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(Politico)   Will Biden act like your uncle who hasn't gotten the dosage right yet? Will Ryan flex his muscles before running away from his budget like a sissy? Will we get a new ^_^ -_- meme out of this? It's your VP Debate Democratic Rumble Thread (9PM EST)   (politico.com ) divider line
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2012-10-12 12:59:36 AM  
28 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 08:09:10 PM  
17 votes:
img580.imageshack.us
2012-10-11 10:38:44 AM  
17 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2012-10-11 10:09:15 PM  
16 votes:
Joe Biden would be lucky to get a passing grade in a high school government class. This is an absolute disgrace. Paul Ryan won this debate with his honesty and clarity. I did not watch the debate. What is going on?
2012-10-11 11:12:11 PM  
15 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-12 01:07:29 AM  
13 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 11:13:59 PM  
13 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 09:02:35 PM  
13 votes:
i1020.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:41:10 PM  
12 votes:
Todd Akin says that Paul Ryan's body has a natural way of shutting down after what Biden did to him tonight
2012-10-11 01:23:57 PM  
12 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
memecrunch.com
2012-10-11 11:15:50 PM  
11 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:48:06 PM  
11 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 10:00:08 PM  
11 votes:
This debate is going to hurt Obama with Teaparty voters.
2012-10-11 09:41:43 PM  
11 votes:
Bill Maher Tweet- "@billmaher: Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv"
2012-10-12 01:37:29 AM  
10 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:33:55 PM  
10 votes:
Ryan went down to debate. He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this Biden sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot,
And Ryan jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Biden, let me tell you what.

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now, you play pretty good fiddle, Biden, but give Ryan his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The Biden said, "My name's Joe, and it might be a sin.
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Joe, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'Cause hell's broke loose in debate and Ryan deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, Ryan gets your soul.

Ryan opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of talking heads joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:

::Fiddle interlude::

When Ryan finished, Joe said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son,
but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run.
Ryan's in the House of the Rising Sun.
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

That Ryan bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Joe's feet.
Joe said, "Ryan, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
Cause I told you once, you son of a biatch, I'm the best that's ever been."

He played:

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run.
Ryan's in the House of the Rising Sun.
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.
2012-10-11 04:04:35 PM  
10 votes:
img267.imageshack.us
2012-10-11 11:11:55 PM  
9 votes:

Supes: Caption contest!!

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x318]


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
2012-10-11 11:10:19 PM  
9 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
"Randroid, please!"

s3.amazonaws.com
"Look at the size of this F*ck that I give about what you just said."

s3.amazonaws.com
"Should I rope this dope some more or just put him out of our misery, folks?"
2012-10-11 10:45:42 PM  
9 votes:

paj: Wolf Blitzer - "looked like a draw."


18.media.tumblr.com

Alrighty then.
2012-10-11 10:15:17 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 08:58:16 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.com

Thank you for the TF MisterTweak!
2012-10-11 07:16:12 PM  
9 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 10:51:52 PM  
8 votes:
I haven't seen a catholic get whipped that hard since I saw Passion of the Christ.
2012-10-11 10:32:24 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com

Seriously, this template is gold.
2012-10-11 10:16:15 PM  
8 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-10-11 09:57:32 PM  
8 votes:
I think that Joe Biden is not telling the truth when he calls Paul Ryan a friend.
2012-10-11 11:20:28 PM  
7 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:16:58 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:08:13 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:06:59 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:46:36 PM  
7 votes:
i134.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 09:36:07 PM  
7 votes:
images.pictureshunt.com
2012-10-11 09:28:14 PM  
7 votes:

Biden is like seconds away from doing *jerk off motion* when Paul Ryan talks.

- Chris Weingarten (@1000TimesYes) October 12, 2012
2012-10-11 08:47:57 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 05:40:21 AM  
6 votes:
Betters?

i243.photobucket.com

I tired, goes off to bed now.
2012-10-12 05:31:57 AM  
6 votes:
I has a badge. Will this be satisfactory?

i243.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:51:05 PM  
6 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 11:47:13 PM  
6 votes:
snagged from twitter:

dumbimages.net
2012-10-11 11:10:20 PM  
6 votes:
i86.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:46:15 PM  
6 votes:
Eloquent Biden Brings Entire Audience to Tears in Debate Stunner

o.onionstatic.com

"My name is Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.," said the vice president, his voice choking. "Over the years I have been made an object of mockery and ridicule. I have seen pictures of me in the most humiliating positions you can think of plastered across newspapers all over the world. I have been treated as a punch line. A dope. A farkin' jester among kings. But don't be fooled. I am also a man who has touched sorrow. And I am a son of a biatch who has spent nearly seven decades on the razor's edge and lived to tell the tale. I may not say it often, and I may never say it again, but I wish to say to you now that I am also a man worthy of love. And worthy of respect."

"Thank you all so damn much," Biden added. "I just...I love this country, man."

Wiping his eyes, Biden then descended from the table and sat back down as the tearful and blindsided audience attempted to make sense of what they had just witnessed.

After nearly a full minute of deeply moving silence, Biden then whistled loudly and admitted to the assembled crowd that he had "a huge farkin' woody right now."
2012-10-11 10:25:28 PM  
6 votes:
Count me among the women who want to blow Biden right now. Because DAMN son, at this point I'd vote you in for 2016. And blow you again.
2012-10-11 10:15:13 PM  
6 votes:

eagles95: imontheinternet: What's the odds on there being a puddle under Ryan's seat at the end of this thing?

what color?


Red. Biden went in with no lube tonight.
2012-10-11 10:14:56 PM  
6 votes:
Jill Biden's twitter
Dr. Jill Biden @JillBidenVeep
Oh geez, I knew I shouldn't have let Joe watch Gran Torino before the debate. #VPDebate
Priceless
Screw Clinton 2016, Biden 2016 put the Trans Am on the white house lawn!
2012-10-11 10:06:16 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:02:33 PM  
6 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-11 09:47:42 PM  
6 votes:

Will-Mun: Does... Does Biden read Fark?


Right now Biden IS Fark.
2012-10-11 09:27:36 PM  
6 votes:
JOE BIDEN I WILL TOTALLY BLOW YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR TRANS-AM!!
2012-10-11 09:20:09 PM  
6 votes:
HE SAID MALARKY!!!

HE TOOK A DRINK!! HE IS PLAYING THE GAME WITH US!!!!
2012-10-11 09:13:10 PM  
6 votes:
Ryan: I AM A CONSERVATIVE GOD! I WILL NOT BE MANHANDLED BY...

Biden: *SMASH!SMASH!SMASH!*

Biden: Puny god...
2012-10-11 08:58:26 PM  
6 votes:
I expect Ryan to fully support his past decisions and legislation with 100% fealty.
2012-10-11 08:23:09 PM  
6 votes:
i134.photobucket.com

What time is it?

i134.photobucket.com

Sexy time.

i134.photobucket.com

You'll be gentle?

i134.photobucket.com

Just the tip.

i134.photobucket.com

...

i134.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 05:41:38 PM  
6 votes:
public.dcexp.com
2012-10-12 12:30:27 AM  
5 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-12 12:11:31 AM  
5 votes:
Oh, the media is now speculating Biden was heavily fatigued and held back from performing at his finest thanks to improper event planning. Nobody had a wheelbarrow and he had to carry his own balls on-stage.
2012-10-11 11:33:25 PM  
5 votes:
themeaningoflifeisnotThey're just skeered that Romney might come after them once he kills Big Bird.

Well, considering what you could see before the debate started..

www.clusterfake.net
2012-10-11 11:00:55 PM  
5 votes:

Bontesla: Weaver95: zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?

Biden had a vorpal sword and confirmed a crit against Ryan.

You underestimated the complete devastation Ryan suffered.


well there was a moment or two there when Biden was running around saying 'THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!' with the lightening and explosions and whatnot.
2012-10-11 10:49:49 PM  
5 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-10-11 10:44:50 PM  
5 votes:

CygnusDarius: Ok, just got back from work. What the hell happened?.


Biden turned into a relentless killing machine and Ryan got to find out what his own innards taste like.
2012-10-11 10:32:45 PM  
5 votes:

cache.gawkerassets.com

FLAWLESS VICTORY

2012-10-11 10:32:13 PM  
5 votes:

sprawl15: Mike_LowELL: ObamaSucks64 on the Obama Sucks forums is reporting that Barack Obama broke down crying while watching the debate, screaming "WHY ARE DOING THIS TO GRAMPA JOE?" I look forward to seeing how the lie-beral media spins this one.

SNEObamaSucks is a far superior poster to ObamaSuckst64.


I liked SNEObamaSucks, but he got banned for claiming that tax cuts do not create additional revenue under any and all circumstances. Pretty much outed himself as a liberal on that one. ObamaSucks85 says that he's thinking about reinstating the dude's posting privileges, but I think he's going to have a tough time getting anyone on that message board to take him seriously again. ObamaSucks64 is probably one of the ten best posters on that web site, up there with ObamaSucksDong and ObamaSucks171. Either way, you can't go wrong with any of those guys.
2012-10-11 10:31:58 PM  
5 votes:

tudorgurl: This thread doesn't have nearly enough Photoshops.

I am disappoint.


images.wikia.com
2012-10-11 10:17:21 PM  
5 votes:
Dafarq?

i.imgur.com

A baby named 'bean', you say?
2012-10-11 10:15:30 PM  
5 votes:

fqhollis: Abortion! Finally.


That's what she said.

/I'm so sorry.
2012-10-11 10:04:30 PM  
5 votes:

majshark: Ryan is winning this by default. Biden is overcompensating by being being rude while Obama was quiet for his debate. Biden is the definition of loco this debate.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 10:03:09 PM  
5 votes:
There's clearly media bias on display. Ryan hasn't been asked any questions about Ayn Rand and instead being asked for specifics and facts.

