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(Patch)   Want to teach a teenager not to disrespect his elders? Threatening to break his finger off and shove it up his ass ought to do the trick   (dacula.patch.com) divider line 9
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2012-10-11 12:44:54 PM
3 votes:
You should respond to parking disputes like adults and slash their tires when they're not looking.
2012-10-11 12:27:12 PM
2 votes:
I read that as "Dracula man".
2012-10-11 03:06:10 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: hutchkc: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: chachi88: It should be legal in all 50 states to kick shiathead teenagers asses.

Farking kids think that there are no consequences to their actions.

You go, cranky old man!

Getting strangled is an appropriate consequence for parking in a "drive-thru only" spot? You're a lunatic.

I suspect it was more the attitude he received that sent the guy into a rage.

Yeah, well if his wife would have kept her mouth shut, he wouldn't have gotten any attitude.



I believe that's in the woman handbook as they don't have to deal with the pissed off response.
2012-10-11 02:57:05 PM
1 votes:
Anyone looking at the other headlines from that site???

Peeping Tom Uses Stolen Ladder to Peek Into Second Floor Bedroom
Man Caught With Shopping Cart Full of Beer: 'I Am Drunk, I Don't Know Why'
Disgruntled Former Employee Stymied When Bomb Fails to Explode
Shaken, Not Stirred, Martini Leads to Armed Confrontation
Messy Dispute Ends in Missing Liquor, Smeared Beans and Broken Eyeglasses
Half-Dressed Woman Cusses out Officers
Dacula Man Admits Grabbing Teen by Neck During Dispute at McDonald's
Dacula Man Beat Wife With Table Leg in Front of Children
Woman Arrested After Dancing Naked Outside
Pistol-Packing Woman Puts End to Party
'Bomb' Toting Robber Strikes Hamilton Mill Chick-fil-A
One-Armed Man Arrested for Public Indecency
Man Finds Girlfriend Naked in Another Man's Bed
'Well-Endowed' Man Flashes Woman

!!!!!
2012-10-11 02:43:38 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: You should respond to parking disputes like adults and slash their tires when they're not looking.




I'm older and I have more insurance

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2012-10-11 02:26:41 PM
1 votes:
Want to teach a teenager not to disrespect his elders? Threatening to break his finger off and shove it up his ass ought to do the trick

FTFY, Subby
2012-10-11 02:20:56 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Calmamity: This is one of those stories where everyone is an asshole.

Have to agree. But that kid really knew how to push it to the limit without getting his hands dirty.

"There's a fine line between stupid and clever"

i2.ytimg.com
2012-10-11 02:18:37 PM
1 votes:

Pawn takes the King: I read that as "Dracula man".


The kid's lucky he only grabbed his neck instead of biting it.
2012-10-11 12:26:29 PM
1 votes:
Maybe the kid would like some fries with that shake.
 
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