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2012-10-11 11:21:21 AM
I know someone who dresses like the cheshire cat costume most times of the year.
 
2012-10-11 11:29:45 AM
My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

imageshack.us 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)
 
2012-10-11 11:31:18 AM
please have the lorax please have the lorax please have the lorax

*clicks link*

YES!
 
2012-10-11 11:33:28 AM
What the hell are we gonna do with all the leftover Electra costumes.

/Meh.. put em in the closet, I hear that there is a ninja turtles thing coming up soon.
 
2012-10-11 11:34:21 AM

Makh: I know someone who dresses like the cheshire cat costume most times of the year.


Did she just escape from Kentucky?
 
2012-10-11 11:46:33 AM
Doncha just love Slutoween?
 
2012-10-11 12:10:48 PM
The Lorax can chop down my hardwood any day.
 
2012-10-11 12:28:06 PM
I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'
 
2012-10-11 12:35:55 PM

Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'


THIS
 
2012-10-11 01:25:29 PM
Ladies, if you're not going to dress like a slut the other 364 days in the year, don't bother on the 365th.

Either commit to sluttiness, or don't bother.
 
2012-10-11 01:41:22 PM
Someone help me out. Subs picked a website that is blocked here at work.
 
2012-10-11 01:42:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Ladies, if you're not going to dress like a slut the other 364 days in the year, don't bother on the 365th.

Either commit to sluttiness, or don't bother.


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Ladies, feel free to slut it up anytime you want to.
 
2012-10-11 01:42:35 PM

DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)



Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk
 
2012-10-11 01:42:39 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
Sluttershy?
 
2012-10-11 01:43:04 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/10/10/17/enhanced- buzz-5708-1349904508-0.jpg


something something something Pork
 
2012-10-11 01:43:19 PM

Makh: I know someone who dresses like the cheshire cat costume most times of the year.


Maybe not the Cheshire cat but I used to work at a place where this one girl who worked the phones wore cat ears all the time. It was kind of amusing.
 
2012-10-11 01:44:12 PM
List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(
 
2012-10-11 01:44:37 PM

talulahgosh: Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'

THIS


This one looks like she skinned the Lorax and is wearing him as a suit:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

... in which case, Cookie Hunter did it better:
www.geekologie.com
 
2012-10-11 01:44:57 PM
Can we please stop complaining about women in skimpy outfits???
 
2012-10-11 01:45:46 PM

kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.


The list is beloved children's characters. Although Jessica Rabbit is quite beloved, she was more for the adults.
 
2012-10-11 01:46:22 PM
Never really consider buttfarking the Grinch before. But now...
 
2012-10-11 01:47:00 PM

kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.


Pics or it didn't...

kiwimoogle84: Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(


GODDAMMITSOMUCH!
 
2012-10-11 01:47:45 PM
i.imgur.com

Classic
 
2012-10-11 01:48:04 PM
don't me wrong I love a pair of legs, but it's lazy to make EVERY female halloween costume a short skirt... some are just a skirt with a silly hat or a mask or something to make it a "costume" so what's the point? a girl can where a skirt to a party any time of the year, so how about something a little more creative for this holiday eh?

/gf bought a 'top gun' outfit this year though, not complaining
 
2012-10-11 01:48:54 PM

give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk


For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.
 
2012-10-11 01:49:35 PM
Theaetetus

kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

The list is beloved children's characters. Although Jessica Rabbit is quite beloved, she was more for the adults


Well, that WAS only a PG movie.

And I think she's better known than The Lorax. I didn't even know that book existed until I was too old for it. I knew all the other Seuss classics though, just missed that one.
 
2012-10-11 01:51:09 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Can we please stop complaining about women in skimpy outfits???


NORMAL red blooded males will NOT complain, nor some very cool females. The occasional basement dweller...eh...what are you going to do, not like they are ever near an actual female, so this is how they complain.
 
2012-10-11 01:51:29 PM
You can find all these at the Girl's Costume Warehouse.

(including Frog)
 
2012-10-11 01:52:16 PM

tamsnod27: NORMAL red blooded males will NOT complain, nor some very cool females. The occasional basement dweller...eh...what are you going to do, not like they are ever near an actual female, so this is how they complain.


It's just all over the internet, whine whine whine whine whine.
 
2012-10-11 01:52:37 PM

TheOriginalEd: [i.imgur.com image 450x600]

Classic


The blue lipstick really makes that costume.
 
2012-10-11 01:52:57 PM

Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'


It reminded me of back in the day when dressing up like Frankenstein's monster meant strapping a plastic apron over your front that had a picture of Frankenstein's monster. Ah, those days were more razor bladey.
 
2012-10-11 01:54:44 PM

Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'


It barely qualifies as a Ben Cooper/Collegeville costume.
 
2012-10-11 01:57:36 PM

Tat'dGreaser: tamsnod27: NORMAL red blooded males will NOT complain, nor some very cool females. The occasional basement dweller...eh...what are you going to do, not like they are ever near an actual female, so this is how they complain.

It's just all over the internet, whine whine whine whine whine.


...I don't understand. Are you implying people use the internet for something other then spreading hatred and bitterness?

That doesn't make sense.
 
2012-10-11 01:57:43 PM

Theaetetus: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

The list is beloved children's characters. Although Jessica Rabbit is quite beloved, she was more for the adults.


Gianna Michaels once wore the outfit.

Err....so I'm told.
 
2012-10-11 01:57:46 PM

kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(


Well now I am just sad!!!
 
2012-10-11 01:59:30 PM

Tat'dGreaser: tamsnod27: NORMAL red blooded males will NOT complain, nor some very cool females. The occasional basement dweller...eh...what are you going to do, not like they are ever near an actual female, so this is how they complain.

It's just all over the internet, whine whine whine whine whine.


Maybe it's all fake whining... I loves me some 'outrage about hottie Halloween outfits' threads.(no pun intended).

/whine away!
//but needs more pics so I can be enraged as well!
///Halloween slashies!
 
2012-10-11 01:59:50 PM

kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(


It's never too late to make new memories.
 
2012-10-11 02:00:41 PM
I hate this trend. I went looking for costumes for my 14 year old. Almost all of them in her size range were 'sexy'. Not only is that inappropriate for a young teen, but for chrissake it is COLD in Michigan at the end of October.
 
2012-10-11 02:01:44 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Can we please stop complaining about women in skimpy outfits???


I don't know what empty chair you're shouting at, but we're not necessarily saying women should stop wearing miniskirts and wear costumes on Halloween instead.
Maybe we're saying as long as it's not a costume at all, wear the miniskirt every other day of the year and don't wear anything on Halloween.

/ Wait. . . maybe I worded that wrong. . . lemme check. . .
// Nope. . . I think I got that right
 
2012-10-11 02:01:50 PM
I am in favor of EVERYONE dressing slutty for Halloween!

Guys, why don't you ever get in on the fun?
 
2012-10-11 02:03:04 PM
Found a couple safe ones I can post:
imageshack.usimageshack.us

Took these pics in July 2010
 
2012-10-11 02:03:17 PM

Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'


Reminds me of the 80s apron costumes where you wore a plastic apron with a pic of what you were supposed to be and a cheap mask.
 
2012-10-11 02:03:44 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: I am in favor of EVERYONE dressing slutty for Halloween!

Guys, why don't you ever get in on the fun?


I donmt have the legs.
 
2012-10-11 02:04:38 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: I am in favor of EVERYONE dressing slutty for Halloween!

Guys, why don't you ever get in on the fun?


Because I don't have abs.
 
2012-10-11 02:05:11 PM

trappedspirit: Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'

It reminded me of back in the day when dressing up like Frankenstein's monster meant strapping a plastic apron over your front that had a picture of Frankenstein's monster. Ah, those days were more razor bladey.


Nearly comment twins.
 
2012-10-11 02:05:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Ladies, if you're not going to dress like a slut the other 364 days in the year, don't bother on the 365th.

Either commit to sluttiness, or don't bother.


Nooooo

This is the one day a year that woman can dress like this and not be shamed. That hot girl you always wanted to see in a slutty outfit - Halloween's your chance!
 
2012-10-11 02:05:21 PM

Maechyll: Never really consider buttfarking the Grinch before. But now...


I know. I think that outfit made me grow 3 sizes.
 
2012-10-11 02:05:37 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(

It's never too late to make new memories.


THIS idea right here.
 
2012-10-11 02:05:48 PM

BattleFrenchie28: ...I don't understand. Are you implying people use the internet for something other then spreading hatred and bitterness?

That doesn't make sense.


Porn and hatred, that's it

MoronLessOff: Gianna Michaels once wore the outfit.

Err....so I'm told.


