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2012-10-11 10:56:27 AM
I'm going to hold out for the Ruthven Zipcode's take on this incident, as it is the paper of note in the greater-Iowa Lost Island Lake metropolitan region.
 
2012-10-11 11:18:11 AM
Crying foul?
 
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2012-10-11 11:20:03 AM
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2012-10-11 11:20:32 AM
Green Acre Animal Clinic in Wahoo.

Green acres is the place for me. Farm livin' is the life for me.

/Wahoo!!!
 
2012-10-11 11:22:54 AM
That just ain't gunna fly round here, boys.
 
2012-10-11 11:32:50 AM
What I'm taking away from this is that it's possible to buy an Emu for $30 cash with zero paperwork.
 
2012-10-11 11:34:58 AM
Sorry but that headline oversold the story, which was more sad than funny, sadly.
 
2012-10-11 11:38:21 AM
Watch out for their feet, they are like velociraptor's feet. Can gut you in one kick.
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2012-10-11 11:39:41 AM

Walker: Watch out for their feet, they are like velociraptor's feet. Can gut you in one kick.
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Used to skate past an ostrich/emu farm. Those guys were impressive. Glad there was much fencing.
 
2012-10-11 11:44:59 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Walker: Watch out for their feet, they are like velociraptor's feet. Can gut you in one kick.
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Used to skate past an ostrich/emu farm. Those guys were impressive. Glad there was much fencing.


I visited an animal park in Australia and they just let them run loose. Quite startling when this giant thing runs by you fast or they start looking at you funny like they are gonna attack you and there is nothing separating you from them. You are pretty much farked.
 
2012-10-11 11:45:53 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Walker: Watch out for their feet, they are like velociraptor's feet. Can gut you in one kick.
[img.photobucket.com image 419x474]

Used to skate past an ostrich/emu farm. Those guys were impressive. Glad there was much fencing.


Jesus christ! They can use swords too?!
 
2012-10-11 11:48:09 AM
So you can't blame the bird for losing a few feathers -- and leaving a few droppings

Bird droppings the size of human poop
 
2012-10-11 11:48:38 AM
So now the 3 kids have criminal charges. Too bad the school and the parents didn't have a meeting and decide that a better lesson would be to have the 3 scrub the floors in the entire school, then the school would be cleaner and the kids would still have a consequence and no record to complicate their lives when they grow up and realize how dumb they had been. Heck, I would have chipped in and donated 3 new toothbrushes.
 
2012-10-11 11:49:29 AM
It's like my grandmother always said: an emu in the school is worth six criminal charges.

...She had a rough road there, towards the end.
 
2012-10-11 11:52:17 AM

anotar: So now the 3 kids have criminal charges. Too bad the school and the parents didn't have a meeting and decide that a better lesson would be to have the 3 scrub the floors in the entire school, then the school would be cleaner and the kids would still have a consequence and no record to complicate their lives when they grow up and realize how dumb they had been. Heck, I would have chipped in and donated 3 new toothbrushes.


Now we get to pay. For welfare and prison. So we are winning.

/i feel safer
 
2012-10-11 12:26:21 PM

anotar: So now the 3 kids have criminal charges. Too bad the school and the parents didn't have a meeting and decide that a better lesson would be to have the 3 scrub the floors in the entire school, then the school would be cleaner and the kids would still have a consequence and no record to complicate their lives when they grow up and realize how dumb they had been. Heck, I would have chipped in and donated 3 new toothbrushes.


X a million. The system and people behind the charges are on the same stupid and simple thought process as the idiot teenagers.
 
2012-10-11 12:53:31 PM
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2012-10-11 01:37:07 PM
"And Fairchild decided not to take the $30.
"I figured they were legit, and they drove that far to get it. They said they had a good home for it, but they didn't.""

A-holes all around.
 
2012-10-11 02:24:31 PM

Walker: Watch out for their feet, they are like velociraptor's feet. Can gut you in one kick.
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And thats not even the scariest of the extant ratites.

Cassowary foot.

animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu

Deinonychus foot.

umlauf.websnadno.cz

They will fark your shiat up.

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2012-10-11 03:33:30 PM

Cyno01: Walker: Watch out for their feet, they are like velociraptor's feet. Can gut you in one kick.
[img.photobucket.com image 419x474]

And thats not even the scariest of the extant ratites.

Cassowary foot.

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Deinonychus foot.

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They will fark your shiat up.

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/im hungry
 
2012-10-11 04:14:32 PM
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2012-10-11 04:56:11 PM
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Go cry, emu kid.
 


/hotlink'd
 
2012-10-11 06:14:11 PM

Walker: Watch out for their feet, they are like velociraptor's feet. Can gut you in one kick.


Reminds me of how for awhile, here in my area, Ostrich Meat began appearing in our grocery store.

It was both inexpensive and tasty!

And in no time at all I had an impressive variety of favorite ostrich recipes!

YUMMY!


Then, as quickly and as quietly as it had arrived, the ostrich meat disappeared from the grocery.

Concerned, I asked the store manager what had happened?

He told me they could no longer find ostrich meat suppliers.

"What happened to all the suppliers," I asked.

'Well,"he said, "turns out that the ostrich meat suppliers were entrepreneurs. And they did NOT know - when they began ostrich farming - that ostriches can run 45 mph, are very intelligent, can crack a human skull with one savage peck, have razor sharp talons, anger easily and seem to carry a grudgeLink.
What with ostriches being about 10 feet tall and weighing in at around 400 pounds - it just didn't work out as planned."

You're Gonna Do WHAT With Me?
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Bring It On!
We'll SEE Who's Top of the Food Chain!
 
2012-10-12 03:51:58 AM
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