stpauler: Then Ellen came out.
JackieRabbit: colon_pow: If i was having a theesome with my wife and another guy, and she said, hey help me suck this dick. then i might. for her.but otherwise... nope. not interested.If you did help her, you'd want to do it again. I think you have the right attitude. This same-sex thing really should not be an issue to any of us in this day and age. This is one area where we older people can learn from the younger generation. They really do seem to be ripping off the old labels and just going with what seems natural.
Cythraul: This Looks Fun: Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.You know how I know you're gay?My assless leather chaps, riding crop, captain's hat, leather chest harness, black biker's boots, and studded leather collar?
vabeard: I'm toying with the idea of coming out to my office co-workers. Like they don't know already. A three martini lunch would really help this along.
miss diminutive: I kissed a girl and she didn't taste anything like cherry chap-stick....more like rum and falafel.That Katy Perry is full of shiat.
Great Janitor: I watch "Let's Make a Deal" because I like tossing it to that Tiffany chickOnce, when traveling through Alabama I had this strange compulsion to watch incest pornI have only seen one episode of 'Firefly', and that was after watching the movieMy one man show was 90% shirtlessI dream of committing genocide against mahogany treesMy dorm room in college was full of posters celebrating alpacas and Webster
susansto-helit: I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.
WTFDYW: susansto-helit: WTFDYW: I'm married and haven't had sex for going on nine years ;-(That's not marriage. That's a roommate housemate.We haven't slept in the same room for that long either.
WTFDYW: I'm married and haven't had sex for going on nine years ;-(
Diogenes: I.....butt chug box o' wine.
Jon iz teh kewl: i'm coming out as a musician. anyone want to be in my band??
KingKauff: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
elementalogic: I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.
Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.
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