Link or you're a liar
 
2012-10-11 02:05:51 PM

Theaetetus: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

The list is beloved children's characters. Although Jessica Rabbit is quite beloved, she was more for the adults.


Ok then how about Hello Nurse
 
2012-10-11 02:05:58 PM
All were kinda meh. And the Pink Ranger one looks like 60s Carnaby Street.
 
2012-10-11 02:06:18 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

The only real pony costume
 
2012-10-11 02:06:41 PM
I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe
 
2012-10-11 02:06:55 PM

Theaetetus: talulahgosh: Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'

... in which case, Cookie Hunter did it better:
[www.geekologie.com image 450x600]


GAH Just beaten.
 
2012-10-11 02:07:11 PM

Tat'dGreaser: MoronLessOff: Gianna Michaels once wore the outfit.

Err....so I'm told.

Link or you're a liar


I'm at work. You'll have to wait.
 
2012-10-11 02:07:14 PM

DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.


EIP!
 
2012-10-11 02:07:35 PM

Kit Fister: TaterTot_HotDish: I am in favor of EVERYONE dressing slutty for Halloween!

Guys, why don't you ever get in on the fun?

I donmt have the legs.


MoronLessOff:

Because I don't have abs.

Yeah, but do you have the arms? Maybe the chest? Come on, don't you read Cosmo? You've got to highlight your best features!
 
2012-10-11 02:07:51 PM

MoronLessOff: I'm at work. You'll have to wait.


Damnit, same here
 
2012-10-11 02:08:07 PM

Your Boss: Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(

It's never too late to make new memories.

THIS idea right here.


The plan is Elvira this year. Epic combination birthday/Halloween party planned. I'll post pictures, promise.
 
2012-10-11 02:08:18 PM
At this rate I fully expect Futurama to do a Slutoween episode next year.
 
2012-10-11 02:08:21 PM

Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe


How you doin'?
 
2012-10-11 02:09:31 PM

kiwimoogle84: The plan is Elvira this year. Epic combination birthday/Halloween party planned. I'll post pictures, promise.


I await anxiously.
 
2012-10-11 02:10:17 PM

kiwimoogle84: Your Boss: Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(

It's never too late to make new memories.

THIS idea right here.

The plan is Elvira this year. Epic combination birthday/Halloween party planned. I'll post pictures, promise.


*gulp*
 
2012-10-11 02:10:39 PM
Of course the Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Bright are the best, since they're just slutty versions of their actual attire. The rest of them are just odd (in the ways pointed out).

/I also love that cookie monster hunter one. I actually want to ask her out.
//And no, I don't mean bang. Presumably she is interesting and has a good sense of humor.
///but yes, also bang.
 
2012-10-11 02:10:40 PM

Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe


Prove it?
 
2012-10-11 02:11:30 PM
Ugh, my local paper posting a gallery of costumes from last year's zombie pub crawl, and one was this huge-tittied chick in a zombie nurse outfit, but they didn't give her name!
 
2012-10-11 02:14:19 PM
Why can't we have an ABBY from NCIS?
 
2012-10-11 02:14:41 PM

Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'


my thoughts exactly. spot-on.
 
2012-10-11 02:15:12 PM
I approve of this concept and endorse the idea whole heartedly. The skimpier the outfits the better. Come as nudists, if it makes you happy. That's a cheap costume.
 
2012-10-11 02:15:46 PM

Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe


The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.
 
2012-10-11 02:15:59 PM

kiwimoogle84: Your Boss: Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(

It's never too late to make new memories.

THIS idea right here.

The plan is Elvira this year. Epic combination birthday/Halloween party planned. I'll post pictures, promise.


Marking my calendar ;}
 
2012-10-11 02:16:39 PM

give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.


How happy could he be with no legs?
 
2012-10-11 02:16:52 PM
I wonder if they make a "Sexy Johnny Human-Torch"?
 
2012-10-11 02:18:05 PM

SuperChuck: give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.

How happy could he be with no legs?


Her dog wants Pringles.
 
2012-10-11 02:19:42 PM

DirkTheDaring: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

Prove it?


No, no, no...like this:
EIP.
 
2012-10-11 02:19:52 PM
patton oswalt:

You're inside me right now....you're walking around tonight in my skin"
 
2012-10-11 02:20:13 PM
Speaking of slutoween, how about these that AA is throwing at me, thanks farkads!
img-cdn.mediaplex.com
 
2012-10-11 02:20:24 PM

give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.


What's the bet on how long before a wishlist appears there? Then how long before men's clothing items appear on said list?
 
2012-10-11 02:20:33 PM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 02:20:47 PM

cig-mkr: Why can't we have an ABBY from NCIS?


That's a matter of off the shelf components and tattooing.
 
2012-10-11 02:22:10 PM
I remember in 1st grade one of my classmates had one of those cheap store bought costumes of rainbow brite with the mask and the plastic apron. The eyeholes in the mask were cut into rainbow brite's forehead. That was the scariest thing I saw that halloween. I used to think those store bought costumes meant your parents didn't care about you. I made my halloween costumes with my mom every year, in retrospect it was probably because we were poor.

I still prefer making my halloween costumes. This year I plan on being this. You would probably have to live in Indianapolis to get it though.
 
2012-10-11 02:23:15 PM

give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

EIP!


OK, I just sent you a little over 80 pics.
 
2012-10-11 02:23:49 PM

blatz514: Someone help me out. Subs picked a website that is blocked here at work.


http://hidemyass.com/

/lot's of stuff blocked at work
//but not this
///go figure
 
2012-10-11 02:23:50 PM

Teambaylagoon: Speaking of slutoween, how about these that AA is throwing at me, thanks farkads!
[img-cdn.mediaplex.com image 300x250]



Are all of those costumes literally "whore"?
 
2012-10-11 02:24:24 PM

Gramma: I hate this trend. I went looking for costumes for my 14 year old. Almost all of them in her size range were 'sexy'. Not only is that inappropriate for a young teen, but for chrissake it is COLD in Michigan at the end of October.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-10-11 02:25:22 PM

flyinghouse99: This year I plan on being this


If you're lit up and animated, that's pretty cool.
 
2012-10-11 02:26:38 PM

Teambaylagoon: Speaking of slutoween, how about these that AA is throwing at me, thanks farkads!
[img-cdn.mediaplex.com image 300x250]


yeah I clicked the link and now I have ads for $300 slutty costumes. Something to look at at least.
 
2012-10-11 02:26:50 PM

Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe


No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)
 
2012-10-11 02:29:59 PM

give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.


Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.
 
2012-10-11 02:30:38 PM
Before doing the slutty thing was what every girl did, most of my friends were verging on the slutty territory on Halloween. But we mostly made our outfits ourselves. Then sometime in the early 2000's suddenly the slutty thing was EVERYWHERE. I had a good time back in the day though dressing it up for Slut-O-Ween. But now you can't escape it. I don't want to dress like a streetwalker for Halloween anymore but that's pretty much the only costumes out there nowadays.

Anyways, if I had to pick between these, I'd probably go with Cheshire Cat or Ursula.
 
2012-10-11 02:32:50 PM
A slutty dress with a stupid little cookie monster eyes "tiara" does not a costume make.
 
2012-10-11 02:32:57 PM
Strawberry Shortcake: yes
The Grinch: Yes
Rainbow Brite: YES

Ninja Turtle: kjasdryhvs v,as5uryfdsb
 
2012-10-11 02:33:51 PM
I was disappointed there was no Raggedy Ann--if you wear a Raggedy Ann costume and carry pebbles in your mouth, you can tell people you're a dirty cotten rock sucker.
 
2012-10-11 02:34:58 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I was disappointed there was no Raggedy Ann--if you wear a Raggedy Ann costume and carry pebbles in your mouth, you can tell people you're a dirty cotten rock sucker.


work better as Raggedy Andy
 
2012-10-11 02:35:19 PM

flyinghouse99: I still prefer making my halloween costumes. This year I plan on being this. You would probably have to live in Indianapolis to get it though.


I'm thinking of just doing sugar skull face painting this year. Not particularly creative but I'll be the first to admit I've lost my edge on Halloween.

I think that means it is just about time to start having children so I can make them dress up in awesome costumes.
 
2012-10-11 02:35:24 PM

Gramma: I hate this trend. I went looking for costumes for my 14 year old. Almost all of them in her size range were 'sexy'. Not only is that inappropriate for a young teen, but for chrissake it is COLD in Michigan at the end of October.


Yeah... It's like the costume manufacturers decided that Halloween costumes are for slutty parties instead of actual trick-or-treating.

I wish we could go back to the days when a mini skirt, stockings and skimpy top with a character printed on it was NOT considered a "costume".

