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		"Kevin James has a weird profession and a too-hot wife #5" isn't the Oscar contender we all thought it would be (starpulse.com)		13
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sammyk		2012-10-11 01:20:44 PM

3 votes:

TheCharmerUnderMe: I almost threw a shoe at the TV when I saw that Selma Hayak was the love interest in the ad.

I feel the same way every time I see one of David Spades leading ladies.

olddeegee		2012-10-11 03:04:55 PM

2 votes:

Blart and Zoo Keeper actually amused me, this looks like it really sucks. One real plus about Kevin James films; They're like watching an Adam Sandler movie without having to see Adam Sandler.

Mugato		2012-10-11 01:41:16 PM

2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: sammyk: TheCharmerUnderMe: I almost threw a shoe at the TV when I saw that Selma Hayak was the love interest in the ad.

I feel the same way every time I see one of David Spades leading ladies.

You do realize that David Spade has one of the most impressive dating rap sheets in Hollywood right? No one knows why, but he lands A LOT of hotties.

David Spade dating history

Yeah, David Spade gets girls in real life because he's rich and has the kind of smarmy asshole-ness that a lot of chicks with low self esteem dig, I get that. But Kevin James always plays a dumpy loser with no real charisma yet somehow hooks up with a hot intelligent woman who manages to put up with him. I have to reserve that sort of suspension of disbelief for comic book movies or movies where Russel Brand is supposed to be funny.

coco ebert		2012-10-11 12:44:43 PM

2 votes:

I'm sorry, a movie called "Here Comes the Boom" isn't ever going to be a contender for anything but the $2 sales bin at your local Best Buy.

cleveoh		2012-10-12 10:37:27 AM

1 votes:

whither_apophis: Girion47:

Carla Tortelli's daughter is all grown up!

/yeah I'm that old

Bob Newhart founded the impossibly hot tv wife syndrome.

/I'm older

doczoidberg		2012-10-12 08:50:51 AM

1 votes:

I actually saw Here Comes the Boom at a sneak preview the other night.
A coworker won tickets from a radio station and gave them to me.

The movie was much better than I thought it would be. Kinda cheesy, but not so much so that I had to dismiss it.

Not too bad for a family film, really.

brap		2012-10-11 09:14:03 PM

1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: I'll just leave this here

[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x637]

I didn't know this was even possible but that somehow manages to merge the concepst of "thong" and "granny undies."

ChrisDe		2012-10-11 08:29:32 PM

1 votes:

Nacho Libre 2: Here Comes the Boom

tarkus1980		2012-10-11 05:25:13 PM

1 votes:

SweetRoisinDubh: Link

Is it really that unbelievable that he'd get the hot chick? The link above is him with his actual wife. (Sorry, I'm having issues adding the photo for some reason).

To be fair, in real life he's rich and (as far as Hollywood comic actors go) successful. In his movies he always plays dumpy losers but manages to still score the same quality of tail.

SweetRoisinDubh		2012-10-11 05:09:44 PM

1 votes:

Link

Is it really that unbelievable that he'd get the hot chick? The link above is him with his actual wife. (Sorry, I'm having issues adding the photo for some reason).