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2012-10-11 09:54:06 AM
5 votes:
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
2012-10-11 07:39:55 AM
5 votes:
I spend $5 every month on some silly website
2012-10-11 10:05:03 AM
4 votes:

PhoenixInFlames: It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers


Sex with satyrs is bad and unnatural and you should feel bad.
2012-10-11 10:50:37 AM
3 votes:

susansto-helit: I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.


Count me as one of the confused. Why are you still in high school????
/Sorry, couldn't resist
2012-10-11 10:13:02 AM
3 votes:
I'm black and I don't like watermelon.
2012-10-11 10:10:39 AM
3 votes:

PhoenixInFlames: Funny thing is? I'm out to everyone except my family.

It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers (though I'm sure a few haven't really been paying attention, and might be surprised if they heard it).

It's always been my family that causes me the most fear.

I know they'll love me no matter what, but there's a difference between loving me, and accepting me.


Pansexual? Like, Calphalon
2012-10-11 09:55:14 AM
3 votes:

Vodka Zombie: I can't sleep if I'm wearing socks.


I can't sleep if Vodka Zombie is wearing socks.
2012-10-11 07:51:14 AM
3 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com

Come out, come out, where ever you are!
2012-10-11 12:10:43 PM
2 votes:

Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.


You know how I know you're gay?
2012-10-11 11:02:57 AM
2 votes:
Should we have a National Coming In Night with a choice of orifices to chose from?
2012-10-11 10:53:03 AM
2 votes:

hershy799: susansto-helit: I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.

Count me as one of the confused. Why are you still in high school????
/Sorry, couldn't resist


i.imgur.com
2012-10-11 10:23:05 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: I.....butt chug box o' wine.


The preferred term is "cardbordeaux."
2012-10-11 10:22:02 AM
2 votes:
I'm not this cool in real life. I'm a lot more cooler.
2012-10-11 10:16:59 AM
2 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I'll never be graceful or successfully make pancakes.


Sounds like you need more practice...

/side of bacon, please
2012-10-11 10:10:59 AM
2 votes:

mr_a: I spend $5 every month on some silly website


Know how I know you're gay?
2012-10-11 09:56:33 AM
2 votes:
Mom. Dad. Today is just FABULOUS!!!
2012-10-11 09:53:15 AM
2 votes:

elementalogic: I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.


Scott Bakula is on fark?
2012-10-11 04:33:15 PM
1 votes:

fredbox: I admit it. I have had sex before. Like with another person, even.


When I was 7 or 8 years old, I thought that "gay" was the opposite of "virgin." My very conservative parents had done their best to keep me sheltered, you see. This led to a couple of very odd misunderstandings before I was corrected.
2012-10-11 03:37:36 PM
1 votes:
Okay, I didn't go to work today, I stayed home in my boxers, fapped twice to a porno filmed in the 1970s, then I showered and dressed. Debating a third fap session.
2012-10-11 02:14:14 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Cat Poop: I'm a crossdressing atheist panty sniffing republican and I like beastiality porn .

/One of those is not true.


I've stricken the most embarrassing one for ya.
2012-10-11 12:48:44 PM
1 votes:

This Looks Fun: Cythraul: This Looks Fun: Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.

You know how I know you're gay?

My assless leather chaps, riding crop, captain's hat, leather chest harness, black biker's boots, and studded leather collar?

Well I was going to say it was your Weeners, but yeah, now it's those.


Jesus Christ...
2012-10-11 12:48:07 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: This Looks Fun: Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.

You know how I know you're gay?

My assless leather chaps, riding crop, captain's hat, leather chest harness, black biker's boots, and studded leather collar?


Well I was going to say it was your Weeners, but yeah, now it's those.
2012-10-11 12:06:47 PM
1 votes:

vabeard: I'm toying with the idea of coming out to my office co-workers. Like they don't know already. A three martini lunch would really help this along.


I wholly encourage that lunch. Martini's are awesome.
2012-10-11 11:38:45 AM
1 votes:

PabloHosehead: I'd rather have a woman ride me with a strap-on than actually be sexually with a(nother) guy.


that's hot
2012-10-11 11:30:39 AM
1 votes:

thelordofcheese: Great Janitor: I crashed the boat into the dam

I broke the dam.