I'm not complaining about more flesh showing. I'm complaining about the "costumes" not actually having any real costume elements.

Also, Halloween costumes USED TO BE about being scary. Now it's all pop culture.
 
2012-10-11 02:35:25 PM

DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.


Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?
 
2012-10-11 02:35:57 PM

MoronLessOff: flyinghouse99: This year I plan on being this

If you're lit up and animated, that's pretty cool.


I bought 30 feet of orange LEDs, but I plan on doing the dancing myself.

/does the dance
 
2012-10-11 02:36:07 PM

Anastacya: Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.


You look like a biatch.

that was a joke
 
2012-10-11 02:36:34 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I was disappointed there was no Raggedy Ann--if you wear a Raggedy Ann costume and carry pebbles in your mouth, you can tell people you're a dirty cotten rock sucker.


...I was raggedy Ann for Halloween a few years back...

Not a slutty one though. I was pretty covered. I actually do have a picture of that one though.
 
2012-10-11 02:36:48 PM
This year I'm dressing up as a grumpy shotgun-packing dad of a teenage girl.
 
2012-10-11 02:36:50 PM

Lollipop165: I'm thinking of just doing sugar skull face painting this year.


With one of those flowing Spanish dresses. Could be very nice. Props to you!
 
2012-10-11 02:37:46 PM

The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)


Lol just updated it.
 
2012-10-11 02:38:21 PM

flyinghouse99: MoronLessOff: flyinghouse99: This year I plan on being this

If you're lit up and animated, that's pretty cool.

I bought 30 feet of orange LEDs, but I plan on doing the dancing myself.

/does the dance


Nice!
 
2012-10-11 02:38:55 PM

Anastacya: give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.

Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.


You have nice eyes.
 
2012-10-11 02:38:56 PM

Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.


And your point is made very....very clear.
 
2012-10-11 02:39:08 PM

Anastacya: give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.

Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.


Well, you are indeed busty, and I, for one ,thank our new busty overlords
/or something...
 
2012-10-11 02:40:56 PM
I've seen The Grinch dozens of times. I don't remember it having such a nice ass.
 
2012-10-11 02:41:08 PM

AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?


You just got put on it.
 
2012-10-11 02:42:04 PM
I speak for the wood, and yes it would

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-10-11 02:42:54 PM

kiwimoogle84: Anastacya: give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.

Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.

You have nice eyes.


I like her "eyes" too. *wink*
 
2012-10-11 02:43:02 PM
and it grew and grew and grew
to the size of ten men, plus two


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-10-11 02:43:07 PM

Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.


So close to Columbus, but so far away. I was unaware there was a Painsville in Ohio till today. Though going to Knockemstiff, was a bit of a random adventure.
 
2012-10-11 02:45:43 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anastacya: give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.

Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.

You have nice eyes.

I like her "eyes" too. *wink*


What? I don't pay attention to bewbage. I like teh weeners.
 
2012-10-11 02:45:44 PM

DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.


*Cough cough*

/please?
//I actually am really into photography in general
 
2012-10-11 02:48:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anastacya: give me doughnuts: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

The buzzing sound you just heard was the hit-counter on your profile.

I hope your dog is happy.

Lol, yea, I took down my photos a long time ago to eliminate the attention whoring argument. But I think I will upload a pic now just to satiate the arguments.

You have nice eyes.

I like her "eyes" too. *wink*

What? I don't pay attention to bewbage. I like teh weeners.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-11 02:50:26 PM

DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.


Would you add me too please? TYVM
 
2012-10-11 02:51:36 PM

Karate Explosion: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

*Cough cough*

/please?
//I actually am really into photography in general


Your EIP came back with a big fat FAIL stamped on it.
 
2012-10-11 02:54:45 PM

trappedspirit: Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'

It reminded me of back in the day when dressing up like Frankenstein's monster meant strapping a plastic apron over your front that had a picture of Frankenstein's monster. Ah, those days were more razor bladey.


Juel1979: Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'

Reminds me of the 80s apron costumes where you wore a plastic apron with a pic of what you were supposed to be and a cheap mask.


I remember it well. Those weren't terribly inspired either, but at least they usually came with a shiatty mask.
 
2012-10-11 02:58:05 PM
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k
etc
 
2012-10-11 03:01:00 PM
@DirkTheDaring, Feel free to send pics this way too! (EIP)
Looks like I'm in you're neck of the woods. Tell me something epic like that took place around here and I somehow missed it!
 
2012-10-11 03:01:02 PM

Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.


And boom goes the profile counter

:)
 
2012-10-11 03:01:20 PM
Doesn't it seem wrong to be sexualizing characters associated with children? Downright creepy to me. Normally I like the slutty costumes.
 
2012-10-11 03:03:36 PM

fregniacciaro: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

Would you add me too please? TYVM


I'm gonna chime in on this desperation train too - EIP.
 
2012-10-11 03:06:42 PM

thiscantbeit: @DirkTheDaring, Feel free to send pics this way too! (EIP)
Looks like I'm in you're neck of the woods. Tell me something epic like that took place around here and I somehow missed it!


It took place in Indiana.
YHM
 
2012-10-11 03:08:07 PM
I kind of want the rainbow brite costume...

/zombie Amy Winehouse. Beehive, f*** me pumps, ripped top and excessive stage blood.
 
2012-10-11 03:09:10 PM

DirkTheDaring: Karate Explosion: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

*Cough cough*

/please?
//I actually am really into photography in general

Your EIP came back with a big fat FAIL stamped on it.


Weird. I sent you a note with primary email address. Thanks, look forward to checking out pics
 
2012-10-11 03:16:30 PM
The problem is not that these "sexy Halloween costumes" exist.

It's that woman are FORCED to wear them, year after year.

Oh wait, that doesn't happen.

Never mind, then. Continue to let women choose to wear what they want to wear, and let companies offer things that actually sell.
 
2012-10-11 03:19:53 PM

DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.


You still got my email?
 
2012-10-11 03:20:25 PM

MoronLessOff: Lollipop165: I'm thinking of just doing sugar skull face painting this year.

With one of those flowing Spanish dresses. Could be very nice. Props to you!


I've never done face painting before. I hope I don't fall into ICP territory when I try out the sugar skull painting!
 
2012-10-11 03:22:22 PM

Saborlas: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

You still got my email?


I sure do. I might put together another set of ZIP files.
 
2012-10-11 03:23:40 PM
Hey Dirk, while you're sending out e-mails of Batgirl, I do have EIP. 8)

Thanks in advance.
 
2012-10-11 03:23:50 PM

Lollipop165: MoronLessOff: Lollipop165: I'm thinking of just doing sugar skull face painting this year.

With one of those flowing Spanish dresses. Could be very nice. Props to you!

I've never done face painting before. I hope I don't fall into ICP territory when I try out the sugar skull painting!


I don't think you'll have that problem. I think I have a pinup pic at home with the gal in a sugar skull face paint...or maybe it's in one of my tattoo mags. If I can find it I'll post it, maybe give you a little inspiration.
 
2012-10-11 03:26:08 PM

Lollipop165: I hope I don't fall into ICP territory


Definitely not ICP territory
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-11 03:28:14 PM

The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)


Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.
 
2012-10-11 03:30:24 PM

kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.


We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.
 
2012-10-11 03:37:05 PM

kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination
 
2012-10-11 03:37:44 PM
Those were ridiculous.
 
2012-10-11 03:40:01 PM

kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.
 
2012-10-11 03:40:45 PM
I'm pretty sure I sent emails to everyone who asked. If I missed anyone, please send me an email.
 
2012-10-11 03:41:29 PM

Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination


I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?
 
2012-10-11 03:41:51 PM

DirkTheDaring: I'm pretty sure I sent emails to everyone who asked. If I missed anyone, please send me an email.


Is that Ron Jeremy in the background?
 
2012-10-11 03:43:19 PM

kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination

I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?


Everyone gets a tiny giraffe?
 
2012-10-11 03:43:41 PM

fregniacciaro: DirkTheDaring: I'm pretty sure I sent emails to everyone who asked. If I missed anyone, please send me an email.

Is that Ron Jeremy in the background?


Yes indeed! He hosts the event every year.
 
2012-10-11 03:45:27 PM

kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination

I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?


As long as they are reasonable, I don't have a problem.
Whatcha want? A State? Access to the big red button? Free beer? Shall we all travel in tubes? Wanna have someone knocked off or a bunch of people sent to "explore" the Sun?
 
2012-10-11 03:46:43 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination

I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?

Everyone gets a tiny giraffe?


Maybe. I'll have the scientists work on it.
 
2012-10-11 03:49:51 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination

I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?

Everyone gets a tiny giraffe?


opulence. we haz it.
 
