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2012-10-11 02:42:28 PM
Let me see, make sure i got everything, duct tape, nylon rope, ten pulleys, eye bolts, motor oil, leather razor strap, cattle prod, electric charcoal starter, blow torch and uhh...something I'm forgetting.....OH YEAH, do you sell condoms?
 
2012-10-11 02:49:23 PM
There is a Republican candidate for the state legislture who actually advocates this sort of thing.
 
2012-10-11 02:50:01 PM

ravenlore: The All-Powerful Atheismo: H31N0US: I have a 2 year old child. That's the approximate age when they develop a sense of independence and freewill, but have limited ability to process cause and effect as relates to their actions. It can be frustrating.

Having said all that, if you are too immature to understand the above and be patient while they develop the ability to reason their way through issues rather than just crying and whining, then you should not have had the kid.

In cases like this, I think public stoning is warranted.

Put him mid-thigh deep in a 50 gallon barrel full of Lowes cement. When it hardens, cuff his hands behind his back, put a football helmet on him, and start with baseballs for a few hours. Hell, have a little batting practice (wooden bats of course - wouldn't want to end it too soon). Then tee up some golf balls. Then regulation bocce balls.

Then take the helmet off and do an old fashioned middle eastern stoning. Make in an eight hour day.

Yes, my internet tough guy card is current.

Of course he didn't kill the child. Nice try, but you missed.

The guy buying the concrete? Um, yeah, he did. From TFA:

"Williams has been charged with homicide by child abuse."

"Batalis determined the toddler died of homicidal violence and probable blunt head injury"


Try reading the entire article.
 
2012-10-11 02:52:17 PM
So, I'm one of those Stay At Home Moms who does all that crafty children's crap that makes people want to choke me to death and publish it on my blog with hi-res, close-focused, cropped and captioned step-by-step pictures and I often have to buy pretty random stuff from the store to complete my insanly retarded projects. The kids' bday party is this weekend and we're playing with "hillbilly waterbeds" and giant plastic bubbles blown up with box fans so I had to get a bunch of duct tape, thick plastic sheeting, new box cutter blades, and I also happened to need some wire and a long section of flexible tubing for something else entirely. The check out girl said, "So... what are you doing with all this... stuff?" I said, "oh, it's for my kids :D" She laughed awkwardly, took my money and handed me the bags. The security guard came out to the parking lot after a few minutes to ask if I needed help with the bags. I said no thanks but he stood there and watched me load the trunk. He took my cart when I was done and I had the idea that I should maybe explain why I made the purchases I did, but I know when I worked in my pharmacy and druggies and meth smurfs would tell me these cockamamie stories it just made me hate them more so I figured I'd just smile and walk away.

Epic party at my house this weekend, btw.

And fark any adult who beats a child to death or hides a childs dead body "because I had to." fark you, loser piece of shiat.
 
2012-10-11 02:54:44 PM
For the last time, it's not cement, it's concrete. Cement is an ingredient in concrete but it also needs sand and an aggregate to make it concrete. Cement by itself has very little strength and you can't bury a body under it because it will crack in no time. It's like saying "we ate flour" instead of "we ate cake".

Now, if you're going to do it, do it right: First put the body in the freezer for several days so it's good and solid. Next take it outside and put it on a canvas tarp on the ground (not anything hard like stones, concrete, brick patio, etc.). Next don a tyvek suit and use an axe to cut the body into manageable sized pieces and double bag them in heavy duty trash bags You'll slice through the canvas a few times but nothing will be obvious enough for the authorities to decide to look there for DNA evidence.

Since it's frozen solid, there will be very little "splatter", hence no DNA to tie you to anything. Now to dispose of the pieces: a pig farm is good if you have access to one, other people's septic tanks are also good being sure to spread the parts around to lots of different tanks in lots of different places. Acid generally isn't a good idea because you have to leave it for a while to do its work and time is the enemy.

Be sure to pull any dental work that would identify the person as well as a few good teeth because if only the identifiable dental work is missing, it's a red flag. Finally, after all the parts are gone, burn the canvas tarp, the trash bags, the axe, the tyvek suit and the clothes you were wearing. Then get a new handle for the axe, resharpen it and put it away as usual. Fertilize the lawn, core aerate and water well. Even better, spread some lime afterwards.

Yes, my wife does sleep with one eye open, why do you ask?
 
2012-10-11 02:57:51 PM

hdhale:
You seem to want to screw a lot of people, do you have a sex addiction?


You ask a lot of questions.
Like that lady who used to work at Lowes.
 