/WTF
2012-10-11 09:58:59 PM  
5 votes:
I could see Biden, jumping out of the white trans-am from the Onion article, wearing a lion skin, beating Paul over the head with a ox femur, ululating to the heavens, then EATING him.

/Just sayin
2012-10-11 09:58:05 PM  
5 votes:
I am a random login with an old account that you've never seen before and I am trolling this thread with pro-Ryan, anti-Biden comments.
2012-10-11 09:52:18 PM  
5 votes:
Fark Cons:

static.prtst.net
2012-10-11 09:36:45 PM  
5 votes:
images.latinospost.com

This massive dicking reminds me of the time me and some buddies tag teamed Ryan's mom in the Summer of '87. She was a looker back then, I tell ya.
2012-10-11 09:28:28 PM  
5 votes:
www.blackwebent.com
2012-10-11 09:24:18 PM  
5 votes:
cyclesc.org

I'll just leave this here.
2012-10-12 06:30:01 AM  
4 votes:
2012-10-12 01:25:35 AM  
4 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com

Vice President Joe Biden exits his custom-built Trans Am airplane
2012-10-11 11:52:49 PM  
4 votes:
i309.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:51:45 PM  
4 votes:
Because it's never too late...
farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-10-11 11:28:34 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 11:08:48 PM  
4 votes:
InflamedGonads : Skeptos: Here's the big difference between us and them: when our guy clearly loses, we admit it.

Thanks for your wisdom, loser.


i1020.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:02:37 PM  
4 votes:

AkaDad: Paul Ryan was asking for it.


so you're saying he shouldn't have dressed like a slut?
2012-10-11 11:02:01 PM  
4 votes:

letsbefriendsagain.com
LIKE A BOSS!

2012-10-11 10:58:17 PM  
4 votes:

InflamedGonads: NBC says Draw idiots....please try to be reasonable kiddies.


"Draw idiots". So are we supposed to just start sketching Republicans now, or...?
2012-10-11 10:53:00 PM  
4 votes:
Fox News anchor just said "there is more spinning going on around here than in a laundromat." Then she imploded from irony
2012-10-11 10:47:02 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:41:33 PM  
4 votes:
i265.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:37:25 PM  
4 votes:

torquestripe: Bottom line DNC lost tonight.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:33:50 PM  
4 votes:
And now Ryan is going to go hate f*ck something back stage....MAN he's gotta be pissed off about that debate!

my unofficial results: Biden nailed it.
2012-10-11 10:29:00 PM  
4 votes:

Ryan: Honesty.

i.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:26:22 PM  
4 votes:
Scientific Method:
Define a question
Gather information and resources (observe)
Form an explanatory hypothesis
Test the hypothesis by performing an experiment and collecting data in a reproducible manner
Analyze the data
Interpret the data and draw conclusions that serve as a starting point for new hypothesis
Publish results
Retest (frequently done by other scientists)

Ryantific Method:
Define a question
Say "Science and Logic"
Answer the question
2012-10-11 10:22:24 PM  
4 votes:

Bossk'sSegway: [i46.tinypic.com image 850x563]


The thing everyone should take away from this debate:

Joe Biden is a warmage.
kab
2012-10-11 10:21:05 PM  
4 votes:
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
2012-10-11 10:20:53 PM  
4 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-10-11 10:19:43 PM  
4 votes:
Forcible rape. Drink!

Wait, don't. Then you'll get raped.
2012-10-11 10:13:44 PM  
4 votes:
Did Paul Ryan just say Hillary Clinton is right about something?

www.317am.net

Did u hear wut ur boy said 2nite?

cdn2-b.examiner.com

You're farking kidding me
2012-10-11 10:12:37 PM  
4 votes:
Bill Maher @billmaher
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Ryan. But it wld be cool if Biden made him cry
2012-10-11 10:11:22 PM  
4 votes:
wrestlinglatino.com

BAH GAWD KING! SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THIS!
2012-10-11 09:49:39 PM  
4 votes:
I was just driving, listening in the car. You know Ryan may be losing the debate on TV, but on radio he's losing even more!
2012-10-11 09:35:56 PM  
4 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: UNLEASH THE BIDEN!


i47.photobucket.com

/I love Joe
2012-10-11 09:35:09 PM  
4 votes:
I can't stop laughing.

Hey Fark Cons I think I finally understand your legitimate rape line.
2012-10-11 09:30:50 PM  
4 votes:

texasgopvote.com
Nice anecdote. Heres mine, plus a point

2012-10-11 09:25:47 PM  
4 votes:
I have the strangest boner right now
2012-10-11 09:23:37 PM  
4 votes:
Obama: "Hey Joe, it looks like their strategy is to blatantly lie."
Biden: "I see that BO, you think I wouldn't prepare for it?"
Obama: "Just resist the urge to say 'bullshiat' please"
2012-10-11 09:18:28 PM  
4 votes:
972mag.com
2012-10-11 09:18:07 PM  
4 votes:
The centrifuges are SPINNING!

/And Leon is getting laaaaarger!!!!
2012-10-11 09:16:17 PM  
4 votes:

pacified: am i supposed to draw the penis?


i1199.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 09:10:43 PM  
4 votes:
Biden reminds me of my divorce attorney and he was worth every blessed penny my ex husband wound up paying for him. Watching that man work is like watching Fred Astaire knock out George Foreman.
2012-10-11 09:09:37 PM  
4 votes:
i134.photobucket.com

We're projecting weakness abroad!

www.thefastertimes.com

Tell me about it
2012-10-11 09:05:07 PM  
4 votes:
Holy crap.

I never noticed how much Paul Ryan looks like Hanover Fiste from HEAVY METAL:

texasfred.net

img339.imageshack.us
2012-10-11 09:04:58 PM  
4 votes:

Cuthbert Allgood: Oh shiat...

Biden is obviously high


He's relaxed. He just rubbed one out.
2012-10-11 09:02:31 PM  
4 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:57:49 PM  
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 08:22:50 PM  
4 votes:

"I knew the Batman, I worked with the Batman. And Paul Ryan, you are not the goddam Batman!"


www.nydailynews.com

2012-10-11 08:14:45 PM  
4 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 07:30:21 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 06:43:53 PM  
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 01:29:42 PM  
4 votes:

obeymatt: [pbs.twimg.com image 480x535]
[memecrunch.com image 379x284]


Holy fark. He has no calves. I've honestly seen paraplegics with bigger calves than that.
2012-10-12 06:05:51 AM  
3 votes:
Someone needs to call Todd Akin, cuz that was legitimate rape. Ryan's vagina should be able to shut this down, but that doesn't change the fact that Biden farking owned him!
2012-10-11 11:50:05 PM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 11:37:37 PM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: djkutch: Tried to check in on the Freepers, but apparently their servers are under heavy load.

I can get to their site but apparently they're having issues keeping things running. LOTS of butt hurt on freeperville tonight, and not just about Ryan losing the debate. some of them are VERY vocal about freerepublic.com not functioning well.


Biden beat so much ass tonight he vicariously crashed Freep. He deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
2012-10-11 11:33:50 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
Quick and dirty
2012-10-11 11:12:46 PM  
3 votes:
We know what Biden was reaching for now.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:11:56 PM  
3 votes:
Well, I hope Ryan takes some plan B tomorrow, because he definitely got farked tonight.
2012-10-11 11:09:30 PM  
3 votes:
pbs.twimg.com


Biden: "Apparently some guys just rape easy".
2012-10-11 11:09:30 PM  
3 votes:
A little fact-checking. Biden was wrong about Ryan writing two letters for stimulus money. Ryan actually wrote four.
2012-10-11 11:04:17 PM  
3 votes:
home.comcast.net
2012-10-11 11:03:06 PM  
3 votes:
Republicans: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
Democrats: Winners?
Republicans: Yeah. Winners.
Democrats: Winners, like Ryan?
Republicans: Shut up. We didn't lose with Ryan. It was a tie!
Democrats: I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
2012-10-11 10:59:27 PM  
3 votes:
Ryan: "I cast magic missile at the darkness!"
2012-10-11 10:59:15 PM  
3 votes:
Here's the big difference between us and them: when our guy clearly loses, we admit it.
2012-10-11 10:57:15 PM  
3 votes:
Well, all my R Facebook peeps are angry that Biden wasn't nice so it's pretty clear that Ryan got his ass whipped or else they'd be gloating all over the place. Bottom line: you reap what you sow, enjoy the burn.
2012-10-11 10:55:23 PM  
3 votes:
On the bright side, Ryan was legitimately raped, so he doesn't have to go to the pharmacy for plan B in the morning...
2012-10-11 10:54:27 PM  
3 votes:
I miss Jim Lehrer. @NewsHour #debate
- @KarlRove via Twitter for iPhone
2012-10-11 10:53:59 PM  
3 votes:
Good Job Ryan!

i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:53:15 PM  
3 votes:
MisterTweak
jst3p:
Did he just adjust their platform?

The 9:15 platform? Or 9:27? you need to be more specific.


They're currently running on the Harry Potter platform:
It's nine and three quarters and it makes you want to smash your head against the wall.
2012-10-11 10:50:31 PM  
3 votes:

vygramul: EviLincoln: People with TF should go terrorize the parallel thread on TFD. That place is like a funeral parlor.

Lol - so THAT's where all the conservatives go for an echo chamber!


YES. PLEASE COME GET THEM. IT'S STARTING TO SMELL LIKE REPRESSION AND GERITOL.
2012-10-11 10:47:54 PM  
3 votes:
Hey GOP, who are you going to choose as Romneys new VP candidate? The last one just got killed.
2012-10-11 10:46:30 PM  
3 votes:

CygnusDarius: Ok, just got back from work. What the hell happened?.


It went something like this. Biden on left, Ryan on right:

bevan.net
2012-10-11 10:45:16 PM  
3 votes:
C-SPAN CAller 1: Biden is a used car salesman; Ryan was telling the truth and never lied not even once.
C-SPAN Caller 2: Ryan needs to go to the doctor, because he drinks too much water.

