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(Larry Brown Sports)   Pizza delivery driver fired for criticizing Ohio State's defense to coach's wife   (larrybrownsports.com) divider line 63
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2012-10-11 11:30:16 AM  
Or "Pizza guy fired for slowing down to talk non-business"

Those pies arnt going to deliver themselves
 
2012-10-11 12:02:40 PM  
he should've stuck to asking he what she was wearing
 
2012-10-11 01:23:20 PM  
BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS FREE MARKET.
 
2012-10-11 02:43:53 PM  
So is this going to turn-up in a Big Sausage Pizza vid?

/ Illegal Pizza Delivery Boy Downfield
// Time for him to jump in the deep freeze for a 1000 year rest
 
2012-10-11 03:33:52 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: he should've stuck to asking he what she was wearing


And what is he supposed to say when she claims she's naked?
 
2012-10-11 03:34:24 PM  
Pizza boy delivers a large, hot sausage pizza to coach's wife. He makes offhand comment about the team's tackling, which she is insulted by. "I'll show you how to tackle", she says, as she takes him down on the carpet. Breadsticks go flying, and somehow in the tussle her top comes off.

Aaaaaaaaaand scene.
 
2012-10-11 03:35:11 PM  
To be fair, their tackling is some of the worst I've ever seen.

/O-H!
 
2012-10-11 03:45:36 PM  
Iacono's is gross anyhow...
 
2012-10-11 03:57:41 PM  

ChrisDe: Pizza boy delivers a large, hot sausage pizza to coach's wife. He makes offhand comment about the team's tackling, which she is insulted by. "I'll show you how to tackle", she says, as she takes him down on the carpet. Breadsticks go flying, and somehow in the tussle her top comes off.

Aaaaaaaaaand scene.


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Did you think we wouldn't find out, pizza man?
 
2012-10-11 04:01:47 PM  
Lucky him. If he was delivering to Penn State, well, you get my drift.
 
2012-10-11 04:08:06 PM  
So a pizza delivery guy gets in a customers face to tell her that her husband sucks at his job. Then is shocked SHOCKED that he lost his job over acting up like that. That boy wont go far in this world unless "Douchebag" or "Butthurt Moron" become marketable skills.
 
2012-10-11 04:09:42 PM  

mikaloyd: So a pizza delivery guy gets in a customers face to tell her that her husband sucks at his job. Then is shocked SHOCKED that he lost his job over acting up like that. That boy wont go far in this world unless "Douchebag" or "Butthurt Moron" become marketable skills.


Look how far it got you, though.
 
2012-10-11 04:16:11 PM  


I has a tOSU sad
larrybrownsports.com
I can haz a Michigan job create plz?

 
 
2012-10-11 04:24:05 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or "Pizza guy fired for slowing down to talk non-business"

Those pies arnt going to deliver themselves


He did it on the phone while taking an order. He got fired when she called back to say she wouldn't order from the place again. He farked with the owner's money and was replaceable.

He probably ended the call by biatching about the SEC anyway.
 
2012-10-11 04:31:28 PM  
I hope Urban doesn't have a panic attack over this.
 
2012-10-11 04:33:22 PM  

mikaloyd: So a pizza delivery guy gets in a customers face to tell her that her husband sucks at his job. Then is shocked SHOCKED that he lost his job over acting up like that. That boy wont go far in this world unless "Douchebag" or "Butthurt Moron" become marketable skills.


I see you've got this covered.

I'll just step over in this corner and start a talk about how weird it is that Ohioans believe they have some special kind of pizza.
 
2012-10-11 04:36:34 PM  
He should have done like us and made his improper comments behind the anonymity of a Fark handle
 
2012-10-11 04:39:46 PM  
Why is this hag ordering pizza instead of being in the kitchen cookin? What kind of coach is Ficlke if he cant keep his woman in line?


/Gimmi cheese and pepperoni
 
2012-10-11 04:40:08 PM  

mikaloyd: So a pizza delivery guy gets in a customers face to tell her that her husband sucks at his job. Then is shocked SHOCKED that he lost his job over acting up like that. That boy wont go far in this world unless "Douchebag" or "Butthurt Moron" become marketable skills.


I can't get past the statement that he thought it was a good job. Maybe we have different goals in life, and certainly not knocking anyone who does this as a living... But if your aspirations stop after achieving the position of delivery guy, you're most likely in for a world of hurt.

Or it could be the result of free market as it was mentioned before. Because unrestricted competition between businesses without government regulation is completely a terrible thing.
 
2012-10-11 05:03:10 PM  

bel4sucks: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or "Pizza guy fired for slowing down to talk non-business"

Those pies arnt going to deliver themselves

He did it on the phone while taking an order. He got fired when she called back to say she wouldn't order from the place again. He farked with the owner's money and was replaceable.

