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(Politico)   Will Biden act like your uncle who hasn't gotten the dosage right yet? Will Ryan flex his muscles before running away from his budget like a sissy? Will we get a new ^_^ -_- meme out of this? It's your VP Debate Democratic Rumble Thread (9PM EST)   ( politico.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 12:59:36 AM  
28 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 08:09:10 PM  
17 votes:
img580.imageshack.us
2012-10-11 10:38:44 AM  
17 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2012-10-11 10:09:15 PM  
16 votes:
Joe Biden would be lucky to get a passing grade in a high school government class. This is an absolute disgrace. Paul Ryan won this debate with his honesty and clarity. I did not watch the debate. What is going on?
2012-10-11 11:12:11 PM  
15 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-12 01:07:29 AM  
13 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 11:13:59 PM  
13 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 09:02:35 PM  
13 votes:
i1020.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:41:10 PM  
12 votes:
Todd Akin says that Paul Ryan's body has a natural way of shutting down after what Biden did to him tonight
2012-10-11 01:23:57 PM  
12 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
memecrunch.com
2012-10-11 11:15:50 PM  
11 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:48:06 PM  
11 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 10:00:08 PM  
11 votes:
This debate is going to hurt Obama with Teaparty voters.
2012-10-11 09:41:43 PM  
11 votes:
Bill Maher Tweet- "@billmaher: Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv"
2012-10-12 01:37:29 AM  
10 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:33:55 PM  
10 votes:
Ryan went down to debate. He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this Biden sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot,
And Ryan jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Biden, let me tell you what.

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now, you play pretty good fiddle, Biden, but give Ryan his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The Biden said, "My name's Joe, and it might be a sin.
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Joe, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'Cause hell's broke loose in debate and Ryan deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, Ryan gets your soul.

Ryan opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of talking heads joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:

::Fiddle interlude::

When Ryan finished, Joe said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son,
but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run.
Ryan's in the House of the Rising Sun.
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

That Ryan bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Joe's feet.
Joe said, "Ryan, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
Cause I told you once, you son of a biatch, I'm the best that's ever been."

He played:

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run.
Ryan's in the House of the Rising Sun.
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.
2012-10-11 04:04:35 PM  
10 votes:
img267.imageshack.us
2012-10-11 11:11:55 PM  
9 votes:

Supes: Caption contest!!

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x318]


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
2012-10-11 11:10:19 PM  
9 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
"Randroid, please!"

s3.amazonaws.com
"Look at the size of this F*ck that I give about what you just said."

s3.amazonaws.com
"Should I rope this dope some more or just put him out of our misery, folks?"
2012-10-11 10:45:42 PM  
9 votes:

paj: Wolf Blitzer - "looked like a draw."


18.media.tumblr.com

Alrighty then.
2012-10-11 10:15:17 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 08:58:16 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.com

Thank you for the TF MisterTweak!
2012-10-11 07:16:12 PM  
9 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 10:51:52 PM  
8 votes:
I haven't seen a catholic get whipped that hard since I saw Passion of the Christ.
2012-10-11 10:32:24 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com

Seriously, this template is gold.
2012-10-11 10:16:15 PM  
8 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-10-11 09:57:32 PM  
8 votes:
I think that Joe Biden is not telling the truth when he calls Paul Ryan a friend.
2012-10-11 11:20:28 PM  
7 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:16:58 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:08:13 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:06:59 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:46:36 PM  
7 votes:
i134.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 09:36:07 PM  
7 votes:
images.pictureshunt.com
2012-10-11 09:28:14 PM  
7 votes:

Biden is like seconds away from doing *jerk off motion* when Paul Ryan talks.

- Chris Weingarten (@1000TimesYes) October 12, 2012
2012-10-11 08:47:57 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 05:40:21 AM  
6 votes:
Betters?

i243.photobucket.com

I tired, goes off to bed now.
2012-10-12 05:31:57 AM  
6 votes:
I has a badge. Will this be satisfactory?

i243.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:51:05 PM  
6 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 11:47:13 PM  
6 votes:
snagged from twitter:

dumbimages.net
2012-10-11 11:10:20 PM  
6 votes:
i86.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:46:15 PM  
6 votes:
Eloquent Biden Brings Entire Audience to Tears in Debate Stunner

o.onionstatic.com

"My name is Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.," said the vice president, his voice choking. "Over the years I have been made an object of mockery and ridicule. I have seen pictures of me in the most humiliating positions you can think of plastered across newspapers all over the world. I have been treated as a punch line. A dope. A farkin' jester among kings. But don't be fooled. I am also a man who has touched sorrow. And I am a son of a biatch who has spent nearly seven decades on the razor's edge and lived to tell the tale. I may not say it often, and I may never say it again, but I wish to say to you now that I am also a man worthy of love. And worthy of respect."

"Thank you all so damn much," Biden added. "I just...I love this country, man."

Wiping his eyes, Biden then descended from the table and sat back down as the tearful and blindsided audience attempted to make sense of what they had just witnessed.