Thank you, C-SPAN Callers for keeping us infromed.
2012-10-11 10:40:36 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:39:20 PM  
3 votes:

FrailChild: ghare:
You can't "disagree" with pathological liars.

That's right, demonize and demean your opponents. I'm sure you think the 50% of america who votes republican are all complete idiots, and the 50% that vote liberal are all educated, well informed, and reasonable? lol


Um, is this a trick question?
paj
2012-10-11 10:36:02 PM  
3 votes:

Your Average Witty Fark User: Did anyone catch the license plate number of that truck that just ran over Paul Ryan?


I dunno, but I think I saw a Obama/Biden sticker on the bumper.
2012-10-11 10:35:10 PM  
3 votes:
Can we bring the term Joementum back?
2012-10-11 10:34:40 PM  
3 votes:
Oh merciful lords I am very much looking forward to downloading the HELL out of this thing once all the screaming has tapered off and the blood has been mopped up.
2012-10-11 10:33:13 PM  
3 votes:
Biden: ad libs his closing, nails it
Ryan: on script, tries to sell me a used car


LOL
2012-10-11 10:32:42 PM  
3 votes:
Ryan lied by using the word "Honesty"

That is impressive.
2012-10-11 10:31:44 PM  
3 votes:
Hey Joe, what are you doing with Ryan's eviscerated spine in your hand?
2012-10-11 10:31:32 PM  
3 votes:
Go home and get your shine box Paulie.
2012-10-11 10:30:28 PM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Rrryan. Shome thingsh don't react well to bulletsh in here. I know, I don't!"
2012-10-11 10:30:12 PM  
3 votes:

FrailChild: WhyteRaven74: FrailChild: Spot on Ryan.

Abortion is by federal law not funded with federal dollars. Also, Jesus would like a word with you about abortion.

You are uninformed, and I can tell you are about to get manipulative.

Obama funnels federal tax dollars to fund abortion


scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-10-11 10:30:07 PM  
3 votes:

torquestripe: Bottom line DNC lost tonight.


Dude, turn off the tivo, your watching last weeks debate
2012-10-11 10:28:29 PM  
3 votes:
images.politico.com
2012-10-11 10:28:23 PM  
3 votes:
Did Ryan just say "honesty?" He owes me a keyboard
2012-10-11 10:27:56 PM  
3 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 10:24:01 PM  
3 votes:

Pope Poutrage VI: Damn, that boy is thirsty. Like he ran a marathon.


In under 3 hours.
2012-10-11 10:20:03 PM  
3 votes:
This friend that Biden keeps talking about sounds like a dick. Biden needs better friends.
2012-10-11 10:20:02 PM  
3 votes:
Ryan - "Can I stop talking now, I would really like to go home"
2012-10-11 10:19:25 PM  
3 votes:
i266.photobucket.com
L-R Biden Ryan
2012-10-11 10:19:13 PM  
3 votes:
You know, I really don't think Ryan is Biden's friend. At least, not anymore.
2012-10-11 10:19:08 PM  
3 votes:

i.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:18:59 PM  
3 votes:
www.eonline.com 

Moderator should ask about this shiat. Especially the pic on the right.
2012-10-11 10:16:29 PM  
3 votes:
i76.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:15:26 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 10:11:38 PM  
3 votes:

CaptSS: I am a die-hard blinders on Republican, but I have to say old Joe is winning this one hands down.


Noticing reality is how it begins. Next thing you know, you'll agree a point or two made on MSNBC. It's a slippery slope man...
2012-10-11 10:09:28 PM  
3 votes:

angrysloth: i'm loving the mass liberal splooge going on in here right now ;)


I'm glad we could bukkake you.
2012-10-11 10:06:30 PM  
3 votes:

angrysloth: i'm loving the mass liberal splooge going on in here right now ;)


I would think you're used to that taste on your upper lip.
2012-10-11 10:06:12 PM  
3 votes:
shiat hes gone Bezerks, Ryans playing dead so Biden's gonna rip the moderators throat out!! somebody tranq him!
2012-10-11 10:04:36 PM  
3 votes:

FueledByEthanol: I could see Biden, jumping out of the white trans-am from the Onion article, wearing a lion skin, beating Paul over the head with a ox femur, ululating to the heavens, then EATING him.

/Just sayin


This debate, seriously, IS the metaphorical equivalent of feeding a copy of "Atlas Shrugged" into an industrial woodchipper...with Biden being the Asplundh employee and Ryan being the emotionally stunted thirteen-year-old going "NOOO WRYYYYYY".

(The original metaphor involved kittens, but a) that sounds too Yarmuthian and b) Kittypie Would Not Approve--both with the woodchipper use and the insult to the felines of the world in having Paul Ryan compared to a particularly dim kitten.)

I don't know what's been more hilarious: The utter pwnage by Biden, or the fact that THE MODERATOR HAS GOTTEN INTO THE ACT.

Seriously, this is the greatest beatdown I've seen in a good long time, and that includes the Babyquarium Incident :D
2012-10-11 10:04:30 PM  
3 votes:
BOOM GOES THE BIDENMYTE
2012-10-11 10:04:15 PM  
3 votes:
90 minutes is frankly too long though for this debate. I feel like I came 40 minutes ago when Ryan passed out from the anal raping.
2012-10-11 10:02:02 PM  
3 votes:
Biden's kicking Ryan's ass in a helicopter and sometimes in a vehicle at this point.
2012-10-11 10:01:39 PM  
3 votes:
If this were a boxing match, Biden would be riding in the back of a cab trying to take his gloves off talking to a chick named Esmerelda.
2012-10-11 10:00:40 PM  
3 votes:

Into the blue again: UNLEASH THE BIDEN!


public.dcexp.com
mjg
2012-10-11 09:58:58 PM  
3 votes:

Dahnkster: This woman is taking charge!


Biden is a guy.
2012-10-11 09:58:20 PM  
3 votes:
narwhaler.com
2012-10-11 09:56:58 PM  
3 votes:
Husband pointed out that Ryan keeps drinking out of an empty cup...
2012-10-11 09:56:55 PM  
3 votes:

robolobo: STOP IT - YOU ARE KILLING HIM


deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-11 09:50:00 PM  
3 votes:
Oh damn! Moderator comes out swinging: What are the specifics? Ryan's response? Reagan.
2012-10-11 09:47:19 PM  
3 votes:
Biden says "my friend" like southern people say "bless his heart."
2012-10-11 09:43:17 PM  
3 votes:
Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv
- @billmaher via Twitter for BlackBerry®
2012-10-11 09:39:24 PM  
3 votes:
Biden actually laughing at his face....
2012-10-11 09:39:17 PM  
3 votes:
Your ideas are old and they're bad and you should feel bad.
2012-10-11 09:34:46 PM  
3 votes:

RminusQ: Rachel Maddow just came.


same here
2012-10-11 09:34:41 PM  
3 votes:

i.imgur.com

mjg
2012-10-11 09:32:41 PM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Go get em Joe
2012-10-11 09:26:43 PM  
3 votes:
Oh gods

I have to chance my underwear

I just came AND shat myself.
2012-10-11 09:26:33 PM  
3 votes:
Biden uses TAX CANNON. It's super-effective!
2012-10-11 09:26:15 PM  
3 votes:
NORQUIST - Critical Burn Magic

100/100, Deathtouch, Flying, Haste
2012-10-11 09:25:19 PM  
3 votes:
Oh my god. Biden, I will have your babies.
2012-10-11 09:22:55 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 09:20:36 PM  
3 votes:

texasgopvote.com
Let me explain to you why your points are bullshiat.

2012-10-11 09:17:01 PM  
3 votes:
Biden:

STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE!!
2012-10-11 09:15:40 PM  
3 votes:
Biden: "Paul Ryan, you ignorant slut!"
2012-10-11 09:10:06 PM  
3 votes:
BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH BIDEN SMASH
2012-10-11 09:03:22 PM  
3 votes:
Wow, Mare Winningham is looking rough(er) these days. Why is she moderating?
2012-10-11 09:01:55 PM  
3 votes:
www.joeyverse.com
vs

i.ytimg.com

Let's do this.
2012-10-11 09:01:45 PM  
3 votes:
How has this not been posted yet. Sometimes fark, I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

i47.tinypic.com
2012-10-11 08:46:42 PM  
3 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:41:18 PM  
3 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:30:22 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-11 08:25:45 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com">
2012-10-11 08:22:59 PM  
3 votes:
i449.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:13:03 PM  
3 votes:
home.comcast.net
2012-10-11 08:03:50 PM  
3 votes:
i134.photobucket.com

/if you want something more formal
2012-10-11 04:10:08 PM  
3 votes:
Blanky blank. Have fun, Farkers.

imageshack.us
2012-10-11 02:02:01 PM  
3 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 01:55:41 PM  
3 votes:

GAT_00: Nezorf: coco ebert: Nezorf: Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

That is awesome.

This will be very different than the Biden-Palin debate.
Ryan isn't good with specifics but good with rhetoric.
Biden is great with stories and connections, but not good about appealing to the masses.

Hmmmm.

Really? I find Biden quite populist.

He is a populist but a lot of his stuff goes over the heads of a significant amount of voters.
Too many words, too long, etc.

Do you realize that's openly contradictory, right? You can't be a populist who talks over everyone.


Ok more definition
He appeals to ordinary folk, but he also talks over a significant amount of people.
The people he talks over want platitudes, catch phrases and buzzwords.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-12 10:53:19 AM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us

q/d.
2012-10-12 10:27:14 AM  
2 votes:

MeinRS6: Biden put on a good show. He was a little snarky. we'll see how that plays.

Ryan didn't deliver the knock out punches that he should have. This will probably be chalked up as a Biden win.

The moderator sucked and was very pro-Obama/Biden. Which makes sense, because she is friends with Obama.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

2012-10-12 09:51:04 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 09:43:27 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 03:48:35 AM  
2 votes:
I swear before this evening's shenanigans I could have slapped some down-in-the-mouth give-uppy outside-of-Fark Dems and yelled at them to grow some frakkin' spine.

