, oxygen, and moisture. Remove any one of the 3 and the body won't decay.
 
2012-10-11 03:08:34 PM  
I can't believe Spain's privacy laws are so strict, no one could enter the place for a "Wellness Check" for over 2 years, and technically the husband did not have the right to enter the premises because he had been out of contact with her.
 
2012-10-11 03:10:08 PM  

clyph: Treygreen13: I don't know if "mummified" really applies here. Mummification is sort of a special process or a result of unique conditions a corpse is kept in.

Not so "unique". A body will be naturally mummified if the humidity is low enough and there's enough airflow that it's dessicated before it rots.

I'm sure forensic science has quantified the temperature / humidity curve for it to happen.


I didn't mean to infer that it is impossible for a body to be mummified due to normal circumstances.

However, the Spain Travel Guide from about.com says the high temperature in Madrid in September is somewhere around 85 degrees Fahrenheit, with the low being 55 degrees. Which seems low for dessication to occur so dramatically that the body is "mummified". It does say, however, that Madrid is particularly dry in that period of time, so it is a possibility.

I still think "mummified" is a misnomer here though.
 
2012-10-11 03:10:22 PM  
Now I have Pungent Stench's "Shrunken And Mummified biatch" stuck in my head.
 
2012-10-11 03:11:28 PM  
So she's very quiet. That's a good quality to have in a wife.

/and doesn't say 'no' to sex EVAR
 
2012-10-11 03:13:51 PM  
Mom?
 
2012-10-11 03:15:24 PM  

Treygreen13: clyph: Treygreen13: I don't know if "mummified" really applies here. Mummification is sort of a special process or a result of unique conditions a corpse is kept in.

Not so "unique". A body will be naturally mummified if the humidity is low enough and there's enough airflow that it's dessicated before it rots.

I'm sure forensic science has quantified the temperature / humidity curve for it to happen.

I didn't mean to infer that it is impossible for a body to be mummified due to normal circumstances.

However, the Spain Travel Guide from about.com says the high temperature in Madrid in September is somewhere around 85 degrees Fahrenheit, with the low being 55 degrees. Which seems low for dessication to occur so dramatically that the body is "mummified". It does say, however, that Madrid is particularly dry in that period of time, so it is a possibility.

I still think "mummified" is a misnomer here though.


You're one of those who argues over use of the word "decimated" too, aren't you?
 
2012-10-11 03:15:48 PM  

clyph: Decay requires heat, oxygen, and moisture. Remove any one of the 3 and the body won't decay.


Upon further review, Current Results lists the average humidity in Madrid to be 50% in the month of September. Hardly as arid as one would think you'd require for dessication to occur.
 
2012-10-11 03:16:18 PM  

you are a puppet: Spanish prisoner comes home to find the mummified body of his wife inside

[content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]

Sounds like that criminal conviction and sentence was....one long con

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I am not alone...
 
2012-10-11 03:17:42 PM  
This sounds like the plot of the next Almodovar film.
 
2012-10-11 03:18:31 PM  
With helpful picture of what a mummy might look like 
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2012-10-11 03:21:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: You're one of those who argues over use of the word "decimated" too, aren't you?


Not unless somebody says "literally decimated".

The only reason I bring up the problem with "mummified" here is because they included a photograph of a corpse that has been intentionally mummified. Just like I'd point out the "decimated" thing if the headline was "Real Madrid decimated by injury" and then included this photo:
images.wellcome.ac.uk
 
2012-10-11 03:21:41 PM  
I had a mental image of a desiccated body sitting seductively on the couch in lingerie
 
2012-10-11 03:23:32 PM  
The problems all started when he sent her a first edition, signed Don Budge memoir.....
 
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