Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.
kimwim: [www.truthwinsout.org image 500x333]^me/Tried to post the pink triangle enclosed by the green ring on wiki, but fark didn't like it.
stpauler: Then Ellen came out.
susansto-helit: I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.
elementalogic: I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.
Vodka Zombie: I can't sleep if I'm wearing socks.
KingKauff: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
stpauler: Twenty years ago I came out of the closet. I saw a pretty horrible landscape out there. In the liberal state of Minnesota where I lived, it was still a criminal offense to engage in homosexual sex acts.Then Ellen came out.Clinton created DADT which at the time was considered by most to be a step in the right direction at least.A slow progress where we saw things like Lawrence v Texas, Massachusetts legalize marriage, and President Obama repeal DADT and allow us to serve openly. The DNC have even added marriage to their platform for the first time.Minnesota now has a ballot initiative to define marriage and while I hope it fails, I know that we as a human race will still slowly steamroll over the rest of the bigots until they are on the fringes instead.
PhoenixInFlames: Funny thing is? I'm out to everyone except my family.It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers (though I'm sure a few haven't really been paying attention, and might be surprised if they heard it).It's always been my family that causes me the most fear.I know they'll love me no matter what, but there's a difference between loving me, and accepting me.
PhoenixInFlames: It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers
conjecture and hearsay: I like the smell of my own farts.
Great Janitor: I crashed the boat into the dam
Jon iz teh kewl: i'm coming out as a musician. anyone want to be in my band??
mr_a: I spend $5 every month on some silly website
Jon iz teh kewl: pansexual? u have sex with bread?does that include pies
rdu_voyager: I'm atheist and live in the South. Sometimes I think it'd be easier to come out as gay instead of atheist.
Diogenes: PhoenixInFlames: It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkersSex with satyrs is bad and unnatural and you should feel bad.
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