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(Politico)   Will Biden act like your uncle who hasn't gotten the dosage right yet? Will Ryan flex his muscles before running away from his budget like a sissy? Will we get a new ^_^ -_- meme out of this? It's your VP Debate Democratic Rumble Thread (9PM EST)   (politico.com) divider line 5075
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2012-10-11 09:04:38 PM  
Benghazi? "Wasn't this an intelligence failure?"

What the fark.

Biden starting out strong, "we will get them"
 
2012-10-11 09:04:38 PM  
image.retrojunk.com


Let Mortal Kombat begin!
 
2012-10-11 09:04:39 PM  
Ryan's going to get a chance to bare his claws really early tonight.
 
2012-10-11 09:04:39 PM  
Paul Ryan, you cock, stop drawing Martha naked.
 
2012-10-11 09:04:40 PM  
9/11! Drink!
 
2012-10-11 09:04:40 PM  
You can tell Joe studied for this one.
 
2012-10-11 09:04:41 PM  
Ryan will just say,"yes"..
 
2012-10-11 09:04:42 PM  
source (pops)
 
2012-10-11 09:04:44 PM  

Renowned transvestite sexologist: Why does it sound like she more nervous than the two of them.


Jim Leher took more shiat than O and R.
 
2012-10-11 09:04:51 PM  

Shadow Blasko: King Something: mayIFark: It should have been started. Youtube ACB link still talking shiat.

Any better link?

http://www.c-span.org/debates/

Service Unavailable.


Did you try copying and pasting the text?

If you have, and it failed, go to C-SPAN.org and click the link.
 
2012-10-11 09:04:56 PM  

Shadow Blasko: King Something: mayIFark: It should have been started. Youtube ACB link still talking shiat.

Any better link?

http://www.c-span.org/debates/

Service Unavailable.


msnbc
 
2012-10-11 09:04:57 PM  
Wow, pivot in the first 30 seconds.
 
2012-10-11 09:04:58 PM  

Cuthbert Allgood: Oh shiat...

Biden is obviously high


He's relaxed. He just rubbed one out.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:01 PM  
osama. DRINK
 
2012-10-11 09:05:02 PM  

what_now: Someone tell Paul Ryan where Libya is.


Isn't it next to Africa?
 
2012-10-11 09:05:06 PM  

Lando Lincoln: "Go Kernels?" Who the fark would name their school team after a piece of unpopped popcorn?


Some college in BFE Kentucky.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:07 PM  
Holy crap.

I never noticed how much Paul Ryan looks like Hanover Fiste from HEAVY METAL:

texasfred.net

img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-11 09:05:07 PM  

what_now: Someone tell Paul Ryan where Libya is.


he thinks its somewhere south of mexico.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:10 PM  
Setting the tone to play into Ryan's hand biatch!
 
2012-10-11 09:05:11 PM  

what_now: Someone tell Paul Ryan where Libya is.


He's seen Back to the Future, he's got this.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:11 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Hopefully the VP of Plagiarism will steal some of 0bama's best lines. Like "um, um, um, uh"


I'm listening on the radio at work. The first thing they said, in the first 30 seconds, that Biden has been practicing all the scripted zingers, I mean lines, the President was supposed to use last week, but didn't.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:17 PM  
Stay on point - grr.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:22 PM  
He just dodged the question
 
2012-10-11 09:05:27 PM  
fark you Eddie Munster!
 
2012-10-11 09:05:34 PM  
lol 2 minutes
 
2012-10-11 09:05:34 PM  
Tough initial question for Biden!
 
2012-10-11 09:05:40 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Wow, pivot in the first 30 seconds.


heh, yup
 
2012-10-11 09:05:41 PM  
We got them before, we'll get them again.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:45 PM  
Ryan smirking while Biden talks about terrorism comes off as totally un-classy.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:48 PM  

Fall in Light: But what color are their TIES?! This is very important. It will change how I imagine this entire debate.


Let's see if CNN HD helps:

Biden - Blue with silver and black stripes
Ryan - Red with purple stripes .. or they're blue stripes. IT LOOKS PURPLE TO ME DAMN IT.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:48 PM  

Shadow Blasko: King Something: mayIFark: It should have been started. Youtube ACB link still talking shiat.

Any better link?

http://www.c-span.org/debates/

Service Unavailable.


i go by way of this Link
 
2012-10-11 09:05:57 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Is it alright that I really want to sleep with Rachel Maddow?


I just want to lick her neck.
 
2012-10-11 09:05:58 PM  
Did Paul Ryan just sigh before answering?
 
2012-10-11 09:06:02 PM  
Biden draws first "Screw your noise, lemme answer my own question" blood. Good. Nobody cares what the moderator asks.
 
2012-10-11 09:06:05 PM  
So this is scripted?
 
2012-10-11 09:06:07 PM  
Did Joe answer the question?
 
2012-10-11 09:06:07 PM  
We mourn the loss *smirk* of these Americans who *smirk* were murdered...
 
2012-10-11 09:06:11 PM  
Oh the humanity! Biden pulls a pipe from the audience! Ryan's in serious danger here!
 
paj
2012-10-11 09:06:12 PM  
Attay-ack.
 
2012-10-11 09:06:12 PM  

paj: Blue tie for Biden, red with blue stripes for Ryan.


Man, I'm too slow on the draw. No more commenting for me on the iPod, ha.
 
2012-10-11 09:06:14 PM  
Bad answer, Joe.
 
2012-10-11 09:06:25 PM  

Rich Cream: Shadow Blasko: King Something: mayIFark: It should have been started. Youtube ACB link still talking shiat.

Any better link?

http://www.c-span.org/debates/

Service Unavailable.

i go by way of this Link


Is all good .. Watching the delayed on Youtube
 
2012-10-11 09:06:25 PM  
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TEN YEARS OLD FER CHRISSAKE'S.
 
2012-10-11 09:06:26 PM  
Does this have anything to do with the question?
 
2012-10-11 09:06:28 PM  

Ryan has the same thingamabob on his flag pin as Rmoney has.

YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO DEFACE THE FLAG.
\o/
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/ \
 
2012-10-11 09:06:37 PM  
Joe sounds babbly.
 
2012-10-11 09:06:38 PM  
www.dailyhaha.com
 
2012-10-11 09:06:39 PM  
Marine detachments everywhere!
 
2012-10-11 09:06:40 PM  
Pre-form your damn sentences, Joe. Know where your sentence is going to end before you start it.

"GATES OF HELL."
 
2012-10-11 09:06:41 PM  
Answer the question, you old fart.
 
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