2012-10-11 03:00:37 PM
I'd go with the hydraulic cement myself,
 
2012-10-11 03:01:23 PM

vudukungfu: True story, bro/
We had a family reunion in PA last summer, and I drove down from VT. I reserved a camping spot, but on the long drive, I realized I had forgotten a rain fly and hatchet, which is odd, I have a dozen hatchets ate home and usually one in the car. So it's after dark on a rainy Friday when I pull into Lowes, and in kind of a hurry, I grab a hatchet, some clothesline and a huge tarp. And I get to the counter and pull out cash. The lady wants my phone number. Now I'm in PA, and been living in VT for 30 years, and not too happy about having to be in PA at all and not in a good mood after driving from Vermont to Pa all day long, so I just gritted my teeth and leaned in to her and said, "Look, lady. I'm just a guy on a cold, dark, rainy night trying to buy a hatchet, rope and tarp with no questions asked. Now do you have a problem with that? Or are we going to kill a sale here"? Well, she went as white as that gas station guy in No Country For Old Men, but she took the money and I left. I hate central PA, and I hate the hillbillies working at Lowes and I hate giving out personal information when making a cash sale. Screw her, screw Lowes, and screw central PA.
End True story Bro


You mean she didn't stall while her manager called the police!?
 
2012-10-11 03:02:03 PM

wildcardjack: Private_Citizen: Hydroflouric acid in a polyethylene or polypropylene tub.

Come now, be practical. Just stick with the muriatic acid, as long as we're at home depot. That stuff works great as a drain cleaner, eating away at the grease and hair that makes up a clog or dead child.


It's probably been said already but strong bases work better.
 
2012-10-11 03:02:56 PM
You can hide the body in anything, but you're going to want something less pourous than concrete once the body starts to break down. Concrete weeps.
 
2012-10-11 03:03:33 PM

MayoBoy: Fertilize the lawn, core aerate and water well. Even better, spread some lime afterwards.


I heard wearing cleated golf shoes was good for lawn areation, so I wear them when I'm mowing.
Also, One should always buy ahead on those big bags of lime.
You can get a small bag, one at a time it until you have a couple of 80 gallon trash bins full of it.
Never know when you're going to need a quarter ton of that good stuff.
 
2012-10-11 03:04:17 PM

hogans: *Sigh* One last time, people. You don't want cement, you want lime!


i1.kym-cdn.com
Oh he tried to hide the body that way, but unfortunately he didn't understand homonyms.
 
2012-10-11 03:11:39 PM

MayoBoy: For the last time, it's not cement, it's concrete. Cement is an ingredient in concrete but it also needs sand and an aggregate to make it concrete. Cement by itself has very little strength and you can't bury a body under it because it will crack in no time. It's like saying "we ate flour" instead of "we ate cake".

Now, if you're going to do it, do it right: First put the body in the freezer for several days so it's good and solid. Next take it outside and put it on a canvas tarp on the ground (not anything hard like stones, concrete, brick patio, etc.). Next don a tyvek suit and use an axe to cut the body into manageable sized pieces and double bag them in heavy duty trash bags You'll slice through the canvas a few times but nothing will be obvious enough for the authorities to decide to look there for DNA evidence.

Since it's frozen solid, there will be very little "splatter", hence no DNA to tie you to anything. Now to dispose of the pieces: a pig farm is good if you have access to one, other people's septic tanks are also good being sure to spread the parts around to lots of different tanks in lots of different places. Acid generally isn't a good idea because you have to leave it for a while to do its work and time is the enemy.

Be sure to pull any dental work that would identify the person as well as a few good teeth because if only the identifiable dental work is missing, it's a red flag. Finally, after all the parts are gone, burn the canvas tarp, the trash bags, the axe, the tyvek suit and the clothes you were wearing. Then get a new handle for the axe, resharpen it and put it away as usual. Fertilize the lawn, core aerate and water well. Even better, spread some lime afterwards.

Yes, my wife does sleep with one eye open, why do you ask?


You're the newest addition to my favorites list. (Note: "Planning to kill his wife")
 
2012-10-11 03:20:36 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Epic party at my house this weekend, btw.


Damn. I'm there, ma'am. I'll be bringing my childhood self, my kid, and every other person I've ever met who isn't dead inside. Uhh... Joke not intended there.
 
2012-10-11 03:23:33 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ravenlore: The All-Powerful Atheismo: H31N0US: I have a 2 year old child. That's the approximate age when they develop a sense of independence and freewill, but have limited ability to process cause and effect as relates to their actions. It can be frustrating.

Having said all that, if you are too immature to understand the above and be patient while they develop the ability to reason their way through issues rather than just crying and whining, then you should not have had the kid.

In cases like this, I think public stoning is warranted.

