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2012-10-11 11:25:44 AM  
thumbs.anyclip.com

"You never go ass to mouth!"
 
2012-10-11 11:40:58 AM  
And we're done here.

Well..I'm done here, anyway...
 
2012-10-11 12:07:10 PM  
Damn near killed him!

/Low-hanging fruit
 
2012-10-11 12:13:51 PM  
ewwww

/drtfa
 
Pud
2012-10-11 12:16:04 PM  
Oh, that's naaaasty

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-11 12:37:13 PM  
Now THAT'S what I call a special brownie!

/here all week
//the veal, try it
 
2012-10-11 12:38:15 PM  
Brown heroin.
 
2012-10-11 12:39:38 PM  
scottydoesntknow

"You never go ass to mouth!"


You forget... Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

But in all reality, we are in serious need of a facepalm tag, Drew.
 
2012-10-11 12:41:46 PM  
I've heard of sh*tty weed, but this takes it to a whole 'nother level.
 
2012-10-11 12:42:41 PM  
Whoa, 100 bucks in marijuana? Damn dude, you can't leave those roaches in just sitting in an ashtray!
 
2012-10-11 12:43:14 PM  
Butt'tokin?
 
2012-10-11 12:43:27 PM  
Littering aand...
 
2012-10-11 12:43:37 PM  
Yummy.
 
2012-10-11 12:44:41 PM  
What does $100 get you in pot these days, half an ounce?
 
2012-10-11 12:46:19 PM  
"we're just going in circles here, people!"
 
2012-10-11 12:47:19 PM  

WizardofToast: Butt'tokin?


Good call! Check the U. of Tennessee chapter of Pikes frat and see if they and their attorney deny that.
 
2012-10-11 12:49:17 PM  
Easton police said a man tried to eat marijuana and flush heroin down the toilet during a raid at his home Thursday morning.

Remember kids, when trying to dispose of drug evidence, do what this man did...never mix up your drugs and flush the weed down the toilet and eat the heroin.

/if you've gotten to the point that eating weed that's been up your ass sounds like a good plan, it's time to consider serious career counseling
 
2012-10-11 12:49:36 PM  
Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Anthony Leopold Rowe in it.
 
2012-10-11 12:50:40 PM  
i guess he really had his head up his ass
 
2012-10-11 12:51:53 PM  
Wow, finally the Butt Chugger can rest knowing someone else has taken his limelight!

/GIS for Butt Chugger still brings up his picture!
 
2012-10-11 12:52:00 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.


How YOU doin'?
 
2012-10-11 12:52:40 PM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: What does $100 get you in pot these days, half an ounce?


yep. That is "wholesale" price for top shelf out this way.

CSB...

Saw my first commercial for Colorado Amendment 64 last night, on Hulu no less.
 
2012-10-11 12:53:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-11 12:53:36 PM  

Hawnkee: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Anthony Leopold Rowe in it.


You mean we're smoking human shiat, man?!
 
2012-10-11 12:58:08 PM  
Bruxellensis

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

How YOU doin'?


I didn't mean ME, I meant... a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket. A friend. *whistles innocently*

/friend named Rosario Dawson
 
2012-10-11 01:00:29 PM  
No asinine tag? Subby, I am dissapoint.
 
2012-10-11 01:00:38 PM  
What What
 
2012-10-11 01:01:56 PM  
kinda putting the cart before the horse
 
2012-10-11 01:04:55 PM  
www.tokeofthetown.com

Don't want to handle that shiat.
 
2012-10-11 01:05:57 PM  
Well, at least it didn't have any labrador in it...
 
2012-10-11 01:07:27 PM  
Let it go man, cause it's gone.
 
2012-10-11 01:09:14 PM  
It kinda sounds like he had the weed up his ass before the raid even started.
 
2012-10-11 01:10:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]

"You never go ass to mouth!"


It's never my idea! These young girls today get all horned up, and they tell you to go ass to mouth!

//Done in one
//Right where my mind went too
 
2012-10-11 01:11:51 PM  

dabbletech: [www.tokeofthetown.com image 640x596]

Don't want to handle that shiat.


I'm not saying nothing, BUT back in the day....Those were the SHIAT!!!
/a friend of a friend's cousin read about it and then told the UPS guy who told my dog when he delivered a bible to my house.
 