He probably ended the call by biatching about the SEC anyway.


Well, yes - oddly enough, if you insult customers at most places you're going to get shiat-canned. Not sure why this is news, though.
 
2012-10-11 05:03:11 PM  

kwame: I'll just step over in this corner and start a talk about how weird it is that Ohioans believe they have some special kind of pizza.


When did this happen and why didn't I get some?!?

Anyway, the story doesn't surprise me at all. There is a metric asston of people in Columbus who take tOSU football waaaaaaay to seriously. At least this pizza-schlepping asshat was taught a lesson about when to leave your fandom at home.
 
2012-10-11 05:08:18 PM  

bel4sucks: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or "Pizza guy fired for slowing down to talk non-business"

Those pies arnt going to deliver themselves

He did it on the phone while taking an order. He got fired when she called back to say she wouldn't order from the place again. He farked with the owner's money and was replaceable.

He probably ended the call by biatching about the SEC anyway.


Oh, and she didn't call back. The manager heard about it, called them, and they said it happened but didn't ask to have the guy fired.
 
2012-10-11 05:17:43 PM  
Is this a new kind of pizza delivery guy porn?
 
2012-10-11 05:19:27 PM  
The pool boy must be bigger.
 
2012-10-11 05:33:45 PM  

ronaprhys: Oh, and she didn't call back. The manager heard about it, called them, and they said it happened but didn't ask to have the guy fired.


From the article:

She apparently didn't find the joke too funny; the man says he was fired from his job the next day after Fickell's wife called the restaurant and said she would never order another pizza from them again.
 
2012-10-11 05:38:13 PM  

the1hatman: There is a metric asston of people in Columbus who take tOSU football waaaaaaay to seriously.


Hi. I live in the South. My Alabama fan nephew threw my Auburn fan nephew down a flight of stairs at Christmas dinner because he wouldn't change shirts for the family Christmas meal. My dad didn't talk to me for two weeks when I told him I was going to school at Tennessee.
 
2012-10-11 05:41:41 PM  

Babboonrash: I can't get past the statement that he thought it was a good job. Maybe we have different goals in life, and certainly not knocking anyone who does this as a living


Guy's a college student. Good job in this case is probably relative to being in college (low pressure, leaving plenty of time to study/party, reasonable pay - better than working at McDonalds)
 
2012-10-11 05:46:40 PM  
Yay coach's wife, you took the job of some poor dude who is an Ohio State fan.
I'm sure he and all his friends in Ohio will think this reflects well on the team.
/Bad Karma
//now Buckeyes has it.
 
2012-10-11 05:52:36 PM  
all I saw on the headline was "pizza delivery driver" blah blah blah "wife". I must say the article disappointed me
 
2012-10-11 05:58:06 PM  
They say every so often a body of a pizza driver floats on the Black Warrior river. And each time people say "Fark Tide!" was heard before he disappeared.

But I don't know.
 
2012-10-11 06:10:34 PM  

kwame: the1hatman: There is a metric asston of people in Columbus who take tOSU football waaaaaaay to seriously.

Hi. I live in the South. My Alabama fan nephew threw my Auburn fan nephew down a flight of stairs at Christmas dinner because he wouldn't change shirts for the family Christmas meal. My dad didn't talk to me for two weeks when I told him I was going to school at Tennessee.


I can relate, I live in Georgia and was once wearing a UGA sweatshirt around the house, and afterwards Vannessa, my Realdoll, just flat out wouldn't talk to me. I guess she was manufactured in Florida or something.
 
2012-10-11 06:53:07 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Yay coach's wife, you took the job of some poor dude who is an Ohio State fan.


Or, a job just opened up for an OSU fan who can act professionally at work...
 
2012-10-11 06:55:51 PM  
The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.
 
2012-10-11 07:03:50 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Dead for Tax Reasons: he should've stuck to asking he what she was wearing

And what is he supposed to say when she claims she's naked?


i'll be right over and your pizza is free
 
2012-10-11 07:12:29 PM  

bel4sucks: ronaprhys: Oh, and she didn't call back. The manager heard about it, called them, and they said it happened but didn't ask to have the guy fired.

From the article:

She apparently didn't find the joke too funny; the man says he was fired from his job the next day after Fickell's wife called the restaurant and said she would never order another pizza from them again.


He is probably talking about another report from a different source:

Ohio State has refuted the employee's account of the incident. A statement from the university, via Dave Briggs of the Toledo Blade, said that the Fickells didn't complain to the owner, and that they "feel terrible that this person lost his job."

"The manager found out about the incident. The manager called the Fickells. Just like they did not place a call to complain, they also did not ask that anyone be fired. All they did was order pizza."


