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		"Kevin James has a weird profession and a too-hot wife #5" isn't the Oscar contender we all thought it would be (starpulse.com)		14
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Ow! That was my feelings!		2012-10-11 04:20:27 PM

4 votes:

LawPD: One of many truly funny comedians who should have never made the switch to acting.

i.imgur.com

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs		2012-10-11 07:29:25 PM

2 votes:

For the ladies:

bearmythology.files.wordpress.com

Chainsaw Turd Elf		2012-10-11 04:39:26 PM

2 votes:

I would like to read Tigra and Bunny's review of this movie as I know that they both like the boom.

cleveoh		2012-10-12 10:37:27 AM

1 votes:

whither_apophis: Girion47:

Carla Tortelli's daughter is all grown up!

/yeah I'm that old

Bob Newhart founded the impossibly hot tv wife syndrome.

/I'm older

Neondistraction		2012-10-12 05:47:43 AM

1 votes:

Archimedes' Principal:
// Just not willing to stick my dick in crazy.

i2.cdn.turner.com

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

ChrisDe		2012-10-11 08:29:32 PM

1 votes:

Nacho Libre 2: Here Comes the Boom

whither_apophis		2012-10-11 06:30:22 PM

1 votes:

Girion47:

Carla Tortelli's daughter is all grown up!

/yeah I'm that old

tarkus1980		2012-10-11 06:03:54 PM

1 votes:

Rickj: tarkus1980: SweetRoisinDubh: Link

Is it really that unbelievable that he'd get the hot chick? The link above is him with his actual wife. (Sorry, I'm having issues adding the photo for some reason).

To be fair, in real life he's rich and (as far as Hollywood comic actors go) successful. In his movies he always plays dumpy losers but manages to still score the same quality of tail.

What? So things in movies are sometimes exaggerated and don't depict real life? My whole reality is ruined!!

I like to believe the islands in Jurassic Park are real.

carrion_luggage		2012-10-11 04:17:23 PM

1 votes:

Here Comes Unfunny Boom-Boom

olddeegee		2012-10-11 03:04:55 PM

1 votes:

Blart and Zoo Keeper actually amused me, this looks like it really sucks. One real plus about Kevin James films; They're like watching an Adam Sandler movie without having to see Adam Sandler.

Mugato		2012-10-11 01:41:16 PM

1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: sammyk: TheCharmerUnderMe: I almost threw a shoe at the TV when I saw that Selma Hayak was the love interest in the ad.

I feel the same way every time I see one of David Spades leading ladies.

You do realize that David Spade has one of the most impressive dating rap sheets in Hollywood right? No one knows why, but he lands A LOT of hotties.

David Spade dating history

Yeah, David Spade gets girls in real life because he's rich and has the kind of smarmy asshole-ness that a lot of chicks with low self esteem dig, I get that. But Kevin James always plays a dumpy loser with no real charisma yet somehow hooks up with a hot intelligent woman who manages to put up with him. I have to reserve that sort of suspension of disbelief for comic book movies or movies where Russel Brand is supposed to be funny.