2012-10-11 03:51:52 PM

Apok451: kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination

I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?

As long as they are reasonable, I don't have a problem.
Whatcha want? A State? Access to the big red button? Free beer? Shall we all travel in tubes? Wanna have someone knocked off or a bunch of people sent to "explore" the Sun?


Yes, no more rich people...or poor people...I've gotta work on that.

We'll LEAD AS TWO KINGS!

Oh, this ain't the politics tab. If you really wanna know how I could fix this country in five easy steps, EIP.
 
2012-10-11 03:52:03 PM

Tat'dGreaser: BattleFrenchie28: ...I don't understand. Are you implying people use the internet for something other then spreading hatred and bitterness?

That doesn't make sense.

Porn and hatred, that's it

MoronLessOff: Gianna Michaels once wore the outfit.

Err....so I'm told.

Link or you're a liar


He's not lyin'.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-11 03:52:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: Your Boss: Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(

It's never too late to make new memories.

THIS idea right here.

The plan is Elvira this year. Epic combination birthday/Halloween party planned. I'll post pictures, promise.


Giggity. BTW, how did you pull off the multiple you shot in your profile? Is that photoshop or in-camera multiple exposure?
 
2012-10-11 03:54:20 PM

DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

EIP!

OK, I just sent you a little over 80 pics.


WOOT! Thanks, dude.
 
2012-10-11 03:56:40 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: Your Boss: Mr. Cat Poop: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(

It's never too late to make new memories.

THIS idea right here.

The plan is Elvira this year. Epic combination birthday/Halloween party planned. I'll post pictures, promise.

Giggity. BTW, how did you pull off the multiple you shot in your profile? Is that photoshop or in-camera multiple exposure?


I have a photographer friend. He took a picture of my empty apartment, then without moving the camera at all, took 8 different pics, and photoshopped them all together. Yeah, I love that picture :)
 
2012-10-11 03:58:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination

I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?

As long as they are reasonable, I don't have a problem.
Whatcha want? A State? Access to the big red button? Free beer? Shall we all travel in tubes? Wanna have someone knocked off or a bunch of people sent to "explore" the Sun?

Yes, no more rich people...or poor people...I've gotta work on that.

We'll LEAD AS TWO KINGS!

Oh, this ain't the politics tab. If you really wanna know how I could fix this country in five easy steps, EIP.


Hit me with em. I'm always up for good ideas.

/and I promise not to poison your wine.
 
2012-10-11 04:02:53 PM
Family Guy Dr Seuss....

Link
 
2012-10-11 04:06:27 PM
They called that a pony costume?

This is a pony costume.

fc07.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-11 04:08:02 PM

kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: Apok451: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Those dirty bastards!!! I hates them all. Not to mention they sound like whiney little biatches. But that just means that they don't get to talk to the cool chicks that are around here.

/Gotta be nice, its not like we are in the politics tab
//I avoid that place since nobody will support me for world domination

I'll join you as long as you are ok with a few minor decrees I'd make.

Anastacya, you gonna join us?

As long as they are reasonable, I don't have a problem.
Whatcha want? A State? Access to the big red button? Free beer? Shall we all travel in tubes? Wanna have someone knocked off or a bunch of people sent to "explore" the Sun?

Yes, no more rich people...or poor people...I've gotta work on that.

We'll LEAD AS TWO KINGS!

Oh, this ain't the politics tab. If you really wanna know how I could fix this country in five easy steps, EIP.


This thread is progressing very strangely
 
2012-10-11 04:12:48 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

How the fark can you dress up in a supposed Cheshire Cat outfit and not bother to even grin when getting your farking picture taken?!?!
 
2012-10-11 04:13:09 PM

DirkTheDaring: Karate Explosion: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

*Cough cough*

/please?
//I actually am really into photography in general

Your EIP came back with a big fat FAIL stamped on it.


Mine wouldn't. pleasethanks
 
2012-10-11 04:16:46 PM

kcfarker: He's not lyin'.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 516x394]


Guess I need to find that video tonight
 
2012-10-11 04:21:13 PM

Tat'dGreaser: kcfarker: He's not lyin'.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 516x394]

Guess I need to find that video tonight


I think I first saw it on spankwire.
 
2012-10-11 04:23:09 PM

MoronLessOff: Tat'dGreaser: kcfarker: He's not lyin'.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 516x394]

Guess I need to find that video tonight

I think I first saw it on spankwire.


Or here (NSFW)
 
2012-10-11 04:36:18 PM

DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.


Where did this take place and at what venue? Can't really strip,in public in America as far as I know.
 
2012-10-11 04:37:07 PM

DirkTheDaring: Karate Explosion: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

*Cough cough*

/please?
//I actually am really into photography in general

Your EIP came back with a big fat FAIL stamped on it.


dd, I also would very much enjoy the master set to these links you dole out in coughs and spurts!
/EIP!
 
2012-10-11 04:45:53 PM

kcfarker: He's not lyin'.



Dude, there's a whole lotta nipple in that pic.

/not complaining, just sayin'
 
2012-10-11 04:48:30 PM
Shalloween.
 
2012-10-11 04:51:59 PM

Juel1979: Relatively Obscure: I don't think a dress with a picture of Kermit on it qualifies as a 'costume.'

Reminds me of the 80s apron costumes where you wore a plastic apron with a pic of what you were supposed to be and a cheap mask.


They're still around. Most of the manufacturer's cost must be in the licensing fee, as the rest probably costs $0.20.
 
2012-10-11 04:52:22 PM

DingleberryMoose: kcfarker: He's not lyin'.

Dude, there's a whole lotta nipple in that pic.

/not complaining, just sayin'


That's a very common misconception. It's actually a rash from the upper portion of her form fitting dress.
 
2012-10-11 04:56:17 PM
Sexy children's characters?

Some suggestions, ladies: 

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 05:05:20 PM

rushthatspeaks: Where did this take place and at what venue? Can't really strip,in public in America as far as I know.


It's an event called Nudes-a-Poppin'. Takes place at the Ponderosa Sun Club, in Roselawn, Indiana. LOTS of fun!
 
2012-10-11 05:07:22 PM

kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Women and ladies don't pine for attention from any male desperate enough to drool over them, bimbos and attention whores do. The internet only makes it easier with controlled anonymity.
 
2012-10-11 05:07:24 PM

kcfarker: DingleberryMoose: kcfarker: He's not lyin'.

Dude, there's a whole lotta nipple in that pic.

/not complaining, just sayin'

That's a very common misconception. It's actually a rash from the upper portion of her form fitting dress.


Common among people who've never seen a breast before and have no idea where the nipple is, apparently...
 
2012-10-11 05:09:44 PM

The Onion is prophetic: [i219.photobucket.com image 80x283]


Why you gotta ty and ruin the thread bro?
 
2012-10-11 05:09:50 PM
what the?

boingboing.net
 
2012-10-11 05:10:34 PM
I see there have been some requests for BIE. That means I would like to submit my request, please and thanks! EIP!

/Notice the TF, gals
//Notice it long and hard
 
2012-10-11 05:14:47 PM

DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.


Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?
 
2012-10-11 05:16:12 PM

kvinesknows: what the?

[boingboing.net image 600x568]


Slip the meat between her buns?
Cover her in special sauce?
There's a good pickup line hiding there.

/of course, her response of "I'm a sexy hamburger! Rowr!" would ruin it
 
2012-10-11 05:21:34 PM

DirkTheDaring: rushthatspeaks: Where did this take place and at what venue? Can't really strip,in public in America as far as I know.

It's an event called Nudes-a-Poppin'. Takes place at the Ponderosa Sun Club, in Roselawn, Indiana. LOTS of fun!


Despite all my blustering about attention whores this does look fun. How was permission granted to do this in public though?
 
2012-10-11 05:25:16 PM

rushthatspeaks: Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?


rushthatspeaks: Despite all my blustering about attention whores this does look fun. How was permission granted to do this in public though?


After that thinly veiled insult, you really think I'm inclined to answer your questions?
 
2012-10-11 05:37:12 PM

DirkTheDaring: rushthatspeaks: Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?

rushthatspeaks: Despite all my blustering about attention whores this does look fun. How was permission granted to do this in public though?

After that thinly veiled insult, you really think I'm inclined to answer your questions?


BURN
 
2012-10-11 05:38:23 PM

ZoeNekros: Of course the Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Bright are the best, since they're just slutty versions of their actual attire.


Actually, those are the actual versions of their actual attire. The only thing "slutty" about them is that they're being worn by a 20 year-old instead of a 6 year-old.
 
2012-10-11 05:52:13 PM

Cheron: Theaetetus: kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

The list is beloved children's characters. Although Jessica Rabbit is quite beloved, she was more for the adults.