After nearly a full minute of deeply moving silence, Biden then whistled loudly and admitted to the assembled crowd that he had "a huge farkin' woody right now."
2012-10-11 10:25:28 PM  
6 votes:
Count me among the women who want to blow Biden right now. Because DAMN son, at this point I'd vote you in for 2016. And blow you again.
2012-10-11 10:15:13 PM  
6 votes:

eagles95: imontheinternet: What's the odds on there being a puddle under Ryan's seat at the end of this thing?

what color?


Red. Biden went in with no lube tonight.
2012-10-11 10:14:56 PM  
6 votes:
Jill Biden's twitter
Dr. Jill Biden @JillBidenVeep
Oh geez, I knew I shouldn't have let Joe watch Gran Torino before the debate. #VPDebate
Priceless
Screw Clinton 2016, Biden 2016 put the Trans Am on the white house lawn!
2012-10-11 10:06:16 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
d23 [BareFark]
2012-10-11 10:02:33 PM  
6 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-11 09:47:42 PM  
6 votes:

Will-Mun: Does... Does Biden read Fark?


Right now Biden IS Fark.
2012-10-11 09:27:36 PM  
6 votes:
JOE BIDEN I WILL TOTALLY BLOW YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR TRANS-AM!!
2012-10-11 09:20:09 PM  
6 votes:
HE SAID MALARKY!!!

HE TOOK A DRINK!! HE IS PLAYING THE GAME WITH US!!!!
2012-10-11 09:13:10 PM  
6 votes:
Ryan: I AM A CONSERVATIVE GOD! I WILL NOT BE MANHANDLED BY...

Biden: *SMASH!SMASH!SMASH!*

Biden: Puny god...
2012-10-11 08:58:26 PM  
6 votes:
I expect Ryan to fully support his past decisions and legislation with 100% fealty.
2012-10-11 08:23:09 PM  
6 votes:
i134.photobucket.com

What time is it?

i134.photobucket.com

Sexy time.

i134.photobucket.com

You'll be gentle?

i134.photobucket.com

Just the tip.

i134.photobucket.com

...

i134.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 05:41:38 PM  
6 votes:
public.dcexp.com
2012-10-12 12:30:27 AM  
5 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-12 12:11:31 AM  
5 votes:
Oh, the media is now speculating Biden was heavily fatigued and held back from performing at his finest thanks to improper event planning. Nobody had a wheelbarrow and he had to carry his own balls on-stage.
2012-10-11 11:33:25 PM  
5 votes:
themeaningoflifeisnotThey're just skeered that Romney might come after them once he kills Big Bird.

Well, considering what you could see before the debate started..

www.clusterfake.net
2012-10-11 11:00:55 PM  
5 votes:

Bontesla: Weaver95: zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?

Biden had a vorpal sword and confirmed a crit against Ryan.

You underestimated the complete devastation Ryan suffered.


well there was a moment or two there when Biden was running around saying 'THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!' with the lightening and explosions and whatnot.
2012-10-11 10:49:49 PM  
5 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-10-11 10:44:50 PM  
5 votes:

CygnusDarius: Ok, just got back from work. What the hell happened?.


Biden turned into a relentless killing machine and Ryan got to find out what his own innards taste like.
2012-10-11 10:32:45 PM  
5 votes:

cache.gawkerassets.com

FLAWLESS VICTORY

2012-10-11 10:32:13 PM  
5 votes:

sprawl15: Mike_LowELL: ObamaSucks64 on the Obama Sucks forums is reporting that Barack Obama broke down crying while watching the debate, screaming "WHY ARE DOING THIS TO GRAMPA JOE?" I look forward to seeing how the lie-beral media spins this one.

SNEObamaSucks is a far superior poster to ObamaSuckst64.


I liked SNEObamaSucks, but he got banned for claiming that tax cuts do not create additional revenue under any and all circumstances. Pretty much outed himself as a liberal on that one. ObamaSucks85 says that he's thinking about reinstating the dude's posting privileges, but I think he's going to have a tough time getting anyone on that message board to take him seriously again. ObamaSucks64 is probably one of the ten best posters on that web site, up there with ObamaSucksDong and ObamaSucks171. Either way, you can't go wrong with any of those guys.
2012-10-11 10:31:58 PM  
5 votes:

tudorgurl: This thread doesn't have nearly enough Photoshops.

I am disappoint.


images.wikia.com
2012-10-11 10:17:21 PM  
5 votes:
Dafarq?

i.imgur.com

A baby named 'bean', you say?
2012-10-11 10:15:30 PM  
5 votes:

fqhollis: Abortion! Finally.


That's what she said.

/I'm so sorry.
2012-10-11 10:04:30 PM  
5 votes:

majshark: Ryan is winning this by default. Biden is overcompensating by being being rude while Obama was quiet for his debate. Biden is the definition of loco this debate.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 10:03:09 PM  
5 votes:
There's clearly media bias on display. Ryan hasn't been asked any questions about Ayn Rand and instead being asked for specifics and facts.

