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(Sun News Network)   Not news: Theater cancels film festival after controversial film. Fark: The film is about Colombian men having sex with donkeys   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 80
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2012-10-11 11:48:34 AM
hey...frkko...it's called inter-species erotica!
 
2012-10-11 12:04:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-11 12:16:36 PM
Pitching or catching?
 
2012-10-11 12:26:36 PM
What was it called?

FARCing Asses?
 
2012-10-11 12:36:28 PM
They canceled a whole festival because of one horsefarker? What about the other films?

/filmmaker
//never farked a donkey
///probably
 
2012-10-11 02:29:55 PM
Hey, dumbass, we call it "Interspecies Erotica"
 
2012-10-11 02:56:38 PM

Chariset: Pitching or catching?


I can understand the uproar if Columbian cartels were involved - otherwise, what man hasn't enjoyed a little ass on the side...
 
2012-10-11 03:06:30 PM
I don't always fark dos equis, but when I do, I prefer Columbian.

/ok, I know that "equis" here means "X", not "horse"
//and that donkeys aren't horses
 
2012-10-11 03:06:45 PM
Pixar?
 
2012-10-11 03:06:58 PM
aaah "bigotry". It just goes to show everybody has limits.
 
2012-10-11 03:07:23 PM
For those curious, here's the film's website and its IMDb page.
 
2012-10-11 03:08:53 PM
Been THERE!

Columbia, I mean.
 
2012-10-11 03:09:03 PM
You arrive only to discover a shocking truth: people here not only have sex with donkeys, they consider it a tradition and celebrate it as part of their culture

Woooooaaah, hold on. Even though it is part of the "coastal culture" here in Colombia, that is DEFINETLY not celebrated. There are some celebrations where the donkey is the most important piece (has its own festival) but that's like saying boning a comic book is fine since comic con exists.

It's kind of like doing crack. Sure, some people do it, but it's frowned upon and bad for you and everyone around you.
 
2012-10-11 03:10:05 PM
Has anybody confirmed that these are just not ugly Columbian women?
 
2012-10-11 03:10:43 PM
I covet my neighbor's ass. She's cute.

The ass, I mean, not the neighbor. The neighbor's nasty, and I hear she sleeps around a lot.
 
2012-10-11 03:10:46 PM
To get a donkey in the mood you have to give it a special herbal brew. We learned all about donkey ho tea in literature class.
 
2012-10-11 03:10:50 PM

corronchilejano: It's kind of like doing crack. Sure, some people do it, but it's frowned upon and bad for you and everyone around you.




I'll have you know that sexy sexy donkey love is NOTHING like doing crack. Get a bran, morain!
 
2012-10-11 03:11:53 PM
Meh, still better than A Serbian Film.

/With better being defined as "less soul sucking"
//Even The Dark corners of the Internet didn't prepare me for what happened in that movie
 
2012-10-11 03:12:04 PM
That is controversial in that we all know only Mohammed had sex with donkeys.
 
2012-10-11 03:12:33 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with that...
 
2012-10-11 03:12:49 PM
I'm never going to look at Juan Valdez the same way again.
 
2012-10-11 03:12:56 PM
THREE Sun News links on the main page? I'd sooner click an American Stinker or World Nut Daily link.
 
2012-10-11 03:14:31 PM

MrEricSir: For those curious, here's the film's website and its IMDb page.


I guess the one I saw online was different. It had two wisecrackers doing a news style segment. It was pretty funny. And shocking. They showed the dude having sex with the donkey at the end. I don't know if I'd want to watch this one in addition to the previous one.
 
2012-10-11 03:14:52 PM
Dat ass.
 
2012-10-11 03:15:21 PM

DerAppie: Meh, still better than A Serbian Film.

/With better being defined as "less soul sucking"
//Even The Dark corners of the Internet didn't prepare me for what happened in that movie


I wanted to jump through a plate glass window after reading the synopsis.
 
2012-10-11 03:16:34 PM

MoronLessOff: DerAppie: Meh, still better than A Serbian Film.

/With better being defined as "less soul sucking"
//Even The Dark corners of the Internet didn't prepare me for what happened in that movie

I wanted to jump through a plate glass window after reading the synopsis.


This. If you deliberately want to poke the bear on the internet, prepare to get slaughtered.
 
2012-10-11 03:19:45 PM
Meanwhile in Columbia...
 
*ziiiiiiiiiiip!P
 
*donkey thought bubble*
 
"For the love of Jesus, Don Juan; haven't I carried enough of your loads as it is?"

 
 
2012-10-11 03:21:00 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

As a patron of the aristocratic arts, I prefer to support the color and culture of small local theater productions.
 
2012-10-11 03:21:07 PM

DerAppie: Meh, still better than A Serbian Film.

/With better being defined as "less soul sucking"
//Even The Dark corners of the Internet didn't prepare me for what happened in that movie


Read the Wiki; It's probably pretty tame if you're a former Serbian army vet.
 
2012-10-11 03:22:20 PM
Didn't the festival ever hear of the movie Zoo????
 
2012-10-11 03:22:33 PM
I think the real question is, if a centaur only saw the rear end of the donkey, would he be attracted?
 
2012-10-11 03:23:15 PM
Meh, after watching The Human Centipede I and II it doesn't seem likely that this could phase me much.

