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(Buzzfeed)   Fourteen beloved children's characters turned into stripperific Halloween costumes. Yes, THAT costume made the list. (Not a slideshow)   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 36
    More: Silly, Halloween, DaniMarie, Halloween costume, Lorax  
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26845 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Oct 2012 at 1:40 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-11 01:44:37 PM
7 votes:

talulahgosh: Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'

THIS


This one looks like she skinned the Lorax and is wearing him as a suit:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

... in which case, Cookie Hunter did it better:
www.geekologie.com
2012-10-11 01:42:39 PM
6 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
Sluttershy?
2012-10-11 02:05:21 PM
4 votes:

Maechyll: Never really consider buttfarking the Grinch before. But now...


I know. I think that outfit made me grow 3 sizes.
2012-10-11 01:42:13 PM
4 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Ladies, if you're not going to dress like a slut the other 364 days in the year, don't bother on the 365th.

Either commit to sluttiness, or don't bother.


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Ladies, feel free to slut it up anytime you want to.
2012-10-11 02:43:02 PM
2 votes:
and it grew and grew and grew
to the size of ten men, plus two


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2012-10-11 02:33:51 PM
2 votes:
I was disappointed there was no Raggedy Ann--if you wear a Raggedy Ann costume and carry pebbles in your mouth, you can tell people you're a dirty cotten rock sucker.
2012-10-11 02:06:18 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

The only real pony costume
2012-10-11 11:31:18 AM
2 votes:
please have the lorax please have the lorax please have the lorax

*clicks link*

YES!
2012-10-12 06:15:25 AM
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: I will say I moderately agree with this. There are a few GLARING exceptions to this rule, who I think have been, in the past, politely asked to stop because they were farming the nerds for cash and it was disruptive to entire threads.

They were good people, and I enjoyed the 'not AW' posts they made, but the AW stuff really did kill things or lock down threads. Even Dirk couldn't save 'em, bless his soul.


I know who you're talking about, and even her, a self-admitted AW, I think was not doing anything out of line or being "disruptive" in any way... She made threads better, without fail... The fact that hundreds of idiots posted nothing but "BIE? EIP!" over and over in every thread she appeared in is not her fault... Do you blame Dirk for all the similar people in this thread asking for the pics he took? Is he being a "disruptive" AW? I certainly don't think so... And, "farming the nerds for cash"? Huh, you mean like maybe charging $5 a month to get a special tag next to your name? Or, how about selling funny t-shirts and junk from the handy ads to the right of your screen? What horrible behavior, indeed... Who would do such a shameful thing?
2012-10-11 11:30:11 PM
1 votes:

LLGames: This is now a dice porn thread.


imageshack.us

"OOOHHHHHH!"
2012-10-11 09:37:01 PM
1 votes:

theewhiterhino: DirkTheDaring: spamalope: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84:

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Hot Nerd chicks too! =]

For the record, rushthatsqueeks does not represent the majority opinion. You were contributing to the conversation.

Given the topic of this story, even actual AWing behavior wouldn't count in this thread. It's a story about slutty outfits! How can showing or talking about slutty outfits be wrong here?

Very well said! If you don't like it, Alt+F4 will solve your problem.

/subby

Are you still feeling generous? Because my EIP is awaiting your bounty. Thanks


Check your email, friendo.
2012-10-11 08:47:48 PM
1 votes:

spamalope: DirkTheDaring:
Can I hop on the wagon? My UltraFark email needs some lovin'...

You're now on the list. Check your email.

Sweet, BIE thread! (EIP!) lol.