/WTF
2012-10-11 09:59:35 PM  
5 votes:

I found Ryan's self respect

i301.photobucket.com

It's all mooshed up in the bottom of this bag

2012-10-11 09:58:59 PM  
5 votes:
I could see Biden, jumping out of the white trans-am from the Onion article, wearing a lion skin, beating Paul over the head with a ox femur, ululating to the heavens, then EATING him.

/Just sayin
2012-10-11 09:58:05 PM  
5 votes:
I am a random login with an old account that you've never seen before and I am trolling this thread with pro-Ryan, anti-Biden comments.
d23 [BareFark]
2012-10-11 09:52:18 PM  
5 votes:
Fark Cons:

static.prtst.net
2012-10-11 09:36:45 PM  
5 votes:
images.latinospost.com

This massive dicking reminds me of the time me and some buddies tag teamed Ryan's mom in the Summer of '87. She was a looker back then, I tell ya.
2012-10-11 09:28:28 PM  
5 votes:
www.blackwebent.com
2012-10-11 09:24:18 PM  
5 votes:
cyclesc.org

I'll just leave this here.
2012-10-12 06:30:01 AM  
4 votes:
2012-10-12 01:25:35 AM  
4 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com

Vice President Joe Biden exits his custom-built Trans Am airplane
2012-10-11 11:52:49 PM  
4 votes:
i309.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:51:45 PM  
4 votes:
Because it's never too late...
farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-10-11 11:28:34 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 11:08:48 PM  
4 votes:
InflamedGonads : Skeptos: Here's the big difference between us and them: when our guy clearly loses, we admit it.

Thanks for your wisdom, loser.


i1020.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 11:02:37 PM  
4 votes:

AkaDad: Paul Ryan was asking for it.


so you're saying he shouldn't have dressed like a slut?
2012-10-11 11:02:01 PM  
4 votes:

letsbefriendsagain.com
LIKE A BOSS!

2012-10-11 10:58:17 PM  
4 votes:

InflamedGonads: NBC says Draw idiots....please try to be reasonable kiddies.


"Draw idiots". So are we supposed to just start sketching Republicans now, or...?
2012-10-11 10:53:00 PM  
4 votes:
Fox News anchor just said "there is more spinning going on around here than in a laundromat." Then she imploded from irony
2012-10-11 10:47:02 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:41:33 PM  
4 votes:
i265.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:37:25 PM  
4 votes:

torquestripe: Bottom line DNC lost tonight.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:33:50 PM  
4 votes:
And now Ryan is going to go hate f*ck something back stage....MAN he's gotta be pissed off about that debate!

my unofficial results: Biden nailed it.
2012-10-11 10:29:00 PM  
4 votes:

Ryan: Honesty.

i.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:26:22 PM  
4 votes:
Scientific Method:
Define a question
Gather information and resources (observe)
Form an explanatory hypothesis
Test the hypothesis by performing an experiment and collecting data in a reproducible manner
Analyze the data
Interpret the data and draw conclusions that serve as a starting point for new hypothesis
Publish results
Retest (frequently done by other scientists)

Ryantific Method:
Define a question
Say "Science and Logic"
Answer the question
2012-10-11 10:22:24 PM  
4 votes:

Bossk'sSegway: [i46.tinypic.com image 850x563]


The thing everyone should take away from this debate:

Joe Biden is a warmage.
kab
2012-10-11 10:21:05 PM  
4 votes:
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
2012-10-11 10:20:53 PM  
4 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-10-11 10:19:43 PM  
4 votes:
Forcible rape. Drink!

Wait, don't. Then you'll get raped.
2012-10-11 10:13:44 PM  
4 votes:
Did Paul Ryan just say Hillary Clinton is right about something?

www.317am.net

Did u hear wut ur boy said 2nite?

cdn2-b.examiner.com

You're farking kidding me
2012-10-11 10:12:37 PM  
4 votes:
Bill Maher @billmaher
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Ryan. But it wld be cool if Biden made him cry
2012-10-11 10:11:22 PM  
4 votes:
wrestlinglatino.com

BAH GAWD KING! SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THIS!
2012-10-11 09:49:39 PM  
4 votes:
I was just driving, listening in the car. You know Ryan may be losing the debate on TV, but on radio he's losing even more!
2012-10-11 09:46:28 PM  
4 votes:

Ryan's debate strategy:

i301.photobucket.com



Obviously he forgot to wear the pith helmet. I'm sure everyone would agree that that component is crucial.
2012-10-11 09:35:56 PM  
4 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: UNLEASH THE BIDEN!


i47.photobucket.com

/I love Joe
2012-10-11 09:35:09 PM  
4 votes:
I can't stop laughing.