/still regretting watching the sequel
 
2012-10-11 03:24:00 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the song: "How much is that doggie in the window?"
 
2012-10-11 03:27:42 PM
I worked for 10 years in Colombia. Many of my co-workers used to love to tell the joke of the BP company man who didn't get relieved at the wellsite after 28 days. He complained of being horny and needing sex really bad. He was invited by the workers to go with them after work where he could get some relief. The old guy had heard of the donky bonkers...He was really feeling blued up so he went with them. He arrived down by the river where there was a long line in front of a donkey standing by the shore of a river. Seeing the big British boss come down they all stood aside and told him he could go to the front of the line. The old guy thought well, "when in Colombia???" So he dropped his drawers and gave the old donkey a good one. Finally in a climatic moment the donkey bucked him off. The Colombiano's were all rolling on the bank laughing their asses off. The old BP company man said what are you guys laughing at I'm the best that old donkey's ever had....The guys said, Sí jefe que podría ser cierto, pero normalmente tomamos la mula para cruzando el río a la casa da putas".
 
2012-10-11 03:28:26 PM
Spund like it's time to update my passport and visit Columbia. You know, for research. Coffee research
 
2012-10-11 03:28:30 PM
I'm surprised the film's advertising isn't in heavy rotation on Fark.
 
2012-10-11 03:28:38 PM
inkey binkey bonkey the Colombian had a donkey......
 
2012-10-11 03:30:59 PM
Hey...hey you....bear farker!
 
2012-10-11 03:31:24 PM
Didn't Vice.com already have a piece on this?
 
2012-10-11 03:32:02 PM
*Sounds like

I swear, swype is conspiring to make me look like a gibbering ape.
 
2012-10-11 03:36:28 PM
HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW...splat
 
2012-10-11 03:40:58 PM

blatz514: Hey...hey you....bear farker!


Hey, don't confuse bears with donkeys. Completely different fetishes here.
 
2012-10-11 03:41:04 PM
"If I'm walking down the street, and I see a sign that says 'dudes blowing donkeys' make no mistake, I'm going in once. I got nothing against dudes and I got nothing against donkeys. But if I can pay a reasonable amount of money to watch a guy suck an animals dick, I'm gonna go. I don't want to be an old man, looking back at my life and wondering 'ohhh, I wondah what de look on da donkeys face was." - Joe Rogan
 
2012-10-11 03:41:54 PM

DanZero: What was it called?

FARCing Asses?


I would have gone with "The Men Who Stare at Donkeys."
 
2012-10-11 03:44:13 PM

Jaws_Victim: MoronLessOff: DerAppie: Meh, still better than A Serbian Film.

/With better being defined as "less soul sucking"
//Even The Dark corners of the Internet didn't prepare me for what happened in that movie

I wanted to jump through a plate glass window after reading the synopsis.

This. If you deliberately want to poke the bear on the internet, prepare to get slaughtered.


I LOVE that movie. I even got the bootleg uncut edition on dvd. Not because it's fun and happy, but because it's the first movie that ever actually disgusted and horrified me. 'Twas quite the accomplishment. The story was just so beautifully soul-crushing. Also, the music direction was kick-ass.
 
2012-10-11 03:47:09 PM

cgraves67: I'm never going to look at Juan Valdez the same way again.


[somber voice-over] The work... is not easy.
 
2012-10-11 03:49:22 PM

QifutuWahuta: Jaws_Victim: MoronLessOff: DerAppie: Meh, still better than A Serbian Film.

/With better being defined as "less soul sucking"
//Even The Dark corners of the Internet didn't prepare me for what happened in that movie

I wanted to jump through a plate glass window after reading the synopsis.

This. If you deliberately want to poke the bear on the internet, prepare to get slaughtered.

I LOVE that movie. I even got the bootleg uncut edition on dvd. Not because it's fun and happy, but because it's the first movie that ever actually disgusted and horrified me. 'Twas quite the accomplishment. The story was just so beautifully soul-crushing. Also, the music direction was kick-ass.


I saw one soul crushing movie that completely obliterated my psyche, and that was Old Boy. I have no need to add to that extremely small list.
 
2012-10-11 03:49:52 PM
I pretty sure that's a burro pictured in the article.
 
2012-10-11 03:52:10 PM

Jaws_Victim: QifutuWahuta: Jaws_Victim: MoronLessOff: DerAppie: Meh, still better than A Serbian Film.

/With better being defined as "less soul sucking"
//Even The Dark corners of the Internet didn't prepare me for what happened in that movie

I wanted to jump through a plate glass window after reading the synopsis.

This. If you deliberately want to poke the bear on the internet, prepare to get slaughtered.

I LOVE that movie. I even got the bootleg uncut edition on dvd. Not because it's fun and happy, but because it's the first movie that ever actually disgusted and horrified me. 'Twas quite the accomplishment. The story was just so beautifully soul-crushing. Also, the music direction was kick-ass.

I saw one soul crushing movie that completely obliterated my psyche, and that was Old Boy. I have no need to add to that extremely small list.


Old Boy was INCREDIBLE. The twist was just perfect.
 
2012-10-11 03:54:08 PM

nmemkha: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 280x280]

As a patron of the aristocratic arts, I prefer to support the color and culture of small local theater productions.


The ones in Juarez were legendary.

I'm afraid however I'm going to have to be a theater snob here and say that only drug addicted whores show have public sex with a donkey.
 
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