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paj: Wolf Blitzer - "looked like a draw."
Biden is like seconds away from doing *jerk off motion* when Paul Ryan talks.- Chris Weingarten (@1000TimesYes) October 12, 2012
Biden is like seconds away from doing *jerk off motion* when Paul Ryan talks.
eagles95: imontheinternet: What's the odds on there being a puddle under Ryan's seat at the end of this thing?what color?
Will-Mun: Does... Does Biden read Fark?
Bontesla: Weaver95: zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?Biden had a vorpal sword and confirmed a crit against Ryan.You underestimated the complete devastation Ryan suffered.
CygnusDarius: Ok, just got back from work. What the hell happened?.
sprawl15: Mike_LowELL: ObamaSucks64 on the Obama Sucks forums is reporting that Barack Obama broke down crying while watching the debate, screaming "WHY ARE DOING THIS TO GRAMPA JOE?" I look forward to seeing how the lie-beral media spins this one.SNEObamaSucks is a far superior poster to ObamaSuckst64.
tudorgurl: This thread doesn't have nearly enough Photoshops.I am disappoint.
fqhollis: Abortion! Finally.
majshark: Ryan is winning this by default. Biden is overcompensating by being being rude while Obama was quiet for his debate. Biden is the definition of loco this debate.
I found Ryan's self respectIt's all mooshed up in the bottom of this bag
AkaDad: Paul Ryan was asking for it.
LIKE A BOSS!
InflamedGonads: NBC says Draw idiots....please try to be reasonable kiddies.
torquestripe: Bottom line DNC lost tonight.
Bossk'sSegway: [i46.tinypic.com image 850x563]
Ryan's debate strategy:
Zarquon's Flat Tire: UNLEASH THE BIDEN!
Nice anecdote. Heres mine, plus a point
pacified: am i supposed to draw the penis?
Cuthbert Allgood: Oh shiat...Biden is obviously high
"I knew the Batman, I worked with the Batman. And Paul Ryan, you are not the goddam Batman!"
obeymatt: [pbs.twimg.com image 480x535][memecrunch.com image 379x284]
Weaver95: djkutch: Tried to check in on the Freepers, but apparently their servers are under heavy load.I can get to their site but apparently they're having issues keeping things running. LOTS of butt hurt on freeperville tonight, and not just about Ryan losing the debate. some of them are VERY vocal about freerepublic.com not functioning well.
vygramul: EviLincoln: People with TF should go terrorize the parallel thread on TFD. That place is like a funeral parlor.Lol - so THAT's where all the conservatives go for an echo chamber!
FrailChild: ghare:You can't "disagree" with pathological liars.That's right, demonize and demean your opponents. I'm sure you think the 50% of america who votes republican are all complete idiots, and the 50% that vote liberal are all educated, well informed, and reasonable? lol
Ryan's debate performance:
Your Average Witty Fark User: Did anyone catch the license plate number of that truck that just ran over Paul Ryan?
FrailChild: WhyteRaven74: FrailChild: Spot on Ryan.Abortion is by federal law not funded with federal dollars. Also, Jesus would like a word with you about abortion.You are uninformed, and I can tell you are about to get manipulative.Obama funnels federal tax dollars to fund abortion
Pope Poutrage VI: Damn, that boy is thirsty. Like he ran a marathon.
CaptSS: I am a die-hard blinders on Republican, but I have to say old Joe is winning this one hands down.
angrysloth: i'm loving the mass liberal splooge going on in here right now ;)
FueledByEthanol: I could see Biden, jumping out of the white trans-am from the Onion article, wearing a lion skin, beating Paul over the head with a ox femur, ululating to the heavens, then EATING him./Just sayin
Via Infinito: I love Maru!
Into the blue again: UNLEASH THE BIDEN!
Dahnkster: This woman is taking charge!
robolobo: STOP IT - YOU ARE KILLING HIM
RminusQ: Rachel Maddow just came.
Let me explain to you why your points are bullshiat.
GAT_00: Nezorf: coco ebert: Nezorf: Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]That is awesome.This will be very different than the Biden-Palin debate.Ryan isn't good with specifics but good with rhetoric.Biden is great with stories and connections, but not good about appealing to the masses.Hmmmm.Really? I find Biden quite populist.He is a populist but a lot of his stuff goes over the heads of a significant amount of voters.Too many words, too long, etc.Do you realize that's openly contradictory, right? You can't be a populist who talks over everyone.
MeinRS6: Biden put on a good show. He was a little snarky. we'll see how that plays.Ryan didn't deliver the knock out punches that he should have. This will probably be chalked up as a Biden win.The moderator sucked and was very pro-Obama/Biden. Which makes sense, because she is friends with Obama.
Kittypie070: Oh shut it and have a croissant.
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: What's your dick say?
zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?
I have the strangest boner right now. Where's Paul at?
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Semi-Sane: blatantly pro-Obama moderator.
Smackledorfer: Bbc just said that the social media declare Ryan a winner on being a better numbers guy and how great a budget expert he is.Expert on what? He told us nothing. He gave no detailed ripostes or parries with numbers and used more generalities than Biden.Goddamn people are stupid. They only thinl he is a numbers guy because they were told that over and over. I know people who have never heard hom speak or read his proposals who believe he's a genius. Grr.
cryinoutloud: You guys check this out. Joe Biden's vice-presidential debate reactions in gifs Meh, couldn't post one.
had98c: Hmm FreeRepublic isn't loading for me. Was going to check out their response. Maybe this is for the best.
paj: Caption away![www.taylormarsh.com image 600x927]
RminusQ: CBS Flash poll: Biden 50, Ryan 31, tied 19.
IronTom: FlashHarry: you certainly can't call Biden a buffoon anymorean interrupting condescending blowhard then
Antimatter: zarberg: ok, I just got home from D&D, can I have the TLDR version of tonight?You know the part in Gladiator where Maximus wiped out an area full of rivals, then screams "Are you not entertained?" to the audience?Biden was like that tonight. Absolute slaughter.
PanicMan: coco ebert: The media is calling this a draw? Are you farking kidding me?Are you surprised?
randomjsa: Alright before anyone starts whining about how I "ran off", because you're fond of doing that, I actually need to help somebody run their dog to an emergency vet even though I'm sure it's pointless.I'll come back and play in the morning. Why yes I do have sat radio in the jeep and I can continue to listen to debate coverage.
InflamedGonads: Your boy Gregory says its a draw...Please liberal farkers, Embrace Reality!!!
Great Porn Dragon: OK, I need to revise my prior statement.This debate wasn't the equivalent of throwing a particularly obnoxious chihuahua into a woodchipper.This was more the debate equivalent of said chihuahua attempting to piss on the leg of Turn A Gundam and getting a face-full of Moonlight Butterfly in response.(To put this in perspective to those unfamiliar with those things Gundam-ish: Turn A is generally acknowledged as the most powerful mobile suit ever built, and one of the two times the Moonlight Butterfly (basically a massive storm of grey goo nanites) was unleashed it knocked humanity down to pre-industrial levels for the next three thousand years as all technology more complex than banging the rocks together was destroyed. Oh, and this reached all the way to Jupiter from Earth. Pretty much it's the one thing considered WORSE than nukes or colony drops. :D)
Delawheredad: My girlfriend intends to vote for Obama but she thinks Ryan won the debate. Se is on disability and in the donut hole. Her costs have gone up to the point where she can barley afford her medicine. She was yelling nasty things at Biden the whole time.