2012-10-11 01:12:36 PM  
That's not all that cops find "down there"

imageshack.us 

/obvious
 
2012-10-11 01:17:09 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com

Going to eat the living shiat out of this guy
 
2012-10-11 01:20:21 PM  
4and20blackbirds.files.wordpress.com

Eat the shiat, Man!
 
2012-10-11 01:20:41 PM  
Getting high from down low...

1.bp.blogspot.com 


Wait, whut?
 
2012-10-11 01:24:09 PM  
watchesinmovies.info
"So...you WANT to know....what time....it is? It is....TIME...for pot."
 
2012-10-11 01:24:59 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Bruxellensis

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

How YOU doin'?

I didn't mean ME, I meant... a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket. A friend. *whistles innocently*

/friend named Rosario Dawson


You're friends with Rosario Dawson?!
 
2012-10-11 01:26:32 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Bruxellensis

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

How YOU doin'?

I didn't mean ME, I meant... a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket. A friend. *whistles innocently*

/friend named Rosario Dawson

You're friends with Rosario Dawson?!


Actually I know a cousin of hers IRL.

But I was just quoting clerks II.
 
2012-10-11 01:36:40 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Bruxellensis

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

How YOU doin'?

I didn't mean ME, I meant... a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket. A friend. *whistles innocently*

/friend named Rosario Dawson

You're friends with Rosario Dawson?!

Actually I know a cousin of hers IRL.

But I was just quoting clerks II.


I know the quote, but now knowing your degree of Rosario Dawson is pretty cool. You're awesome meter just went up a notch.
 
2012-10-11 01:37:48 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Bruxellensis

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

How YOU doin'?

I didn't mean ME, I meant... a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket. A friend. *whistles innocently*

/friend named Rosario Dawson

You're friends with Rosario Dawson?!

Actually I know a cousin of hers IRL.

But I was just quoting clerks II.

I know the quote, but now knowing your degree of Rosario Dawson is pretty cool. You're awesome meter just went up a notch.


That's nothin'. Bass player of Cake caught the garter at my first wedding.

/end threadjack
 
2012-10-11 01:43:36 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Bruxellensis

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

How YOU doin'?

I didn't mean ME, I meant... a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket. A friend. *whistles innocently*

/friend named Rosario Dawson

You're friends with Rosario Dawson?!

Actually I know a cousin of hers IRL.

But I was just quoting clerks II.

I know the quote, but now knowing your degree of Rosario Dawson is pretty cool. You're awesome meter just went up a notch.

That's nothin'. Bass player of Cake caught the garter at my first wedding.

/end threadjack


Were you wearing a short skirt?

/2 more clicks to the awesome meter
 
2012-10-11 01:51:09 PM  
MoronLessOff
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Bruxellensis

kiwimoogle84: Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to go ass to mouth.

How YOU doin'?

I didn't mean ME, I meant... a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket. A friend. *whistles innocently*

/friend named Rosario Dawson

You're friends with Rosario Dawson?!

Actually I know a cousin of hers IRL.

But I was just quoting clerks II.

I know the quote, but now knowing your degree of Rosario Dawson is pretty cool. You're awesome meter just went up a notch.

That's nothin'. Bass player of Cake caught the garter at my first wedding.

/end threadjack

Were you wearing a short skirt?

/2 more clicks to the awesome meter


No, but I did end up wearing a long jacket before I left. It was chilly.
 
2012-10-11 02:12:32 PM  
What is wrong in my head when I read this as having the word marshmallow in it?
 
2012-10-11 02:24:37 PM  
i bet Belladonna could get a whole pound in her dirt button
 
2012-10-11 02:25:43 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: That's nothin'. Bass player of Cake caught the garter at my first wedding.

/end threadjack

Were you wearing a short skirt?


kiwimoogle84: No, but I did end up wearing a long jacket before I left. It was chilly.


WIN
 
2012-10-11 02:28:01 PM  
Look... If your bad habit is so personally-gripping and has such control over you that you find yourself sticking things in your ass in order to maintain it, then you should maybe take a good, long look at your life and how things have gone so far.

Unless, of course, your bad habit actually is sticking things up your ass. In that case, have at it.
 
2012-10-11 02:34:39 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Look... If your bad habit is so personally-gripping and has such control over you that you find yourself sticking things in your ass in order to maintain it, then you should maybe take a good, long look at your life and how things have gone so far.

Unless, of course, your bad habit actually is sticking things up your ass. In that case, have at it.


As previously mentioned, some people make a good living that way.

/Audrey Hollander anyone?
 
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