Ok then how about Hello Nurse


Red Hot Riding Hood
 
2012-10-11 05:54:14 PM

rushthatspeaks: DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.

Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?


Um, we're talking about decently attractive nerd girls here, who don't necessarily AW, but who, if make our presence even remotely known, get jumped on by our appearance, and ignore our contributions to the conversation at hand.

I know more about D&D 2.0, legend of Zelda, MTG, dark beer, tattos, Star Wars, cult classic movies, and metal music than most men, yet as soon as I offer my opinion, my appearance comes into question.

Why?

I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

How about you stop labeling and start thinking with the head that's not behind a zipper?
 
2012-10-11 05:56:15 PM

kiwimoogle84: rushthatspeaks: DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.

Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?

Um, we're talking about decently attractive nerd girls here, who don't necessarily AW, but who, if make our presence even remotely known, get jumped on by our appearance, and ignore our contributions to the conversation at hand.

I know more about D&D 2.0, legend of Zelda, MTG, dark beer, tattos, Star Wars, cult classic movies, and metal music than most men, yet as soon as I offer my opinion, my appearance comes into question.

Why?

I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

How about you stop labeling and start thinking with the head that's not behind a zipper?


TattoOs. Pardon my not previewing.
 
2012-10-11 06:02:13 PM
Eh, girls using Halloween as an excuse to dress up like a slut has gotten old and is played out. Especially since 95% of the girls who dress up like sluts, are overweight or just ugly.......

/still goes to Athens Halloween.
 
2012-10-11 06:02:24 PM

puckhead: and it grew and grew and grew
to the size of ten men, plus two


[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 256x588]


Technically, the Grinch never wore pants.
 
2012-10-11 06:09:55 PM

DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.


Me too, please??
 
2012-10-11 06:11:37 PM

make_me_some_pie: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

Me too, please??


You lack EIP.
 
2012-10-11 06:19:32 PM

kiwimoogle84: I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.


"Attention Whore!" is the battle cry of the pathetic Internet loser... As if any of us are posting here in a public thread hoping to be ignored... If we didn't want attention, we'd all be reading the farking newspaper and yelling at the cat or something... By posting in an Internet forum, desire for attention is implied... But, how the fark that ever became considered a bad thing by some people, I have no idea... Well, of course, it's only a bad thing if you're female; you're all expected to STFU and let us men do the talking!
 
2012-10-11 06:26:02 PM

RobSeace: kiwimoogle84: I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

"Attention Whore!" is the battle cry of the pathetic Internet loser... As if any of us are posting here in a public thread hoping to be ignored... If we didn't want attention, we'd all be reading the farking newspaper and yelling at the cat or something... By posting in an Internet forum, desire for attention is implied... But, how the fark that ever became considered a bad thing by some people, I have no idea... Well, of course, it's only a bad thing if you're female; you're all expected to STFU and let us men do the talking!


Yes sir.

You want mustard on the sammich?
 
2012-10-11 06:39:22 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

I approve...
 
2012-10-11 06:47:01 PM

DirkTheDaring: make_me_some_pie: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day.

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago:

[imageshack.us image 427x640]

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

Me too, please??

You lack EIP.


But I have eip. ; ) TIA
 
2012-10-11 07:06:14 PM

Maechyll: DirkTheDaring: make_me_some_pie: DirkTheDaring: AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day.

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago:

[imageshack.us image 427x640]

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?

You just got put on it.

Me too, please??

You lack EIP.

But I have eip. ; ) TIA


Check your mail
 
2012-10-11 07:09:38 PM

Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe


worse?

foamers.net
 
2012-10-11 07:12:29 PM

DirkTheDaring: OK, I just sent you a little over 80 pics.


Trick or treat!
/EIP
 
2012-10-11 07:23:26 PM

ConfederatedDunce: DirkTheDaring: OK, I just sent you a little over 80 pics.

Trick or treat!
/EIP


Can you email me from a Gmail or Yahoo acct? Hotmail has a dogshiat attachment limit.
 
2012-10-11 07:54:08 PM
No little red riding hood??
 
2012-10-11 08:21:00 PM

MediaAreAllHacks: No little red riding hood??


i46.tinypic.com

I don't see the appeal.
 
2012-10-11 08:27:05 PM

DirkTheDaring: ConfederatedDunce: DirkTheDaring: OK, I just sent you a little over 80 pics.

Trick or treat!
/EIP

Can you email me from a Gmail or Yahoo acct? Hotmail has a dogshiat attachment limit.


Can I hop on the wagon? My UltraFark email needs some lovin'...
 
2012-10-11 08:31:21 PM

The Onion is prophetic: DirkTheDaring: ConfederatedDunce: DirkTheDaring: OK, I just sent you a little over 80 pics.

Trick or treat!
/EIP

Can you email me from a Gmail or Yahoo acct? Hotmail has a dogshiat attachment limit.

Can I hop on the wagon? My UltraFark email needs some lovin'...


You're now on the list. Check your email.
 
2012-10-11 08:40:12 PM

DirkTheDaring:
Can I hop on the wagon? My UltraFark email needs some lovin'...

You're now on the list. Check your email.


Sweet, BIE thread! (EIP!) lol.
 
2012-10-11 08:47:48 PM

spamalope: DirkTheDaring:
Can I hop on the wagon? My UltraFark email needs some lovin'...

You're now on the list. Check your email.

Sweet, BIE thread! (EIP!) lol.


Welcome to Dirk's List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen. Check your mail.
 
2012-10-11 08:55:02 PM

kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84:

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.



Hot Nerd chicks too! =]

For the record, rushthatsqueeks does not represent the majority opinion. You were contributing to the conversation.

Given the topic of this story, even actual AWing behavior wouldn't count in this thread. It's a story about slutty outfits! How can showing or talking about slutty outfits be wrong here?
 
2012-10-11 08:57:31 PM

kiwimoogle84: rushthatspeaks: DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.

Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?

Um, we're talking about decently attractive nerd girls here, who don't necessarily AW, but who, if make our presence even remotely known, get jumped on by our appearance, and ignore our contributions to the conversation at hand.

I know more about D&D 2.0, legend of Zelda, MTG, dark beer, tattos, Star Wars, cult classic movies, and metal music than most men, yet as soon as I offer my opinion, my appearance comes into question.

Why?

I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

How about you stop labeling and start thinking with the head that's not behind a zipper?


THACO's for wackos.
 
2012-10-11 09:08:32 PM

spamalope: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84:

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Hot Nerd chicks too! =]

For the record, rushthatsqueeks does not represent the majority opinion. You were contributing to the conversation.

Given the topic of this story, even actual AWing behavior wouldn't count in this thread. It's a story about slutty outfits! How can showing or talking about slutty outfits be wrong here?


Very well said! If you don't like it, Alt+F4 will solve your problem.

/subby
 
2012-10-11 09:26:23 PM

Mouser: ZoeNekros: Of course the Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Bright are the best, since they're just slutty versions of their actual attire.

Actually, those are the actual versions of their actual attire. The only thing "slutty" about them is that they're being worn by a 20 year-old instead of a 6 year-old.


Actually, they actually aren't the actual versions of their actual attire, actually. Actually.

/next time do a GIS rather than be confrontational and ignorant in one fell swoop.
 
2012-10-11 09:28:38 PM

DirkTheDaring: spamalope: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84:

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Hot Nerd chicks too! =]

For the record, rushthatsqueeks does not represent the majority opinion. You were contributing to the conversation.

Given the topic of this story, even actual AWing behavior wouldn't count in this thread. It's a story about slutty outfits! How can showing or talking about slutty outfits be wrong here?

Very well said! If you don't like it, Alt+F4 will solve your problem.

/subby


Are you still feeling generous? Because my EIP is awaiting your bounty. Thanks
 
2012-10-11 09:37:01 PM

theewhiterhino: DirkTheDaring: spamalope: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84:

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Hot Nerd chicks too! =]

For the record, rushthatsqueeks does not represent the majority opinion. You were contributing to the conversation.

Given the topic of this story, even actual AWing behavior wouldn't count in this thread. It's a story about slutty outfits! How can showing or talking about slutty outfits be wrong here?

Very well said! If you don't like it, Alt+F4 will solve your problem.

/subby

Are you still feeling generous? Because my EIP is awaiting your bounty. Thanks


Check your email, friendo.
 
2012-10-11 09:38:46 PM
Hey, what's going on in this thread?

/waay too much writing, that's what...
 
2012-10-11 09:44:06 PM

Farty McPooPants: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

/waay too much writing, that's what...


