WhippingBoy: What did they do after they were kicked out of the restaurant?
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Lionel Hutz: And what happened after you were kicked out of the all-you-can-eat restaurant Mrs. Simpson?Marge: We...went home...Lionel Hutz: I must remind you Mrs. Simpson, you are under oath.Marge: We...we...drove around until 2am looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.(starts crying)Lionel Hutz: And after that?Marge: (Sobs) We went fishing!/From memory, probably butchered it//Bottomless Pete
WhippingBoy: While I enjoy a buffet on occasion, I've had to stop going for the following reasons:1. The sight of wheezing morbos struggling to waddle back to their table with their 9th and 10th heaping plate of food2. Those "clever" people who, when confronted with something like beef chop suey, pick out all of the meat (and I mean all) and leave just the vegetables for the rest of us3. People who insist on repeatedly taking the smallest amount scientifically possible (even though there's a giant serving spoon) and do it repeatedly, thus holding up the line (I once saw a blue-hair spoon 65 green peas onto her plate--one pea at a time!!!!)
BizarreMan: Sounds like it's not just that they eat a lot, but that they make a complete mess of the buffet as they are getting their food.Local joint does family style round-table food. Sit at a big-ass round table (get it) that has a lazy susan in the middle. You're sitting there with up to 10 other people and they bring out dishes of food. Two or three meats, five or six vegetables. And when you're done, desert. They will bring out refills if one of the dishes is really popular and emptied out. At the same time, there is a flow to the meal. Food is brought out, when people start winding up what they're eating, they take off the food and bring out desert. It's a whole cycle.One time I went in there with a bunch of work friends, and we hang around a bit waiting to be seated. There are two relatively slim women sitting at a table, finishing up their desert. The table gets bussed and we're seated at the table. The two women finish their desert and just sit there. Ignoring the check on the table between them. Ten minutes later we're still waiting for our food to be brought out, and the ladies are still there. Finally the manager comes over and tells them that their meal is over and no more food will be brought out for them. They biatched and moaned about how they were paying for the seat and deserved all they could eat. Manager says you had your shot the first time around. It's time to go. They finally left after screwing up our lunch and making us late back to work.
Noah_Tall: Wait. There are people who eat less than 6 bowls of food at a Mongolian barbecue? Those bowls are tiny and the food cooks down a lot. It takes two bowls just to make a small serving on a plate. Unless you fill it up with nothing but noodles and veggies./Yes I am fat//If 5'9" 160lbs is fat///yes I have one of those metabolisms. Jealous?
AssAsInAssassin: I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet. I told the waiter "I'm not very hungry, so can I get a discount?"OK, I stole that joke from some comedian.
AssAsInAssassin: Anyway, the solution is simple: All you can eat in an hour. After the hour is up, you can pay for another hour, or get the fark out
Cognitive Displaysia: He fixes the cable?
AssAsInAssassin: I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet. I told the waiter "I'm not very hungry, so can I get a discount?"OK, I stole that joke from some comedian.Anyway, the solution is simple: All you can eat in an hour. After the hour is up, you can pay for another hour, or get the fark out.
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