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(Time)   Paul Ryan brings out the gun show for some pre-debate intimidation   (lightbox.time.com) divider line 232
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2012-10-11 11:33:02 AM
timethemoment.files.wordpress.com

Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-10-11 11:39:53 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Paul Ryan needs to be in the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-10-11 11:47:33 AM
Who is going to be intimidated by that?
 
2012-10-11 11:51:43 AM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2012-10-11 11:52:11 AM
Chicken legs.
 
2012-10-11 11:54:00 AM

We're still getting new previously unreleased material from the Paul Ryan TIME shoot: twitter.com/paulsmith/stat...

- Paul Smith (@paulsmith) October 11, 2012


pbs.twimg.com
 
2012-10-11 11:55:11 AM
BTW, isn't today National Coming Out Day? Perhaps Mr. Ryan is trying to tell us something.
 
2012-10-11 11:56:08 AM

Coco LaFemme: Who is going to be intimidated by that?


Inorite!? I'm just turned on by it. Well....put a bag over his head, then we can talk.

And a gag in his mouth.
 
2012-10-11 11:57:35 AM

Jubeebee: Chicken legs.


I was going to say bird legs, but chicken works too.
 
2012-10-11 12:00:18 PM

Coco LaFemme: BTW, isn't today National Coming Out Day? Perhaps Mr. Ryan is trying to tell us something.


I have to say, I'd hit it. Maybe he's into workout buddy or coach / player role play scenes?
 
2012-10-11 12:01:41 PM
He's pandering to the people who still get the vapors looking at the photo of Dubya in the flight suit with the "lift and separate" crotch straps.

The usual pundits will be setting their keyboards aflame with posts about Ryan's dreaminess and how they're SURE he'd be a cuddler afterwards so he should be elected instantly if only those Obama Cult of Personality types didn't hate Jesus so much.
 
2012-10-11 12:04:01 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's pandering to the people who still get the vapors looking at the photo of Dubya in the flight suit with the "lift and separate" crotch straps.

The usual pundits will be setting their keyboards aflame with posts about Ryan's dreaminess and how they're SURE he'd be a cuddler afterwards so he should be elected instantly if only those Obama Cult of Personality types didn't hate Jesus so much.


You can hear Rich Lowry getting hornier.
 
2012-10-11 12:06:42 PM
You just knew if he was wearing a cap he'd have it on backwards, douche-style, didn't ya?
 
2012-10-11 12:07:47 PM
i.huffpost.com

manningface.s3.amazonaws.com

I can't be the only one.
 
2012-10-11 12:10:32 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: You just knew if he was wearing a cap he'd have it on backwards, douche-style, didn't ya?


I believe George Carlin said it best when he opined, (paraphrasing) "If you wear your cap backwards you better be black or a catcher."
 
2012-10-11 12:12:22 PM
I'm gay, . . . but I think his eyes are prettier than his arms. They're kind of . . . meh? And I'm an arms guy.
 
2012-10-11 12:13:29 PM
i595.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 12:18:12 PM
They look clothed outtakes from a Playgirl shoot. You almost expect one to be of him in in a jock strap, shot from behind, while he does a bicep curl.
 
2012-10-11 12:19:57 PM

JerseyTim: [pbs.twimg.com image 403x312]


Outstanding!
 
2012-10-11 12:28:36 PM

vernonFL: Coco LaFemme: BTW, isn't today National Coming Out Day? Perhaps Mr. Ryan is trying to tell us something.

I have to say, I'd hit it. Maybe he's into workout buddy or coach / player role play scenes?


I hate to admit it, but I'd hit it, too. He'd definitely have to bottom, though. Marines and Republicans are the best bottoms.
 
2012-10-11 12:32:34 PM

me texan: [timethemoment.files.wordpress.com image 667x1000]

Wow. Just wow.


He looks sooooo presidential.
 
2012-10-11 12:33:29 PM
Great, now I have Eye of the Tiger stuck in my head. I can picture a montage of Ryan throwing darts at a board picturing all the different positions he could have on different issues and his handlers hooking his balls up to a polygraph machine to train him in bullshiat intercut with Biden waxing his Trans Am and grinning like an idiot.
 
2012-10-11 12:39:45 PM
Ryan's got nothing on the Bidenator:

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2012-10-11 12:42:09 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: vernonFL: Coco LaFemme: BTW, isn't today National Coming Out Day? Perhaps Mr. Ryan is trying to tell us something.

I have to say, I'd hit it. Maybe he's into workout buddy or coach / player role play scenes?

I hate to admit it, but I'd hit it, too. He'd definitely have to bottom, though. Marines and Republicans are the best bottoms.


As an Objectivist, he'd make sure he got his first, and then leave before you got yours.
 