Welcome to Dirk's List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen. Check your mail.
2012-10-11 08:21:00 PM
1 votes:

MediaAreAllHacks: No little red riding hood??


i46.tinypic.com

I don't see the appeal.
2012-10-11 07:09:38 PM
1 votes:

Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe


worse?

foamers.net
2012-10-11 06:39:22 PM
1 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

I approve...
2012-10-11 06:26:02 PM
1 votes:

RobSeace: kiwimoogle84: I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

"Attention Whore!" is the battle cry of the pathetic Internet loser... As if any of us are posting here in a public thread hoping to be ignored... If we didn't want attention, we'd all be reading the farking newspaper and yelling at the cat or something... By posting in an Internet forum, desire for attention is implied... But, how the fark that ever became considered a bad thing by some people, I have no idea... Well, of course, it's only a bad thing if you're female; you're all expected to STFU and let us men do the talking!


Yes sir.

You want mustard on the sammich?
2012-10-11 05:37:12 PM
1 votes:

DirkTheDaring: rushthatspeaks: Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?

rushthatspeaks: Despite all my blustering about attention whores this does look fun. How was permission granted to do this in public though?

After that thinly veiled insult, you really think I'm inclined to answer your questions?


BURN
2012-10-11 05:14:47 PM
1 votes:

DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.


Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?
2012-10-11 04:48:30 PM
1 votes:
Shalloween.
2012-10-11 04:16:46 PM
1 votes:

kcfarker: He's not lyin'.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 516x394]


Guess I need to find that video tonight
2012-10-11 04:06:27 PM
1 votes:
They called that a pony costume?

This is a pony costume.

fc07.deviantart.net
2012-10-11 03:43:41 PM
1 votes:

fregniacciaro: DirkTheDaring: I'm pretty sure I sent emails to everyone who asked. If I missed anyone, please send me an email.

Is that Ron Jeremy in the background?


Yes indeed! He hosts the event every year.
2012-10-11 03:30:24 PM
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.


We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.
2012-10-11 03:26:08 PM
1 votes:

Lollipop165: I hope I don't fall into ICP territory


Definitely not ICP territory
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 02:42:04 PM
1 votes:
I speak for the wood, and yes it would

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2012-10-11 02:29:59 PM
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.


Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.
2012-10-11 02:10:39 PM
1 votes:
Of course the Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Bright are the best, since they're just slutty versions of their actual attire. The rest of them are just odd (in the ways pointed out).

/I also love that cookie monster hunter one. I actually want to ask her out.
//And no, I don't mean bang. Presumably she is interesting and has a good sense of humor.
///but yes, also bang.
2012-10-11 02:08:07 PM
1 votes:

Your Boss: Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(

It's never too late to make new memories.

THIS idea right here.


The plan is Elvira this year. Epic combination birthday/Halloween party planned. I'll post pictures, promise.
2012-10-11 02:03:44 PM
1 votes:

TaterTot_HotDish: I am in favor of EVERYONE dressing slutty for Halloween!

Guys, why don't you ever get in on the fun?


I donmt have the legs.
2012-10-11 02:01:50 PM
1 votes:
I am in favor of EVERYONE dressing slutty for Halloween!

Guys, why don't you ever get in on the fun?
2012-10-11 01:57:36 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: tamsnod27: NORMAL red blooded males will NOT complain, nor some very cool females. The occasional basement dweller...eh...what are you going to do, not like they are ever near an actual female, so this is how they complain.

It's just all over the internet, whine whine whine whine whine.


...I don't understand. Are you implying people use the internet for something other then spreading hatred and bitterness?

That doesn't make sense.
2012-10-11 01:52:57 PM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'


It reminded me of back in the day when dressing up like Frankenstein's monster meant strapping a plastic apron over your front that had a picture of Frankenstein's monster. Ah, those days were more razor bladey.
2012-10-11 01:44:57 PM
1 votes:
Can we please stop complaining about women in skimpy outfits???
2012-10-11 01:25:29 PM
1 votes:
Ladies, if you're not going to dress like a slut the other 364 days in the year, don't bother on the 365th.

Either commit to sluttiness, or don't bother.
2012-10-11 11:34:21 AM
1 votes:

Makh: I know someone who dresses like the cheshire cat costume most times of the year.


Did she just escape from Kentucky?
2012-10-11 11:29:45 AM
1 votes:
My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

imageshack.us 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)
 
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