Hey Fark Cons I think I finally understand your legitimate rape line.
2012-10-11 09:30:50 PM  
4 votes:

texasgopvote.com
Nice anecdote. Heres mine, plus a point

2012-10-11 09:25:47 PM  
4 votes:
I have the strangest boner right now
2012-10-11 09:23:37 PM  
4 votes:
Obama: "Hey Joe, it looks like their strategy is to blatantly lie."
Biden: "I see that BO, you think I wouldn't prepare for it?"
Obama: "Just resist the urge to say 'bullshiat' please"
2012-10-11 09:18:28 PM  
4 votes:
972mag.com
2012-10-11 09:18:07 PM  
4 votes:
The centrifuges are SPINNING!

/And Leon is getting laaaaarger!!!!
2012-10-11 09:16:17 PM  
4 votes:

pacified: am i supposed to draw the penis?


i1199.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 09:10:43 PM  
4 votes:
Biden reminds me of my divorce attorney and he was worth every blessed penny my ex husband wound up paying for him. Watching that man work is like watching Fred Astaire knock out George Foreman.
2012-10-11 09:09:37 PM  
4 votes:
i134.photobucket.com

We're projecting weakness abroad!

www.thefastertimes.com

Tell me about it
2012-10-11 09:05:07 PM  
4 votes:
Holy crap.

I never noticed how much Paul Ryan looks like Hanover Fiste from HEAVY METAL:

texasfred.net

img339.imageshack.us
2012-10-11 09:04:58 PM  
4 votes:

Cuthbert Allgood: Oh shiat...

Biden is obviously high


He's relaxed. He just rubbed one out.
2012-10-11 09:02:31 PM  
4 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:57:49 PM  
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 08:22:50 PM  
4 votes:

"I knew the Batman, I worked with the Batman. And Paul Ryan, you are not the goddam Batman!"


www.nydailynews.com

2012-10-11 08:14:45 PM  
4 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 07:30:21 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 06:43:53 PM  
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-11 01:29:42 PM  
4 votes:

obeymatt: [pbs.twimg.com image 480x535]
[memecrunch.com image 379x284]


Holy fark. He has no calves. I've honestly seen paraplegics with bigger calves than that.
2012-10-12 06:05:51 AM  
3 votes:
Someone needs to call Todd Akin, cuz that was legitimate rape. Ryan's vagina should be able to shut this down, but that doesn't change the fact that Biden farking owned him!
2012-10-11 11:50:05 PM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 11:37:37 PM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: djkutch: Tried to check in on the Freepers, but apparently their servers are under heavy load.

I can get to their site but apparently they're having issues keeping things running. LOTS of butt hurt on freeperville tonight, and not just about Ryan losing the debate. some of them are VERY vocal about freerepublic.com not functioning well.


Biden beat so much ass tonight he vicariously crashed Freep. He deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
2012-10-11 11:33:50 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
Quick and dirty
2012-10-11 11:12:46 PM  
3 votes:
We know what Biden was reaching for now.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:11:56 PM  
3 votes:
Well, I hope Ryan takes some plan B tomorrow, because he definitely got farked tonight.
2012-10-11 11:09:30 PM  
3 votes:
pbs.twimg.com


Biden: "Apparently some guys just rape easy".
2012-10-11 11:09:30 PM  
3 votes:
A little fact-checking. Biden was wrong about Ryan writing two letters for stimulus money. Ryan actually wrote four.
2012-10-11 11:04:17 PM  
3 votes:
home.comcast.net
2012-10-11 11:03:06 PM  
3 votes:
Republicans: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
Democrats: Winners?
Republicans: Yeah. Winners.
Democrats: Winners, like Ryan?
Republicans: Shut up. We didn't lose with Ryan. It was a tie!
Democrats: I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
2012-10-11 10:59:27 PM  
3 votes:
Ryan: "I cast magic missile at the darkness!"
2012-10-11 10:59:15 PM  
3 votes:
Here's the big difference between us and them: when our guy clearly loses, we admit it.
2012-10-11 10:57:15 PM  
3 votes:
Well, all my R Facebook peeps are angry that Biden wasn't nice so it's pretty clear that Ryan got his ass whipped or else they'd be gloating all over the place. Bottom line: you reap what you sow, enjoy the burn.
2012-10-11 10:55:23 PM  
3 votes:
On the bright side, Ryan was legitimately raped, so he doesn't have to go to the pharmacy for plan B in the morning...
2012-10-11 10:54:27 PM  
3 votes:
I miss Jim Lehrer. @NewsHour #debate
- @KarlRove via Twitter for iPhone
2012-10-11 10:53:59 PM  
3 votes:
Good Job Ryan!

i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:53:59 PM  
3 votes:
"This debate seems to be a draw."
"Sir, may I offer you a beardslap? It will help you."
"A what?"

i301.photobucket.com

"In retrospect, Paul Ryan just suffered the political equivalent of chemical castration."
"Told you it'd help."
2012-10-11 10:53:15 PM  
3 votes:
MisterTweak
jst3p:
Did he just adjust their platform?

The 9:15 platform? Or 9:27? you need to be more specific.


They're currently running on the Harry Potter platform:
It's nine and three quarters and it makes you want to smash your head against the wall.
2012-10-11 10:50:31 PM  
3 votes:

vygramul: EviLincoln: People with TF should go terrorize the parallel thread on TFD. That place is like a funeral parlor.