Thanks, Joe. Much appreciation.

Now I can go back to properly protecting these little eggs I still haven't counted.
2012-10-12 03:10:32 AM  
2 votes:
i165.photobucket.com
2012-10-12 02:08:31 AM  
2 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-10-12 01:53:21 AM  
2 votes:
anyone know when this thing starts?
2012-10-12 01:26:16 AM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2012-10-12 01:23:28 AM  
2 votes:
Joe Biden is Jerry Sandusky, and it's time for Ryan to hit the showers.
2012-10-12 01:22:39 AM  
2 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com 

Rmoney watches the VP debate with Sen. Rob Portman. Note the strategic placement of common people food.
2012-10-12 01:20:13 AM  
2 votes:

Kittypie070: Oh shut it and have a croissant.


That's "Freedom Biscuit", good sir.
2012-10-12 12:58:58 AM  
2 votes:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: What's your dick say?


It likes pussy, so it enjoyed Ryan's performance tonight.
2012-10-12 12:41:26 AM  
2 votes:
democrats threw the republicans off by sending up a white guy this time so their supporters didn't know why to hate biden, so they just got mad at the moderator cuz she is a woman instead
2012-10-12 12:31:33 AM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


Biden put on his robe and wizard hat.
2012-10-12 12:20:33 AM  
2 votes:
It's no wonder the mass media leans right. Look at what sore losers the Republicans are. They need somebody to nurse them and tell them they're winners.
2012-10-12 12:11:10 AM  
2 votes:

1.bp.blogspot.com

I have the strangest boner right now. Where's Paul at?

2012-10-12 12:08:15 AM  
2 votes:
I just have to die laughing seeing this currently on the sidebar as I type this.

pagead2.googlesyndication.com
2012-10-11 11:57:15 PM  
2 votes:

Hickory-smoked: [25.media.tumblr.com image 160x198]


That is so saved.

25.media.tumblr.com

2012-10-11 11:55:16 PM  
2 votes:
Oh. My. God.

This. is. a. real. commercial.

I wasn't in a drunken stupor!

Link
2012-10-11 11:53:35 PM  
2 votes:

Semi-Sane: blatantly pro-Obama moderator.


goinglikesixty.com
2012-10-11 11:51:16 PM  
2 votes:
In the middle of the debates it hit me: Paul Ryan is Eddie Haskell.

So, I Googled it (yes, I hate that it's now a verb AND it's capitalized) and I discovered that this was not an original thought.

Now, the question to my friends on the other side of the street (that is to say Psych majors) is, "why is that so many people immediately associate Paul Ryan with Eddie Haskell?"

www.estergoldberg.com
2012-10-11 11:50:08 PM  
2 votes:
www.internetweekly.org
2012-10-11 11:45:52 PM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: Bbc just said that the social media declare Ryan a winner on being a better numbers guy and how great a budget expert he is.

Expert on what? He told us nothing. He gave no detailed ripostes or parries with numbers and used more generalities than Biden.

Goddamn people are stupid. They only thinl he is a numbers guy because they were told that over and over. I know people who have never heard hom speak or read his proposals who believe he's a genius. Grr.


Close unknown Loopholes. Work with Democrats. Tax Cuts but don't cut the military. What more specifics do you want?
2012-10-11 11:35:53 PM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: You guys check this out. Joe Biden's vice-presidential debate reactions in gifs 

Meh, couldn't post one.


This one was small enough.

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 11:34:06 PM  
2 votes:
SweetBluebonnet:


Just accept it, you lost. Twice. Get over it.

Now I know why I have you fav'ed as "Stupid Coont".
2012-10-11 11:30:45 PM  
2 votes:
You guys check this out. Joe Biden's vice-presidential debate reactions in gifs 

Meh, couldn't post one.
2012-10-11 11:26:40 PM  
2 votes:

had98c: Hmm FreeRepublic isn't loading for me. Was going to check out their response. Maybe this is for the best.


I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
2012-10-11 11:19:59 PM  
2 votes:
Cspan2 "if you watched this debate with the sound off then Ryan won".

Do you know how debates work?
2012-10-11 11:18:17 PM  
2 votes:

paj: Caption away!

[www.taylormarsh.com image 600x927]


Eddie Munster looks like shiat.
2012-10-11 11:18:00 PM  
2 votes:
Paul Ryan is even more punchable than that douche from American Pickers. He wins in that category alone.
2012-10-11 11:17:59 PM  
2 votes:
CNN

48% Ryan
44% Biden
+/- 5%

Really? I mean, really? Did you draw your focus group from a Klan meeting?
2012-10-11 11:17:39 PM  
2 votes:

RminusQ: CBS Flash poll: Biden 50, Ryan 31, tied 19.


That means crap. Anyone who paid attention to the debate is so drunk now they can't respond to a poll.
2012-10-11 11:12:55 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: FlashHarry: you certainly can't call Biden a buffoon anymore

an interrupting condescending blowhard then


Aw. Bad night, huh Tom?
2012-10-11 11:12:42 PM  
2 votes:

Supes: Caption contest!!

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x318]


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

SERENITY NOW!!!
2012-10-11 11:11:33 PM  
2 votes:
why was Ryan so thirsty? because flop sweat doesn't replace itself
2012-10-11 11:09:51 PM  
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 11:09:00 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: FlashHarry: you certainly can't call Biden a buffoon anymore

an interrupting condescending blowhard then


But enough about Romney.....
2012-10-11 11:08:35 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: FlashHarry: you certainly can't call Biden a buffoon anymore

an interrupting condescending blowhard then


Cry MOAR.
2012-10-11 11:08:31 PM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


Paul Ryan walked into a wood chipper, the remains landed in a meat grinder, and what came out of that got fed to Mitt Romney's dog.
2012-10-11 11:06:03 PM  
2 votes:

Antimatter: zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?

You know the part in Gladiator where Maximus wiped out an area full of rivals, then screams "Are you not entertained?" to the audience?

Biden was like that tonight. Absolute slaughter.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:04:37 PM  
2 votes:
The winner and loser was decided within the first 20 minutes of the debate. Then Biden gave him a break because otherwise he would have gotten arrest for legitimate rape.
2012-10-11 11:00:30 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan was clearly parroting talking points and often simply lying, BUT DO WE WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE A MAN CAN'T LIE WITHOUT BEING SMIRKED AT?!!

Clearly not. Republican victory, election over, because Biden's a meanie.
2012-10-11 10:59:09 PM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


You know the part in Gladiator where Maximus wiped out an area full of rivals, then screams "Are you not entertained?" to the audience?

Biden was like that tonight. Absolute slaughter.
2012-10-11 10:58:48 PM  
2 votes:
mmmmmm. delicious krauthammer tears on fox.
2012-10-11 10:58:04 PM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


Biden had a vorpal sword and confirmed a crit against Ryan.
2012-10-11 10:57:55 PM  
2 votes:

PanicMan: coco ebert: The media is calling this a draw? Are you farking kidding me?
Are you surprised?


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 10:55:20 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: Alright before anyone starts whining about how I "ran off", because you're fond of doing that, I actually need to help somebody run their dog to an emergency vet even though I'm sure it's pointless.

I'll come back and play in the morning. Why yes I do have sat radio in the jeep and I can continue to listen to debate coverage.


18.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:55:19 PM  
2 votes:

InflamedGonads: Your boy Gregory says its a draw...Please liberal farkers, Embrace Reality!!!


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-10-11 10:52:06 PM  
2 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: OK, I need to revise my prior statement.

This debate wasn't the equivalent of throwing a particularly obnoxious chihuahua into a woodchipper.

This was more the debate equivalent of said chihuahua attempting to piss on the leg of Turn A Gundam and getting a face-full of Moonlight Butterfly in response.

(To put this in perspective to those unfamiliar with those things Gundam-ish: Turn A is generally acknowledged as the most powerful mobile suit ever built, and one of the two times the Moonlight Butterfly (basically a massive storm of grey goo nanites) was unleashed it knocked humanity down to pre-industrial levels for the next three thousand years as all technology more complex than banging the rocks together was destroyed. Oh, and this reached all the way to Jupiter from Earth. Pretty much it's the one thing considered WORSE than nukes or colony drops. :D)


I'd say it was like Charlotte going to Mami Tomoe's all-you-can-eat buffet.
2012-10-11 10:51:06 PM  
2 votes:

Delawheredad: My girlfriend intends to vote for Obama but she thinks Ryan won the debate. Se is on disability and in the donut hole. Her costs have gone up to the point where she can barley afford her medicine. She was yelling nasty things at Biden the whole time.


I'm sorry, but your girlfriend is crazy.
2012-10-11 10:50:57 PM  
2 votes:
LOL. Email from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee: "We will not let Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and these Republicans get away with their malarkey."
2012-10-11 10:50:40 PM  
2 votes:
Biden beat the shiat out of Ryan so hard, you'd think mel gibson was moderating the debate.
2012-10-11 10:48:00 PM  
2 votes:

Random Name Generator: Todd Akin says that Paul Ryan's body has a natural way of shutting down after what Biden did to him tonight


And it was legit rape. With no Vaseline.
2012-10-11 10:47:33 PM  
2 votes:

Phoenix19851: Oh my Biden got me all hot and flustered with that smackdown he brought upon Ryan


www.vaultoflol.com
2012-10-11 10:47:16 PM  
2 votes:
Alright before anyone starts whining about how I "ran off", because you're fond of doing that, I actually need to help somebody run their dog to an emergency vet even though I'm sure it's pointless.

You had to take Paul Ryan to the vet? Sure, he got thrashed, but not *that* badly, I hope.
2012-10-11 10:46:53 PM  
2 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: spidermilk: Um. I am watching Fox News and all they can talk about is Joe Biden smirking. Smirking! The whole time! Who would vote for a smirker?? I don't want to talk about what Ryan did or did not say because Joe Biden was SMIRKING.