Women like showing off their bodies in sexy costumes on Halloween,

and

I like to take pictures of women showing off their bodies in and out of costumes any time of the year.

that's the long and short of it. 

also I don't mind sharing the pics, since I have permission of the models.
 
2012-10-11 09:47:47 PM

DirkTheDaring: theewhiterhino: DirkTheDaring: spamalope: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84:

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Hot Nerd chicks too! =]

For the record, rushthatsqueeks does not represent the majority opinion. You were contributing to the conversation.

Given the topic of this story, even actual AWing behavior wouldn't count in this thread. It's a story about slutty outfits! How can showing or talking about slutty outfits be wrong here?

Very well said! If you don't like it, Alt+F4 will solve your problem.

/subby

Are you still feeling generous? Because my EIP is awaiting your bounty. Thanks

Check your email, friendo.


Received and being appreciated. Thanks again.

DirkTheDaring: Farty McPooPants: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

/waay too much writing, that's what...

Women like showing off their bodies in sexy costumes on Halloween,

and

I like to take pictures of women showing off their bodies in and out of costumes any time of the year.

that's the long and short of it. 

also I don't mind sharing the pics, since I have permission of the models.


And we're all better for it!
 
2012-10-11 10:11:08 PM

LLGames: kiwimoogle84: rushthatspeaks: DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.

Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?

Um, we're talking about decently attractive nerd girls here, who don't necessarily AW, but who, if make our presence even remotely known, get jumped on by our appearance, and ignore our contributions to the conversation at hand.

I know more about D&D 2.0, legend of Zelda, MTG, dark beer, tattos, Star Wars, cult classic movies, and metal music than most men, yet as soon as I offer my opinion, my appearance comes into question.

Why?

I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

How about you stop labeling and start thinking with the head that's not behind a zipper?

THACO's for wackos.


My 20 sided dice are "poisoned apple" color- green and red with black and gold swirls.

Just put together a brand new half elf bard character.
 
2012-10-11 10:30:37 PM

DirkTheDaring: spamalope: DirkTheDaring:
Can I hop on the wagon? My UltraFark email needs some lovin'...

You're now on the list. Check your email.

Sweet, BIE thread! (EIP!) lol.

Welcome to Dirk's List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen. Check your mail.


Can I join that wonderful list? EIP
 
2012-10-11 10:40:25 PM

areeves79: DirkTheDaring: spamalope: DirkTheDaring:
Can I hop on the wagon? My UltraFark email needs some lovin'...

You're now on the list. Check your email.

Sweet, BIE thread! (EIP!) lol.

Welcome to Dirk's List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen. Check your mail.

Can I join that wonderful list? EIP


Check your mail!
 
2012-10-11 10:54:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.


Hey, I didn't see you until someone dropped a TF freeby on me. You're marked out though. Awesome profile pic. I don't do photography at all, so it impresses me easily. I saw that you posted how it was done, but still damn cool.

RobSeace: kiwimoogle84: I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

"Attention Whore!" is the battle cry of the pathetic Internet loser... As if any of us are posting here in a public thread hoping to be ignored... If we didn't want attention, we'd all be reading the farking newspaper and yelling at the cat or something... By posting in an Internet forum, desire for attention is implied... But, how the fark that ever became considered a bad thing by some people, I have no idea... Well, of course, it's only a bad thing if you're female; you're all expected to STFU and let us men do the talking!


I will say I moderately agree with this. There are a few GLARING exceptions to this rule, who I think have been, in the past, politely asked to stop because they were farming the nerds for cash and it was disruptive to entire threads.

They were good people, and I enjoyed the 'not AW' posts they made, but the AW stuff really did kill things or lock down threads. Even Dirk couldn't save 'em, bless his soul.

But those are very, very rare. It's too easy to scream 'AW' at any attractive female mentoining that they might be, er, an attractive female. Especially in a thread about, wait for it...slutty costumes.
 
2012-10-11 10:58:25 PM

kiwimoogle84: LLGames: kiwimoogle84: rushthatspeaks: DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: kroonermanblack: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: The Dogs of War: Anastacya: I want that Rainbow Brite costume. I'm busty enough to make it look even worse than the model did.

/hehehehe

No pic in your profile, I refuse to believe it

;)

Lol just updated it.

And boom goes the profile counter

:)

Well damn. There are hot chicks on fark.

We've been here forever, it's just we get ridiculed by the Studmen when we come out to play.

Must be a defense mechanism. People mock what they fear, and some dudes are terrified of attractive women.

Or, some men are IRRITATED by attention whoring, from males or females. It just so happens that women make up the bulk of the attention whoring population, tenfold on the internet. Do you know the difference between fear and irritation? Some men were born in a different time than you and don't have Peter Pan syndrome, they can see through the bullshiat clear to the truth. The truth is, shallow women are a turn off to men who don't think with their dicks. A real man can admit this. What are you?

Um, we're talking about decently attractive nerd girls here, who don't necessarily AW, but who, if make our presence even remotely known, get jumped on by our appearance, and ignore our contributions to the conversation at hand.

I know more about D&D 2.0, legend of Zelda, MTG, dark beer, tattos, Star Wars, cult classic movies, and metal music than most men, yet as soon as I offer my opinion, my appearance comes into question.

Why?

I'm not AWing. I'm contributing to a thread. But since I'm female, obviously I'm just in it for attention.

How about you stop labeling and start thinking with the head that's not behind a zipper?

THACO's for wackos.

My 20 sided dice are "poisoned apple" color- green and red with black and gold swirls.

Just put together a brand new half elf bard character.


This is now a dice porn thread.
 
2012-10-11 11:30:11 PM

LLGames: This is now a dice porn thread.


imageshack.us

"OOOHHHHHH!"
 
2012-10-11 11:36:53 PM

SuperChuck: TheOriginalEd: [i.imgur.com image 450x600]

Classic

The blue lipstick really makes that costume.


How do you think she wore him down? ;)
 
2012-10-12 12:17:05 AM

DirkTheDaring: Check your mail


I thank you Sir.
 
2012-10-12 12:21:04 AM
The funny thing is the bronies most assuredly would not find the my little pony outfit hot.
 
2012-10-12 12:21:49 AM
If you just happen to have any room left on that List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen, please feel free to add me to it.
 
2012-10-12 12:48:51 AM

RobSeace: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 278x561]

How the fark can you dress up in a supposed Cheshire Cat outfit and not bother to even grin when getting your farking picture taken?!?!


Just want to ask. How is that tail attached?
 
2012-10-12 12:55:02 AM
Ursula the Sea Witch is a beloved character? That's a scary little girl that wants to dress up as her on Halloween.
 
2012-10-12 01:12:42 AM

DirkTheDaring: MediaAreAllHacks: No little red riding hood??

[i46.tinypic.com image 289x301]

I don't see the appeal.


atlas.kennesaw.edu

A red head that is potentially in to bestiality?
 
2012-10-12 01:35:53 AM
I'm honestly disappointed Smokey Bear didn't make the list.

/don't judge me, you have worse in your "tax files" folder.
 
2012-10-12 03:11:24 AM
Add me to the list if you are still feeling generous Dirk.

EIP

TIA
 
2012-10-12 03:25:16 AM

VR-DD: If you just happen to have any room left on that List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen, please feel free to add me to it.


this

eip
 
2012-10-12 06:15:25 AM

kroonermanblack: I will say I moderately agree with this. There are a few GLARING exceptions to this rule, who I think have been, in the past, politely asked to stop because they were farming the nerds for cash and it was disruptive to entire threads.

They were good people, and I enjoyed the 'not AW' posts they made, but the AW stuff really did kill things or lock down threads. Even Dirk couldn't save 'em, bless his soul.


I know who you're talking about, and even her, a self-admitted AW, I think was not doing anything out of line or being "disruptive" in any way... She made threads better, without fail... The fact that hundreds of idiots posted nothing but "BIE? EIP!" over and over in every thread she appeared in is not her fault... Do you blame Dirk for all the similar people in this thread asking for the pics he took? Is he being a "disruptive" AW? I certainly don't think so... And, "farming the nerds for cash"? Huh, you mean like maybe charging $5 a month to get a special tag next to your name? Or, how about selling funny t-shirts and junk from the handy ads to the right of your screen? What horrible behavior, indeed... Who would do such a shameful thing?
 
2012-10-12 06:47:08 AM
Holy fark, why am I always so late to the beloved BIE threads?

/EIP
// slow news day
 
2012-10-12 07:51:18 AM

DirkTheDaring: LLGames: This is now a dice porn thread.

[imageshack.us image 570x568]

"OOOHHHHHH!"


Dice? Here's mine.

farm9.staticflickr.com

But nice ADC reference.