Lol - so THAT's where all the conservatives go for an echo chamber!


YES. PLEASE COME GET THEM. IT'S STARTING TO SMELL LIKE REPRESSION AND GERITOL.
2012-10-11 10:47:54 PM  
3 votes:
Hey GOP, who are you going to choose as Romneys new VP candidate? The last one just got killed.
2012-10-11 10:46:30 PM  
3 votes:

CygnusDarius: Ok, just got back from work. What the hell happened?.


It went something like this. Biden on left, Ryan on right:

bevan.net
2012-10-11 10:45:16 PM  
3 votes:
C-SPAN CAller 1: Biden is a used car salesman; Ryan was telling the truth and never lied not even once.
C-SPAN Caller 2: Ryan needs to go to the doctor, because he drinks too much water.

Thank you, C-SPAN Callers for keeping us infromed.
2012-10-11 10:40:36 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:39:20 PM  
3 votes:

FrailChild: ghare:
You can't "disagree" with pathological liars.

That's right, demonize and demean your opponents. I'm sure you think the 50% of america who votes republican are all complete idiots, and the 50% that vote liberal are all educated, well informed, and reasonable? lol


Um, is this a trick question?
2012-10-11 10:36:39 PM  
3 votes:

Ryan's debate performance:

i301.photobucket.com

paj
2012-10-11 10:36:02 PM  
3 votes:

Your Average Witty Fark User: Did anyone catch the license plate number of that truck that just ran over Paul Ryan?


I dunno, but I think I saw a Obama/Biden sticker on the bumper.
2012-10-11 10:35:10 PM  
3 votes:
Can we bring the term Joementum back?
2012-10-11 10:34:40 PM  
3 votes:
Oh merciful lords I am very much looking forward to downloading the HELL out of this thing once all the screaming has tapered off and the blood has been mopped up.
2012-10-11 10:33:13 PM  
3 votes:
Biden: ad libs his closing, nails it
Ryan: on script, tries to sell me a used car


LOL
2012-10-11 10:32:42 PM  
3 votes:
Ryan lied by using the word "Honesty"

That is impressive.
2012-10-11 10:31:44 PM  
3 votes:
Hey Joe, what are you doing with Ryan's eviscerated spine in your hand?
2012-10-11 10:31:32 PM  
3 votes:
Go home and get your shine box Paulie.
2012-10-11 10:30:28 PM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Rrryan. Shome thingsh don't react well to bulletsh in here. I know, I don't!"
2012-10-11 10:30:12 PM  
3 votes:

FrailChild: WhyteRaven74: FrailChild: Spot on Ryan.

Abortion is by federal law not funded with federal dollars. Also, Jesus would like a word with you about abortion.

You are uninformed, and I can tell you are about to get manipulative.

Obama funnels federal tax dollars to fund abortion


scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-10-11 10:30:07 PM  
3 votes:

torquestripe: Bottom line DNC lost tonight.


Dude, turn off the tivo, your watching last weeks debate
2012-10-11 10:28:29 PM  
3 votes:
images.politico.com
2012-10-11 10:28:23 PM  
3 votes:
Did Ryan just say "honesty?" He owes me a keyboard
2012-10-11 10:27:56 PM  
3 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 10:24:01 PM  
3 votes:

Pope Poutrage VI: Damn, that boy is thirsty. Like he ran a marathon.


In under 3 hours.
2012-10-11 10:20:03 PM  
3 votes:
This friend that Biden keeps talking about sounds like a dick. Biden needs better friends.
2012-10-11 10:20:02 PM  
3 votes:
Ryan - "Can I stop talking now, I would really like to go home"
2012-10-11 10:19:25 PM  
3 votes:
i266.photobucket.com
L-R Biden Ryan
2012-10-11 10:19:13 PM  
3 votes:
You know, I really don't think Ryan is Biden's friend. At least, not anymore.
2012-10-11 10:19:08 PM  
3 votes:

i.imgur.com

2012-10-11 10:18:59 PM  
3 votes:
www.eonline.com 

Moderator should ask about this shiat. Especially the pic on the right.
d23 [BareFark]
2012-10-11 10:16:29 PM  
3 votes:
i76.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 10:15:26 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 10:11:38 PM  
3 votes:

CaptSS: I am a die-hard blinders on Republican, but I have to say old Joe is winning this one hands down.


Noticing reality is how it begins. Next thing you know, you'll agree a point or two made on MSNBC. It's a slippery slope man...
2012-10-11 10:09:28 PM  
3 votes:

angrysloth: i'm loving the mass liberal splooge going on in here right now ;)


I'm glad we could bukkake you.
2012-10-11 10:06:30 PM  
3 votes:

angrysloth: i'm loving the mass liberal splooge going on in here right now ;)


I would think you're used to that taste on your upper lip.
2012-10-11 10:06:12 PM  
3 votes:
shiat hes gone Bezerks, Ryans playing dead so Biden's gonna rip the moderators throat out!! somebody tranq him!
2012-10-11 10:04:36 PM  
3 votes:

FueledByEthanol: I could see Biden, jumping out of the white trans-am from the Onion article, wearing a lion skin, beating Paul over the head with a ox femur, ululating to the heavens, then EATING him.