Yeah! No self respecting real 'Merkin would ever vote for someone who smirks all the time!

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 331x300]

Oh.


s3.amazonaws.com
2012-10-11 10:45:23 PM  
2 votes:
As I walked over to the pisspot, I heard Schmidty saying that Ryan might have a "bit of a veracity problem", which I assume is TV talk for "a goddamn liar".
2012-10-11 10:45:04 PM  
2 votes:

EviLincoln: xanadian: EviLincoln: People with TF should go terrorize the parallel thread on TFD. That place is like a funeral parlor.

I'M DRUNK AND I'M ON MY WAY

GRACIAS


Have fun storming the castle.
2012-10-11 10:43:27 PM  
2 votes:

cookiefleck: CNN and their dips it "undecided" are calling it a draw


CNN couldn't even do a live report when their building in Atlanta was hit by a tornado.
/Just sayin'
2012-10-11 10:41:41 PM  
2 votes:

JusticeandIndependence: make me some tea: FOX: "I was surprised how strong Ryan was on foreign policy,:

ROFL

oh, the butthurt

Heard that too. They are praising Ryan. I don't get it.


Republicans never lose. Voter fraud, liberal media, misguided or lied to public. The list never ends.

Ryan faced all those tonight, and more, and clearly pulled off a victory.
2012-10-11 10:41:22 PM  
2 votes:

i.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:40:46 PM  
2 votes:
The best part was the end.

Ryan: "Thanks for the honor of debating you"
Biden: :crickets"
2012-10-11 10:39:46 PM  
2 votes:
Why do Republican Veeps keep comapring themselves to Jack Kennedy? Between that and their rape comments, they need to let go of both.
2012-10-11 10:39:17 PM  
2 votes:

rynthetyn: PBS dude thinks Biden was too interrupty


If that PBS guy is Jim Lehrer you tell him to SUCK IT, and get back to his farking corner. Then shake a water bottle at him. He totally blew it in the first debate.
2012-10-11 10:38:30 PM  
2 votes:

i.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:37:11 PM  
2 votes:

paj: Wolf Blitzer - "looked like a draw."


A drawn what? Drawn and quartered?
2012-10-11 10:36:31 PM  
2 votes:

phritz: Raddatz was a farking great moderator - she and Joe tie for first.


agreed, she killed it.
biden killed it.
this, friends, was a debate.
well, he wanted to say bullshiat ma'am
2012-10-11 10:35:05 PM  
2 votes:

EviLincoln: So who won?


Here you go. Biden is the guy on the left.

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:31:03 PM  
2 votes:
Biden - stop... you proved your point. He is just a kid.
2012-10-11 10:29:55 PM  
2 votes:

torquestripe: Bottom line DNC lost tonight.


www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
2012-10-11 10:28:14 PM  
2 votes:
Honesty LOL
2012-10-11 10:28:06 PM  
2 votes:
"What can you give this country?"

"Honesty?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh Jesus fark that's farking hilarious.
2012-10-11 10:27:20 PM  
2 votes:

hawcian: Mike_LowELL: Joe Biden would be lucky to get a passing grade in a high school government class. This is an absolute disgrace. Paul Ryan won this debate with his honesty and clarity. I did not watch the debate. What is going on?

Oh man, Mike, you're going to have some fun in the next few days.


ObamaSucks64 on the Obama Sucks forums is reporting that Barack Obama broke down crying while watching the debate, screaming "WHY ARE DOING THIS TO GRAMPA JOE?" I look forward to seeing how the lie-beral media spins this one.
2012-10-11 10:26:00 PM  
2 votes:
I bet Ryan is going to take the longest piss of his life after the debates.
2012-10-11 10:25:42 PM  
2 votes:

PanicMan: Quiet Biden is chilling.


It makes me all tingly in my nethers.
2012-10-11 10:25:11 PM  
2 votes:
did Biden just turn into Batman...?
2012-10-11 10:24:33 PM  
2 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: RevMercutio: MSNBC and Fox are going to be frightening to watch after this.

msnbc is probably passing out party hats.
FN will be passing out TUCKS.


The Freepers will be calling Ryan an Obama plant by this time tomorrow.
2012-10-11 10:24:22 PM  
2 votes:
What did you gather from this debate?

Joe has a friend.
2012-10-11 10:23:48 PM  
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I feel bad for Jana Ryan. She's going to get the hate fark to end all hate farks when Ryan schleps back to the hotel after this.


nah, that's why Ryan keeps 19 year old boys on his campaign staff.
2012-10-11 10:23:43 PM  
2 votes:
Veteran son and 47% in one sentence? Yeesh, good thing I'm not drinking to the rules... I'd be on the floor with Ryan.
2012-10-11 10:23:25 PM  
2 votes:
Well, unless Biden takes off his pants and shotguns a beer before the debate finishes I think he won, and even then it'd be close.
2012-10-11 10:23:22 PM  
2 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: Bossk'sSegway: [i46.tinypic.com image 850x563]

The thing everyone should take away from this debate:

Joe Biden is a warmage.


Well, he IS wielding the Sword of Truth.
2012-10-11 10:21:48 PM  
2 votes:
Bidens voice is dry, very rough. Swallowing so much of Ryans blood really worked him over.
2012-10-11 10:21:42 PM  
2 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I want to have sex with this moderator.


I hose her down for ya when I'm done.
2012-10-11 10:21:36 PM  
2 votes:
When Biden smiles I smile

When Ryan smirks I want Biden to smack the lollipop out of his mouth and send him to the corner
2012-10-11 10:21:33 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: sno man: The failure in the first debate was Obama too worried about coming off as "the angry black man" Biden can get away with being the angry sub ornate to the black man... although there is a bunch of panties in knots about Biden being to aggressive, so here we are.

Obama Excuse Squad! Launch! The fumbling and bumbling and inability to defend his own record was because Obama didn't want to come across as 'angry black man', because even after America elected him and Obama has repeatedly shown anger on various occasions, on this occasion America remains so racist that they would hold that against him.

But Biden is being a prick and getting away with it since, as I said, the moderator is basically there to help him out.


Would you like some buttcream? I will give you a tube, but I won't apply it.
mjg
2012-10-11 10:20:02 PM  
2 votes:
theawesomer.com

Biden is doing his Michael Caine voice.

/"she was only fifteen"
2012-10-11 10:19:52 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going to bed

t0.gstatic.com

fark YOU RYAN
2012-10-11 10:16:25 PM  
2 votes:
Your kid is a vegetable?
2012-10-11 10:16:23 PM  
2 votes:
LMAO! Ryan's working on his Manningface!

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 10:16:17 PM  
2 votes:

majshark: How can people vote for the Obama ticket after watching this debate? Watching the last debate? Living in America the last four years? Baffling.


The last few years in US have been good for me, thanks for (almost) asking. And some people realize they're voting for leaders, not the captain of the junior high debate club.
2012-10-11 10:14:23 PM  
2 votes:
Romney's probably emerging from stasis right now and being informed of the situation.

"I was told Democratic-units would not fight." "Has the Ryan-unit attempted to lie more aggressively?"
2012-10-11 10:12:27 PM  
2 votes:
I get the sense that Paul's not Joe's friend. Maybe it's just me.
2012-10-11 10:10:30 PM  
2 votes:
Afghans are taking U.S. jobs:(
2012-10-11 10:10:18 PM  
2 votes:

Twilight Farkle: vygramul: Man, it's like a million chickens all clucked out at once, and were suddenly fowled.

There's nothing left of Scootaloo right now but a pile of stained feathers.


scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-10-11 10:09:24 PM  
2 votes:
My Dad passed in 2009. He knew and really liked Biden. This is fun, isn't it Dad?
2012-10-11 10:08:22 PM  
2 votes:
"Afghans to do the job!" - Me telling my wife what kind of sweaters we need for the fall.
2012-10-11 10:07:37 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: Why yes, I am watching the moderator take Biden's side at every chance and opportunity. I mean it wasn't like we didn't know that after Obama's failure in the first debate that they would undermine Ryan any way they possibly could but they could be a little less obvious about it.


www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
2012-10-11 10:07:30 PM  
2 votes:
Paul Ryan: Afaghani Meterologist
2012-10-11 10:06:40 PM  
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: So Ryan doesn't want to leave and doesn't want to stay. I guess. Wait. I'm confused.


he doesn't want them to know we're leaving. I suppose he wants them all to sneak out in the middle of the night while everyone is sleeping.
2012-10-11 10:06:35 PM  
2 votes:

angrysloth: i'm loving the mass liberal splooge going on in here right now ;)


loving the splooge?

Yeah, you're Republican
2012-10-11 10:05:26 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan knows what military people go through because he works out, asshole.
2012-10-11 10:05:07 PM  
2 votes:
I was under the impression that Biden was a bumbling fool who needs a helmet when outside the home.

I didn't know he was a relentless killing machine.
2012-10-11 10:04:44 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: You see, it was the right thing to do to blame it on a Youtube video when you knew that wasn't true, and when that didn't fly it was the right thing to do to blame it on an intelligence failure.


A caped Obama personally flew over the consulate during the attack and did nothing. NOTHING!
2012-10-11 10:04:30 PM  
2 votes:
Damn, that boy is thirsty. Like he ran a marathon.
2012-10-11 10:04:30 PM  
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com 

This says it all, doesn't it?
2012-10-11 10:03:01 PM  
2 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: What will it be? Biased moderator? Un-presidential display from Biden? Biden was condescending? Ryan was sharp, Biden bumbled? What are they going to go with tomorrow?


well...I think the GOP will start with a primal scream followed by a berserker rampage about moderators and 'skulls for the skull throne'. then the vid feed will cut out as the Inquisition nukes the site from orbit due to a massive daemonoic outbreak.
2012-10-11 10:00:31 PM  
2 votes:
so you're Jack Kennedy now?


www.examiner.com
2012-10-11 10:00:17 PM  
2 votes:

cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com



Joe STOOOOP!!! Ryan is already dead!
2012-10-11 09:56:10 PM  
2 votes:
I haven't seen facial gymnastics comparable to Ryan's since the last time that Arnold Rimmer failed his astronavigation exam.
2012-10-11 09:55:44 PM  
2 votes:

lh3.googleusercontent.com
www.funny22.com

2012-10-11 09:55:30 PM  
2 votes:
Did I say Ryan would be just a grease stain on the floor? I'm sorry, I meant Ryan would be completely vaporized into the ether of space.
2012-10-11 09:54:58 PM  
2 votes:
"If he did such a great job, why is he even contesting Massachusetts?"

