Salma Hayek as a nurse? If there is enough requisite clevage, this may be on many a farker's DVR in a year or two...

One of many truly funny comedians who should have never made the switch to acting.

Here Comes Unfunny Boom-Boom

I'll just leave this here

LawPD: One of many truly funny comedians who should have never made the switch to acting.

Kevin James? Meh,,,

This thread needs more Salma Hayek..



 

/hot
//a man can always dream..

And uniforms, don't forget uniforms. Kevin James will never turn down a scrip[t where he gets to wear a uniform.

I would like to read Tigra and Bunny's review of this movie as I know that they both like the boom.

fark you, Kevin James. This is now an "implausible fictional Kevin James spouses" thread.

There's a place in the world for movies like this. Why does every movie have to be a metaphysical trip through the human soul? It's a silly movie about a failing school (something people can relate to) with an interesting premise on how to raise money. Sure, it's not something I'd queue up around the corner to see and it won't win at Cannes, but I'm sure that it's got a few chuckles along the way and I bet it doesn't take itself too seriously. I don't think Kevin James is out there trying to tell people it's the movie of the decade. It's escapism more than art, and that seems okay...

/welcometofark.jpg
//I like KJ
///Dollar theaters rule

jazz710: //I like KJ

Get a rope.

I heard RemIni is a Scientologist. And the whole fat thing, yeah...
Like a lot of guys, I've found myself watching old eps of KoQ for one damn reason, though.

'That's a spicy-a meatball!'

Link

Is it really that unbelievable that he'd get the hot chick? The link above is him with his actual wife. (Sorry, I'm having issues adding the photo for some reason).

I missed the part where they said Salma's character was his wife. Can someone point that out?

Oh, subby was wrong? huh.

Klippoklondike: One Bad Apple: I'm really hoping this movie plays up Bas Rutten more than Kevin James

Bas is the man. More people must embrace El Guapo.

Punk Payback is by far one of the most entertaining things on television.

"A little shove and my old pal Newton does the rest."

SweetRoisinDubh: Link

Is it really that unbelievable that he'd get the hot chick? The link above is him with his actual wife. (Sorry, I'm having issues adding the photo for some reason).

There'$ $omething about Kevin Jame$ that make$ him attractive.

tarkus1980: SweetRoisinDubh: Link

Is it really that unbelievable that he'd get the hot chick? The link above is him with his actual wife. (Sorry, I'm having issues adding the photo for some reason).

To be fair, in real life he's rich and (as far as Hollywood comic actors go) successful. In his movies he always plays dumpy losers but manages to still score the same quality of tail.

What? So things in movies are sometimes exaggerated and don't depict real life? My whole reality is ruined!!

One Bad Apple: I'm really hoping this movie plays up Bas Rutten more than Kevin James

"I don't know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure it's covered in my next book."

/Bas is comedy gold
//and a hell of a good guy

indarwinsshadow: I'll just leave this here

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Dem hips

Not sure which is lower, my expectations for that movie or the writing quality of that review.

czetie: Not sure which is lower, my expectations for that movie or the writing quality of that review.

It was geared for a specific audience... just like the movie it was halfheartedly slamming.

Okoboji: czetie: Not sure which is lower, my expectations for that movie or the writing quality of that review.

It was geared for a specific audience... just like the movie it was halfheartedly slamming.

Except the specific audience for the movie wants little more than popcorn flick fun, while the specific audience for the review seems to have some forty foot soapbox on which to insult and demean everyone who doesn't think indecipherable indie film you've never seen in an extinct language is the epitome of cinema.

One is harmless, the other needs to be shot.

/it's a popcorn movie
//Yes, it's farking stupid, that's THE WHOLE POINT

whither_apophis: Girion47:

Carla Tortelli's daughter is all grown up!

/yeah I'm that old

I had a major crush on her in Saved By The Bell, we can be old together.

Mugato: Oh come on, Salma Hayek?

Mugato: Oh come on, Salma Hayek?

All I wanted to say. Oh yeah, this--I like David Spade. So there. And there is nothing wrong with my self ex-teem.

From Wikipedia:

Personal life

On June 19, 2004, James married actress Steffiana de la Cruz.[13] Their first child, daughter Sienna-Marie, was born 2005. Their second daughter, Shea Joelle, was born 2007, she was named after the ballpark Shea Stadium.[14] They welcomed their first son and third child, Kannon Valentine, 2011. 

Steffiana De La Cruz

First step to being able to date someone is just being able to meet them. It's not necessarily that guys like Kevin James or David Spade have anything particularly special going on, it's just that they're in the sort of jobs and social circles where one meets famous attractive women. Eventually you'll find the ones that know they can get any attractive guy and are more interested in the ones who can make them laugh and feel comfortable.

/Being rich doesn't hurt, of course. The blow-them-out-of-the-water first date is easier to pull off when you're willing to blow 50k

Doesn't hurt that by all accounts he's a decent guy who does what's required in his job, shows up on time, doesn't act like an ass on the job and so forth. You hear a lot that directors would rather work with someone like that than someone who might be great but also acts like an ass all the time. (Daniel Day Lewis might be intense and way into the part while on set, but never seems like he's an ass about it.)

For the ladies:

Their second daughter, Shea Joelle, was born 2007, she was named after the ballpark Shea Stadium

WTF?