Put him mid-thigh deep in a 50 gallon barrel full of Lowes cement. When it hardens, cuff his hands behind his back, put a football helmet on him, and start with baseballs for a few hours. Hell, have a little batting practice (wooden bats of course - wouldn't want to end it too soon). Then tee up some golf balls. Then regulation bocce balls.

Then take the helmet off and do an old fashioned middle eastern stoning. Make in an eight hour day.

Yes, my internet tough guy card is current.

Of course he didn't kill the child. Nice try, but you missed.

The guy buying the concrete? Um, yeah, he did. From TFA:

"Williams has been charged with homicide by child abuse."

"Batalis determined the toddler died of homicidal violence and probable blunt head injury"

Try reading the entire article.


What?

*re-reads*

Oh...mom did it, not dad.

That article is about as clear as mud.

Also, I apologize for only reading half.
 
2012-10-11 03:23:55 PM

MayoBoy: For the last time, it's not cement, it's concrete. Cement is an ingredient in concrete but it also needs sand and an aggregate to make it concrete. Cement by itself has very little strength and you can't bury a body under it because it will crack in no time. It's like saying "we ate flour" instead of "we ate cake".

Now, if you're going to do it, do it right: First put the body in the freezer for several days so it's good and solid. Next take it outside and put it on a canvas tarp on the ground (not anything hard like stones, concrete, brick patio, etc.). Next don a tyvek suit and use an axe to cut the body into manageable sized pieces and double bag them in heavy duty trash bags You'll slice through the canvas a few times but nothing will be obvious enough for the authorities to decide to look there for DNA evidence.

Since it's frozen solid, there will be very little "splatter", hence no DNA to tie you to anything. Now to dispose of the pieces: a pig farm is good if you have access to one, other people's septic tanks are also good being sure to spread the parts around to lots of different tanks in lots of different places. Acid generally isn't a good idea because you have to leave it for a while to do its work and time is the enemy.

Be sure to pull any dental work that would identify the person as well as a few good teeth because if only the identifiable dental work is missing, it's a red flag. Finally, after all the parts are gone, burn the canvas tarp, the trash bags, the axe, the tyvek suit and the clothes you were wearing. Then get a new handle for the axe, resharpen it and put it away as usual. Fertilize the lawn, core aerate and water well. Even better, spread some lime afterwards.

Yes, my wife does sleep with one eye open, why do you ask?


I prefer to have the dinner party guests take a piece of the body with them as they leave and dispose of it in the trash. If they do it correctly, the distribution pattern will look like a smiley face.
 
2012-10-11 03:25:40 PM
Reminds me of a killing back where I grew up in Ventura County, CA. Woman decided to kill her lovers wife (most likely with his suggestion, but he didn't get his hands dirty). So she rented a car (in her own name), bought a wig (in her own name) bought a rent-a-cop uniform (in her own name) and a hatchet (you get the idea). She kidnapped the wife from a Target parking lot by telling her that she was store security, then drove her up to the Ojai mountains and hacked her to death. But she left a large blood stain in the back seat.

So she starts calling around to dry cleaners asking how to get blood stains out of the rentals upolstory (which she didn't manage to do)

Last I heard, she went to jail for a very long time.
 
2012-10-11 03:27:49 PM

ravenlore: The All-Powerful Atheismo: ravenlore: The All-Powerful Atheismo: H31N0US: I have a 2 year old child. That's the approximate age when they develop a sense of independence and freewill, but have limited ability to process cause and effect as relates to their actions. It can be frustrating.

Having said all that, if you are too immature to understand the above and be patient while they develop the ability to reason their way through issues rather than just crying and whining, then you should not have had the kid.

In cases like this, I think public stoning is warranted.

Put him mid-thigh deep in a 50 gallon barrel full of Lowes cement. When it hardens, cuff his hands behind his back, put a football helmet on him, and start with baseballs for a few hours. Hell, have a little batting practice (wooden bats of course - wouldn't want to end it too soon). Then tee up some golf balls. Then regulation bocce balls.

Then take the helmet off and do an old fashioned middle eastern stoning. Make in an eight hour day.

Yes, my internet tough guy card is current.

Of course he didn't kill the child. Nice try, but you missed.

The guy buying the concrete? Um, yeah, he did. From TFA:

"Williams has been charged with homicide by child abuse."

"Batalis determined the toddler died of homicidal violence and probable blunt head injury"

Try reading the entire article.

What?

*re-reads*

Oh...mom did it, not dad.

That article is about as clear as mud.

Also, I apologize for only reading half.


To be fair, it was apparently the result of long term abuse. Maybe both of them were doing that.
 
2012-10-11 03:38:47 PM

2KanZam: In cases like this, I think public stoning is warranted.


Dude, you want to stone a 2 year old kid?