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 09:54:51 PM  
2 votes:
cache.ohinternet.com
2012-10-11 09:54:33 PM  
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 09:53:11 PM  
2 votes:

upload.wikimedia.org

PROUD

2012-10-11 09:53:03 PM  
2 votes:
This isn't the kind of "feeling the burn" Ryan enjoys
2012-10-11 09:49:26 PM  
2 votes:
Oh.. Ryan, are you gonna make GE pay higher taxes than 0%?
2012-10-11 09:47:39 PM  
2 votes:
Obama: You know what to do, right Joe?
Biden: Yep. *pops knuckles*
2012-10-11 09:47:08 PM  
2 votes:
Biden just took out his cock and made Ryan his biatch.
2012-10-11 09:46:50 PM  
2 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: eraser8: Do you have a point?

Your mother's a whore


So what?

Why is that an issue for you?

Did she cheat you?

I'm assuming you have to go to prostitutes. I mean, what person (woman or man) would have sex with you otherwise?
2012-10-11 09:46:43 PM  
2 votes:
Does... Does Biden read Fark?
2012-10-11 09:46:37 PM  
2 votes:
I hope a reporter follows up with Ryan in the next interview with "Hey Ryan how did it feel to get your ass handed to you on national TV?" and watch Ryan storm out of the interview.
2012-10-11 09:46:35 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan keeps drinking that water like it allows him a nanosecond of relief from the hostile environment he has found himself in.
2012-10-11 09:45:40 PM  
2 votes:
Man, Ryan is projecting so hard, Biden is going to end up with a tan.
2012-10-11 09:44:57 PM  
2 votes:

Quasar: This is a pretty good moderator.


i.imgur.com

2012-10-11 09:43:44 PM  
2 votes:
knock knock,

who's there?

Interrupting Biden

Interru- cackle smirk giggle rasp
2012-10-11 09:43:22 PM  
2 votes:
Biden, what is best in life?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their Ryans.
2012-10-11 09:43:03 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: Biden is actually laughing at Ryan right now. It's amazing.


i'm telling ya...Ryan probably is gonna need medication and/or angry hate sex after this debate is over. look at his eyebrows...they're quivering with rage!
2012-10-11 09:42:57 PM  
2 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: randomjsa (farkied: "Holy fnck you're an idiot." - Nina_Hartley's_Ass)"


I have him as "Read to the tune of Yakkety Sax"
2012-10-11 09:42:50 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan turning red.

20 minutes before debate, call from Obama to Biden....'bring me his head'
2012-10-11 09:42:33 PM  
2 votes:
go ahead Joe and
img.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 09:41:46 PM  
2 votes:
Biden is actually laughing at Ryan right now. It's amazing.
2012-10-11 09:40:32 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan will be walking funny out of here.
2012-10-11 09:40:03 PM  
2 votes:
When the rain stopped, Biden looked down upon the vanquished. There in the mud he lay, blood coming out of his ears. Biden smirked. "You tried hard, kid."
2012-10-11 09:39:46 PM  
2 votes:
fark, Biden just laughed and biatch slapped him for running out the clock
2012-10-11 09:39:37 PM  
2 votes:
Biden flat out laughing at him
2012-10-11 09:39:36 PM  
2 votes:
Palin is still farking up the Republican party from beyond the grave.
2012-10-11 09:39:23 PM  
2 votes:
This debate has to end with Biden walking off to Freebird blaring...preferably as he jumps in a trans-am and peels out leaving a cloud of smoke in Ryan's face.
2012-10-11 09:39:23 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan is making Biden look like...well...Biden.

Republican sweep in the debates thus far.
2012-10-11 09:37:59 PM  
2 votes:
Joe. Is. Crushing it.
2012-10-11 09:37:23 PM  
2 votes:
BAM!

Biden: You remind me of Sarah Palin

BURN!
2012-10-11 09:36:57 PM  
2 votes:
"I heard that death panel argument from Sarah Palin." Brilliant.
2012-10-11 09:35:40 PM  
2 votes:
Biden please hit him on this 716 billion line. PLEASE I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES
2012-10-11 09:35:25 PM  
2 votes:
Obamacare.

Drink
2012-10-11 09:35:24 PM  
2 votes:
Biden/bag of weed 2016
2012-10-11 09:35:16 PM  
2 votes:

Cpl.D: Oh god. I should be sleeping right now, work very early in the morning. But damn, every time I look away, I hear Biden tossing Ryan down to the mat yet again. And I look back. I can't tear myself away.


It is a beautiful sight. We Dems are so used to being beaten down, it feels nice to finally fight.
2012-10-11 09:35:08 PM  
2 votes:
I love this moderator. I want to give HER a blowjob.
2012-10-11 09:34:45 PM  
2 votes:
I farking love Joe Biden.

Conversely, I hate that smarmy little shiat he's talking to.
2012-10-11 09:34:09 PM  
2 votes:
Obama tanked the first debate to make debates important and interesting again. Now people are watching THIS BEATDOWN.
2012-10-11 09:33:51 PM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: Biden is like seconds away from doing *jerk off motion* when Paul Ryan talks.- Chris Weingarten (@1000TimesYes) October 12, 2012


I literally LOL'd until my wife came to see wtf was going on.
2012-10-11 09:33:32 PM  
2 votes:
"Ryan wrote me a letter!"

AND RYAN's DEAD!! THE CHAINSAW IS COMING OUT OH MY GAWD.
2012-10-11 09:32:49 PM  
2 votes:
HAHAHAH Stimulus burned, Ryan, you lying fark.
2012-10-11 09:32:33 PM  
2 votes:

hbk72777: Wow, you Lib's are so out of reality. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Ryan is destroying Biden right now.


i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-11 09:32:17 PM  
2 votes:
She asked you when, Ryan you chucklefark.
2012-10-11 09:32:15 PM  
2 votes:
Good lord. Biden is slamming the hell out of Romney/Ryan. Biden is taking Ryan's lunch money and then stuffing him into a garbage bin.
2012-10-11 09:32:14 PM  
2 votes:
everydayispoetry.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-11 09:31:48 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan: "Democrats had full control for seven weeks before we took over the reins, and they couldn't fix it!"
2012-10-11 09:31:18 PM  
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Ryan nailed it: we are moving in the wrong direction.
This year is worse than last year.
Which is worse than the year before.


Shut up and watch your candidate get worked, chump.
2012-10-11 09:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus Joe, he's just a kid. Stop killing him.
2012-10-11 09:29:14 PM  
2 votes:
Biden came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and he left his bubblegum in his Trans Am
2012-10-11 09:27:45 PM  
2 votes:
mitt romney is a car guy....with car elevators

a car guy
2012-10-11 09:27:29 PM  
2 votes:
FIVE POINT PLAN

FIVE VAGUE PLATITUDES TO SUCCESS
2012-10-11 09:27:22 PM  
2 votes:
I love Joe.

I'm winning the drinking game!!
2012-10-11 09:26:52 PM  
2 votes:
I just drank a half a glass of wine with all the buzz words in Joe's last speech.
2012-10-11 09:26:08 PM  
2 votes:
I came.
2012-10-11 09:26:04 PM  
2 votes:
He just got "takers" 47%, Grover Nordquist and Romney's taxes in one sentence.

Holy shiat.
2012-10-11 09:25:37 PM  
2 votes:
OH MAH GOD! OH MAH GOD, KING! BIDEN WITH A CHOKE SLAM! I THINK RYAN MIGHT BE DEAD!
2012-10-11 09:25:35 PM  
2 votes:
The 47% comment broke the Fark.
2012-10-11 09:25:34 PM  
2 votes:
The Biden is unleashed!!!
2012-10-11 09:25:24 PM  
2 votes:

hawcian: Quasar: Biden needs to be careful to be less condescending.

The man has 20-something years of foreign policy experience, and he's got this guy with close to no experience trying to tell him how the world works and doing nothing but fear mongering. No, he can be condescending.


Absolutely, but there's a limit before he starts putting off independents.

HOLY shiat I LOVE BIDEN
2012-10-11 09:25:23 PM  
2 votes:
OH shiat SON IT IS ON
2012-10-11 09:24:35 PM  
2 votes:

Someothermonkey: BIden's probably a little too aggressive. He's interrupting both Ryan and the moderator (and insulted her a bit) too often.


Are we watching the same debate? I see her flirting with him and Biden just ordered another XX beer to go with your tears.
2012-10-11 09:24:22 PM  
2 votes:

jack21221: He changes his mind so often...


He... actually said it.
2012-10-11 09:23:48 PM  
2 votes:
Biden is ON FIRE!!!!!1!
2012-10-11 09:23:34 PM  
2 votes:
Another punch to the GOP's nuts.
2012-10-11 09:23:12 PM  
2 votes:

Quasar: Biden needs to be careful to be less condescending.


The man has 20-something years of foreign policy experience, and he's got this guy with close to no experience trying to tell him how the world works and doing nothing but fear mongering. No, he can be condescending.
2012-10-11 09:23:12 PM  
2 votes:
"He changes his mind so often"

OHH SNAP
2012-10-11 09:23:07 PM  
2 votes:
He changes his mind so often...
2012-10-11 09:22:11 PM  
2 votes:
I need to go take a stuff.
2012-10-11 09:21:52 PM  
2 votes:
No need for fact checkers on Ryan. Joe smiles when he lies.
2012-10-11 09:21:48 PM  
2 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Biden is so full of crap, my teevee is brown.