/Just sayin


This debate, seriously, IS the metaphorical equivalent of feeding a copy of "Atlas Shrugged" into an industrial woodchipper...with Biden being the Asplundh employee and Ryan being the emotionally stunted thirteen-year-old going "NOOO WRYYYYYY".

(The original metaphor involved kittens, but a) that sounds too Yarmuthian and b) Kittypie Would Not Approve--both with the woodchipper use and the insult to the felines of the world in having Paul Ryan compared to a particularly dim kitten.)

I don't know what's been more hilarious: The utter pwnage by Biden, or the fact that THE MODERATOR HAS GOTTEN INTO THE ACT.

Seriously, this is the greatest beatdown I've seen in a good long time, and that includes the Babyquarium Incident :D
2012-10-11 10:04:30 PM  
3 votes:
BOOM GOES THE BIDENMYTE
2012-10-11 10:04:15 PM  
3 votes:
90 minutes is frankly too long though for this debate. I feel like I came 40 minutes ago when Ryan passed out from the anal raping.
2012-10-11 10:03:33 PM  
3 votes:

Via Infinito: I love Maru!


Maru loves you too!

i301.photobucket.com

But let's be honest. We're all second place to any cardboard box.
2012-10-11 10:02:02 PM  
3 votes:
Biden's kicking Ryan's ass in a helicopter and sometimes in a vehicle at this point.
2012-10-11 10:01:39 PM  
3 votes:
If this were a boxing match, Biden would be riding in the back of a cab trying to take his gloves off talking to a chick named Esmerelda.
2012-10-11 10:00:40 PM  
3 votes:

Into the blue again: UNLEASH THE BIDEN!


public.dcexp.com
mjg
2012-10-11 09:58:58 PM  
3 votes:

Dahnkster: This woman is taking charge!


Biden is a guy.
d23 [BareFark]
2012-10-11 09:58:20 PM  
3 votes:
narwhaler.com
2012-10-11 09:56:58 PM  
3 votes:
Husband pointed out that Ryan keeps drinking out of an empty cup...
2012-10-11 09:56:55 PM  
3 votes:

robolobo: STOP IT - YOU ARE KILLING HIM


deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-11 09:54:19 PM  
3 votes:
Ryan's done. Toast. Play him off, please.

i301.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 09:50:00 PM  
3 votes:
Oh damn! Moderator comes out swinging: What are the specifics? Ryan's response? Reagan.
2012-10-11 09:47:19 PM  
3 votes:
Biden says "my friend" like southern people say "bless his heart."
2012-10-11 09:43:17 PM  
3 votes:
Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv
- @billmaher via Twitter for BlackBerry®
2012-10-11 09:39:24 PM  
3 votes:
Biden actually laughing at his face....
2012-10-11 09:39:17 PM  
3 votes:
Your ideas are old and they're bad and you should feel bad.
2012-10-11 09:34:46 PM  
3 votes:

RminusQ: Rachel Maddow just came.


same here
2012-10-11 09:34:41 PM  
3 votes:

i.imgur.com

mjg
2012-10-11 09:32:41 PM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Go get em Joe
2012-10-11 09:26:43 PM  
3 votes:
Oh gods

I have to chance my underwear

I just came AND shat myself.
2012-10-11 09:26:33 PM  
3 votes:
Biden uses TAX CANNON. It's super-effective!
2012-10-11 09:26:15 PM  
3 votes:
NORQUIST - Critical Burn Magic

100/100, Deathtouch, Flying, Haste
2012-10-11 09:25:19 PM  
3 votes:
Oh my god. Biden, I will have your babies.
2012-10-11 09:22:55 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 09:20:36 PM  
3 votes:

texasgopvote.com
Let me explain to you why your points are bullshiat.

2012-10-11 09:17:01 PM  
3 votes:
Biden:

STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE!!
2012-10-11 09:15:40 PM  
3 votes:
Biden: "Paul Ryan, you ignorant slut!"
2012-10-11 09:10:06 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-11 09:03:22 PM  
3 votes:
Wow, Mare Winningham is looking rough(er) these days. Why is she moderating?
2012-10-11 09:01:55 PM  
3 votes:
www.joeyverse.com
vs

i.ytimg.com

Let's do this.
2012-10-11 09:01:45 PM  
3 votes:
How has this not been posted yet. Sometimes fark, I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

i47.tinypic.com
2012-10-11 08:46:42 PM  
3 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:41:18 PM  
3 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:30:22 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-11 08:25:45 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com">
2012-10-11 08:22:59 PM  
3 votes:
i449.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 08:13:03 PM  
3 votes:
home.comcast.net
2012-10-11 08:03:50 PM  
3 votes:
i134.photobucket.com

/if you want something more formal
2012-10-11 04:10:08 PM  
3 votes:
Blanky blank. Have fun, Farkers.

imageshack.us
2012-10-11 02:02:01 PM  
3 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2012-10-11 01:55:41 PM  
3 votes:

GAT_00: Nezorf: coco ebert: Nezorf: Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

That is awesome.