Deuteronomy 21:18-21. Children who are unruly should be taken to the city gates and stoned to death.
 
2012-10-11 03:39:19 PM

Eirik: Reminds me of a killing back where I grew up in Ventura County, CA. Woman decided to kill her lovers wife (most likely with his suggestion, but he didn't get his hands dirty). So she rented a car (in her own name), bought a wig (in her own name) bought a rent-a-cop uniform (in her own name) and a hatchet (you get the idea). She kidnapped the wife from a Target parking lot by telling her that she was store security, then drove her up to the Ojai mountains and hacked her to death. But she left a large blood stain in the back seat.

So she starts calling around to dry cleaners asking how to get blood stains out of the rentals upolstory (which she didn't manage to do)

Last I heard, she went to jail for a very long time.


The husband worked at the Von's grocery store by my house on Thompson Blvd (I think the wife did too), I'll never forget how creepy that was.
 
2012-10-11 04:05:30 PM

Private_Citizen: Hydroflouric acid in a polyethylene or polypropylene tub.


Yeah, HF would do it.
 
2012-10-11 05:49:08 PM

Private_Citizen: Hydroflouric acid in a polyethylene or polypropylene tub.


The bath tub should work just fine.
 
2012-10-11 06:10:17 PM
if your smart, you order it from Amazon.com

then leave positive feedback saying how well it worked for burying your kid
 
2012-10-11 06:36:52 PM

Langdon Alger: Let me see, make sure i got everything, duct tape, nylon rope, ten pulleys, eye bolts, motor oil, leather razor strap, cattle prod, electric charcoal starter, blow torch and uhh...something I'm forgetting.....OH YEAH, do you sell condoms?


"I don't know what you have planned for tonight, Homer, but you can count me out."
 
2012-10-11 07:33:02 PM
Home Depot probably couldn't help you find the right size nut for a 3/8-16 bolt.
Part of the problem may also be that Home Depot's 3/8-16 nuts may be of a different size, since one is manufactured in eastern China and the other in western China and measurements just might translate differently in different parts of the cheap labor world.

/hate that place with a passion
 
2012-10-11 07:59:24 PM
Gunite. You want gunite.
 
2012-10-11 08:16:35 PM

Oldiron_79: I'm kind of partial to using pigs myself. They will take care of bones and all


Can you find human dna in pig shiat? If anyone thought to look, that is.
 
2012-10-11 08:22:41 PM
What was this idiot planning on doing with a garbage can full of hard concrete? Pretty sure Lowes rents woodchippers.
 
2012-10-11 08:28:08 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Shadow Blasko: When I worked at Home Despot I had some guys come up to the contractor desk one night, who were obviously inibriated, carrying threaded pipe sections, drill bits, end caps, and some wire.

I just looked at them...and all I could say was "Who is the target?"

They said "Big Boy down the street. That Fiberglass bastard has got to go"

Me "You can do it, we can help"

/Then I had my manager price check the end caps (no stickers) and get the sheriff on the phone while he was at it. Sheriff who did... Nothing.


Maybe they were just messing with us, but my manager insisted it was on the level.

//Swear its all true.

Ah man, you almost blew that case wide open, Sgt Retail. Hopefully you'll do better on the mystery of the clogged toilet in the women's restroom.


Hey, I was just doing it because I had a friend who did the hiring there and they needed the help.

Of course there is more to the story.. They actually said they were trying to make a pipe bomb. Asked about thread sealant and everything.. It's not a case of "They could have been building something and I decided to cause them trouble" they admitted it to me and my manager.

*shrugs* ..
 
2012-10-12 01:15:34 AM
This is a trick question. The correct answer is "None." Just drive your dead kid around in the trunk of your car for a while until you figure out where to dump the body. It certainly worked for Tot-Mom.
 
2012-10-12 01:23:46 AM

hogans: *Sigh* One last time, people. You don't want cement, you want lime!


but not too many, fella
 
2012-10-12 05:44:13 AM
Ask these two:

0.tqn.com
 
2012-10-12 09:56:05 AM

Dedmon: Private_Citizen: Hydroflouric acid in a polyethylene or polypropylene tub.

The bath tub should work just fine.


you're gonna need a lot of baking soda
 
2012-10-12 10:18:49 AM

Amphipath: Hopefully big boy got what was coming to him. Smug bastard.


Noooooooo

www.macandchris.com
 
2012-10-12 01:29:22 PM
namegoeshere: Oldiron_79: I'm kind of partial to using pigs myself. They will take care of bones and all

Can you find human dna in pig shiat? If anyone thought to look, that is.


I doubt it, the enzymes in the digestive tract should destroy it, and even if it doesn't it would be contaminated with pig DNA
 
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