This was the version of the story I heard on the radio this afternoon anyway. Granted this is from OSU who probably is covering for Fickell. I mean c'mon getting the pizza guy fired over a wise crack in this economy seems kind of douchey.

USA Today
 
2012-10-11 07:13:25 PM  
she looks a coont that thinks her chit dont stick...and where did her farking tits go?
 
2012-10-11 07:19:16 PM  

PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.


If you've spent any time working customer service, you'll know there are far too many people who are humorless and vindictive weirdos. Yeah, I don't get it either.
 
2012-10-11 07:22:29 PM  

you are a puppet: kwame: the1hatman: There is a metric asston of people in Columbus who take tOSU football waaaaaaay to seriously.

Hi. I live in the South. My Alabama fan nephew threw my Auburn fan nephew down a flight of stairs at Christmas dinner because he wouldn't change shirts for the family Christmas meal. My dad didn't talk to me for two weeks when I told him I was going to school at Tennessee.

I can relate, I live in Georgia and was once wearing a UGA sweatshirt around the house, and afterwards Vannessa, my Realdoll, just flat out wouldn't talk to me. I guess she was manufactured in Florida or something.


lulz, it never gets old.
 
2012-10-11 07:22:52 PM  
Ohio sucks so much...
 
2012-10-11 07:25:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-11 07:31:34 PM  

JasonThomasX: Ohio sucks so much...


JasonThomasX: Ohio sucks so much...


Lol... good one... Looked where you're writing from (the pit of the earth), and laughed.
 
2012-10-11 07:34:14 PM  

PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.


I don't know, if my wife called to order pizza and the employee started criticizing me I'd be a little pissed.
 
2012-10-11 07:48:27 PM  

downtownkid: PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.

I don't know, if my wife called to order pizza and the employee started criticizing me I'd be a little pissed.


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FraggleStickCar: PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.

If you've spent any time working customer service, you'll know there are far too many people who are humorless and vindictive weirdos. Yeah, I don't get it either.

 
2012-10-11 07:51:48 PM  

GAT_00: BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS FREE MARKET.


Yeah, not the free markets fault but a shiatty coontbags fault along with an owner who is a douchebag.
 
2012-10-11 08:02:15 PM  

JasonThomasX: Ohio sucks so much...


Considering where you're from, shouldn't you be making up a batch of meth while your mom goes down on you?

bel4sucks: ronaprhys: Oh, and she didn't call back. The manager heard about it, called them, and they said it happened but didn't ask to have the guy fired.

From the article:

She apparently didn't find the joke too funny; the man says he was fired from his job the next day after Fickell's wife called the restaurant and said she would never order another pizza from them again.


That's in dispute. Official statements state otherwise.
 
2012-10-11 08:25:28 PM  

kwame: mikaloyd: So a pizza delivery guy gets in a customers face to tell her that her husband sucks at his job. Then is shocked SHOCKED that he lost his job over acting up like that. That boy wont go far in this world unless "Douchebag" or "Butthurt Moron" become marketable skills.

I see you've got this covered.

I'll just step over in this corner and start a talk about how weird it is that Ohioans believe they have some special kind of pizza.


As an Ohioan, I have never heard such a claim. All I hear about is Chicago vs New York.
 
2012-10-11 08:31:59 PM  

PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.


Do you honestly believe this woman, who has to pretty much live football as the wife of the head coach of the best team in the nation, wants to talk football, and hear criticism from some nobody jackass pizza turd?
 
2012-10-11 08:39:11 PM  
67.18.219.83

/ was it this guy ?
 
2012-10-11 08:56:03 PM  

FraggleStickCar: downtownkid: PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.

I don't know, if my wife called to order pizza and the employee started criticizing me I'd be a little pissed.

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FraggleStickCar: PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.

If you've spent any time working customer service, you'll know there are far too many people who are humorless and vindictive weirdos. Yeah, I don't get it either.


Oh please. If your wife called to order pizza and the kid on the phone started biatching about how you refuse to swallow and cup the balls a little too tight you'd have something to say about it.
 
2012-10-11 10:01:24 PM  

downtownkid: FraggleStickCar: downtownkid: PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.

I don't know, if my wife called to order pizza and the employee started criticizing me I'd be a little pissed.

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FraggleStickCar: PoochUMD: The kid made a joke that the defense needs to tackle better. That's hardly worth getting all butt hurt about.

If you've spent any time working customer service, you'll know there are far too many people who are humorless and vindictive weirdos. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Oh please. If your wife called to order pizza and the kid on the phone started biatching about how you refuse to swallow and cup the balls a little too tight you'd have something to say about it.


Well that's not even remotely close to what happened, so...
 
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