I have returned to speak the two words you've always been afraid of.

"Prove it."
2012-10-11 09:21:47 PM  
2 votes:
Since Obama took office IRAN HAS HAD FOUR YEARS ... Which is odd cuz the rest of us only had3.5. Iran is moving at light speed OMG.
2012-10-11 09:21:27 PM  
2 votes:
BIDEN STYLE
2012-10-11 09:21:10 PM  
2 votes:
Biden seems more relaxed. Ryan looks like he's trying not to leap out of his skin and go on a rampage.
2012-10-11 09:21:00 PM  
2 votes:
Biden "oh God"

Love it
2012-10-11 09:20:55 PM  
2 votes:

thekilt04: HE SAID MALARKY!!!

HE TOOK A DRINK!! HE IS PLAYING THE GAME WITH US!!!!



God I love Joe Biden.
2012-10-11 09:20:24 PM  
2 votes:
Biden applies "monkey steals the peach"
2012-10-11 09:19:35 PM  
2 votes:
Biden CUTS HIM OFF. Vicious D!
2012-10-11 09:19:03 PM  
2 votes:
Republican disagrees with Israel. Drink until you wake up in the hospital.
2012-10-11 09:19:00 PM  
2 votes:
hAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Biden loves this shiat!
2012-10-11 09:18:59 PM  
2 votes:
He's grinning, he may be about to eat him.....WAIT
2012-10-11 09:18:59 PM  
2 votes:

They are spinning the centrifuges faster!

2012-10-11 09:18:01 PM  
2 votes:

InflamedGonads: God Biden is a bumbling idiot.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: Biden is a grinning idiot.


Get separate rooms guys.
mjg
2012-10-11 09:17:33 PM  
2 votes:
Biden is the uncle that would back you up in a bar fight against a bunch of frat boys.
.
/My kind of VP.
2012-10-11 09:17:18 PM  
2 votes:
I think we now know why Paul Ryan works out so much...his balls are the size of birdshot.
2012-10-11 09:16:52 PM  
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: PanicMan: "That's not presidential leadership"

Does Biden think that Romney is the president?

More senile than I thought.


You think that Sarah Palin is a stateswoman.

Shut up.
2012-10-11 09:10:27 PM  
2 votes:
Oh god, that sound is the opening of a can of whoop ass.
2012-10-11 09:09:36 PM  
2 votes:

Dougie AXP: Biden's smilin' he's winding up.


Biden: That's a bunch of malarkey! :D
Moderator: Be specific. Be --
Biden: I SURE WILL :D :D :D

He's so ... :D-y XD
2012-10-11 09:06:59 PM  
2 votes:
A REPUBLICAN TRYING TO WIN POINTS WITH IRAQ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
2012-10-11 09:06:57 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

source (pops)
2012-10-11 09:06:46 PM  
2 votes:
"If we're hit by terrorists we're going to call it a terrorist attack!"

Ooh. Well, that's a really big reason to vote for you.
2012-10-11 09:03:23 PM  
2 votes:
Biden: how YOU doin?
2012-10-11 09:00:02 PM  
2 votes:
I want Joe to wave around slips of papers and scream "vouchers! vouchers! vouchers for you old people and veterans!" and then jump up on the table and throw them into the audience, still screaming "vouchers! vouchers!"

I'd like that
2012-10-11 08:57:50 PM  
2 votes:
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO.... SCARED!!
2012-10-11 08:50:08 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: merely passing along what I learned tonight.


Well I plugged your 100 calls into UnSkewed Polls and it said that 98 of them favored Romney.
2012-10-11 08:49:44 PM  
2 votes:
i1199.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:47:23 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently the crowd has been told "no harumphing".
2012-10-11 08:38:26 PM  
2 votes:
I want Biden to come out on a Harley like Rob Halford.
2012-10-11 08:32:32 PM  
2 votes:

silgryphon: Let the herpy derpy begin


imageshack.us

NOW it feels like a football thread!
2012-10-11 08:22:23 PM  
2 votes:
pjmedia.com
2012-10-11 08:18:29 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com">
2012-10-11 06:29:07 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 06:09:10 PM  
2 votes:
Why does Paul Ryan always seem to have a look on his face that suggests he just ate something very nasty, but he's grateful for it?
2012-10-11 02:25:11 PM  
2 votes:

Nezorf: Compare their performances on tv interviews and such.


I would, but Ryan keeps disappearing from my footage for some reason.
2012-10-13 01:53:40 PM  
1 vote:

Shakin_Haitian: Man, Ryan kicked ass last night. The Fox News internet poll has him at over 91%!!!


Well it would be the same as the Yes Network asking viewers if the Yankees are the best team ever.

Keizer_Ghidorah: I'm still trying to understand why there are people who WANT America to become a land of government-enforced misogyny, homophobia, ignorance, and Christian theocracy.

Maybe someone can help be try to understand them.


Because Utah is only one state out of 50, no other state is so dominated by one church / religion.

beenjammin: Ah, I found it.

And this folks, pretty much sums up the night.


Puny gop demi-god.

rufus-t-firefly: Debeo Summa Credo: Mugato: If life begins at conception, and abortion is murder, why would you allow abortions from rape? That doesn't make any sense.

Absolutely correct. But you can't accept the catholic churches position on abortion and want it to be legal either.

You can certainly decide to not make law to enforce your religious beliefs on others.

"I don't see how a person can separate their public life from their private life or from their faith."
- Paul Ryan



If you can't see how you can, you should not be in public life. I can easily separate out my love of the Philadelphia Phillies from any job I have.
2012-10-12 10:34:15 PM  
1 vote:

Angry Buddha: Alonjar: Oh CNN go fark yourself. "Here us an unbiased group of random voters in a swing state... and by that we mean we're in Norfolk, a city whose entire existance relies on heavy military spending and regularly votes Republican."

Actually no. I live in Norfolk. We actually vote Democrat and by no narrow margin 71% Obama, 28% McCain in 2008.

In 2004, Kerry beat Bush in Norfolk 62% to 38%.

In 2000? Gore 61%

1996? 65% Clinton, Bob Dole! 35%

It's a military town, but many of those folks vote absentee in their home states.

No one will read this post, but I don't care.


I read it. But.... but you don't care. *sniffles*
2012-10-12 04:58:29 PM  
1 vote:

Keizer_Ghidorah: I'm still trying to understand why there are people who WANT America to become a land of government-enforced misogyny, homophobia, ignorance, and Christian theocracy


Some people just want to watch the world burn
2012-10-12 02:12:10 PM  
1 vote:
Still waiting on those specifics, Ryan.
2012-10-12 01:07:55 PM  
1 vote:

KarmicDisaster: that bosnian sniper: ox45tallboy: Spin it into what? All I've seen from the left is that Biden called Ryan out on his bullsh*t malarkey, which is the honest truth. No spin necessary. The right's trying to talk about Ryan's "style" and "demeanor" and attempting to spin the fact that Biden laughed at Ryan's outright lies as if Biden were laughing at the subject matter rather than what Ryan was saying about it.

Ryan said it best last night -- when your platform is indefensible, attack and demonize your opponent. Which in itself is such an unironic, blatant projection it makes one wonder whether Ryan pretends to be an independent on Fark.

What was weird about that was that after saying that he went on for the rest of his time attacking Obama on several topics!


It's like forcing your mistress to get an abortion while talking about how much of a "pro-life" man you are.
2012-10-12 10:29:36 AM  
1 vote:

tony41454: Once again, Joe Biden lied his way through a Vice Presidential debate--just as he did in his contest with Sarah Palin in 2008. This time, the media caught a few of Biden's worst "malarkey" moments--as did his opponent, Paul Ryan, when he could get a word in edgewise.

Here are the top ten worst lies told by Biden during the debate:

...

1. "Well, we weren't told they wanted more security again." Biden lied through his teeth about the fact that the administration--specifically, the State Department--had been told again and again that security on the ground in Libya, and in Benghazi in particular, was inadequate. The day before, in Congressional hearings on the Libya attacks, former regional security director Eric Nordstrom described his frustration with having those requests turned down by the government bureaucracy: "For me the Taliban is on the inside of the building."


That #1 might prove the most troublesome for Biden, especially coupled with him throwing their Intelligence community under the bus. When asked why the administration kept harping about the YouTube video for two weeks after Intelligence told them that had nothing to do with the bombing, and that it was a terrorist attack. Later in the debate, Biden said he'd know when Iran has nuclear bomb capabilities because Intelligence will let the administration know. Dunce.
2012-10-12 10:07:53 AM  
1 vote:
How do you know Biden won? Just look at the "both sides are bad" master race over at Politifact:

Paul Ryan:
Paul Ryan said Obama was in NYC same day as Bibi but dissed him
static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Says the Obama administration spent taxpayer dollars on electric cars in Finland (and) windmills in China.
static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Says Obama promised unemployment would never go above 8 percent.
static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Says President Barack Obama "already passed all these Obamacare taxes. About a dozen of them hit middle-income taxpayers."
static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Joe Biden:
Biden: Romney called ending the Iraq war 'tragic'
static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Says Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan would "eliminate the guarantee of Medicare."
static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com

"$500 billion of the extension of the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy goes to 120,000 families."
static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Notice a pattern?

Politifact will do their damnedest to avoid calling factual statements from Democrats flat-out true, despite even admitting in their fact-checks that the statement is based in fact, just to appear "even-handed" and "fair", and even THEY cannot avoid calling Paul Ryan out on his total bullshiat.

Romney/Ryan is the most dishonest presidential campaign in generations.
2012-10-12 09:49:02 AM  
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tony41454: Once again, Joe Biden lied his way through a Vice Presidential debate...