This will be very different than the Biden-Palin debate.
Ryan isn't good with specifics but good with rhetoric.
Biden is great with stories and connections, but not good about appealing to the masses.

Hmmmm.

Really? I find Biden quite populist.

He is a populist but a lot of his stuff goes over the heads of a significant amount of voters.
Too many words, too long, etc.

Do you realize that's openly contradictory, right? You can't be a populist who talks over everyone.


Ok more definition
He appeals to ordinary folk, but he also talks over a significant amount of people.
The people he talks over want platitudes, catch phrases and buzzwords.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-12 10:53:19 AM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us

q/d.
2012-10-12 10:27:14 AM  
2 votes:

MeinRS6: Biden put on a good show. He was a little snarky. we'll see how that plays.

Ryan didn't deliver the knock out punches that he should have. This will probably be chalked up as a Biden win.

The moderator sucked and was very pro-Obama/Biden. Which makes sense, because she is friends with Obama.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

2012-10-12 09:51:04 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 09:43:27 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 03:48:35 AM  
2 votes:
I swear before this evening's shenanigans I could have slapped some down-in-the-mouth give-uppy outside-of-Fark Dems and yelled at them to grow some frakkin' spine.

Thanks, Joe. Much appreciation.

Now I can go back to properly protecting these little eggs I still haven't counted.
2012-10-12 03:10:32 AM  
2 votes:
i165.photobucket.com
2012-10-12 02:08:31 AM  
2 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-10-12 01:53:21 AM  
2 votes:
anyone know when this thing starts?
2012-10-12 01:26:16 AM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2012-10-12 01:23:28 AM  
2 votes:
Joe Biden is Jerry Sandusky, and it's time for Ryan to hit the showers.
2012-10-12 01:22:39 AM  
2 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com 

Rmoney watches the VP debate with Sen. Rob Portman. Note the strategic placement of common people food.
2012-10-12 01:20:13 AM  
2 votes:

Kittypie070: Oh shut it and have a croissant.


That's "Freedom Biscuit", good sir.
2012-10-12 12:58:58 AM  
2 votes:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: What's your dick say?


It likes pussy, so it enjoyed Ryan's performance tonight.
2012-10-12 12:41:26 AM  
2 votes:
democrats threw the republicans off by sending up a white guy this time so their supporters didn't know why to hate biden, so they just got mad at the moderator cuz she is a woman instead
2012-10-12 12:31:33 AM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


Biden put on his robe and wizard hat.
2012-10-12 12:20:33 AM  
2 votes:
It's no wonder the mass media leans right. Look at what sore losers the Republicans are. They need somebody to nurse them and tell them they're winners.
2012-10-12 12:11:10 AM  
2 votes:

1.bp.blogspot.com

I have the strangest boner right now. Where's Paul at?

2012-10-12 12:08:15 AM  
2 votes:
I just have to die laughing seeing this currently on the sidebar as I type this.

pagead2.googlesyndication.com
2012-10-11 11:57:15 PM  
2 votes:

Hickory-smoked: [25.media.tumblr.com image 160x198]


That is so saved.

25.media.tumblr.com

2012-10-11 11:55:16 PM  
2 votes:
Oh. My. God.

This. is. a. real. commercial.

I wasn't in a drunken stupor!

Link
2012-10-11 11:53:35 PM  
2 votes:

Semi-Sane: blatantly pro-Obama moderator.


goinglikesixty.com
2012-10-11 11:51:16 PM  
2 votes:
In the middle of the debates it hit me: Paul Ryan is Eddie Haskell.

So, I Googled it (yes, I hate that it's now a verb AND it's capitalized) and I discovered that this was not an original thought.

Now, the question to my friends on the other side of the street (that is to say Psych majors) is, "why is that so many people immediately associate Paul Ryan with Eddie Haskell?"

www.estergoldberg.com
2012-10-11 11:50:08 PM  
2 votes:
www.internetweekly.org
2012-10-11 11:45:52 PM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: Bbc just said that the social media declare Ryan a winner on being a better numbers guy and how great a budget expert he is.

Expert on what? He told us nothing. He gave no detailed ripostes or parries with numbers and used more generalities than Biden.

Goddamn people are stupid. They only thinl he is a numbers guy because they were told that over and over. I know people who have never heard hom speak or read his proposals who believe he's a genius. Grr.


Close unknown Loopholes. Work with Democrats. Tax Cuts but don't cut the military. What more specifics do you want?
2012-10-11 11:35:53 PM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: You guys check this out. Joe Biden's vice-presidential debate reactions in gifs 

Meh, couldn't post one.


This one was small enough.

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 11:34:06 PM  
2 votes:
SweetBluebonnet:


Just accept it, you lost. Twice. Get over it.

