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(The Daily)   911 wants you to get your ass off the phone   (thedaily.com) divider line 7
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2012-10-11 12:49:41 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer: People still keep their phones in their pants pockets?


or, I guess you could keep it on your belt, right next to the onion
2012-10-11 12:29:44 PM
2 votes:

Lone Stranger: I keep my phone in my front pocket and it's not my ass that's calling you. It's my penis and it is most likely a penis emergency. I


You what? You just cut off in mid-sentence there! Oh no, are you having an emergency now?!
2012-10-11 12:19:58 PM
2 votes:
I keep my phone in my front pocket and it's not my ass that's calling you. It's my penis and it is most likely a penis emergency. I
GBB
2012-10-11 01:17:59 PM
1 votes:
"As the public became aware of this capability - along with the knowledge that the phone was difficult to locate - 911 centers began to see an increase in abuse of the system,"

ORLY??? I gotta go try this!!
Thanks, stupid journalist!!!!
GBB
2012-10-11 01:14:00 PM
1 votes:
Spent half an hour tracking 911 butt dial.
t1.gstatic.com
got caller arrested for possession
2012-10-11 01:06:27 PM
1 votes:
That article title is particularly amusing considering that 'fanny' is UK slang for ladybits. It makes one wonder how that could occur.
2012-10-11 12:41:10 PM
1 votes:
911 Operator: Hello, this is 911. What is your emergency?

Caller: Hi. Listen the Fark mods won't greenlight my link submissions!

911 Operator: *click*

Caller: Hello...hello? Damn!

*dials 911 again*
 
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