Lone Stranger: I keep my phone in my front pocket and it's not my ass that's calling you. It's my penis and it is most likely a penis emergency. I
The My Little Pony Killer: People still keep their phones in their pants pockets?
TheGreatGazoo: Seriously, let me lock out my phone of even emergency numbers. My daughter when she was 1 and 2 used to be terrible about grabbing phones and mashing buttons. More than once she has called 911. If I know she's going to do it I can activate Toddler Lock (awesome little program even though it eats your battery) on the Android, but I don't think blackberry has anything like that. The Blackberry I used to have would have a 'emergency number' button in the middle of the screen as soon as you activated it when it was locked. At least the one I have now you have to unlock it with the same button you locked it with.Y'all put in regulations that said that emergency numbers can't be locked out. Well, now deal with the consequences.
Cyno01: Not ass dialing per se, but its pretty easy to fat finger that while unlocking your phone.
offmymeds: 911 Operator: Hello, this is 911. What is your emergency?Caller: Hi. Listen the Fark mods won't greenlight my link submissions!911 Operator: *click*Caller: Hello...hello? Damn!*dials 911 again*
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