Now I know why I have you fav'ed as "Stupid Coont".
2012-10-11 11:30:45 PM  
2 votes:
You guys check this out. Joe Biden's vice-presidential debate reactions in gifs 

Meh, couldn't post one.
2012-10-11 11:26:40 PM  
2 votes:

had98c: Hmm FreeRepublic isn't loading for me. Was going to check out their response. Maybe this is for the best.


I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
2012-10-11 11:19:59 PM  
2 votes:
Cspan2 "if you watched this debate with the sound off then Ryan won".

Do you know how debates work?
2012-10-11 11:18:17 PM  
2 votes:

paj: Caption away!

[www.taylormarsh.com image 600x927]


Eddie Munster looks like shiat.
2012-10-11 11:18:00 PM  
2 votes:
Paul Ryan is even more punchable than that douche from American Pickers. He wins in that category alone.
2012-10-11 11:17:59 PM  
2 votes:
CNN

48% Ryan
44% Biden
+/- 5%

Really? I mean, really? Did you draw your focus group from a Klan meeting?
2012-10-11 11:17:39 PM  
2 votes:

RminusQ: CBS Flash poll: Biden 50, Ryan 31, tied 19.


That means crap. Anyone who paid attention to the debate is so drunk now they can't respond to a poll.
2012-10-11 11:12:55 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: FlashHarry: you certainly can't call Biden a buffoon anymore

an interrupting condescending blowhard then


Aw. Bad night, huh Tom?
2012-10-11 11:12:42 PM  
2 votes:

Supes: Caption contest!!

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x318]


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

SERENITY NOW!!!
2012-10-11 11:11:33 PM  
2 votes:
why was Ryan so thirsty? because flop sweat doesn't replace itself
2012-10-11 11:09:51 PM  
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-11 11:09:00 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: FlashHarry: you certainly can't call Biden a buffoon anymore

an interrupting condescending blowhard then


But enough about Romney.....
2012-10-11 11:08:35 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: FlashHarry: you certainly can't call Biden a buffoon anymore

an interrupting condescending blowhard then


Cry MOAR.
2012-10-11 11:08:31 PM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


Paul Ryan walked into a wood chipper, the remains landed in a meat grinder, and what came out of that got fed to Mitt Romney's dog.
2012-10-11 11:06:03 PM  
2 votes:

Antimatter: zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?

You know the part in Gladiator where Maximus wiped out an area full of rivals, then screams "Are you not entertained?" to the audience?

Biden was like that tonight. Absolute slaughter.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 11:04:37 PM  
2 votes:
The winner and loser was decided within the first 20 minutes of the debate. Then Biden gave him a break because otherwise he would have gotten arrest for legitimate rape.
2012-10-11 11:00:30 PM  
2 votes:
Ryan was clearly parroting talking points and often simply lying, BUT DO WE WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE A MAN CAN'T LIE WITHOUT BEING SMIRKED AT?!!

Clearly not. Republican victory, election over, because Biden's a meanie.
2012-10-11 10:59:09 PM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


You know the part in Gladiator where Maximus wiped out an area full of rivals, then screams "Are you not entertained?" to the audience?

Biden was like that tonight. Absolute slaughter.
2012-10-11 10:58:48 PM  
2 votes:
mmmmmm. delicious krauthammer tears on fox.
2012-10-11 10:58:04 PM  
2 votes:

zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?


Biden had a vorpal sword and confirmed a crit against Ryan.
2012-10-11 10:57:55 PM  
2 votes:

PanicMan: coco ebert: The media is calling this a draw? Are you farking kidding me?
Are you surprised?


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-11 10:55:20 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: Alright before anyone starts whining about how I "ran off", because you're fond of doing that, I actually need to help somebody run their dog to an emergency vet even though I'm sure it's pointless.

I'll come back and play in the morning. Why yes I do have sat radio in the jeep and I can continue to listen to debate coverage.


18.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-11 10:55:19 PM  
2 votes:

InflamedGonads: Your boy Gregory says its a draw...Please liberal farkers, Embrace Reality!!!


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-10-11 10:52:06 PM  
2 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: OK, I need to revise my prior statement.

This debate wasn't the equivalent of throwing a particularly obnoxious chihuahua into a woodchipper.

This was more the debate equivalent of said chihuahua attempting to piss on the leg of Turn A Gundam and getting a face-full of Moonlight Butterfly in response.

(To put this in perspective to those unfamiliar with those things Gundam-ish: Turn A is generally acknowledged as the most powerful mobile suit ever built, and one of the two times the Moonlight Butterfly (basically a massive storm of grey goo nanites) was unleashed it knocked humanity down to pre-industrial levels for the next three thousand years as all technology more complex than banging the rocks together was destroyed. Oh, and this reached all the way to Jupiter from Earth. Pretty much it's the one thing considered WORSE than nukes or colony drops. :D)


I'd say it was like Charlotte going to Mami Tomoe's all-you-can-eat buffet.
2012-10-11 10:51:06 PM