kiwimoogle84: DirkTheDaring: LLGames: This is now a dice porn thread.[imageshack.us image 570x568]"OOOHHHHHH!"Dice? Here's mine.[farm9.staticflickr.com image 375x500]But nice ADC reference."Hickory dickory dock.This dame was sucking my c**k.The clock struck two,I blew my goo,Then dropped her off down on the neck block. OHH!"
jltaylor: Well, she did start pimping out her pay porn site.
kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?21. Didn't get dice until 23 though.
LLGames: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?21. Didn't get dice until 23 though.Damn, that's rather surprising. I would've figured you got your N-card punched in your teens, or at least closer to the start of college than the end.
jltaylor: eh... I think I'll listen to the nice tall woman.have some dice porn:
kiwimoogle84: I've been playing MTG since 1996.
RobSeace: jltaylor: Well, she did start pimping out her pay porn site.She had a single link in her profile... She wasn't spamming the URL in threads or anything! You think no other users have a link to a site that makes them money in their profiles? I know for a fact many do... In fact, I know of one right offhand who links to a site that's much more credibly called a "porn site" than hers was (and yes, featuring porn videos of that user for sale on the site)... That user still exists unbanned and their profile remains unmolested...The amazon wish list was bad enough,Why? Lots of people also have one of those in their profile...but I think that's what put it way over the line.What line? Why?Why she didn't manage to come back and contribute after that, I don't know.Because she was farking perma-banned from ever posting pics! And, just generally treated like shiat by the modmins, who vandalized her profile for no good reason... She was treated unfairly for doing the same things lots and lots of other users here do all the damn time... That's the simple fact of the situation...Maybe somebody should have sat her down and told her that the thing about being an AW is you are paid in Attention. If you're being paid in actual goods or cash, well, the Attention part of AW doesn't apply anymore.Clever... I guess all of us who work any job and get paid in cash are whores, too? Silly me, I thought it required farking someone else for cash!But, even if she were an honest-to-goodness prostitute (of which there exists at least one other Fark user!), who gives a shiat? Why is that grounds for kicking her out, taking away her image posting privs, defacing her profile, and just generally coming down on her unfairly for "offenses" that everyone else on the site gets away with every damn day?
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