Your fact-checking needs fact-checking. Badly.
2012-10-12 09:45:31 AM  
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Waldo Pepper: themeaningoflifeisnot: Waldo Pepper: well we disagree. I think the last 2 debates might provide a tipping point for those on the fence or this LIbya debacle.

About 0.00001% of voters give a rat's ass about Libya. The serious issues are the economy and healthcare. And most of us recognize that Romney and Ryan have done their best to capitalize politically on what is probably a f*ck-up that got 4 good men killed. It's not a weighty issue by any means.

nah, the president lying and trying to cover up the murder of 4 American's means nothing. if this had happen on Bush's watch the talking heads would be having a field day with it


Not a chance that this will even cause a flicker in the polls. No one cares that strongly about Libya. The right is just trying to generate faux outrage. It's called "politicizing the deaths of 4 fine men who gave their lives serving their country." Wherever the blame falls for the f*ckups that led to that mess and for the ridiculous way the White House handled it, just about no one cares about Libya as a voting issue.
2012-10-12 09:36:18 AM  
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tony41454: Once again, Joe Biden lied his way through a Vice Presidential debate--just as he did in his contest with Sarah Palin in 2008. This time, the media caught a few of Biden's worst "malarkey" moments--as did his opponent, Paul Ryan, when he could get a word in edgewise. verbally kicked his opponents ass, with a smile on his face.

2012-10-12 09:34:21 AM  
1 vote:
Once again, Joe Biden lied his way through a Vice Presidential debate--just as he did in his contest with Sarah Palin in 2008. This time, the media caught a few of Biden's worst "malarkey" moments--as did his opponent, Paul Ryan, when he could get a word in edgewise.

Here are the top ten worst lies told by Biden during the debate:

10. "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey....not a single thing he said is accurate." At the outset of the debate, Biden tried to paint Ryan as a liar--when Biden, in fact, was the one lying. Ryan had pointed out: 1) that the White House had distanced itself from the Cairo embassy's apologies on 9/11; 2) that Obama had failed to speak up for Iranian protestors in 2009; 3) that the Obama administration called Syria's dictator a "reformer"; 4) and that the Obama administration is imposing defense cuts and projecting weakness. All of that is true.

9. "The president has met with Bibi [Netanyahu] a dozen times....This is a bunch of stuff." While they have met several times--not a dozen--that includes a meeting at which Obama made the Israeli prime minister enter the White House through a back entrance, refused to take a picture with him, and left him on his own for dinner. Specifically, Ryan had criticized Obama's refusal to meet Netanyahu in New York last month, and to tape talk show interviews instead--a clear snub that sent the wrong signal, again, to Israel's enemies.

8. "Just let the taxes expire like they're supposed to on those millionaires." Biden's "millionaires" are actually households earning more than $250,000 a year, which includes many middle-class families with two earners, and small business owners in particular who report business earnings as personal income. Biden and Obama have repeatedly labeled those earning over $250,000 as "millionaires and billionaires," distorting the actual impact of their tax plan on the non-millionaires it would hit hardest, who create a vast proportion of small business jobs.

7. "You know, I heard that death panel argument from Sarah Palin. It seems that every vice presidential debate, I hear this kind of stuff about panels." Biden's cheap shot against Palin was an attempt to diminish both her and the man sitting across from him. But Palin never talked about "death panels" in her debate with Biden, for the simple reason that Obamacare had not yet been proposed. Nor did Ryan mention "death panels"--he had addressed the undeniable fact that Obamacare proposes a board to impose cost controls.

6. "The congressman here cut embassy security in his budget by $300 million below what we asked for." Biden's lie about Ryan's budget was an attempt to dodge responsibility for lax embassy security--and to cover up that the Obama called for new cuts to embassy security just days after the 9/11 attacks. Ryan's proposal, which called for a 19% overall decrease in non-defense discretionary spending, does not even mention embassy security--the Obama campaign merely made up that number by applying 19% across the board.

5. "No, they are not four years closer to a nuclear weapon." Biden's attempt to lie about the glaring reality of the Iranian nuclear program fell flat. Iran is indeed four years closer to a nuclear weapon, and the Obama administration--believing it knew better than its predecessors--tried to reinvent the wheel on talks with Iran, causing frustration to our allies in Europe and the Middle East. Meeting after meeting this year has failed to produce results, and the loophole-filled sanctions, while hurting Iran somewhat, are not stopping its nuclear program.

4. "No religious institution, Catholic or otherwise...has to be a vehicle to get contraception in any insurance policy they provide. That is a fact." No, it is not a fact--it is the opposite of a fact, and saying "that is a fact" does not make it any less a blatant lie. The Obama administration is forcing religious institutions to provide contraceptive and abortion drugs through their insurance policies. That is the reason several dozen religious institutions are suing the administration to defend their First Amendment freedom of religion.

3. "It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card...I was there. I voted against him." Biden voted for both the Iraq war and the Afghanistan war. He did not vote for George W. Bush's plan to extend coverage of Medicare to prescription drugs (though he voted for an earlier, similar proposal), nor did he vote for the Bush tax cuts. But he voted for both of the wars he derided last night. To quote Bill Clinton's speech to the Democratic National Convention: "It takes some brass to attack a guy for doing what you did."

2. "What we did is we saved $716 billion and put it back -- applied it to Medicare." Biden repeated the lie the Obama administration has been telling since before Obamacare passed in 2010: that cuts to Medicare today were savings that extend the life of the program. They would be--if the same $716 billion wasn't also being used to pay for Obamacare. As Ryan pointed out in 2010, and again last night, you can't double-count the same cuts. Taking $716 billion out of Medicare means exactly that--and hurts, not helps, the program's solvency.

1. "Well, we weren't told they wanted more security again." Biden lied through his teeth about the fact that the administration--specifically, the State Department--had been told again and again that security on the ground in Libya, and in Benghazi in particular, was inadequate. The day before, in Congressional hearings on the Libya attacks, former regional security director Eric Nordstrom described his frustration with having those requests turned down by the government bureaucracy: "For me the Taliban is on the inside of the building."
by Joel B. Pollak
2012-10-12 09:30:01 AM  
1 vote:
My favorite part of the night:

RYAN: We're sending fewer people out in all of these hotspots to do the same job that they were supposed to do a month ago.

BIDEN: Because we turned it over...

RYAN: But we took 22,000 people out...

...

BIDEN: ... we turned it over to the Afghan troops we trained. No one got pulled out that didn't get filled in by trained Afghan personnel. And he's -- he's conflating two issues. The fighting season that Petraeus was talking about and former -- and Admiral Mullen was the fighting season this spring. That's what he was talking about. We did not -- we did not pull them out.

RYAN: They're still coming into Zabul, to Kunar, to all of these areas, but we are sending fewer people to the front to fight them. And that's...

BIDEN: That's right, because that's the Afghan responsibility. We've trained them.

RYAN: Not in the east.

RADDATZ: Let's move -- let's move to another war.

BIDEN: Not in the east?

RYAN: R.C. East -- R.C. East...

BIDEN: R.C. East is the most dangerous place in the world.

RYAN: That's right. That's why we don't want to send fewer people to the...

BIDEN: That's -- that's why we should send Americans in to do the job, instead of the -- you'd rather Americans be going in doing the job instead of the trainees?


Ryan's expression says "I wish I was in Afghanistan...anywhere but here, getting my ass handed to me."
2012-10-12 09:21:13 AM  
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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Eau Claire

In west Janesville born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Eau Claire"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Eau Claire!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Eau Claire

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2012-10-12 09:17:59 AM  
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The one big takeaway I had from this, and I really hope people noticed it, is thus...

Ryan criticized the Obama plan to let the Bush tax cuts expire on high-income earners because (paraphrasing) "Even if you did that, it's only $X billion, and that's not enough to do anything meaningful to the debt."

Not 5 minutes later, when pressed on how he and Romney are going to pay for tax cuts, said that he's going to close loopholes and dedcutions on high-income earners.

Um...if a tax increase on the wealthy isn't going to be enough money to affect the debt, how is elimitating some deductions on those same people going to be enough to affect the debt?

Either you can get enough money from the wealthy, or you can't. You don't get it both ways.
2012-10-12 09:16:49 AM  
1 vote:

rufus-t-firefly: "I don't see how a person can separate their public life from their private life or from their faith."
- Paul Ryan


Translation: If Mitt wins, the White House is moving to Salt Lake City, and his cult/pyramid scheme calls dibs on policymaking.
2012-10-12 08:47:23 AM  
1 vote:
the dude O'Bidens.
2012-10-12 08:26:23 AM  
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pacified: I heard the Romney's five point plan!

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It's more of a 'framework', really.
2012-10-12 08:20:46 AM  
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"You feel that sting, Paul, huh? That's pride farking with you! You gotta fight through that shiat!"

2012-10-12 07:44:13 AM  
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Omahawg: Somacandra: Aquapope: Hey, don't you talk crap about S.E. Cupp. She's the most humpable repubican mouthpiece there is and I want the GOP to survive just so I continue to have a miniscule chance of spooging her throat closed so she can never speak again.

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I remember seeing her on TV in the hospital two weeks ago. I wanted that woman like no one's business. I mean crawling through a barbed-wire fence to tongue-punch her farthole WANT.

And then I looked her up.

DAMMIT ITS NOT FAIR

I honestly can't figure out why women would willingly support a political party that, nay, encourages old white men to dictate what they can and can not do with their own bodies. it just baffles me.


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2012-10-12 07:22:07 AM  
1 vote:
Paul Ryan's mom is very upset with the referee.

Because Paul is a very good debater, you see. It was somebody else's fault.
2012-10-12 07:22:04 AM  
1 vote:

themeaningoflifeisnot: I'd love to see Boehner and Pelosi facing off like that!


This is pretty close.
2012-10-12 05:40:57 AM  
1 vote:

nitroglycerine: My GF and I did a shot of Everclear and Rockstar every time Joe was awesome.


... And you survived?