Does that mean I can't get on the dam tour? Who is going to answer all my dam questions?
2012-10-11 11:27:11 AM
1 votes:
In 30 U.S. states, "National Coming Out Day" might be more appropiately known as "Your Queer Ass Is Fired Eve".
2012-10-11 11:18:31 AM
1 votes:
poop is coming out.
2012-10-11 11:17:00 AM
1 votes:

plc5_250: Jon iz teh kewl: i'm coming out as a musician. anyone want to be in my band??

Do you need a bass player?


Do you play largemouth or smallmouth?
2012-10-11 11:16:22 AM
1 votes:

susansto-helit: I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.


you're still in high school?
2012-10-11 11:15:32 AM
1 votes:
It's true. I am a dude who likes dudes.
2012-10-11 10:30:56 AM
1 votes:
In response to this I'm announcing tomorrow to be national "staying in" day. Don't bother putting on pants people, it will be a national holiday, and every just sits around the house like welfare recipients.

Now what's all this about gay people?
2012-10-11 10:24:50 AM
1 votes:
I'm the one who farted in the elevator this morning.
2012-10-11 10:17:06 AM
1 votes:
I.....butt chug box o' wine.
2012-10-11 10:16:45 AM
1 votes:

ginandbacon: stpauler: Then Ellen came out.

I honestly think Ellen changed the landscape for millions of people. LGBT and allies. We finally felt like there was a chance at getting these conversations out of kitchens and bars and bedrooms and into the public sphere. She deserves a lot of credit for her bravery and ability to completely neutralize any mainstream stigma. The fact that so many of my friends are out now is in large part due to the stand she took and how compelling she was (and is.)


I'm sure that her set of conventionally hot and occasionally straight girlfriends had nothing to do with her "acceptable face of lesbianism" status with the flyover states and People of WalMart who seem to tolerate her Andy of Mayberry-style, homespun dykeness.

Face it, if she showed on the red carpet with an Andrea Dworkin-like bull dyke mountain troll, it wouldn't go down as well. Yeah, I went there.
2012-10-11 10:15:02 AM
1 votes:
What homersexuals might look like:

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2012-10-11 10:14:48 AM
1 votes:
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I stick my hands in my armpits and then sniff them.
2012-10-11 10:14:20 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: PhoenixInFlames: It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers

Sex with satyrs is bad and unnatural and you should feel bad.


Those hooves are just so sexy.
2012-10-11 10:13:19 AM
1 votes:
I watch porn...on the internet!
2012-10-11 10:11:29 AM
1 votes:

rdu_voyager: I'm atheist and live in the South. Sometimes I think it'd be easier to come out as gay instead of atheist.


You mean there's a difference? Heretic!
2012-10-11 10:07:38 AM
1 votes:
I crashed the boat into the dam
2012-10-11 10:04:40 AM
1 votes:

PhoenixInFlames: Funny thing is? I'm out to everyone except my family.

It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers (though I'm sure a few haven't really been paying attention, and might be surprised if they heard it).

It's always been my family that causes me the most fear.

I know they'll love me no matter what, but there's a difference between loving me, and accepting me.


pansexual? u have sex with bread?

does that include pies
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2012-10-11 09:59:43 AM
1 votes:
Evidently there's some part in the Gay Agenda's (TM) pamphlet that says you have to come out by posting a picture of you and your same-sex sweetie, cheek-to-cheek on or near a beach but never actually mention it to any of your friends.

I mean, I'm glad people get to be honest with themselves and the world and I understand the difficulty that is involved in breaking the news to close-minded elders and family, but how many years do you need to be close friends with someone before you're on the "coming out personal notification list?" This is depriving us a valuable opportunity to say something like "I'm glad you finally figured out what the rest of us have known for years" or "Wow can she be on my softball team? We need some skill players badly."
2012-10-11 09:58:40 AM
1 votes:
I'm a vegetarian but eat bacon.

/no one can resist bacon
2012-10-11 09:58:34 AM
1 votes:
I'm a raging heterosexual.

/Feels so good to get that off my chest
2012-10-11 08:01:20 AM
1 votes:
I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.
 
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