"Hickory dickory dock.
This dame was sucking my c**k.
The clock struck two,
I blew my goo,
Then dropped her off down on the neck block. OHH!"
 
2012-10-12 08:08:59 AM

kiwimoogle84: DirkTheDaring: LLGames: This is now a dice porn thread.

[imageshack.us image 570x568]

"OOOHHHHHH!"

Dice? Here's mine.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 375x500]

But nice ADC reference.

"Hickory dickory dock.
This dame was sucking my c**k.
The clock struck two,
I blew my goo,
Then dropped her off down on the neck block. OHH!"


I like the green ones. Now I have to try to remember to take a pic of some of mine tonight.

/loves dice
 
2012-10-12 08:16:10 AM
Not wasting my time with requests for BIE, but I really, REALLY want to be put on the list for a tiny giraffe. Seriously folks, EIP.

/tiny elephant is an acceptable replacement for said giraffe
// how many slashies are usually common to fulfill the request?
 
2012-10-12 08:48:13 AM

Kibbles: Not wasting my time with requests for BIE, but I really, REALLY want to be put on the list for a tiny giraffe. Seriously folks, EIP.

/tiny elephant is an acceptable replacement for said giraffe
// how many slashies are usually common to fulfill the request?


I live to serve.

Here you go.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-12 08:48:22 AM

AFKobel: DirkTheDaring: give me doughnuts: DirkTheDaring: My normal NSFW image host is sending me to popup hell, so I'm going to have to find a new one before I can post some fun stripperific pictures.

Even so, this could turn into a fun day. 

For now, I'll just repost this pic that I took a couple years ago: 

[imageshack.us image 427x640] 

(She did not keep the costume on for very long)


Please tell me she kept the boots, cape, and cowl on?

/heads towards bunk

For a time. If you like, I'll send you the pics.

Uh.... is there some sort of mailing list I can get on for this?


If so, I want on too.
 
2012-10-12 09:07:32 AM

kiwimoogle84: Kibbles: Not wasting my time with requests for BIE, but I really, REALLY want to be put on the list for a tiny giraffe. Seriously folks, EIP.

/tiny elephant is an acceptable replacement for said giraffe
// how many slashies are usually common to fulfill the request?

I live to serve.

Here you go.


And I leave satisfied...for now
 
2012-10-12 09:17:41 AM
Now, if only I could get a plate of pikelets, I'd be good for the day
 
2012-10-12 09:52:27 AM

VR-DD: If you just happen to have any room left on that List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen, please feel free to add me to it.


Do you have a Gmail or Yahoo account? Hotmail stinks on ice, especially when it comes to attachment limits.

fnordest: VR-DD: If you just happen to have any room left on that List of People Who Like Nekkid Wimmen, please feel free to add me to it.

this

eip


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 09:53:39 AM

RobSeace: kroonermanblack: I will say I moderately agree with this. There are a few GLARING exceptions to this rule, who I think have been, in the past, politely asked to stop because they were farming the nerds for cash and it was disruptive to entire threads.

They were good people, and I enjoyed the 'not AW' posts they made, but the AW stuff really did kill things or lock down threads. Even Dirk couldn't save 'em, bless his soul.

I know who you're talking about, and even her, a self-admitted AW, I think was not doing anything out of line or being "disruptive" in any way... She made threads better, without fail... The fact that hundreds of idiots posted nothing but "BIE? EIP!" over and over in every thread she appeared in is not her fault... Do you blame Dirk for all the similar people in this thread asking for the pics he took? Is he being a "disruptive" AW? I certainly don't think so... And, "farming the nerds for cash"? Huh, you mean like maybe charging $5 a month to get a special tag next to your name? Or, how about selling funny t-shirts and junk from the handy ads to the right of your screen? What horrible behavior, indeed... Who would do such a shameful thing?


Well said! Especially considering the Fark shop sells a T-Shirt that says "BIE? (EIP)" on it.
 
2012-10-12 10:18:36 AM

DirkTheDaring: RobSeace: kroonermanblack: I will say I moderately agree with this. There are a few GLARING exceptions to this rule, who I think have been, in the past, politely asked to stop because they were farming the nerds for cash and it was disruptive to entire threads.

They were good people, and I enjoyed the 'not AW' posts they made, but the AW stuff really did kill things or lock down threads. Even Dirk couldn't save 'em, bless his soul.

I know who you're talking about, and even her, a self-admitted AW, I think was not doing anything out of line or being "disruptive" in any way... She made threads better, without fail... The fact that hundreds of idiots posted nothing but "BIE? EIP!" over and over in every thread she appeared in is not her fault... Do you blame Dirk for all the similar people in this thread asking for the pics he took? Is he being a "disruptive" AW? I certainly don't think so... And, "farming the nerds for cash"? Huh, you mean like maybe charging $5 a month to get a special tag next to your name? Or, how about selling funny t-shirts and junk from the handy ads to the right of your screen? What horrible behavior, indeed... Who would do such a shameful thing?

Well said! Especially considering the Fark shop sells a T-Shirt that says "BIE? (EIP)" on it.


I've been thinking about getting one of those.
 
2012-10-12 10:22:18 AM

kiwimoogle84: List fails without Jessica Rabbit.

Which I myself have been. But I made my own costume, and wore combat boots with the dress, since I couldn't find any comfy red stilettos that weren't a gazillion dollars.

Unfortunately, no pictures still exist. Sorry. :'(


After viewing your profile...

Well if I can't have a picture of you wearing the dress can I have a picture of you wearing no dress? ~_^

/EIP
 
2012-10-12 10:29:45 AM

flyinghouse99: I remember in 1st grade one of my classmates had one of those cheap store bought costumes of rainbow brite with the mask and the plastic apron. The eyeholes in the mask were cut into rainbow brite's forehead. That was the scariest thing I saw that halloween. I used to think those store bought costumes meant your parents didn't care about you. I made my halloween costumes with my mom every year, in retrospect it was probably because we were poor.

I still prefer making my halloween costumes. This year I plan on being this. You would probably have to live in Indianapolis to get it though.


That always seemed to be so out of place with the rest of Mass Ave. Made a nice landmark for directions, though.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:44 AM

RobSeace: kroonermanblack: I will say I moderately agree with this. There are a few GLARING exceptions to this rule, who I think have been, in the past, politely asked to stop because they were farming the nerds for cash and it was disruptive to entire threads.

They were good people, and I enjoyed the 'not AW' posts they made, but the AW stuff really did kill things or lock down threads. Even Dirk couldn't save 'em, bless his soul.

I know who you're talking about, and even her, a self-admitted AW, I think was not doing anything out of line or being "disruptive" in any way... She made threads better, without fail... The fact that hundreds of idiots posted nothing but "BIE? EIP!" over and over in every thread she appeared in is not her fault... Do you blame Dirk for all the similar people in this thread asking for the pics he took? Is he being a "disruptive" AW? I certainly don't think so... And, "farming the nerds for cash"? Huh, you mean like maybe charging $5 a month to get a special tag next to your name? Or, how about selling funny t-shirts and junk from the handy ads to the right of your screen? What horrible behavior, indeed... Who would do such a shameful thing?


My vote is everything in moderation. In the end, I agree she was treated unfairly.

I try only to contribute to threads anymore- if I have some opinion or knowledge of the subject at hand.
 
2012-10-12 10:51:19 AM
This has turned into a tiny giraffe thread?

/EIP
 
2012-10-12 10:55:01 AM

turboke: This has turned into a tiny giraffe thread?

/EIP


...is that what you young bucks are calling it these days?
 
2012-10-12 11:01:12 AM

turboke: This has turned into a tiny giraffe thread?

/EIP


TGIE?
 
2012-10-12 11:13:27 AM
It's best not to speak of tiny giraffs in anger. They are sensitive and require gentle handling.
 
2012-10-12 11:40:51 AM

kiwimoogle84: RobSeace: kroonermanblack: I will say I moderately agree with this. There are a few GLARING exceptions to this rule, who I think have been, in the past, politely asked to stop because they were farming the nerds for cash and it was disruptive to entire threads.

They were good people, and I enjoyed the 'not AW' posts they made, but the AW stuff really did kill things or lock down threads. Even Dirk couldn't save 'em, bless his soul.

I know who you're talking about, and even her, a self-admitted AW, I think was not doing anything out of line or being "disruptive" in any way... She made threads better, without fail... The fact that hundreds of idiots posted nothing but "BIE? EIP!" over and over in every thread she appeared in is not her fault... Do you blame Dirk for all the similar people in this thread asking for the pics he took? Is he being a "disruptive" AW? I certainly don't think so... And, "farming the nerds for cash"? Huh, you mean like maybe charging $5 a month to get a special tag next to your name? Or, how about selling funny t-shirts and junk from the handy ads to the right of your screen? What horrible behavior, indeed... Who would do such a shameful thing?