2012-10-11 12:47:27 PM

JerseyTim: We're still getting new previously unreleased material from the Paul Ryan TIME shoot: twitter.com/paulsmith/stat...- Paul Smith (@paulsmith) October 11, 2012

[pbs.twimg.com image 320x240]


His planet needs him, like, yesterday.
 
2012-10-11 12:47:34 PM

sweetmelissa31: ecmoRandomNumbers: vernonFL: Coco LaFemme: BTW, isn't today National Coming Out Day? Perhaps Mr. Ryan is trying to tell us something.

I have to say, I'd hit it. Maybe he's into workout buddy or coach / player role play scenes?

I hate to admit it, but I'd hit it, too. He'd definitely have to bottom, though. Marines and Republicans are the best bottoms.

As an Objectivist, he'd make sure he got his first, and then leave before you got yours.


Don't rain on my parade.
 
2012-10-11 12:49:09 PM
i595.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 01:09:34 PM
......

Words.... escape me....
 
2012-10-11 01:11:04 PM
oh man, i LOL'd heartily when i clicked that link, wasn't expecting that at all.


LOL! what a douche.
 
2012-10-11 01:11:07 PM
Behold, the King of the Gen-X Douchebags.
 
2012-10-11 01:11:56 PM
You know, the muscle heads at my gym are mostly gay. I mean, NTTATWWT, but if Paul Ryan is on the scene it's kind of disgusting that he's running in a party that put homophobia on their official platform.
 
2012-10-11 01:12:05 PM
this should be a photoshop contest.
 
2012-10-11 01:12:54 PM
This just further proves my theory: A majority of Wisconsin voters are pretty farking stupid.
 
2012-10-11 01:13:24 PM

me texan: [timethemoment.files.wordpress.com image 667x1000]

Wow. Just wow.


Wearing a backwards hat at the gym is generally a sign said wearer of hat is a massive douche.
 
2012-10-11 01:14:07 PM

xanadian: Coco LaFemme: Who is going to be intimidated by that?

Inorite!? I'm just turned on by it. Well....put a bag over his head, then we can talk.

And a gag in his mouth.


Link
 
2012-10-11 01:14:56 PM

Isitoveryet: this should be a photoshop contest.


It's not?
 
2012-10-11 01:15:24 PM
Wait. This is for real? This is not shopped?

And he's in the same party that mocks Obama? For, like...anything?
 
2012-10-11 01:16:48 PM
i411.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 01:17:02 PM
Seriously, WTF. It's a not-even-close to professional photoshoot of a guy who is in pretty good (but not remarkable) shape who is wearing entirely too much make-up. This is like an Onion article come to life.
 
2012-10-11 01:17:02 PM
Wait wait wait, how did I not know this:

When TIME named Paul Ryan a runner-up in last year's Person of the Year issue

How did that piece of shiat budget almost get him Person of the Year?
 
2012-10-11 01:17:39 PM
ok, now I'm convinced this whole thing is a joke, just like Sarah Palin back in 2008. The shadow govt has already decided Obama will be President 4 more years. The election is just a show with everyone just going through the motions. Paul Ryan is the comic relief.
 
2012-10-11 01:17:48 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 320x489]


Ahahahaha!

STOP! Collaborate and listen!
 
2012-10-11 01:17:59 PM

Car_Ramrod: Wait wait wait, how did I not know this:

When TIME named Paul Ryan a runner-up in last year's Person of the Year issue

How did that piece of shiat budget almost get him Person of the Year?


You know who else was Time's Person of the Year?
 
2012-10-11 01:18:43 PM
i278.photobucket.com

претендент появляется!
 
2012-10-11 01:19:05 PM

me texan: [timethemoment.files.wordpress.com image 667x1000]

Wow. Just wow.


No farking way that picture is real. If it is real , that is outstanding on so many levels.
 
2012-10-11 01:19:17 PM

JerseyTim: [pbs.twimg.com image 403x312]


I completely missed that Ryan was shopped into that the first time I scrolled by it.
 
2012-10-11 01:20:41 PM

meat0918: Car_Ramrod: Wait wait wait, how did I not know this:

When TIME named Paul Ryan a runner-up in last year's Person of the Year issue

How did that piece of shiat budget almost get him Person of the Year?

You know who else was Time's Person of the Year?


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-11 01:21:07 PM
Ryan's just saying he's got more horsepower in his guns than Biden's Camaro.
 
2012-10-11 01:21:12 PM
I'd look that good if I'd thrown millions of people off of the medicaid rolls, too.
 
2012-10-11 01:21:31 PM

me texan: [timethemoment.files.wordpress.com image 667x1000]

Wow. Just wow.


LOL WUT?! Is he trying to mimic Paulie from "Jersey Shore" or somethin'?!

/lulz
 
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