My vote is everything in moderation. In the end, I agree she was treated unfairly.

I try only to contribute to threads anymore- if I have some opinion or knowledge of the subject at hand.


I can't speak to how she was handled, but like I said, I enjoyed her commenting on articles as the not-AW-alt. she was smart and funny.

And she didn't do anything overtly wrong. But it doesn't mean she wasn't being disruptive. I'm clearly torn.

And dirks not a good example because this isn't a 1k+ post thread of 500 'bie/eip' and nothing else. There's discussion and pics too.

I won't bring it up again, it wasn't nice or fair, and I shouldn't be a dick.
 
2012-10-12 12:29:48 PM
kiwimoogle84:

>quoting random comment to get attention of certain poster
Btw, that last one was supposed to have a "you seem pretty cool" vibe but now that I'm fully awake it comes off as a little sleezy. Mea culpa.
 
2012-10-12 01:06:58 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: kiwimoogle84:

>quoting random comment to get attention of certain poster
Btw, that last one was supposed to have a "you seem pretty cool" vibe but now that I'm fully awake it comes off as a little sleezy. Mea culpa.


No it's fine haha. I don't brain before coffee either :P
 
2012-10-12 02:00:41 PM

kroonermanblack: And she didn't do anything overtly wrong. But it doesn't mean she wasn't being disruptive. I'm clearly torn.

And dirks not a good example because this isn't a 1k+ post thread of 500 'bie/eip' and nothing else. There's discussion and pics too.


But, that's the thing: she always contributed to the discussion, and especially the pics... The BIE/EIP posters can't be blamed on her just because she happened to be present in the thread (and would often respond to their requests)... If they are the problem, why not ban all them instead? If they are the problem, why jokingly celebrate their existence with a t-shirt available from the Fark Shop, as Dirk pointed out? It seems like the Fark powers that be are trying to have it both ways, and end up punishing an innocent for the actions of others; actions they themselves encourage, no less!

I won't bring it up again, it wasn't nice or fair, and I shouldn't be a dick.

You weren't really... I can understand hating on the folks who post nothing but BIE/EIP and contribute nothing of value to a thread... But, I just can't understand why she got the blame for them... You're not alone in thinking so, but I just don't get it... It's like sending the hot girl to the principal's office because all the boys in class refuse to pay attention and keep hitting on her... All the while high-fiving and joking with the boys about it!
 
2012-10-12 02:13:39 PM

RobSeace: You weren't really... I can understand hating on the folks who post nothing but BIE/EIP and contribute nothing of value to a thread... But, I just can't understand why she got the blame for them... You're not alone in thinking so, but I just don't get it... It's like sending the hot girl to the principal's office because all the boys in class refuse to pay attention and keep hitting on her... All the while high-fiving and joking with the boys about it!


Well, she did start pimping out her pay porn site. The amazon wish list was bad enough, but I think that's what put it way over the line. Why she didn't manage to come back and contribute after that, I don't know.

Maybe somebody should have sat her down and told her that the thing about being an AW is you are paid in Attention. If you're being paid in actual goods or cash, well, the Attention part of AW doesn't apply anymore.
 
2012-10-12 02:19:38 PM

kiwimoogle84: DirkTheDaring: LLGames: This is now a dice porn thread.

[imageshack.us image 570x568]

"OOOHHHHHH!"

Dice? Here's mine.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 375x500]

But nice ADC reference.

"Hickory dickory dock.
This dame was sucking my c**k.
The clock struck two,
I blew my goo,
Then dropped her off down on the neck block. OHH!"


And with this we coin a new term: DIE.

/ EIP
// Are your 20's natural?
 
2012-10-12 02:38:13 PM
LLGames

kiwimoogle84: DirkTheDaring: LLGames: This is now a dice porn thread.

And with this we coin a new term: DIE.

/ EIP
// Are your 20's natural?


HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.


I'm proud to be part of a Fark revolution.



By the way, can we all stop GD bashing here and move on? I find it wholly inappropriate to continue this discussion in the thread.
 
2012-10-12 02:41:57 PM

jltaylor: Well, she did start pimping out her pay porn site.


She had a single link in her profile... She wasn't spamming the URL in threads or anything! You think no other users have a link to a site that makes them money in their profiles? I know for a fact many do... In fact, I know of one right offhand who links to a site that's much more credibly called a "porn site" than hers was (and yes, featuring porn videos of that user for sale on the site)... That user still exists unbanned and their profile remains unmolested...

The amazon wish list was bad enough,

Why? Lots of people also have one of those in their profile...

but I think that's what put it way over the line.

What line? Why?

Why she didn't manage to come back and contribute after that, I don't know.

Because she was farking perma-banned from ever posting pics! And, just generally treated like shiat by the modmins, who vandalized her profile for no good reason... She was treated unfairly for doing the same things lots and lots of other users here do all the damn time... That's the simple fact of the situation...

Maybe somebody should have sat her down and told her that the thing about being an AW is you are paid in Attention. If you're being paid in actual goods or cash, well, the Attention part of AW doesn't apply anymore.

Clever... I guess all of us who work any job and get paid in cash are whores, too? Silly me, I thought it required farking someone else for cash!

But, even if she were an honest-to-goodness prostitute (of which there exists at least one other Fark user!), who gives a shiat? Why is that grounds for kicking her out, taking away her image posting privs, defacing her profile, and just generally coming down on her unfairly for "offenses" that everyone else on the site gets away with every damn day?
 
2012-10-12 02:45:54 PM

kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.


Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?
 
2012-10-12 03:23:50 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.

Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?


21. Didn't get dice until 23 though.
 
2012-10-12 03:29:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.

Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?

21. Didn't get dice until 23 though.


Damn, that's rather surprising. I would've figured you got your N-card punched in your teens, or at least closer to the start of college than the end.
 
2012-10-12 03:30:48 PM
eh... I think I'll listen to the nice tall woman.

have some dice porn:


www.maa.org
 
2012-10-12 03:33:38 PM

LLGames: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.

Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?

21. Didn't get dice until 23 though.

Damn, that's rather surprising. I would've figured you got your N-card punched in your teens, or at least closer to the start of college than the end.


Same here. I'm surprised.
 
2012-10-12 03:34:24 PM

LLGames: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! Don't tell anyone... I purchased them at 23 years old.

Somehow, I doubt you were a late bloomer. So tell us, when did you buy your first booster?

21. Didn't get dice until 23 though.

Damn, that's rather surprising. I would've figured you got your N-card punched in your teens, or at least closer to the start of college than the end.


I didn't do college like normal people. I did it while working two jobs. I didn't have time for hobbies. Then there was a military enlistment in there, and a subsequent medical disqualification, and...then I had time to nerd out.

I picked up Cthuhlu and Ars Magica not long after that. And I've been playing MTG since 1996.
 
2012-10-12 03:36:13 PM

jltaylor: eh... I think I'll listen to the nice tall woman.

have some dice porn:


...ohgodthatsasexydie
 
2012-10-12 03:45:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: I've been playing MTG since 1996.


*swoon*
 
2012-10-13 12:08:35 PM

RobSeace: jltaylor: Well, she did start pimping out her pay porn site.

She had a single link in her profile... She wasn't spamming the URL in threads or anything! You think no other users have a link to a site that makes them money in their profiles? I know for a fact many do... In fact, I know of one right offhand who links to a site that's much more credibly called a "porn site" than hers was (and yes, featuring porn videos of that user for sale on the site)... That user still exists unbanned and their profile remains unmolested...

The amazon wish list was bad enough,

Why? Lots of people also have one of those in their profile...

but I think that's what put it way over the line.

What line? Why?

Why she didn't manage to come back and contribute after that, I don't know.

Because she was farking perma-banned from ever posting pics! And, just generally treated like shiat by the modmins, who vandalized her profile for no good reason... She was treated unfairly for doing the same things lots and lots of other users here do all the damn time... That's the simple fact of the situation...

Maybe somebody should have sat her down and told her that the thing about being an AW is you are paid in Attention. If you're being paid in actual goods or cash, well, the Attention part of AW doesn't apply anymore.

Clever... I guess all of us who work any job and get paid in cash are whores, too? Silly me, I thought it required farking someone else for cash!

But, even if she were an honest-to-goodness prostitute (of which there exists at least one other Fark user!), who gives a shiat? Why is that grounds for kicking her out, taking away her image posting privs, defacing her profile, and just generally coming down on her unfairly for "offenses" that everyone else on the site gets away with every damn day?


Look... Common sense has nothing to do with this. Time to move on.
 
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